Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Poisonous Tongue Breaks the Mouth

Granny Wu, who had a disgusted attitude all the way, entered the living room, and opened her mouth even more disgusted: "Stinky tofu? So disgusting things are also eaten by people? ”

Wei Jingtian: "..."

Momoko Kyoko Li Ozawa: "..."

Yu Chao'er said happily: "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, stinky tofu is delicious." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoI'm done eating today, and I'll buy it for my mother-in-law tomorrow. It's delicious. ”

Granny Wu's dark body seemed to tremble: "Chao'er is really different, since you like to eat, eat it, but you can't eat more if you're not in good health." Even if the mother-in-law is in good health, she can't smell it. ”

For my sake, I endure it, but you can eat it, and you can't pollute my air. Yu Jingtian translated for Granny Wu in his heart.

Yu Chao'er was deeply worried: "Is my mother-in-law sick?" You can't even eat stinky tofu. Mother, let's ask a doctor to treat my mother-in-law. ”

Jing Tianxin said, your mother-in-law is willing. Moreover, are people sick? People are cleanliness.

"Mother-in-law is not sick, mother-in-law is allergic. Allergies, remember? ”

Yu Chao'er tilted her head and remembered: "Like Xiaohua, is it allergic to peanuts?" Mother-in-law rest assured, I don't let the boss put crushed peanuts. ”

Granny Wu stared at the sky through the black veil.

Yu Chao'er still looked pity: "That crushed peanuts are delicious, but it's a pity that my mother-in-law can't eat them." It doesn't matter, stinky tofu is delicious without crushed peanuts, and fried soybeans are also delicious. ”

Yu Jingtian suddenly felt that Granny Wu was about to stare at herself.

"Ahem, Jun Niu'er, my mother-in-law is not allergic to peanuts, she is allergic to... Odor allergies. Mother-in-law likes fragrant food, so you can take your mother-in-law to eat fragrant food. ”

"Oh. But I think the stinky tofu is very fragrant. ”

felt that Granny Wu was about to turn her face with herself, so she quickly cut through the mess: "Mother-in-law can't eat stinky tofu." You take your mother-in-law to eat something else. Seeing that Yu Chao'er was about to speak, he added: "Don't ask why." ”

Yu Chao'er pouted.

"As a mother, you are so unkind and authoritarian." Granny Wu commented.

Who am I for?

"Chao'er, my mother-in-law just doesn't like stinky tofu, just like you don't like mung bean cake."

"Oh." Yu Chao'er instantly understood, and nodded, that mother-in-law really doesn't like stinky tofu.

Wei Jingtian deeply felt that Granny Wu was here to destroy the relationship between her mother and daughter. Can you bear with it, why didn't you say it earlier?

Granny Wu's disdain rolled through the black veil: "It's not good to lie to children. ”

Wei Jingtian: "... What the mother-in-law said is. ”

Hearing the sound of grinding teeth, everyone trembled, and always felt that the owner of the village was going to pull out a knife and cut people in the next moment.

Immediately, the living room was clean. Even Du Yiniang went out with Li Xiaoze in her arms. The owner of the village, the old woman is too horizontal, we can't bear it, I have wronged you.

Wu Granny Shi Shiran sat in the first place: "This house is too small, how can people live there?" ”

Wei Jingtian didn't want to deal with her, so he gave Wei Chao'er a look.

"Mother-in-law, my mother rented the house next door, I arranged it myself, you must like it."

Next door is a house of an outgoing official, and the interior is very elegantly furnished, and Granny Wu should like it. Hurry up and move over, out of sight and out of mind.

"Then I'll take a look."

Wei Jingtian hurriedly said: "Fang Cai, the person who confronted his mother-in-law at the door... Has my mother-in-law ever made a move? ”

Granny Wu glanced at her lightly: "He offended me, don't worry about it." ”

This is a shot.

Wei Jingtian pondered: "People are the head snakes of the earth, we-"

"Joke, your mother-in-law and I have ever been afraid of snakes?"

Yes, it's a snake that is afraid of you, but it's a pity that people are not snakes.

"Okay, take me to see, that person, hmph, don't ask for something if you have the ability."

Wei Jingtian sighed in his heart, hoping that Wei Tong could come as soon as possible, and the province would be tortured.

But he said that Wei ran back to the Gongfu all the way, and when he arrived in front of Mrs. Wei, he took out his right hand that was shrunk in his sleeve all the way.

Mrs. Wei glared: "Who have you met?" ”

I saw that the five fingers with distinct bones seemed to be wrapped around a circle of black string, and if I looked closely, the rope seemed to be still growing.

Wei Tong endured the tingling feeling and didn't scratch it, and frowned: "A strange person." Grandmother, have you ever seen this thing? ”

Mrs. Wei carefully weighed her and said solemnly: "You tell me first, what's going on?" ”

Seeing that his grandmother was not in a hurry to find a doctor for herself, Wei Tong felt a little at ease, so he talked about this disaster.

It turned out that yesterday he sent a basket of weeds, and when he saw that there were a few things in it that were swollen, he put them all on his face. It was also thanks to the fact that those few medicinal properties did not contradict each other, and it did not ruin his appearance. When I woke up this morning, my face was almost better, but some of the bruises were not good-looking. He felt that this was all the credit of the weeds sent by Wei Jingtian, and completely forgot that he also used the best ointment carefully prepared by the imperial doctor in the palace, and thought that he had found a good reason to thank him, and then took the opportunity to pull the relationship.

The idea is beautiful, but when I arrived at the door of Wei Jingtian's house, there was a fork.

The black-clad black woman was getting out of the carriage to get in.

Wei Tong's eyes were sharp, and at a glance he saw that the black cuffs of the black mother-in-law seemed to be nothing, and the practical black thread embroidered a few circles of patterns. The pattern is still the style of Ganzhou, don't ask him how he knows, there are also on the clothes of Wei Jingtian.

In an instant, Wei Tong decided to please her, so he stepped forward and asked politely: "This... Madame, are you related to this family? ”

The attitude is very humble, the wording is not abrupt, except for one point, Granny Wu hates to be called "Madame" by others.

Although through the veil, Wei Tong also felt that this person didn't even look at him. I wondered if I was too distant, so I changed my name and asked again, this time I shouted - sister-in-law.

Granny Wu was angry, she was not as good as her wife, so she said without yin or yang: "Where did the little pervert come from, don't you know how many widows are right and wrong in front of the door?" Get out of the way. ”

Granny Wu's mouth is really not something that ordinary people can withstand. only said that Wei Jingtian, if it weren't for Wei Chao'er, I don't know how many times I would have drawn the knife.

Wei Tong was furious, who did he say? Who is a widow? Whether it is Jin Xi'er or Wei Jingtian, they are far away from the widow. Can this old woman speak?

He is also a cheap-mouthed, and the yin and yang replied angrily: "Look at you, you are black to the end, and you don't dare to show your face." Isn't it that the black old eagle has become a sperm, and its mouth is still pointed. It's not good for a night owl to enter the house, and it's embarrassing to enter someone else's house to have a bad man's feng shui. ”

Can the black old eagle who was scolded and the night owl not be angry?

"The sharp-toothed and sharp-mouthed little beast, but the boy born has a mother-in-law's mouth, and he should be reincarnated in that flat-haired beast to learn his tongue every day."

Is this scolding him for being a parrot or a starling?

Wei Tong replied: "You should throw yourself on the black soil pig and don't have to cover your face." ”

This is scolding her for being uglier than a pig.

Granny Wu was furious, no one dared to say that about her, and she kept repeating it again and again.

Wei Tong was even more angry, he came to find a beautiful woman, and it was really bad luck to be scolded by an old woman.

Then the two made a move.

"And then?" Mrs. Wei asked with a wooden face.

"I slapped her in the face, grandmother, I didn't feel sorry for her. Seeing that she didn't have much effort, I only used a little effort. And then, the hand is like that. ”

"And then?"

"Later... Wei Jingtian came out, I, I'll be back. Wei Tong was a little weak-hearted.

Mrs. Wei knew it: "What did you say to her again?"

Wei Tong looked left and right, but didn't speak.

"Say!"

The deer's head turned to the floor with a "bang-" and clicked, and the floor cracked.

Wei Tong's back twitched, and he hurriedly said the dialogue between the two of them in only three sentences.

Wei Lao Taijun held the crutches and wanted to ram him to death, hating iron but not steel: "Your broken mouth, even if there was no Han Qian back then, you were also the life of a single person." ”