Chapter 54: Some things, as long as they are too many at one time (ask for recommendations)
After solving the incident, he returned to everyone from Baiguling, and before he could say hello to anyone, Jia had already turned into a black afterimage and rushed into Tang Seng's arms. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Hugging Jia, Tang Seng touched its back and said with a smile.
"Don't worry, just go out for a walk, it'll be fine."
Without responding to Tang Seng's words of relief, Jia followed Tang Seng's arm and climbed onto his shoulder.
Shrugging his shoulders, Tang Seng who had long been accustomed to Jia didn't care, raised his hand and touched it, and walked towards Sun Wukong, who was in the luggage.
"Come back from a walk, Goku, haven't you slept yet?"
"Keep your eyes open and look, do you think I look like I'm asleep?"
Cross-legged, ADHD seemed to be swaying from side to side on the luggage, and Sun Wukong responded angrily.
"And you, master, all day long, if you have nothing to do, you just play outside and run outside, aren't you afraid of when you are unlucky to meet a monster, and then be caught to do it early?"
"Don't worry, don't say that the luck for the teacher is not so bad, it's really so bad, and the monster can't catch the teacher."
With a confident expression, Tang Seng smiled.
"It's like Wukong, it's been so long, haven't you ever caught it as a teacher once?"
"Oh~ slippery and embarrassed, what a shameless guy!"
glanced at Tang Seng with contempt, and consciously continued to talk to him, maybe Sun Wukong, who would be taken by him with shamelessness, decided not to talk to him.
A flipped over and jumped off the luggage in a dashing manner - as it should have been.
But it's a pity that he was injured in the battle with the white bone spirit last night, and his body was not as flexible as usual, so of course he turned over in a chic way and did not appear, and Sun Wukong fell to the ground in embarrassment, and came to gnaw on the mud.
"Hey, it hurts."
let out a mournful scream, spit out the soil in his mouth, and Sun Wukong, who was lying on the ground, didn't get up, just maintained that posture, and angrily blamed Tang Seng next to him.
"Didn't you see the old lady fall? Are you just going to watch it all the time?! ”
"If you don't have this attitude, the teacher may still help you, but the question is, what does the teacher owe you?"
Raising his eyebrows, Tang Seng unceremoniously responded to Sun Wukong's question in a provocative tone, but in the end, he finally reached out and pulled Sun Wukong up from the ground.
patted the dirt on her body for her, and Tang Seng said angrily.
"You dead monkey, can you grow snacks in the future? Even if she has a tail, she is still a girl, and she is very smug all day long, what does she look like? ”
"Long-winded! Master, you'd better take care of yourself first. ”
The dissatisfied Chong Tang Seng wrinkled his little nose, and Sun Wukong, who didn't have the patience to listen to him at all, pushed his hand away and walked to the side angrily.
After looking around, he found that there seemed to be no place to rest, Sun Wukong shook his tail and thought for a while, so he learned from Zhu Lengyou and lay down directly on the ground.
With his hands behind his head and squinting at the unpredictable clouds in the sky for a while, Sun Wukong suddenly said.
"Master......"
"Huh? What the? ”
Sun Wukong shouted and didn't speak, and Tang Seng couldn't help but cast a puzzled look at her.
"Hmm...... Forget it, nothing. ”
wanted to say something and stopped, but after hesitating for a while, Sun Wukong finally didn't say what he wanted to say. Sideways pillow hand changed posture to avoid Tang Seng's gaze and the sky seemed to change its form to a monkey no matter how it looked, Sun Wukong's tone was very brisk.
"I'm sleepy, master, hurry up and sing a little song."
"I'm sleepy, hurry up and sing a little song...... Bastard, are you greeting who is singing!? ”
"Oh, master, you really care a lot...... Hurry up, I'm so sleepy that I can't open my eyes. ”
"Sure enough, does the teacher really owe you this dead monkey?"
Looking at Sun Wukong, who was facing away from him and waving his tail happily, although he had the urge to give her head a few strokes with a tin cane, and then hang her up and put her on the fire, so that she could sleep directly for the rest of her life, but in the end, the soft-hearted Tang Seng still didn't do anything, and hummed a song to her in a low voice according to her request.
The melodious melody with strange magic easily eliminated the magic barrier in Sun Wukong's heart, so that she quickly fell asleep with peace of mind.
Not only Sun Wukong, on the side, holding a small wooden stick, was teasing the ants in the grass with high interest, but after hearing the song, he couldn't help but yawn cutely and became sleepy.
"Woo~I'm sleepy~"
Throwing away the wooden stick, rubbing his eyes with both hands, he looked around with a yawning breeze, and then got up and walked towards Tang Seng leisurely.
But a fool is a fool, and after taking a few steps, Qingfeng suddenly stepped on his left foot and fell to the ground with a whimper.
"It hurts~"
Let out a lovely scream, the breeze blinked, and kept the position of lying on his stomach like that, and then put his hands on his head, and fell asleep like a puppy.
“……”
Originally, I wanted to go up and help up the sloppy breeze, but I didn't expect her to fall asleep directly like that, Tang Seng couldn't cry or laugh.
"Can you all fall asleep like this, piggy?"
"Woo-a-a-a-a......-a Don't, don't say bad things. ”
As if he felt something, the breeze in his sleep suddenly pouted, and he was very unhappy and talked about his dreams. Seeing Qingfeng like this, Tang Seng couldn't help but laugh.
I'm asleep, but I can still respond to other people's words, and I'm really a cute little confused ghost.
Coming to Qingfeng's side, bending down and pinching her delicate nose, making her little mouth higher, Tang Seng picked her up lightly, and then walked to Yin Yue's side and put her on Yin Yue's back.
Although Yin Yue is always called a stupid cat, Yin Yue is a white tiger after all, and she is still the kind of adult essence, so her body is very large, not including the tail, and her body length is nearly a foot long.
Otherwise, there would not be a place for Yiren and Moxing to sleep when Shamanhua was leaning on a book.
"Woo, bad guys are not allowed to bully Qingfeng......"
Seeing that he was out of his embrace, he began to mumble about the breeze of his dreams again, Tang Seng smiled helplessly, and took off the robe he was wearing and covered it on Qingfeng's back.
"Get a good night's sleep."
After whispering a word, Tang Seng snatched the book in Shamanhua's hand beside him. In Shamanhua's dissatisfied gaze, he was very angry and lectured.
"Look, give me a rest. Won't you feel tired after a night of rest? ”
"This palace is not an ordinary man, don't transfer the ordinary people's set to this palace."
tried to get back his book from Tang Seng, but failed, and Shamanhua was even more dissatisfied.
"Hurry up and return the book to the palace, if not, don't blame the palace for being polite."
"Yes, yes, Manhua, you are an immortal, so you can't worry about ordinary people...... Do you think I'm going to say that!? ”
suddenly changed his face, Tang Seng didn't care what Shamanhua's identity was, and no matter whether she would be polite, he simply slapped a book on her head.
"Don't talk nonsense, let you rest obediently and give me rest. The body is already poor, and after being harassed by the demonic qi last night, he walked for a night, and he didn't rest, did he want to make his body collapse even more? ”
Originally, he was still angry at Tang Seng's faux pas, but listening to his reprimands full of concern, Sha Manhua found that he couldn't vent the anger in his heart no matter what.
“…… Sooner or later, Hongu will surely make you understand the fate of offending Hongu. ”
Glaring hatefully, Tang Seng, who seemed to be an adult teaching a disobedient child, couldn't lose his temper with Tang Seng like a child, so he got up and left angrily.
As for what to do, of course, go get the robe and go to rest!
"One by one, if only they could be as obedient as the Yiren."
Glancing at the things and coming back, but he chose to rest on the opposite side, and Sha Manhua, who didn't forget to glare at himself before sitting down, Tang Seng couldn't help but shake his head.
At the beginning, he was obviously a virtuous and elegant person, and he didn't easily vent his emotions, but the more time passed, his temper became worse and worse?
Thinking about this question in his heart, Tang Seng suddenly sighed.
Forget it, mediocrity disturbs themselves, don't worry about those indifferent questions. Besides, the temper is actually not bad, but more popular...... Probably.
Tang Seng, who tried to make himself think about the good side of things, and couldn't help sighing, stuffed the book into his arms, and then turned to Zhen Yuanzi not far away, and walked towards the white bone spirit beside her who was holding Xiao Gu and looking at the sky in a daze.
"Why, I kept letting her rest, but my husband didn't plan to rest for a while?"
Tilting his head and glancing at Tang Seng who came to his side, Zhen Yuanzi smiled.
"Being strict with others and being lenient with oneself is not a habit that a master should have."
"Hey, it turns out that in addition to having a straight face, you can also laugh at women."
Pretending to be surprised, he glanced at Zhen Yuanzi, Tang Seng didn't want to be always vicious like usual, but also laughed.
"I want to rest too, and it's better to rest until the world is destroyed. It's just that at a glance, both sides of Yinyue and her back are occupied, you can't let me learn Wukong, Leng You, and sleep directly on the ground, right? ”
"That's not a legacy."
Facing Tang Seng's rare harmony, Zhen Yuanzi's mood couldn't help but become happy. Talking about what seems to be a lesson, but in fact, it can only be counted as a joke, she laughed.
"Besides, wrapping the sky as a quilt and pulling the ground as a seat, although this kind of artistic conception is free and easy, although it is good, but with a better choice, it is simply stupid to do this."
"A better option?"
was slightly surprised, and then looked at Zhen Yuanzi's line of sight, looking at Sha Manhua, who was resting on the side of Yinyue, Tang Seng was suddenly full of black lines.
"And Manhua? Do you think I'm going to have too long to live, so I want to murder my husband? ”
If she had just slept on Yinyue's side with Shamanhua, not only would she not say anything, but she would have left to give him the position completely. But now, if she dares to do that, although Sha Manhua will not say anything, and will not leave angrily, Tang Seng dares to bet that she will definitely seize the opportunity to find fault.
A short-tempered person may not be half dead, but there will certainly be no less disdainful gaze.
It's okay to find someone to dislike it, is it stupid to be a Tang monk?
Because of the sentence of murdering her husband, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help laughing, it was a happy laugh.
"Husband, have you finally recognized as a wife?"
"If you don't admit it, I promise that I won't admit it."
Of course, if you don't die, you have to count half to death.
Without shame, he added in his heart, and Tang Seng glared at Zhen Yuanzi angrily.
"And kissed and hugged, and even slept together, do you think it's possible for me to act as if nothing happened, and then kick you away? Eat dry and wipe clean, and turn your face to deny it, I'm not this kind of scumbag. ”
- "It's weird! ”
Lianhua simply added it later, but Tang Seng also simply turned a deaf ear to it.
He's a scumbag, what a joke about this kind of thing!
Lianhua and Tang Seng, only the two of them understood the communication between the two, and the rest of the people, even Zhen Yuanzi, who was close at hand, were not aware at all.
She smiled helplessly.
"Since that's the case, then why did you treat your wife like that before, husband?"
"To make you unhappy, of course."
With a natural face, Tang Seng pouted very unhappily.
"There has always been only the uncle yin, and last time I was actually yin by you, and it was so miserable that I almost lost my body. Do you think that what the uncle may have done has never happened? ”
Tang Seng was bitter and hateful, and resolutely said no.
"That's weird! If you suffer such a loss and let the culprit get away with it, how can the uncle have the face to mix in this world in the future! ”
“……”
Even Zhen Yuanzi's Dao Heart, who was not shocked, couldn't help but look embarrassed in the face of Tang Seng's broken answer.
Originally, I thought that the reason why Tang Seng was so awkward and unwilling to accept the truth (commonly known as tsundere), or that he simply didn't like her, but he didn't expect it......
Zhen Yuanzi smiled.
"If you suffer a loss, you have to get it back, husband, you are really a model of happiness and revenge in a way."
"The big revenge will be avenged, and the small revenge will not be forgotten, this is the code of conduct that I am proud of."
Tian shamelessly refreshed her three views in her heart for Zhen Yuanzi, and after making her smile more and more happily, Tang Seng said unhappily.
"I was going to make you unhappy for a while, but ......"
Looking at Tang Seng who suddenly paused and was silent, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help but be curious.
"But how? Husband, did you encounter something when you were away before? ”
Jia Wenyan, who had been lying on Tang Seng's shoulder and had no sense of existence, suddenly raised his head, glanced at Tang Seng first, and then turned his head to look in the direction of Baiguling, which was a little thoughtful.
"Not really, it's just ......"
Still hesitating and not finishing, but as Tang Seng let out a long breath, his hesitation was completely shattered, and he showed a smile and a cheerful face, and said.
"It's just that I suddenly thought that if I have it, I should cherish it, otherwise, it will be too late to regret it when I lose it."
Waved his finger at Zhen Yuanzi, Tang Seng pretended to wink playfully.
"If you don't cherish it, you regret it if you lose it, this kind of thing is many at a time, do you say?" (To be continued.) )