Chapter Ninety-Nine: Ice Shooter
"You have to be responsible for paying the bill, so you have to be in the shoes of Boss Zhu. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ info "Seeing how powerful I am, Lu Hongling reminded.
"You don't understand...... Senior sister, now, generally the people who manage the money are women, so I just want to pay for his wife's body. "I'm telling the truth, isn't there anything wrong?
"Whatever you want, you're in charge of having a treat today anyway. Get on them now? Or do you want to scare him first? Lu Hongling spread out her hands and looked indifferent.
"I want to scare him first." Just kidding, this Boss Zhu has been exploiting me for so long, can I spare him? You need to scare him. Otherwise, what am I doing here?
"Okay, then you play slowly by yourself. I'll be waiting for you in the living room with both of them. After Lu Hongling finished speaking, she walked out of the master bedroom without looking back.
Chen Xiaodong and Feng Linwan had already gone to the living room to rest when I pulled out Boss Zhu's data cable. They thought that my behavior was too naΓ―ve, and they disdained to be with me.
Hmph, women, don't know how fun we men have in the game. Of course, I won't understand what a painful realization it is to be pulled out.
"You're still playing, don't you say okay, do you want that tonight?" Boss Zhu's wife saw that Boss Zhu was unmoved, and pushed him hard.
"The last one, the last one...... I promise. "Boss Zhu is perfunctory to his wife while investing in lol.
"The last one, every time I call you the last one, is it the game or am I important?" The proprietress pouted and said angrily.
"Oops~ Don't keep urging, you don't know how much pressure I've been in the past few days, what's wrong with playing games to vent?" Boss Zhu replied impatiently while playing.
"Oh! You're stressed~ You're stressed, you can decompress by playing a game? Playing games will solve your? It's quite unfortunate that someone died in your company, but people didn't ask you for compensation, why are you under pressure? The proprietress threw herself on the bed angrily.
"It's not just a matter of one person dying now. That little Wang in our company was arrested for drunk driving. You said that he had only bought a car for less than two months, and he went out to talk about it and was arrested for drunk driving. My company has pressed so many orders, who will do it? Boss Zhu was not in the mood to play games, so he threw the mouse on the table, lit a cigarette, and sighed.
"If you want to smoke outside, you're still a boss, and if you have something, just smoke, what's the use of smoking?" The proprietress began to roar.
It seems that there is no hope for their passion play tonight.
"What's the noise? When the children are asleep, can't you be quieter? You can't play games, you can't smoke, and you're too lenient. Boss Zhu took out the cigarette and walked outside the door to listen to the movement to see if the children were woken up.
"Let me tell you, I asked my family for money to invest in this company for you, not to let you play games every day. Can you figure out a solution to a problem in your company? Do you have to help you with everything? Smoke whenever you have something to do, or play games, can you get a little serious? "The hostess cried.
"Look, you're still crying, I didn't say I asked you to help, I'll figure it out myself. Don't cry, what's the matter, can't I stop playing games? Seeing that his wife was crying, Boss Zhu was instigated.
"Then you go take a shower." The proprietress cried and pointed to the bathroom.
"Well, the little ones are going, please wait...... The small ones must be washed in vain, and they will sleep well for the mother......" Boss Zhu posed as his father-in-law.
"Clean your toothbrush, just smoked." The proprietress burst into tears and laughed.
"Huh~...... Xiao Bozi respects his life. "Boss Zhu's full name is Zhu Xiaobo, and I don't know who named him, called Bo, not a big one.
"Let's go, it's okay to do this a long time ago, what do you have to fight with me?" The proprietress pretentiously cut her hair.
"Don't dare in the future, so are you waiting? I'm going to wash? "Boss Zhu...... Or it's more appropriate to call him Father-in-law Zhu now, he is too much like a father-in-law......
"Go ahead, don't be poor." The proprietress covered her mouth and was happy. waved his hand and motioned for Boss Zhu to get out of the shower.
Boss Zhu took a cigarette and walked into the bathroom.
"Eh~ I said, why are you taking a shower with a cigarette?" The proprietress was also very sensitive, and she saw Boss Zhu's small movements at once.
"Ahh ~What's that, I'm~ Smoke the smell of a cigarette cover~ It's okay, I'm sure I'll brush my teeth well. After Boss Zhu finished speaking, he rushed into the bathroom and locked the door. For fear that the proprietress would go in and snatch his cigarette.
"It's a big addiction to smoking~" The proprietress muttered and lay on the bed.
Come on, one went to the toilet and the other went to bed. What should I do? Go to the toilet to scare Boss Zhu? Square peg! He's making the smell right now, and it's going to make it stink. What to do? It's a troublemaker, it's a ghost for me, and it's embarrassing.
looked at the lol that was going on on the computer, and looked at the ice shooter standing alone at the spawn point...... Such a white-haired beauty, suffering the merciless scolding of her teammates in the cold wind, I really can't bear it. Out of the hot-blooded nature of a man, I must stand up and correct this wronged Ash, so that her teammates know that it is not her who is weak, but the stunned man squatting in the toilet.
So, I sat down in front of the computer decently, and picked up the mouse with a heavy heart, Ice Shooter, your honor, I will protect it, it's time to prove your strength to the world...... At this moment I am shouldering the honor of a hero, and at this moment I am defending a cold beauty, a fragile heart......
Hmph, everyone, today, let you see and understand, my god-like position...... Oh, I'll go~ The opponent is very powerful, kill me in seconds? How dare he kill me in seconds? It's too ignorant of my existence, my god-like position...... Can you all kill me in seconds? Do you still think I'm the dumbfounder squatting in the toilet?
I'm angry, I'm a man with hope, how can I just rush to the middle and let the other party give the second? Oh, by the way, I'm a shooter, I'm supposed to be long-range, why am I rushing so close? Look for trouble.
Summing up the experience, I once again rushed to my path to victory......
"Husband? Husband! Husband, come out quickly...... Come out quickly, husband. The proprietress screamed in my ears, but now was not the time to care about her, I was going to fight for Ash.
"What are you doing? Are you in such a hurry? I haven't finished pulling it yet......" Boss Zhu's impatient voice came from the toilet.
"Come out, don't pull it, your computer...... Your computer...... Mouse...... It's moving on its own, your game is moving on its own, come out quickly......" The proprietress banged the bathroom door.
"Are you hallucinating? How could a computer move on its own? It's funny. Boss Zhu didn't care.
"Come out and take a look, it's really moving, I didn't lie to you...... Come out soon......" The proprietress cried again.
I cried so fast, after such a while, I cried twice. This crying, this acting...... Tut-tut, more powerful than many professional actors.
Boss Zhu finally couldn't squat anymore, and burst out of the toilet with a cigarette in his mouth, looking at the computer, dumbfounded, his mouth opened wide, and the cigarettes fell to the ground.
"it...... This...... This computer ...... Why did you still move it yourself? Groove ...... The game also played its own ...... Still playing such a rookie? What's going on? Boss Zhu pointed to the monitor tremblingly and said to the proprietress .
"I've been calling you for a long time, telling you that it can move on its own, what do you think is going on? Could it be, there's a ghost, right? The more the proprietress talked, the more frightened she became, so she quickly rushed to the bed and covered herself with the quilt.
"Cut, don't talk nonsense, where are the ghosts in this world? This...... Estimate...... It can't be an earthquake, right? The mouse shakes like this. "Boss Zhu is quite good at self-comfort. Are ghosts scarier than earthquakes?
"What an earthquake, it's haunted, hurry up, call the police." The proprietress poked her head out of the quilt and said.
"How can it be a ghost? I've told you that there are no ghosts in this world, and this computer may be broken. If there is a ghost, it still plays games? Which ghost have you ever seen playing a game? Boss Zhu was obviously a little panicked, but his mouth was still very hard.
While the two of them were arguing about whether there were ghosts in this world, I was killed by the other side. I was angry, and threw the mouse away, damn, I don't play anymore, what the hell...... This is definitely not my technical dish, and it is all because Boss Zhu's foundation is too poor.
Everything returned to calm, Boss Zhu and his wife looked at each other and were stunned for a few seconds, and Boss Zhu spoke: "Look, I said there is no ghost, the computer doesn't move." β
"Then it was moving before, how do you explain it?" The proprietress was still hiding under the covers and shivering.
"Well...... I can't explain it, forget it, no matter what, I'll go take a shower first, you wait for me. "Boss Zhu's heart is big enough. There were four ghosts in the house, and he didn't know that he was still in the mood to take a bath.
"Don't wash it, I'm afraid." The proprietress shrunk under the quilt and said with a crying voice.
"It's okay, it's okay, there's a husband here, don't be afraid of anything, my husband has practiced before, one punch at a time, and he has been beaten away. Don't be afraid, good, wait until I'm done taking a shower, and then I'll come to bed for you. Boss Zhu lit up his not very obvious muscles. Boasting about how good he is.
I see how good you can be, aren't you taking a bath? The master scared you out in the toilet and made you brag? Didn't know that bragging comes at a price?
followed Boss Zhu into the bathroom and watched him strip himself naked. I kind of regret it, why should I follow up? Why is he scaring me? Or am I scaring him? Ouch yo ...... This figure ...... Tut-tut...... This skin ...... Ahh
Hold on, I must hold on, no matter what, I can't afford to disgrace the ghost world anymore. This time, I must scare him. Having learned from the experience of failing to scare Wang Siyu last time, I decided to put on makeup before scaring him, so I used hairspray to scratch my hair messy, and then scribbled a few lines on my face with lipstick, looking like I was injured. Clothes...... Such a nice dress...... Forget it, I'm reluctant to do anything to it.
I tried hard to recall the horror movies I had watched before, and what horror elements were used in them, and those that could scare me through the screen at that time were worth trying.
So, when Boss Zhu was washing his hair, I touched his head...... But he didn't react, and he didn't know if his head was touched? "Smack" so that you don't know, I slapped him on the head hard.
Boss Zhu wiped the bubbles on his eyes, turned his head and looked up and down, found nothing abnormal, and continued to wash it with a whistle. Although he seemed calm, I was sure that he must have been scared, and the speed of the bath was noticeably faster, and some parts were clamped very tightly due to fear......
Why didn't he turn around and see me? Of course, I deliberately didn't show it to him, how fun is it to be seen by him directly? I have to play slowly, it's rare to have someone to scare into. Isn't it?
Hmph, aren't you afraid to pat you on the head? Then don't blame me for being ruthless, look at my thousand-year-old killing, are you afraid of it...... Ouch yo yo ...... My fingers...... I almost broke it...... Forget about the thing that clamped him so tightly......
But he didn't get much better, this trick of a thousand years of killing, although it didn't hit his vital point, it was enough to make him hurt for a while.
Boss Zhu, holding his cheeks, jumped up, turned around, and looked in my direction with grinned teeth. This time, he was really scared, and he couldn't care about the foam on the top of his head, so he rushed out of the bathroom without slipping. He shouted loudly to his wife, "Wife...... Quick, let's go to the hotel to stay, the home seems to be really unclean. I guess, there might be a ghost who came to our house, and he just ...... Just...... Forget it, wife, let's go quickly, you get dressed, I'll call my daughter. β
"Eh, you can also put on your clothes and go again, this slippery one will scare my daughter." The proprietress jumped out of the bed, rushed to the closet and began to look for clothes.
Boss Zhu also casually found a random set of clothes, covered the backyard flowers, and rushed out to find his daughter.
"What's wrong? What happened to you? Lu Hongling stuck her head out of the door and asked me with doubts.
"I ...... No, I just used a ninjutsu on him. "I'm also quite aggrieved, I knew I didn't need this trick, what is a ghost? How could I be a? Even if I'm a, I'm going to find a little fresh meat, who is looking for him...... Am I that tasteless person?
"Ninjutsu? Do you know ninjutsu anymore? What the hell did you do? Look at him, he's been covering the chrysanthemum......" Lu Hongling said the chrysanthemum and covered her mouth shyly.
What a lovely big sister...... I'm so blessed that even shyness is so different...... Haha, hahaha...... Ha~
"Tell me, what the hell did you do?" Lu Hongling was a little annoyed and angry.
"I ...... I didn't do anything, that's how I am...... poked ......, "I demonstrated the thousand-year-old killing action to Lu Hongling."
"Poof." Lu Hongling was happy, and she laughed so obscenely...... It's so obscene and so charming...... Yes...... Oh my God...... Sooner or later, I won't be able to control the power of the wilderness in my body......
"Don't be stupid, they're going to run away, you go and get on that woman, I'll get on this man. Dongdong, and that ......" Lu Hongling began to assign work, and her appearance as a strong woman was so charming.
"My name is Feng Linwan, you can call me Lin Wan, or Xiao Wan." Feng Linwan reminded.
"Oh, Xiaowan, you and Dongdong's two little girls, hurry, hurry, all move." Lu Hongling clapped her hands and urged.
Chen Xiaodong and Feng Linwan are also fast, and the resistance of the two little girls may be too low, and within two seconds, they have already finished getting up. Lu Hongling was a little slower by a second, and she was already on Boss Zhu's body. One big, two small, three guys, stood in the doorway and looked at me with a wicked smile.
And I, too, looked at Boss Zhu's wife with a wicked smile...... Hey, hey, hey...... Hostess, I'm coming...... Don't be afraid, I'll be very gentle with you...... (To be continued.) )