Chapter 70: Buddhism and Taoism Fight Zombies

Ah Jiu hurriedly took a taxi to the Zeng family villa after eating, Fu saw that Qingqiusheng was waiting for Ah Jiu in the living room, the glutinous rice inside was as high as the hill, and it was estimated that the remaining glutinous rice was all piled up here, oops, Ah Jiu suddenly remembered one thing and forgot to help the proprietress buy glutinous rice. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Wen Cai and Boss Zeng have already hid in the secret room?" Ah Jiu asked.

"Yes, they have been hiding in for a long time, but I don't know if Boss Zeng will change tonight."

Qiusheng worried: "If Boss Zeng becomes a zombie, I'm afraid Wen will not be able to deal with it." ”

Ah Jiu nodded, walked to the secret room and said, "Boss Zeng, Wencai, you come out first, I have something to tell you." ”

Zeng Fa opened the door of the secret room and said, "Master Lin, what's wrong, am I about to become a zombie?" ”

Ah Jiu said: "I found a safer place than the secret room, and it can also help you cure the corpse poison, will you go?" ”

"What is it?" Ah Jiu pointed to the glutinous rice hill and said: "Take off your clothes and get into the glutinous rice, the zombies can't get close, and you can treat the corpse poison, wait until tomorrow you grind these glutinous rice into glutinous rice milk, soak it all day long, and keep you sick." ”

"Really?" Zeng Fa's eyes lit up and he said in surprise.

"Of course it's true, but only if you live until tomorrow."

"Master, what is glutinous rice milk?" Qiusheng was puzzled.

"The pulp is the pulp, the rice is more and the water is the pulp, grind the glutinous rice a little thicker, and insert the chopsticks so as not to fall."

"Master Lin, there is one thing I have always puzzled, you were obviously poisoned by the corpse last night, why is there nothing at all at this moment?"

"Because my master knows how to rune." Qiusheng said proudly.

"Runes?" Fu Jianqing was puzzled.

Ah Jiu explained: "The runes are the mastery of our Heavenly Dao School, which are divided into the five elements runes and the gossip runes, the five elements runes are: gold, wood, water, water, earth, the golden runes are invulnerable, the wood runes cure injuries and poisons, the water runes can make the three flavors of true water, the fire runes can make the three flavors of true fire, and the earth runes are infinitely powerful. ”

"What about the gossip runes?" Fu Jianqing asked again.

"The gossip rune has long been lost."

"Then why didn't Master Lin use the runes to deal with zombies yesterday?"

"The talisman is blistered, I was careless last time, I really couldn't imagine that that toothless and fingernailless zombie would suddenly become so powerful."

"Then did Master Lin underestimate the enemy this time?"

"What do you say, I have more than one Fire Walking Rune in my arms, and this time I am going to beat Old Lady Zeng to the point of never being reborn."

"Hey, Boss Zeng, you don't have a problem with me beating your father to the point where he will never be born, right?" Ah Jiu looked back at the glutinous rice pile and asked.

"No opinion, no opinion."

"Master, do you think zombies will fall into the pit they dug yesterday?"

"This ......" yesterday's trap was buried again by Qiusheng Wencai with some branches and plastic sheeting, if Ah Jiu didn't stop him when he came, he would have fallen, and even Ah Jiu almost fell into the pit, and the zombie should have no memory, and when the zombie fell into the pit, Ah Jiu immediately pounced and fired, this plan was perfect.

Ah Jiu and the others waited in the living room for a long time, and the clock hanging in the living room rang several times, and it was already twelve o'clock.

At the Xiangdao Hotel, two people sat opposite each other at a table, on one side was He Chenyou, the four-eyed Taoist, and on the other was Christ Father Lao Ma.

"What are you doing here at such a late hour?" Chen You asked first.

Lao Ma said: "I heard your junior brother say that there are zombies this morning, but I can't eat them, and I can't sleep, I'm afraid something will happen?" ”

"Something? If anything can happen, he said that he doesn't need my help, and seeing that he looks confident, there shouldn't be an accident. ”

"It's hard to say, your junior brother's corpse is not shallow and he won't let me cure it, I'm afraid that he will not only not be able to cure zombies, but he will even become zombies."

"No, I saw my junior brother tonight, his corpse poison has been cleared, isn't it just a zombie, are you scared?"

Lao Ma said: "Of course I'm not afraid in normal times, but there are more than a dozen children in my church, and I'm afraid that zombies will hurt them." ”

"The zombie will definitely kill its relatives first, and we don't have its relatives here, what is it doing here?"

"What's your relationship with zombies?" The old horse asked.

"Uncle and nephew, is this also a parent."

"You changed the Taoist hall into a hotel, your uncle must be unhappy when he finds out."

"You old monk turned the church into a rice shop, pretending to be a monk to swagger, aren't you afraid that the Buddha and God will arrest you and go to hell?"

"The Buddha is in my heart, and the church is also changing the rice shop to make a living, and I believe that neither the Buddha nor God will blame me, Amen."

"I don't care if you become a monk or a monk, but don't stay here all the time, I have to get up early tomorrow."

"When did you get up early?"

"I wake up early every day, don't you know?"

"Yes, yes."

Chenyou does get up early every day, pee at the door of the church on time, and then go back to bed and go back to sleep.

"Then I won't bother you, good night." The old horse turned and walked out of the hotel.

Chen You shouted to Jia Le, who was lying on the table, and said, "Master hasn't slept yet, you can sleep, go close the door and sleep." ”

"Oh." Knorr answered, rubbed his eyes, yawned, and swayed the door to go back to bed.

"Bang, bang, bang."

"Is the blame coming back?"

Knorr was just about to open the door, but with a pop, the glass door of the hotel was smashed, and a zombie with big eyes appeared outside the door.

"Ah, Master, zombies?" Knorr screamed in fright.

Chenyou heard the shouting and hurriedly ran out, at this time the zombie had already pounced on Knorr, Chenyou ran over and kicked the zombie out of the door, pulling Knorr to forget the backyard and run.

"Master, why are zombies here?"

"It may be that your second master wants to go back to the Dao Hall to have a look, take the guy quickly."

The front yard of the Xiangdao Hotel is the hotel, the middle is the church and the grandfather is still for the grandfather, the backyard is the storage room, Chen You Jiale entered the living room and hurriedly closed the door and then blocked it with a cabinet, the middle living room is for the grandfather, the left and right sides of the room are used by Chen You Jiale to sleep, and the left storage room is equipped with swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, and eighteen kinds of weapons.

Jia Le looked at the weapons in the storage room on the left and said, "Master, are these weapons too backward, if only there was a bazooka." ”

"Wouldn't it be better for you to bomb zombies with an atomic bomb." Chenyou chose a sword and ran out of the storage room, met a zombie at the door, Chenyou slashed a sword on the zombie's head, and the sword broke into two with a bang, Chenyou immediately kicked away the zombie and quickly returned to the storage room to pick up a sledgehammer and kill it again.

The zombie was about to break into the storage room, Chen You chiseled a hammer on the zombie's head, when, the hammer broke Sensei, the zombie stretched out its claws to grab Chen You, Jia Le flew out and strangled the zombie's neck with a double hook, Chen You picked up a pair of big axes and slashed at the zombie like a whirlwind.