"The corpse has already been made, why don't we pick it up with a pole and dry it, so that the whole body can be sunburned?" Qiu Sheng proposed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's too troublesome, it's better to find a rope to tie it up, and then hang it up again, so that the whole body can be sunburned." Wen Cai proposed.

Xiangdao Hotel, a whole table of dishes was ordered, Ah Jiu Fu saw Qing He Chenyou sitting down, Ah Jiu said: "Mr. Fu, it really cost you, how can the three of us eat so many dishes." ”

"We are all friends, Master Lin should not be polite to me, otherwise he will appear to be outside.

"Okay, then I won't be polite to you, hurry up and move the chopsticks, I'm already hungry." Ah Jiu picked up a piece of chicken and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Senior brother, is the corpse of Old Lady Zeng really going to turn into a zombie?" Tatsuyo asked.

"Yes, but it won't become a zombie, and it will be buried back in the soil tomorrow, but I still think it should be burned, otherwise the old lady won't be able to give birth to it."

Fu Jianqing said: "Boss Zeng still wants to use the old lady to determine feng shui, and he will never agree to burn the old lady." ”

"It's really a sin for the old lady Zeng to give birth to such a son, hey, you still have to suffer the sin you have done." Ah Jiu shook his head and sighed, and continued to eat.

"Oh, what did Old Lady Zeng do?" Fu Jianqing was puzzled.

"If the old lady Zeng didn't do evil, how could he give birth to such a wicked son, it is clear that he is here to ask for debts."

"Senior brother, do you know who Old Lady Zeng is?"

"Ah, it's still close to me?" Ah Jiu asked in surprise.

"It's our second uncle."

"Oh, could it be that it is the second master Uncle Zeng Cheng that the master often mentions, I remember that it has betrayed the master, this traitor, why do you mention it?" When it comes to this second master, Uncle A Jiu is angry, this traitor who is sorry for his master, he didn't expect to end up like today.

"Chatting, of course, what do you want to talk about, in fact, the second master has lost his way, and now that it has fallen into today's situation, we don't want to see it, we can help it."

"Of course I know that the second master has finally changed his ways, and if I can help, I will definitely help, but I'm afraid I can't help much."

Fu Jianqing said: "I heard that this old lady Zeng is a long-distance runner, and even the British asked him to be a coach, and when he was old, he returned to Hong Kong to do real estate business and made a lot of money." ”

"Is real estate just buying land to build a house and then selling a house, I heard that you can make a lot of money doing real estate."

"Yes, I think Master Lin, you are mistaken, real estate is to demolish the house first and then build the house, some black-hearted developers, they hire underworld thugs to buy residents' real estate at a very low price, not only causing many people homeless but even ruined."

Ah Jiu said: "If the second senior uncle really did these things, then he deserves today's fate, second senior brother, you have lived here for a long time, has the second senior uncle done these things?" ”

"I don't know much about this, the second master died not long after I first started, but the second master really did everything for money." Tatsuyo replied.

"Don't mention these old things anymore, it's different now than before, Hong Kong is about the law, and you can go to the police or go to the court to complain if you encounter something."

"Master Lin is from there?" Fu Jianqing asked suddenly.

"Ancestral hometown of Gantian Town, Xiangxi, Mr. Fu, why are you asking this, you want to travel to my hometown?"

"It's nothing, I'm just asking, why did Master Lin come to Hong Kong?"

"Play, I've been in my hometown town for more than 20 years, and I'm tired of it, and this time I came out to see the world, and my hometown is relatively backward and there is nothing to play."

"Master Lin, who else is in your family?" Fu Jianqing asked again.

"Did Mr. Fu work as a reporter before?" Ah Jiu asked suddenly.

"Why did Master Lin ask that?" Fu Jianqing was puzzled.

"I feel like you're interviewing me."

"Chatting, of course, it's about asking each other about the situation and getting to know each other."

"After getting along for a long time, we will naturally understand each other, senior brother, where is the bathroom here?"

"Big and small?" Tatsuyo asked.

"Small."

"Come with me, I'll have a small one too, let's go together."

Chen You led Ah Jiu to the side of a church opposite, unbuttoned his pants and opened to pee, an old monk Teng Teng ran out and pointed at Chen You and scolded: "He Daoist, you come to me every day to pee, you have a grudge against me in this church?" ”

Chen You lifted his pants and apologized: "I'm sorry, I can't pee somewhere else." ”

The old monk hurriedly drew a cross on his forehead, lips and chest and prayed: "O God, Lord Almighty, forgive this ignorant sinner, Amen. ”

"Senior brother, don't you want to pee, why don't you pee?"

"I don't have to pee here."

Ah Jiu asked the old monk, "Sir, are you a foreign cultivator?" ”

"A cultivator? Oh, oh, oh, I'm a Christian monk Wu, and everyone who knows me calls me Lao Ma. ”

"You're a foreigner?" Ah Jiu asked.

"No, I'm Chinese, but I'm Christian."

"Ah, you are Chinese, and you actually joined the sect of foreigners?"

"Sect? Oh oh, my faith is not a country, my faith is free, my freedom to join that sect, Amen. ”

"Who's Amen?" Ah Jiu asked suddenly.

Ah Jiu's question really stumped the old monk, and the old monk didn't know who Amen was, so he said, "Amen just bought high." ”

"Dog sellers, you still sell dogs here, do you have black dogs?"

"We don't sell dogs here, but we do sell rice here, would you like some of them?"

"Selling rice, is there glutinous rice?"

"Yes, yes, how many are you here?"

"I don't need it for the time being, I will take care of your business when I need it."

Returning to the restaurant table and sitting down, Ah Jiu was puzzled: "Why does the church also sell rice?" ”

"The Taoist hall can be converted into a restaurant, why can't the church be changed into a rice shop?" Tatsuyo explained.

After eating, it was almost three o'clock in the afternoon, Ah Jiu said goodbye to Fu Jianqing He Chenyou, went out and took a taxi back to the Devil's Mountain air-raid shelter, there was a pole inserted in the elevator, and there was a person hanging on it, Ah Jiu watched carefully, but saw that this person was wearing a set of Qing Dynasty official uniforms and a pair of glasses, wasn't this hanging old lady Zeng?

Ah Jiu started the elevator and went down, and the old lady Zeng also went down together, these two bastard boys really played for a while, and when they went down to the deep pit, Ah Jiu was suddenly stunned, picked up a coffin nail on the ground and quickly ran to the old lady Zeng to check it, and these two bastard boys actually pulled out all seven coffin nails.

"Autumn birth."

"Wencai."

Qiu Shengwen, who was taking a nap, heard Ah Jiu calling them, and quickly ran out and asked, "What's the matter, Master?" ”