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In a quiet corner to the right of the door, a man with a strange face and a flirtatious expression sat at a table with a laptop on the table.

The man wore headphones in his ears, his fingers tapped the keyboard rapidly, and lines of words appeared on the computer screen, and the speed of typing was amazing.

Even if an average person is typing blindly, it is impossible to type at such a fast speed, unless the person is typing randomly.

However, the man's typing is an article without any typos and completely smooth reading, which is very story-like, similar to an online novel-like article.

It's almost against the sky, and you can write an article with a story while typing fast, so don't you have to think about the plot while typing?

Even if you have conceived the plot in advance, it should take a little time in terms of grammar and description, right!?

"Sometimes I really can't figure it out, you can type so fast and write such a perfect story, don't you need to think about the plot during the typing?"

Behind the man, a stunning woman suddenly appeared, with her back against the wall and her hands crossed over her chest, asking the question that everyone wanted to know.

The man replied without looking back: "When writing the title, I am arbitrary, I portray the characters crazy, the outline is all in my head, it is purely normal to delay the manuscript, write my favorite story, I am such a writer." ”

"Don't use the title of your novel to perfunctory me", the woman smashed the slate table with a punch, buzzing: "I didn't ask what kind of writer you are, I asked why you type so fast?" ”

The man lifted the laptop, thinking that the woman was going to give her computer again, but fortunately, it was the table that was smashed. Otherwise, so many words would be written in vain.

"As an assistant, just do your part, don't be too lenient", the man gently put the computer back on the table:

"Also, this slate table is a stone that is more valuable than marble, and you can't break it in the first place.

Secondly, this one is very expensive, and I won't be responsible for helping you compensate for it if it is smashed. ”

The woman completely ignored the man's words as a deaf ear, and forcibly broke the man's hand covering the shutdown button and turned it off.

Seeing that there was no room for recovery, the man relaxed and scratched his head helplessly.

"Ya Ai, you are still not a person, you invited this girl here, but you sit here alone and write." The woman said through gritted teeth.

Yao Ai is an online writer, and in recent years, he has become famous in the online literature industry for his excellent style and style of complaining. However, I have always been low-key and rarely appear in front of the public.

Similarly, it was the person who was interested in Jue Ling's "Lonely Pete Zhang" before, and the reason for his interest was ...... I heard that the source of the song was from the other side of the earth.

So there is a slight feeling of [fellow countryman sees fellow countryman], and since then, he has been listening to Jue Ling's songs, studying Jue Ling's voice, and preparing to find out this person.

Investigating this matter, Ya Ai didn't say anything to anyone, including the female assistant in front of her!

Ya Ai listened to the female assistant's complaints, lazily spread her hands and said, "I don't remember that I invited you to come, I just remember that someone played tricks and co-edited everyone to trick me into coming here." ”

When the woman heard this, her eyes moved away unnaturally, and she naturally understood who this [someone] in Ya Ai's mouth was: "Anyway, since you have come, you have to play with me." ”

Ai smiled evilly: "Hehehehe, I'm just a member of the editorial publishing house, is it really good to speak to me in this tone?" ”

"I'm sorry, I was wrong to speak to you in this tone", the woman first showed a sweet smile and apologized, and then suddenly grabbed Ya Ai's collar, and the conversation changed:

"I was wrong to speak to you in that gentle tone just now. This girl will speak to you in a different tone!

You disgusting, filthy, perverted, shameless, incompetent, arrogant, arrogant, narcissistic idiot, powerless, bathing once every three days, washing your head once every five days, an imperfectly evolved living being, an uncle at the kindergarten level, a semi-plant with rotten vitality, the source of spitting nouns, the strongest waste material in human history, a brainless creature that can think......"

"Wait." Ya Ai's obscene expression of a year of enjoyment interrupted the woman's words.

"Huh?"

"[Sexual impotence], I don't agree with these three words. Sometimes not attacking the opposite sex does not necessarily mean that you are sexually impotent, but it may also be that you are not interested in the opposite sex. I can approve of the rest, okay, you continue to scold! Ya Qi stretched out his hand and motioned for [you continue].

"Get out," the woman yelled, "This girl has said so much, and all you notice is three words." Also, who are you saying you are not sexually interesting, this girl ......"

"Okay, don't talk about it, everyone is looking this way, it's embarrassing." Ya Ai took the woman's hand and pulled her into her arms with a strong pull.

The woman sat on Ya Ai's lap and rebuked angrily with a flushed face: "Hooligans." ”

"If you think I'm a hooligan, then get up on your own and don't sit on my lap." Ya Ai said with a nonchalant expression.

The woman's hands pressed tightly on Ya Ai's face: "You bastard, this girl has been revising the common grammar in your novel in the past few days, how much effort has it taken to get your novel published to attract the public?"

You are there all day playing games, reading girly comics, sleeping, watching videos, and the worst thing is that you still stop playing these things, and you don't take me out to relax when you have time, and let me work at home all day long. ”

Yao Ai didn't seem to have the concept of pity for Xiang Xiang and cherish the jade, slowly removed the hand on his face, and said lightly: "No way, who made you an assistant!" Novels are like that, the grammar is meant to liven up the atmosphere and be funny, and if you want to publish a physical book officially, you have to revise it.

Your publishing house took away most of the profits, and I only got a little, and you deserve your hard work, and I don't seem to have any reason to give you comfort.

Moreover, you are doing it yourself, you obviously came to a member of the editorial publishing house before, but you drove people away, and patted your chest and said, "I can complete the content revision alone......"

"Okay, then I'll go to the publishing house tomorrow and resign." The woman got up in a bad mood and wanted to leave.

Yao Ai hurriedly got up to stop the woman, and said with a smile: "It's better not to resign, I'm used to your assistant, and I'm also embarrassed to change to someone else."

Actually, I also think that you are bored working at home all day long, and you don't care about me at all, which is not suitable!

When we go back tonight, we'll have to adjust our working hours, after all, I'm bored at home alone! ”

"Are you confessing to me?" The woman asked uncertainly, Ya Ai always spoke like this, a sentence can have different meanings, so that she always didn't know which meaning to understand.

"Who knows", Ya Ai shrugged with a smirk, "but you can try to confess to me, and I may accept, well, will...... Let's do it! ”

The woman blushed and turned her head away: "Don't say shameless things in an uncertain tone, who will confess to you!" ”

"Ah, have you been influenced by my style when you revise your style, and your ability to complain is getting better and better." Ya Ai laughed and said, "Let's go, go and see what's fun." ”

"Is your job done?" The woman asked.

Ya Ai nodded: "Well, it's done, I've written all the performance scripts in the ordinary area, and I've played a little prank." ”

"Prank?"