"Dude, wake up, your delivery has arrived!"

In a daze, Chen Fei opened his eyes suddenly: "Express? Where is the courier, I'll sign for it! ”

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Just about to sign for the receipt, Chen Fei couldn't help but pat his head: "It's been a long time, it turns out to be a dream!" ”

But no, he was lying on the bed now, not only the door was locked, but looking out through the gap in the curtains, it was hazy outside, and there was no dawn at all. took the mobile phone at the bedside, it was clear that it was only five o'clock in the morning, and no matter how diligent the courier brother was, he would not deliver the courier during this time period.

"Who told you you was dreaming, buddy, hurry up and sign for the delivery!"

It was still early, and Chen Fei was about to continue sleeping for a while when a voice sounded in his ears again. The voice was the same as before, obviously that of a young man, but there was a little more impatience in the tone.

Lying in the quilt, Chen Fei felt like falling into an ice cave.

"I'm going, I won't usually shop too much online, and I'll meet a courier ghost!"

Don't blame him for thinking nonsense, the wee hours of the morning are the most exhausting time, coupled with the influence of ancient culture, it is impossible for Chen Fei not to think nonsense.

While thinking wildly, Chen Fei slowly let his body slide into the quilt, and the whole person curled up, and he couldn't help but meditate in his heart.

"Nan no Amitabha Buddha, Amitayus Buddha, blessed by God, God Amen ......" Anyway, he prayed for all the gods he could think of, he was still young, he couldn't just die like this, and he didn't shop online in the future.

"I said what are you doing, do you want to sign for it, I can't pay if you don't sign for it, hurry up, don't waste time!" It was still the same voice, even when he was cowering under the quilt, it still came into his head, and it was even more impatient.

Chen Fei found that his fingers were trembling, not that he could protect himself by lying in the quilt, it turned out to be a lie.

"Big ,,, big ,,, big big god, big god, don't be angry, I, I, I...... I can't sign for it! Mustering up his courage, Chen Fei showed his head slightly and stammered.

Whether it is facing an angry ghost or a peaceful ghost, Chen Fei feels that peace is the most important. Everyone can say anything well, and there is no need to get angry.

"Why don't you just sign for a courier, you're up." Regarding Chen Fei's performance, the voice owner was a little speechless: "Here, see for yourself, if there is no problem, just sign it!" ”

Hearing the change in the tone of his voice, Chen Fei smiled handsomely. Regardless of the rest, let's blast this great god away first. His head was completely stretched out, and he looked left and right: "Courier little brother, where do I sign for it?" ”

The room is as normal as just now, there are no superfluous people, there are no superfluous non-people, and there seems to be no courier to sign for.

When he asked, the owner of the voice was slightly embarrassed: "Look at me, I forgot to tell you how to sign for it." You close your eyes first, and then you can see the contract! ”

'How to see things when you close your eyes!' ’

Although he complained slightly in his heart, Chen Fei hurriedly closed his eyes according to the instructions of the voice. It was just right to be able to close his eyes, but he was more afraid of seeing things he shouldn't be looking at when he opened them.

What surprised him was that after closing his eyes, something really appeared in front of his eyes, or it was not called a thing, but a piece of paper, ordinary A4 paper, with some words on it.

"Goldfinger Sales Contract!"

"What is this?" As soon as I saw the beginning, a question blurted out.

"You forgot the goldfinger you ordered on Taobao yesterday afternoon?"

In front of him, a mouth appeared on the A4 paper, and a familiar voice came out from the mouth as soon as it was closed.

"It's you!"

Chen Fei grew his mouth and said in disbelief. It turned out that the voice was coming from the A4 paper, and it turned out that the prank he thought was real.

"Yes, we had such a pleasant chat yesterday afternoon, of course I want to deliver it to you as soon as possible, how about it, the efficiency is faster than SF!" A4 paper raised his mouth and said proudly.

"Really, really fast!" Chen Fei said unconsciously, he hadn't thought about buying a golden finger at all, he thought it was a strange store at first, used to attract popularity. Then he thought that the hacker was joking, and he couldn't imagine that someone was really selling goldfingers, and there was one who came to you, just like a beggar telling you that he was God, and he turned out to be really God. This subversion, this impact, is truly incomparable.

"That, that, Okami, what do you call it!"

After thinking about the whole story, Chen Fei was not in a hurry to sign for it, he always had to figure things out.

"What else can you call it, just call me the shopkeeper!" A4 paper, well, that is, Lu Li said casually.

Feeling that the mysterious person was not as serious as he imagined, Chen Fei's anxious mood relaxed slightly: "That, the shopkeeper god." I thought you were joking with me, but I was just going to cooperate with you. You can't really let me take ten years of life for a gold finger, it's hard to say what a gold finger looks like, ten years of life, who knows how many years I have to live, in case you take away the ten years of life, what if I hang up directly! ”

It's okay to joke with life expectancy, but now there are people selling gold fingers, and it doesn't seem to be fake to exchange life for life. In a daze, I lost ten years of life, what kind of thing is this!

"You can rest assured that life expectancy is just a statement, in fact, it is your life energy, it is a kind of maintaining the vitality of the body, which is considered a degree of health. Don't look at the ten years of life, in fact, you usually masturbate so many times, and the energy you lose is more than ten years. As long as you exercise well in the future and eat more nutrients, you can still replenish it! Lu Li explained.

Who can determine what is the lifespan of a living being? There are so many accidents in the world, if you are not careful, you will die, all he can be sure of is life energy, as for the lifespan, if you don't pay attention to it, if you don't maintain it, even if you have thousands of years, you won't live long!

"That being said, that, can I not buy it?"

Chen Fei is not dissatisfied with his life, it is the same with or without a gold finger, and he is still a little distressed to let him exchange ten years of life for a gold finger.

"Yes, the small shop pays attention to children's deception, and customers are absolutely not reluctant if they don't want to buy it."

Before Chen Fei could be happy, the next sentence directly sent him to hell.

"However, the small shop is a small business, and it is not easy to send a courier, you need to pay the courier fee yourself, the price is not high, and the five-year life expectancy will be!"

If you can't get anything, you have to lose five years of life? Or trade ten years of life for a golden finger? It seems that there is nothing to think about.

"Don't don't, I'll take the goldfinger, and say okay, we'll have free shipping!" Chen Fei hurriedly grabbed the A4 paper and said.

Lu Li smiled slightly: "Dear, absolutely free shipping, no courier fee is guaranteed after purchasing the item." ”

Chen Fei rolled his eyes helplessly, if he could, he would definitely give the other party a bad review. Now that I'm a fish and a man-made knife, he doesn't have the ability to resist, so let's learn about the gold finger he exchanged for ten years of life.

"Goldfinger Sale Contract!

"I: Chen Fei, I am willing to pay ten years of life to buy gold finger with the mysterious shop, gold finger name: ten cubic meters of storage space with you! It will take effect! ”

Chen Fei looked at the content of the contract, he couldn't bear to look at it directly, how could there be a little bit of contract format, it was simply the scum of the contract industry, okay? In the future, how do you look at other business contracts, sales contracts, and construction contracts, and do you want to mix up in the contract industry in the future?

Tragically, he had to sign the contract.

As he signed, he comforted himself.

Fortunately, the carry-on storage space is a relatively good gold finger, although the area is not large, but it is very practical, at least it is absolutely convenient to do overseas purchasing in the future! ’

While joking, he slowly signed his name.

"Ding-dong, the contract is successful. Congratulations to the guests, you will be the protagonist of this world in the future, the child of destiny, kill people when you meet people, kill people and kill people! After the signing was completed, in Chen Fei's speechless eyes, a firework broke out on the contract.

"Well, how murderous am I, and I can't kill people when I have nothing to do?" Because of the strange way of the contract, Chen Fei's fear was eliminated a lot, and he said speechlessly.

"How to use the golden finger is a private matter for the guests, and our mysterious shop has no right to ask. However, as one of the members of the shop, if customers have any questions during the use of the gold finger, they can call the customer service of the shop at any time. Call the way, and silently recite the 'Mystery Shop' three times in your heart! The contract is completed, I wish you a different life! ”

With that, the entire space slowly dissipated in the fireworks.