Chapter 1: Lianhua prompts, your harem has been added to one (lalala, it's not cool to hit me!) )
There is such a place where there is no sound, no color, no temperature, no light, no life, not even time and space. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoYes, there is only chaos and endless loneliness and dead silence.
But suddenly one day, a little light came out there. It swayed, as dazzling as the twinkling stars in the night.
Living alone in such a place, he opened his eyes and looked at the light.
The light is not bright, but it is beautiful.
The darkness was dispelled. Moments after the light appeared, he reached out and touched it, and sounds, colors, warmth, light, life, and even time and space appeared.
Emerging from the darkness and standing on the bright earth, he stared intently ahead. The breeze is blowing, and a beautiful little flower is swaying in the wind.
It's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's beautiful. The beauty made him can't help but reach out and want to touch.
Failed, when he reached out to touch the flower, the flower suddenly became illusory, and in a daze, his hand had passed through the flower as if it were touching air.
At this time, the illusory flowers disappeared, and a strange darkness suddenly enveloped them.
Standing up, he stared at the red eyes in the gap that covered the sky and the earth and kept flickering in the darkness, and suddenly smiled.
I don't know what his laughter touched, and the darkness and the gap faded away in an instant.
- Boom!
Dark clouds filled the sky and torrential rain poured down.
Standing in the rain, he did not dodge or dodge, but raised a hand, then flipped his palms and brought them together.
In an instant, the rain will fill the palms of your hands.
――!
Silently, lightning pierced the sky, and in the flash of light, a huge long shadow was clearly seen flashing from the sky.
- "Whew!! ”
The majestic roar of the dragon resounded through the rainy night, and he tilted his head, then reached out and clenched his fist.
-- Tick.
――"Roar~! ”
When the rainstorm subsided, a vast green plain emerged. When the droplets of water dripping from between his fingers fell on the grass at his feet, a majestic white tiger appeared out of nowhere and pounced on him happily.
The white tiger passed through, or rather he passed through the body of the white tiger, and then, the world changed again.
Time passes quickly, and the vicissitudes of life.
Day and night kept going on and on, until finally, it stopped at the sunset.
As soon as I stepped out, a small village with a smoky cooking scene appeared in front of me.
One step further, he entered the village, and came to one of the smaller houses, which showed some signs of repair everywhere, but did not appear to be dilapidated.
He gazed at the room in fascination, and when the girl's crisp laughter came from it, the room disappeared.
Then the snow was covered and the world turned pale.
Walking through the bustling streets, avoiding the untouchable crowds, he finally stopped at a quiet turnaround.
Listening closely, the sound of Lang Lang's chanting came from afar, and on the other side, the girl's angry scolding, scolding and the noise of ping-pong also noisily drilled into his ears.
His eyelids dropped slightly, and he looked down at the black yin-yang jade that appeared in his hand, and then held it.
A grasp of it is empty, and then time stops.
When he looked up, he saw greenery coming from afar, covering the world in the blink of an eye. Jumping lightly on a roof, looking into the distance, I saw the horizon facing the sunset, two figures, one black and one green, were talking and laughing away.
It wasn't until the two figures completely disappeared into the horizon that he hid his hands in his sleeves and leaped again.
The forest appeared.
Hidden in the darkness of the night, by a bright campfire, a man and a girl sat next to each other.
The voice was hazy, the picture was hazy, I couldn't hear, I couldn't see the specific situation, I could only see what the man was holding and seemed to be teaching the girl.
The girl's smile was quiet, and she couldn't see the specific appearance, but she could still feel very beautiful.
Suddenly, pulled by the woman in the blonde hair and red dress, a woman with silver-white hair and a petite body burst out from behind a tree, and then under the girl's panicked behavior, she grabbed the man's neck and shook it with anger.
He was stunned, then smiled again, and turned around.
Everything reflected in the campfire behind him disappeared, and a large field of red flowers filled it completely.
The waves are unbearable, the river is full of mist, the head and tail are not visible, the width is not seen on the other side, the bank is full of beautiful flowers on the other side, he appeared on the side of such a river.
The lights in the river came on, and in the distance, a small boat carrying two men appeared. If you look closely, there are two people on board, one tall and one short. The tall ones honestly bowed their heads and were trained, while the short ones waved their hands and lectured harshly.
Blinking, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up, he turned around, shook his head and left.
The darkness filled the air, and he leaped slightly, and the light returned.
Under the full moon, standing on the high cliff, looking at the opposite cliff, there are five people drinking and laughing at the moon.
The laughter was so cheerful that it made his mood happy.
――~!
A loud whistle sounded in the night, and he laughed, and then jumped off the cliff.
The wind whistled in his ears, then closed his eyes and opened his eyes, turned over and stood steadily, and he came to a sea of bamboo.
――"Wow Wow~"
The baby's cry came suddenly, and when he heard it, he saw a man take a baby out of the split bamboo, and then hum a little song and coax her, until the baby fell asleep quietly, and then he carried her and left with a smile.
It's still night, like a sea with low tide, the bamboo sea disappears, and in its place is a bamboo house.
Standing outside the bamboo house, the sound of the baby crying came from the house, and then it was replaced by the sound of two little girls clamoring to hear the story.
Touching his chin, as if thinking about something, he suddenly reached out and gently touched the fence of the bamboo house.
The space rippled, and then like a dream, the bamboo house quietly shattered.
Then, the flowers bloomed.
A tall cherry tree that replaced the bamboo house beside him was in full bloom. On the other side of the tree, the sound of a beautiful melody, the rhythmic sound of stepping on the ground, and the cheers of women were clearly heard.
The cherry blossoms are brilliant, and the fallen flowers are flourishing.
In the beautiful cherry blossom rain, he was slightly stunned, and did not turn to see who was hustle and bustle behind the tree, but stretched out a hand, and then quietly watched a cherry blossom petal slowly fall into the palm of his hand.
Looking at the petals blankly, he suddenly reacted, picked up the petals, and put them in his mouth.
A faint floral fragrance fills the lips and teeth, a little sweet, but at the end it turns into a hint of bitterness.
Bitter? He thought about the word, and then laughed.
Not lingering, he turned sharply, and then took a step forward.
Everything was gone, sounds, colors, warmth, light, life, even time and space were all gone when he took that step.
Walking alone in the darkness, he suddenly stopped, looked back, countless lights and shadows intertwined, and then a voice appeared.
It's like a lot of people are asking at the same time, and the voice says, "You...... Who is it? ”
"Me?" The first time he made a sound, he smiled happily: "One, a passing traveler." ”
With his hands behind his back, he jumped off the cliff that suddenly appeared in front of him.
Then, he woke up.
……
Before I opened my eyes, a strange fragrance came from the tip of my nose, not like a flower, but more fragrant than a flower. Subconsciously moved his nose and took a deep breath of the aroma, and Tang Seng opened his eyes gently.
Red, red, red.
The flickering soft candlelight eroded the eyeballs, and the eyes turned, reflecting the festive red.
The red wooden bed topboard, the red futon, and even the side of the bed are draped with the festive red mandarin duck curtains
"This is ......" blinked suspiciously, Tang Seng lifted the quilt embroidered with the word Double Happiness and a strong festive color on his body, moved his body for a long time, and sat up from the bed. Turning his head to look around the room, he noticed that not only the bed and bedding were red, but everything in the room was also festive red.
The tables, stools, decals on the walls, and even the tea set on the table are pasted with red happy characters.
It's weird, I slept for a few days, how did I wake up and run to this strange place? Whose wedding house is it? Scratching his head, Tang Seng stretched his waist again, and then slowly sat down from the bed to the edge of the bed.
Because there was only a pair of red boots at the foot of the bed, and he didn't find his original boots, Tang Seng got out of bed and wore the pair of boots that made him feel that he was sleeping in the wrong place and sleeping in someone else's happy room.
"Yo, it's quite right."
Tuck his feet into the boots and find that the size was just right, as if he was sewn according to his own foot shape, which made Tang Seng raise his eyebrows unconsciously.
After walking around the room for a few steps to get used to, Tang Seng walked to the table in the room, picked up the kettle and poured himself a glass of water. Taking a sip of water, Tang Seng asked casually, "Lianhua, how many days have I been asleep?" ”
"Seven days." Lianhua would never fail to respond to Tang Seng's question, so the next moment he opened his mouth to ask, her voice appeared in his ears.
Although he didn't see anyone, Lianhua's concern for Tang Seng was still gently revealed in his words: "Seeing that you woke up like before, did you have any dreams?" ”
Tang Seng's eyes were slightly sad: "Almost...... Alas, I don't want to dream, but I always dream of some nostalgic and sad past. ”
“…… You obviously didn't intend to keep yourself from dreaming. ”
Because of you, I can't see them again. This sentence, Lianhua gently hid it in her heart.
"Haha, I know you know me, but don't demolish me so directly." Haha smiled, and did not refute Lianhua's helpless but sincere words, Tang Seng snorted again. Turning his head to look around the room, it looked the same as the first impression, the room was full of festive red.
Looking at the curtains of the bed, the table, the wall, and even the door with red happy words pasted everywhere, Tang Seng couldn't help but sigh a little: "Oh, are you still dreaming, why would I wake up in such a place?" ”
"It's not a dream." Lianhua said succinctly.
"So what's going on?" After drinking the remaining tea in the cup in one gulp, Tang Seng poured himself another cup. Anyway, he didn't have anything to do for a while, he was idle while drinking water, and chatting with Lianhua as if he was homely: "This place is a happy house, right?" I'm an unlucky scripture learner now, and I died once in Wanshou Mountain a few days ago. It doesn't matter if they wake up and see that they are not Wukong, they are still in this kind of place, and they don't think it's strange that they are dreaming. ”
"Don't be surprised, because someone got married today." When it comes to the word marriage, Lianhua's seems to be laughing.
"Oh?" With a raised eyebrow, Tang Seng was a little curious about what Lianhua was laughing at, but he felt that it was none of his business, and there were still some things to ask Lianhua, so he didn't ask more about this issue.
After taking a sip of water, he suddenly felt that drinking water alone was too greasy, so Tang Seng picked up the fruit on the table, wiped it with his clothes, and took a big bite. The flesh of the fruit rolls in the mouth with a slight amount of juice, and without even chewing again, it turns into a warm current with a strange fragrance and pours directly into the stomach. Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and looked at the fruit in his hand with a face full of surprise: "This fruit ...... It's not a mortal fruit, is it? ”
"Ah, fairy fruit."
"Fairy Fruit...... Tsk, actually put the fairy fruit like this, this family is really capable. With an exclamation, Tang Seng bit the so-called immortal fruit with a nonchalant face, and then asked slowly: "Lianhua, remember that when I died, Wukong and they should have also come, what about them?" Could it be that Chengdu thinks I'm dead and broke up? ”
"Do you think it's possible?" Asking rhetorically, Lian Hua said, "They are all drinking wine outside." ”
Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help scolding: "That dead monkey and hateful reserve food, it is a shame that the uncle died for them once, and if you don't take good care of me, forget it, it is too much to leave me alone to drink happy wine!" ”
"It's okay, after all, it's been confirmed that you're okay, and the wine is yours." Lianhua's smiling words were full of ridicule: "Besides, this is your happy room, not theirs~"
didn't pay attention to Lianhua's ridicule, Tang Seng, who knew Sun Wukong's whereabouts, bit the fairy fruit and began to ponder again: "By the way, Lianhua, you said that Wukong and they are drinking happy wine, whose happy wine are they drinking?" I don't remember anyone I met on the road. Could it be that in the past few days when I was lazy, they met someone on the road who got married and came to join in the fun? That's not right, when the fairy fruit is an ordinary fruit, it shouldn't be an ordinary family, right? ”
"Ah, it's an immortal marriage."
"Immortals?" Tang Seng was stunned, and the immortal fruit in his mouth almost disappeared: "When will the immortals get married?" ”
"Anytime, but no." Explaining casually, Lianhua emphasized: "And I said that I am an immortal, not an immortal." ”
"Immortal...... Oh, like the woman and her apprentice? ”
"That's right." For some reason, the smile in Lianhua's words became stronger: "Just like now, the immortal who got married is the woman you said, Zhen Yuanzi." ”
Tang Seng: "......"
With a click, the fairy fruit in his mouth really fell to the ground this time. Not only did the fairy fruit fall, but Tang Seng was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped.
Hurriedly holding his growing chin, Tang Seng thought back to Zhen Yuanzi's situation, cold, strong and beautiful...... He looked up at the ceiling and suddenly felt that he was still dreaming.
"It's not a dream~" Lianhua stretched her voice, she has always been calm and rarely playful, and her voice was cheerful like a little girl: "It's true~"
"Oh." Nodding, Tang Seng suddenly fell angrily: "Oh, you ghost!" Uncle, I only slept for seven days, and I didn't see a man in Wuzhuang Guan, and now I woke up, and you actually told the uncle that the woman got married today, are you a dead chick teasing me!? ”
If you want to say that Wuzhuang Guan and others are married to Tang Seng and still believe it, but Zhen Yuanzi ...... No kidding! Although he is not very familiar with Zhen Yuanzi, Zhen Yuanzi has been talking to him every day for the past thirty days. Although he didn't talk much every time, and most of them persuaded him to give up, but after those contacts, Tang Seng, who was like a human spirit, had already touched Zhen Yuanzi's personality, cold, arrogant, and indifferent. Plus the strong ones don't like it, how can you easily fall in love with anyone? And Sun Wukong once said that this world is full of gods and Buddhas, as long as he is strong, there is no man, and he looks at a man who is not as good as himself, with the character of Zhen Yuanzi, he is ridiculous in the world!
"I kid you not." Lianhua's voice suddenly became serious: "I don't believe you look at your clothes." ”
"Clothes?" Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and when he looked down, he found that the clothes on his body were no longer the original set, but had been replaced by a bright red wedding dress that matched the decoration of the room.
It's like the bridegroom!
The groom's official ...... For some reason, Tang Seng suddenly had a bad premonition.
Won't it ...... Phew! No way! No way!
Although he had struggled to kill that terrible thought in his brain, Tang Seng was still a little frightened: "Lianhua, why is this set of clothes on the uncle?" ”
"Didn't you just say that? Sun Wukong, they are drinking your happy wine. ”