"Who knows the big dream first, I know it in my life, the grass hall is asleep in spring, the day is late outside the window, children, are there vulgar guests?" Ah Jiu pushed the door and came out. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

"Strategist, you can figure it out, Xia has been waiting here for a long time."

"Ah...... Call. Ah Jiu yawned first: "What time is it?" ”

"It's half past twelve."

"Oooh, what are you waiting for me to do, eat together?"

"Well, I still have the heart to eat, look at this." Yan Chixia took out her mobile phone and showed Ah Jiu what the amorous fox fairy said.

"I know this, it's okay, your rival can't get out of the hospital within three months."

"Well, I'm so." Yan Chixia was dumbfounded.

"It's okay, I know that the beautiful man lives in that hospital, and it was still the ambulance I called at the time, go, I will meet him."

"Let's find a place to eat first, shall we?"

"No, appetizer first."

In the hospital, An Dongxu was lying on the hospital bed playing with his mobile phone with a smile on his face, and he was still living in a private room.

With a bang, two young men pushed the door in, closed it, and stuck a mute note on the door.

"Brother Dongxu, I'm here to visit you, I really feel sorry for your brother." Ah Jiu flew and pounced on An Dongxu.

"Ahh A scream.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Ah Jiu hurriedly got up: "I'm so sad, it's inevitable that I'm a little out of control." ”

An Dongxu's face turned pale with pain: "What do you want to do, nurse." Nurse. ”

"There is a brother here, what else is it called a nurse, is it outside, do you want to relieve yourself, let me help you, who made us brothers who share the suffering." Ah Jiu threw off his arms and tossed Anton Wook again, Ah Jiu jumped on the bed and lifted Anton Wook on one leg and put him in a wild dog peeing posture.

"Ahh An Dong Xu wailed and cried bitterly, Ah Jiu relented, and brought An Dong Xu back to his original state, pulling a tissue to help wipe his tears.

"Brother Dongxu, if you don't cry, don't cry, I'll be distressed, huh?" Ah Jiu picked up An Dongxu's mobile phone.

Exactly the chat interface.

Wife: "Why don't you speak?" ”

Wife: "Still there?" ”

"I've always been there." Send.

An Dongxu was in a hurry and yelled: "Don't touch my phone." ”

Wife: "Then why don't you ignore me?" ”

Ah Jiu simply sat down on the chair: "I'm thinking about things. "Send.

Yan Chixia subdued An Dongxu, who was constantly struggling, and put her hands up and down.

Wife: "What are you thinking?" ”

"I miss you." Send.

Wife: "/ Shy." ”

"I miss you."

Wife: "??? ”

"It won't scare you, but I have to be honest, I want to fall in love with you, I want to separate your legs, and I want to put and stuff it in your mouth." Send.

Wife: "/ Frightened." ”

Ah Jiu's mind was thinking quickly, this level was not enough.

"I still have to confess one thing, in fact, I already have a wife, and there is more than one, I really can't remember how many you are." Send.

Wife: "/ Surprised." ”

"My last wife sat on the stage in a nightclub, sold to earn money to support me, and helped me give birth to two children, a boy and a girl, but I really didn't want to live like this anymore, until one day, I met my last wife, I knew that my opportunity to get rid of poverty and become rich had come, so I killed him." Send.

Wife: "What did you do?" ”

"I hired someone to burn my eldest wife and two children alive/skeletons." Send.

Wife: "/ Wipe your sweat." ”

"It's all true, my last wife also had a car accident the day before yesterday, and I also planned it." Send.

Wife: "You are not my brother Dongxu, who are you?" ”

"I'm my own husband who has been in your hole." Send.

Wife: "Get out." ”

"You're dead." Send.

Wife: "Neurotic." ”

"You stink."

Wife: "Who are you?" ”

"The eldest husband can't change his surname, my name is Cao, and Ni."

"Cao, Ni, you wait."

"I'm waiting for you to do something, waiting for you to strip naked and wash white/color."

At this time, the phone suddenly vibrate.

"Hehe, you're calling."

Ah Jiu used amplification, and in the mobile phone, the other party said angrily: "You are Cao, Ni, where are you?" ”

"What Cao, Ni?" Yan Chixia asked puzzled.

"Wife, come and protect me, there are two bad people who want to harm me." Andong Xu shouted hoarsely.

"What's the noise, shut up." Yan Chixia scolded.

Ah Jiu learned the voice of Erlang God in the animation and said, "Listen、Whose voice is this?" After speaking, he slapped Andong Wook's plaster leg hard.

"Ahh There was another terrible scream.

"You, what do you want to do, do you want money, I can give you as much as you want, don't beat me Brother Dongxu."

"No, no, listen to me, I, I, I don't want money."

"And what do you want?" The voice on the other end of the phone asked with a crying voice.

"I want, I don't want anything."

Ah Jiu suddenly thought of something, grabbed the phone and hung up: "It's not appropriate to stay here for a long time, let's go quickly." ”

"Brother Dongxu, give the phone back to you."

"Oops."

Before leaving, Ah Jiu smashed An Dongxu's head with his mobile phone again.

At the gate of the hospital, I met Li Jinxuan rushing over with a bunch of black suits, Ah Jiu was so frightened that he even used to change his shape, in fact, Li Jinxuan didn't know what Ah Jiu did, but Ah Jiu was weak-hearted.

Ah Jiu's heart is weak, and Yan Chixia's heart is cold.

"Let's go, let's come and see Brother Dongxu another day."

Ah Jiu dragged Yan Chixia away.

"You say, will Brother Dongxu sue me?"

In the hospital, An Dongxu was already tortured and dying: "Xuan'er, you can be regarded as here, and you won't be able to see me even if you are too late." ”

An Dongxu cried to Li Jinxuan in detail about what happened.

"Brother Dongxu, I will definitely find out those two people to help you out of this breath."

It was not difficult for Miss Li to check the two people, and it didn't take long for her to investigate.

Lin Jiu, male, 20 years old, from Xiangxi, illegal entry, former member of the Flying Tigers, now unemployed vagrant, Taoist priest, solved the case of the former director of the house, and subdued zombies.

Yan Chixia, male, 23 years old, Hong Kong, unemployed vagrant, Taoist priest, has solved the case of missing persons and subdued zombies.

Both of them live in Room 402 of Jiajia Building.

"I know these two people, they are both future friends, I really don't understand why they will make such friends in the future."

After Li Jinxuan finished speaking, he handed a peeled apple to An Dongxu.

At this time, Ah Jiu and Yan Chixia had already fled back to the living room of 402.

"Have a good time today, hehehe." Ah Jiu is unsupportable.

Yan Chixia sighed: "Miss Li will definitely hate me even more now, right?" ”

"It's okay, when I let Miss Li see the true face of Brother Dongxu, this rival in love will no longer exist, and the lovelorn woman needs a man's comfort." (To be continued.) )