Chapter 5 Brotherhood is a fart in front of the eldest cousin
Hearing the words egg fried rice, Zhang Xiaofan's body shuddered involuntarily, and there was a feeling of wanting to vomit. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Nima, Zhang Xiaofan's heart is cold, what is the situation.
Just hearing these three words, the body has this reaction.
Zhang Xiaofan couldn't imagine what the result would be if he ate it.
Is it really unpalatable, to this extent?
Warren Zhou's cheap cousin is really unreliable, seeing that he can't run away, he even wants to pull me up, Nima, brotherhood is in front of the eldest cousin, it's a fart.
Zhang Xiaofan looked at the gate not far away, wondering if he would take the opportunity to run out, but saw Chen Bing out of nowhere to find a dagger to play with, the dagger slid on her slender fingertips, and at first glance it was a master of playing daggers. This big cousin is not only a royal sister fan, but also a violent girl. She was playing with the dagger, and looked at Zhang Xiaofan with a smile, which was obviously saying, cousin, you run a try.
This eldest cousin is not easy to coax, and his escape strategy is bankrupt, so he can only adopt a soft policy.
Zhang Xiaofan's face was full of smiles, walked over, and took the vegetables from Chen Bing's hands, "Big cousin, I was thinking that my hands were a little dirty just now, so I was going to go up and wash them, and then I came to help you wash the vegetables." ”
"I see." The eldest cousin giggled, and the flowers and branches of laughter trembled, "Okay then, you help me wash the vegetables." ”
"Warren, you also have to learn from your cousin Xiaofan, and the matter of choosing vegetables will be left to you."
"Big cousin, this ......"
Zhou Hong nodded vigorously, and didn't hear what Chen Bing said at all, so he agreed.
Under the coercion of the eldest cousin, several people entered the kitchen.
Zhang Xiaofan saw with his own eyes that the egg fried rice that should have been golden turned black-brown, and the eldest cousin poured all kinds of spices into it in one go, and the people who watched it were shocked, and the smell of burnt paste permeated the entire villa.
Sure enough, it's not a big cousin who makes everyone frightened, it's really strange to be able to cook like this.
There is no way to describe this as having no talent for cooking.
It's poisoning.
No wonder Hua Lun and the two of them, the eldest cousin, were so frightened that they turned around and were about to leave when they knew that Chen Bing was coming back.
Soon the food came out of the pot, and Chen Bing proudly put all the dishes on the table, "Eat quickly, Brother Warren, this is the fried noodles I made for you, you are now the time to grow your body, I specially made more for you." ”
Chen Bing pushed the plate of black, glued together, and couldn't tell that it was fried noodles at all, and pushed it in front of Warren Chow.
"Big cousin." Warren Zhou looked at Chen Bing with a resentful expression, and finally picked up the chopsticks helplessly.
Zhang Xiaofan looked down at his egg fried rice, can this TM really be eaten?
Are you sure you won't die if you eat it?
Suddenly, Zhang Xiaofan had an idea.
"Ahem, yes." Zhang Xiaofan said that he took part of the egg fried rice in the bowl and put it into Warren Zhou's bowl, "Warren, you eat more, you are young, it is the time to grow your body, this is a piece of my brother's heart." ”
Seeing Zhou Warren's bitter expression, Zhang Xiaofan snorted softly in his heart, Cousin Warren can't blame me, I was going to run upstairs, who made you have to pull me into the water just now.
After the eldest cousin saw Zhang Xiaofan's movements, his eyes lit up.
This trick is high, why didn't I think of it before.
He also immediately followed suit, "Yes, Warren, you are growing your body, how can you eat this, come, my eldest cousin will also add some to you, we are a big family that loves each other." ”
"Big cousin, don't!" Zhou Hualun shouted, but it was useless, Zhou Hong had already put his stir-fry into it, and said seriously, "Among the few of us, you are the youngest, we should take care of you more." ”
"What are you still doing, hurry up and eat, if it's not enough, I'll make you some more." Chen Bing reminded.
"Enough, enough." Zhou Warren wanted to cry without tears, and filled the food into his mouth hard, and his expression was really sad.
If you are a fan of Warren Chou, I don't know how he will feel when he is in a state now.
Otherwise, try it first, although it doesn't look good, maybe ......
Zhang Xiaofan was helpless, so he could only bow his head and start eating, but after tasting it, his face immediately turned red.
This taste is simply too weird, after eating this TM, I'm afraid I have to go to the hospital for gastric lavage.
Zhang Xiaofan barely ate two bites, and he couldn't eat anymore.
"How delicious is it?" Chen Bing leaned forward, as if he wanted to hear the evaluation.
"It's delicious, it's really delicious!" The eldest cousin immediately said against his will, and the expression on his face really looked like he was talking about a real thing.
Is this called delicious?
Big cousin, you are the king of the Chinese music scene, where is your festival?
Zhang Xiaofan is powerless to complain, what a big cousin, talking nonsense with his eyes open, and he is not afraid of being punished by God.
"Hey, you're eating." At this time, Liu Fei walked down from upstairs.
"Fei Fei, do you want to come and eat too?" Chen Bing asked kindly.
"No need, I'm going to watch Sister Ziyan with Cousin Xiaofan, Cousin Xiaofan hurry up and don't eat." Liu Fei saw Zhang Xiaofan's eyes for help, and her eyes rolled.
"It turns out that you are going to see Ziyan, Xiaofan, you should go quickly." As soon as Chen Bing heard this, he said to Zhang Xiaofan.
Liu Fei pulled Zhang Xiaofan's arm, "Let's go, let's go." ”
"Wait a minute." Zhang Xiaofan found a plastic bag and put the rest of the egg fried rice directly into it, "Cousin, cousin, I'll go first, you eat slowly." It's a pity, the food cooked by my eldest cousin is so delicious, I took it on the way and tasted it slowly. ”
When Chen Bing heard Zhang Xiaofan's praise, his face was full of joy, "You guys slow down on the road." ”
"Cousin Xiaofan, help me, I also miss Sister Ziyan, I'll go with you." Zhou Warlun staggered to stand up as he spoke.
"Warren, didn't you just go to play with Purple Smoke last week?" Zhou Hong on the side obviously didn't want to suffer alone, so he immediately mended the knife.
Warren Zhou almost wanted to cry without tears.
Zhang Xiaofan smiled, "Don't worry, Hua Lun, if you have anything to say, I can help you bring it over." ”
Suddenly, Warren Zhou sat directly on the stool, his clothes were loveless, and his sorrow was greater than his heart.
"Let's go first." Liu Fei grabbed Zhang Xiaofan's arm and walked out.
"Fei Fei, you are my compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, if I take two more bites, you can accompany me to the hospital." The two of them left the villa, Zhang Xiaofan was sure that the eldest cousin did not show up, so he threw the egg fried rice into the trash can and said with a grateful face.
Liu Fei covered her mouth and giggled, "It turns out that you took it out and threw it away, I thought the food cooked by my eldest cousin was delicious?" ”
"By the way, where is Purple Smoke now? How do we get there? Zhang Xiaofan asked.
"Sister Ziyan, it's next to the city of Jin. Cousin Xiaofan, don't you know? Liu Fei wondered.
"Just ask."
"Okay, cousin, you wait here, I'll go drive."
After a while, Liu Fei drove a Land Rover and stopped in front of Zhang Xiaofan.
"It's your car." Zhang Xiaofan looked at Liu Fei's delicate figure with some surprise, which was in stark contrast to the domineering off-road in front of him.
"Brother Fan, why do I think your question today is weird? Didn't I drive this car all the time? ”