Chapter 13: Upper Body
"Then there's another story, forget about this one, and you can tell the other one. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info "The story told by the brain hole is quite interesting, and I unconsciously became a little addicted to it.
"Don't talk about it, it's boring, a lot of questions, and it's always interrupted." Brain looked at the beautiful woman outside the window and ignored me.
"Tell me about it, I promise not to interrupt or ask questions, eh, aren't you going to take me as an apprentice? Wouldn't it save me a lot of trouble in the future if you tell me more stories and let me gain a little more knowledge? "In order to listen to the story, when he was an apprentice, I also recognized it, and I shouldn't be able to suffer any losses anyway. It's a big deal, I don't want this little chrysanthemum either.
"I won't tell the story first, if you want to hear it, after worshipping me as a teacher, there is a chance to listen, now, I will show you my strength first, so that you can understand that you can worship me as a teacher, your boy's mother's ancestral grave is smoking."
As soon as the words fell, his mind suddenly stood up and rushed over to the glass next to his seat.
I waited with great interest to see him bounced back by the glass, not because I was psychologically dark, but because this old boy was too much of a liar. And, didn't I hit the wall before? "Ghostcraft? What a liar. ”
"I'm going to go there, really went through?" Just as I was waiting to see the excitement with bad intentions, my brain swooped through the glass and went straight to the beautiful woman outside the window.
Although I was stunned by the scene in front of me, I seemed to vaguely understand something, could it really be the same as what I said in the company's training class? As long as you have a goal in mind, you can overcome all obstacles? It seems that the goal of the brain hole is the beauty in front of him.,Well,This beauty is really the best.,It's even sexier than my goddess.。
Beauty really destroys everything. Ah, no, the mouth is wrong, it should be a beauty that really contains infinite power.
What happened next shocked me even more, after the brain hole pounced on that beauty, it disappeared.
"I rubbed ~ fitted?" It seems that this ghost art is really magical, and there will be no need to worry about having unattainable beauties in the future. With this trick, I can't help but worship him as a teacher.
After the brain hole disappeared, the beauty was stunned for a moment, and then, brushing her hair, walked into the café with coquettish steps.
No, it's greasy, she didn't walk like this before, although her position was also very prodigal before, but she didn't have the feeling of being in a commotion now.
After entering the door, the beautiful woman ignored the waiter's greeting, walked straight to my side, coughed lightly, and sat opposite me very "elegantly".
The waiter followed all the way, and when he saw the beautiful woman sitting down, he hurriedly handed over the menu, "Miss, this is the menu, please take a look." ”
The beautiful woman didn't take the menu from the waiter's hand, waved her hand and said, "Don't look at it, a piece of matcha cake, a cup of cappuccino, a medium-rare sirloin steak, corn bisque, well, another glass of red wine, the best of yours, and ...... A fries, an ice cream, and a fruit and vegetable salad. That's all. ”
After the waiter left, the beauty turned her head arrogantly and stared at me for a long time, her eyes were full of teasing and seduction, and then, she stuck out her tongue, licked her lips, and supported her plump **** with both hands. After that, he put his hands on his cheeks and looked at me affectionately.
Then I felt a foreign object, with a scorching temperature, invade my proud crotch.
I was paying close attention to my career line, and I couldn't help but look down at my crotch, a beautiful foot in flesh-colored stockings, where it kept rubbing, rubbing, like a devil...... My veins swelled, my mind restless, and I felt a wave of heat rush to my nostrils.
Although I am still a virgin, I have read countless films in my life, and in the face of such a situation, I only feel that those films have been watched in vain, and they have not increased my resistance at all. I know that this beauty must have been given a brain hole, and now the culprit who is rubbing me is also a brain hole, but I can't stop at all, this feeling is so wonderful, even if the evil soul of the brain hole on the other side touches me, after all, it is still the body of this beauty.
Wait, how did she get to touch me? Am I not a ghost? Isn't she human?
"What? Can't figure it out again? She's somewhere between a human and a ghost, and she's still human, but I'm on her, so ...... Do you need me to explain so much? "The voice of the beautiful woman, the tone of the brain, it sounds, it is really awkward.
At this time, the waiter served the food, "Miss, your meal is ready." The ice cream hasn't been served yet, so we'll serve it to you when you're done with your meal. ”
I don't know what kind of scene the waiter saw, after putting down the plate, she glanced at the beauty inexplicably, looked at me curiously, tilted her head and muttered, "Strange, obviously no one." ”
Well, it's not surprising that she can't see me. It would be a little scary if she did see me. After all, I'm a ghost apprentice now.
I swear, I'm such a big person, from graduating from college to now working as a senior designer for a year, I've really never seen a beautiful woman eat like this, and the brain hole is really harmful.
You may have seen a hand-shredded devil, but have you ever seen such a sexy beauty with a hand-torn steak? Corn puree, one bite is gone. The others are not worth mentioning, but the hand-held salad is really a bit heavy.
Even if I knew, it was actually all a brain hole, but the contrast was too great, he used to be very elegant (sissy) sip coffee, what kind of trouble is this now? Could it be that what the ghost eats tastes different from what he eats after the upper body?
But ah, looking at her eating like this, I suddenly felt that I was hungry too.
"If you're hungry, you can order it, it's okay, I'll invite you." The beauty said softly and generously.
"Tease me, I'll order, the waiter can't see me at all, how can I order?" I said very unhappily.
"How do you know you can't order if you don't try? If you don't believe it, call the waiter to try it. This time the beauty didn't speak, and it was the voice of the brain.
"Hey, when I don't dare, try it, I'm afraid that the waiter won't be able to bite me. Hi! Beauty, I order food. I yelled at the beautiful waitress who had just served the food.
Sure enough, as I expected, this girl didn't react at all, not only couldn't she see me, but she couldn't hear her voice, and she ordered food.
"Hello sir, what do you need?" While I was observing the beautiful waitress, a strange male voice suddenly came from beside me, and the voice sounded as if it had no teeth and was a little leaky.
"Hey, does anyone really bother with me?"
When I turned my head with joy, they were almost scared to death by the king and calf in front of me. For the first time in more than 20 years, I sincerely feel that ghosts are terrifying, what kind of ghost art does this kid use? Just showing up can scare people to death.
I'm not alarmist, it's this fucking scary, his head, the entire left half of his body is bloody and blurred, his tongue is hanging out of the hole in the left side of his face, drops of red liquid dripping down his tongue, no wonder I think he speaks leaky, it's not leaky.
The moment I saw him, I lost any appetite, what a meal, oh my God. The thought of the red sauce or something else in the steak he served me made my stomach churn.
"Give him exactly the same one." The beautiful woman on the opposite side pointed to the food in front of her and made a brain-hole sound.
Watching this unique waiter leave, I said to my brain with palpitations, "This...... This...... Why does this waiter look like this? That's an exaggeration, right? Who do you want to scare to death? ”
"What's the exaggeration in this? Car accidents, you haven't seen them. A disdainful voice came from the other side.
"Car accidents? How can such a tall café have such waiters? Is it your fault? Deliberately let him scare me? I whispered angrily.
Why should I whisper it? Because I'm afraid that the waiter with half of my face will hear it, how embarrassing it is. Besides, if he gets angry and comes over to bite me, even if he just comes over and licks me, I can't stand it.
"Scaring you? Scare you, I still need to find someone else? You underestimate this king too much. This man, he used to be a big official, rich, status, and was supported everywhere. One day, after he finished socializing, he had to drive his friends to go chic, but a car accident occurred on the road, not only killed him and his friends in the car, but also killed a family of three in the opposite car. He is now working here as a waiter to atone for his sins. Brain Hole said disappreciatively.
"Atonement? Why atonement? ”
"He was drunk and smoky, and for his own pleasure, he ended up killing so many people, do you think he doesn't need to atone for his sins? And what he did when he was an official was enough for him to atone for his sins. ”
"Then being a waiter is atonement?"
"We are very benevolent on our side, there are always many options for atonement, some of them are short, but they are extremely painful, and some of them are very long, not so painful, but also quite torturous. Look at him, he was a big official when he was alive, and others always looked at his face, and now, you can call him around. Unbelief? If you scold him loudly, he will not dare to resist in the slightest, and if he dares to give you a look, then he will increase the time to atone for his sins. He had to work here for a hundred years, serving the ghosts he killed directly or indirectly, in order to be qualified to drink the Dream Soup. ”
"So? Then why don't you atone for your sins? ”
"Me? I did a lot of stupid things when I was alive, but I also made a lot of contributions, and I didn't need to atone for my sins. Otherwise, do you think those sins will be fine if you worship the Buddha and burn incense? I've saved a lot of lives to avoid torture. In addition, I was lucky that I met a good master as soon as I became a ghost, and I could practice ghost art without worrying about my life. ”
"Living? What is the life record? And wow, is there really Meng Po soup? ”
"When you're alive, don't you have to work around for your life? You think it's easy to become a ghost? Before you are reincarnated, you still have to run around for your life. Of course, some ghosts can live with their families, waiting for the opportunity to be reincarnated. Do you know why people say that fallen leaves return to their roots? It's because you become a ghost that you can still follow your family and not suffer from being separated. If it weren't for my mentor to take me to practice ghost arts, even if I had a noble status during my lifetime, I would inevitably become a lonely ghost and a wanderer. As for the Dream Soup, it is not the legendary Meng Po Soup, which is a decoction that cleanses the soul and rebuilds the body. Just now, that kid crashed into that appearance, as long as he drank this dream soup, he could recover as before and heal all the defects, but when this dream soup reshaped his body, it would also erase all memories and thoughts. ”
"I see, so why don't you drink some? Mend your hole. ”
"You're stupid, after drinking that thing, didn't I practice ghost magic in vain? Besides, I don't want to be reincarnated as a human being, but now I think it's good to be a ghost. Moreover, there is also a technique in the ghost art that can restore the defect, and even give yourself the ability to change your face and body shape. I've been practicing for a long time, why do I still drink that thing. ”
"You've been practicing for a long time? So why are you still holding a hole on your head? ”
"I sincerely accepted you as an apprentice, so I saw you in the truest form, besides, if I make it too handsome, can you believe that I am a ghost?"
By this time, the man in the car accident had already brought me all the food. It looks like a brain hole, ah, no, it's no different from the food of the beautiful woman in front of me, but I feel a little disgusted, because, from this car accident man who brought me food, I think of the chef who made the food for me, could it be this same dignity? Still is...... Will it be even more miserable?