Chapter 8: The Slow Reaction of Li Er (Asking for Recommendation)
With his hands hidden in his broken sleeves, walking slowly in the aisle of Wuzhuang Temple, Tang Seng, who looked so leisurely, suddenly stopped. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Looking back at Li Er, who had been pulling his clothes and floating behind him since he slipped out of the wing room just now, Tang Seng was really tired: "It's already in Wuzhuang Temple, why are you still following me?" ā
Li Er blinked, pulled the corner of Tang Seng's clothes and said nothing.
Tang Seng is even more tired. He shouldn't have done this to Li Er, but who made Li Er lazier than him. As the saying goes, one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, even if one male and one female...... It's a little inappropriate, but that's probably what it means.
Tang Seng, who often boasts of being the laziest in the world, suddenly saw a person who was lazier than him and caused him trouble, so it was no wonder that his attitude was good!
Catching flies seemed to wave his hand, Tang Seng's face was full of disgust: "Go away, go away, uncle still has something to do, you lazy ghost quickly let me play." ā
Li Er tilted his head and looked at Tang Seng for a while, then suddenly floated forward and hugged Tang Seng's neck. Canceling the floating spell and pressing the full weight of her body on Tang Seng, she said slowly: "I don't want to go." ā
Tang Seng: "......"
was ignored by Li Er again and again, and in the end, he was still relied on by her, and Tang Seng was suddenly angry. He held Li Er's plump thighs with both hands to prevent her from slipping off his back, and then turned his head to look around, and found that there was no one around, Tang Seng pretended to have a fierce expression and turned around to scare Li Er: "Hurry up and walk away for the uncle, and then follow the uncle, do you believe it?!" ā
"No~Believe~~"
The fierce expression froze on his face, and Tang Seng was furious on the spot: "You don't even hesitate without hesitation, are you lazy girls looking down on the uncle!?" ā
"I want to bask in the sun." Answering the question, the breath exhaled from Li Er's mouth gently sprinkled on Tang Seng's face.
"Don't talk to my face!" Tang Seng was furious: "And don't keep talking about yourself and calling me, listen to me!" ā
"Bask in the sun." Resting his chin on Tang Seng's shoulder, his cheek pressed against his, Li Er didn't seem to hear Tang Seng's words, and was still telling his request.
Tang Seng: "......"
It's really like throwing down this lazy woman who can't listen to people on her back, and then kicking it to the western sky!
"Bask in the sun."
"Don't go!"
"Bask in the sun."
"Don't go!"
"Bask in the sun."
"No...... Forget it, I'm really afraid of you, I'll take you there. ā
After a long stalemate with the surprising Li Er, who was stubborn in a strange place, Tang Seng finally raised his hand and surrendered.
"Really, the yard is on the side, can't you go out by yourself?" Muttering, Tang Seng carried Li Er out of the corridor and came to the courtyard, the sun fell on his body, it was very warm.
After turning around in the courtyard for half a circle, and finally stopped in the direction of the tree facing the sun in the courtyard, Tang Seng glanced sideways at Li Er: "Is it okay here?" ā
"Hmm." Humming syllables from his nose, Li Er smiled lazily.
Unfastened the belt first, and then forcefully tore off the wedding dress he was wearing and put it on the ground (there was another one inside), and then Tang Seng put Li Er off his back.
With his left leg propped up, his right leg flat on the ground, and his hands on his lower abdomen, he sat down against the trunk of the tree in such a lazy posture, Li Er squinted slightly, staring at the scenery in front of him.
Suddenly, Li Er asked, "Is it blood?" ā
āļ¼ā Tang Seng, who was observing whether Li Er, who was squinting, was asleep, and then looking for a chance to slip away, was stunned: "What blood?" ā
"Hurt, why?"
"You guy, how do you talk from east to west."
Muttering dissatisfiedly, Tang Seng waved his injured hand, and said very easily: "It's nothing, it's just that I accidentally scratched it in when I boiled the medicine." ā
"Oh, liar." Muttering in a low voice, Li Er sighed lazily, and then glanced at Tang Seng lightly: "Congratulatory gift, in my arms." ā
As soon as he heard the word in his arms, Tang Seng understood what Li Er wanted him to do. Full of black lines, he couldn't help but complain: "Hey, do you have the concept of a difference between men and women?" Just let me get a comb in the morning, and now let me take any congratulatory gifts, just be lazy, and you should be too lazy to be reliable. ā
Turning his head sideways, Li Er pursed his lips and smiled at Tang Seng: "It's different, you." ā
Tang Seng was stunned, and then sighed: "What's different, I don't seem to be a man." ā
Li Er looked at Tang Seng with a smile, without saying a word, and he didn't know whether he was too lazy to explain or didn't want to explain.
Seeing that Li Er didn't have the idea of closing his eyes and resting for a while, Tang Seng had to dispel the idea of slipping away at the beginning. Although it seems that there are a lot of concerns, in fact, the word twisting almost does not exist in Tang Seng. So after sitting next to Li Er, he put his hand into Li Er's arms, and then found a very delicate porcelain vase, and then took off the wooden comb on Li Er's head, which had not been removed since it was inserted into her hair, and stuffed it into her arms.
"This bottle...... It's kind of familiar. Looking at the porcelain vase for a while, Tang Seng raised his eyebrows in surprise: "On the night when the quicksand river met Manhua, Wukong and Manhua seemed to be giving them all such porcelain vases. ā
Although this porcelain vase looks more delicate and the material is better, the style of the three porcelain vases is about the same.
Li Er's right hand was placed on her abdomen, feeling that even though it was still a little bit through her clothes, it was my wooden comb, and she nodded: "Well, Nine Zhuan Dan." ā
"That's not what I'm talking about...... Forget it, I'm so stupid to care about this uncle with you. ā
With Li Er, who always answered the wrong question, Tang Seng sighed and no longer bothered about her crooked answer.
But the Nine Turns Dan, this name is a little familiar.
After thinking for a while, Tang Seng suddenly realized, by the way, isn't this the last time he met the demonized Buddha on the road, the Buddha used it to lure them?
couldn't help but look at the porcelain vase a few more times, and Tang Seng was surprised: "Nine Turns Jindan, where did you get this thing?" ā
"Yourself, do you want it?"
"Hmm...... Forget it, it's useless, this thing is a precious thing, and you might as well keep it for yourself. ā
This is a congratulatory gift, although he has always refused to admit it, but it is a fact that he and Zhen Yuanzi became relatives, and Tang Seng accepted it without burden...... You can't sell yourself and don't allow him to get a little benefit, right?
Stuff the porcelain vase into your bosom...... Uh, I forgot that the dress outside was still under Li Er's body, and it was not stuffed. Scratching his head, Tang Seng put the porcelain vase beside him, and then found words without words: "Lazy guy, you just said that your name is Li Er, right?" This name is a little familiar, is it Taishang Laojun? ā
Originally, if it was Tang Seng himself, although the name Li Er was familiar, he was definitely too lazy to think about who the immortal with this name was, but he couldn't bear to call her Laojun...... Lao Jun, also called Li Er, Jiuzhuan Dan can be sent casually, these conditions add up, if Tang Seng still doesn't know who Li Er is, he will definitely have a brain pump!
"Don't you eat it?" Saying slowly, Li Er's body suddenly became unstable, and then he fell down and leaned on Tang Seng's arms. Leaning on Tang Seng's thighs, full of laziness, his exquisitely contoured face was displayed in front of him without reservation.
Staring at Tang Seng's chin with slight squints, Li Er said slowly: "Take it yourself, a lot." ā
"So, you guy's nerves are crooked, right?"
Tang Seng stroked his forehead weakly, and Li Er, who always talked about himself in dialogue, and refused to respond to others, was really helpless.
After swinging Li Er's body to make her lie more comfortable, Tang Seng hugged his chest with his hands and looked at the sky: "No need, it's useless for me to eat this thing, and I don't want to be greedy." It's the bottle you just gave me, and I'll have to think about what to do with it later, and if I take more, I'll be so stupid to make trouble for myself. ā
Looking down at Li Er, Tang Seng suddenly smiled: "It's you, it's really hopeless to be too lazy." The word lazy has been on his face for so long, don't you have the slightest idea of wiping them off with your hands? ā
"Hmm, it's so troublesome~" This time, Li Er's answer was finally an answer, not a self-respecting question.
Tang Seng became more and more helpless: "So I started to ask, how did you live until now that you are so lazy?" ā
āā¦ā¦ Be. ā
There was silence for a while, and just when Tang Seng thought that Li Er was too lazy to speak and didn't want to answer, she suddenly popped out a yes word.
Tang Seng was stunned, and couldn't help but smile: "Is it too old to be lazy?" It's a far-fetched and irrefutable reason. ā
This time, Li Er didn't speak again, just stared blankly at Tang Seng's chin and the silhouette of the side that emerged from the long hair, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Of course, it is possible that you don't think about anything, just pure in a daze.
didn't care that Li Er was silent again, and stayed with her for a while, Tang Seng finally planned to leave.
"Okay, okay, it's time for me to go, and you can continue to bask in the sun here. Remember, if you are too lazy to move, shout, there are people in Wuzhuang Temple, and they will come to help you when they hear it. ā
Helping Li Er, who was pillowing on his lap, and then chattering a few words, Tang Seng picked up the porcelain vase on the ground on the side, got up and left.
didn't react to anything, Li Er just let Tang Seng toss himself, and then listened to his advice to watch him leave.
"It's different." Suddenly saying such a sentence, Li Er said to himself: "You are indeed different. ā
The wind suddenly came, blowing through the courtyard and brushing Li Er's cheeks, gently stroking the hair between her sideburns. In the warm afternoon sun, Li Er looked at the sky, and then gently pursed his lips and smiled.
"Poor Dao, I like it very much."
ā¦ā¦
Leaving Li Er's side, Tang Seng continued to move forward.
Walking through the long corridor and passing through a door, Tang Seng stopped.
Looking at Zhu Lengyou, who was sitting on the edge of the fence not far away and looking at the swimming fish in the water in a daze, Tang Seng raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then turned around and walked away.
After a while, Tang Seng, who was holding a pear in his hand and gnawing on it, came to Zhu Lengyou's side.
"Oh, do you want to eat?"
Stuffing the pears in his other hand to Zhu Lengyou, Tang Seng supported the wooden fence with his hand, jumped up and sat beside her.
Looking at the pear in his hand in astonishment, Zhu Lengyou blinked, and then asked, "Where did it come from?" ā
"Picked from the garden." Pointing to the pear tree in the far corner, Tang Seng gnawed on the pear and said with a smile: "Don't you eat it?" It tastes great. ā
Zhu Lengyou hesitated for a moment, then opened his mouth and took a bite of the pear gently, it was very sweet.
Tapping the water surface with his toes, looking at the waves in the circle, Tang Seng said casually: "When I just passed by, I saw you here in a daze, what were you thinking?" And water, cold and quiet, don't you hate to see yourself the most? Why did you change your personality this time and run to the water's edge? ā
Zhu Leng was stunned, seemed to be a little difficult to speak, squirmed her lips for a while, and then she chose to change the topic: "Master, when did you wake up?" ā
"Last night." Briefly stating the time, Tang Seng couldn't help but complain: "As soon as I woke up, I found that I had become a groom, and I was still lying on someone else's bed, you apprentices selling the master are too simple, right?" ā
Listening to Tang Seng's whining complaints, Zhu Lengyou suddenly wanted to laugh, bit the pear to hide her smile, and said: "It's not easy to die, master, is this only the emotion you have?" Zhen Yuanzi Daxian is the ancestor of the earth immortals, and marrying her is a blessing for a hundred lives. ā
"Nonsense!" As soon as Zhen Yuanzi was mentioned, Tang Seng couldn't help but get angry: "I take my husband as my wife at every turn, that crazy woman is simply numb!" ā
"Pretty normal name, right?" Glancing at Tang Seng with a disgusted face in surprise, Zhu Lengyou quipped: "If you change to a concubine and marry someone, you should be called like this." ā
"You?" After glancing at Zhu Lengyou a few times, Tang Seng couldn't help but laugh: "Come on, just your little arms and legs, the size is not as big as an eight-year-old child's reserve food, unless you are a pedophile, otherwise which guy will take a fancy to you?" ā
"It's really rude, not only the title, but also the words." Glaring at Tang Seng dissatisfied, Zhu Lengyou held his chest without a little undulation, and said proudly: "At the beginning of the Heavenly Palace, there were countless men who coveted the beauty of the concubine. ā
"They must all be blind." Full of malice and came to a conclusion, Tang Seng said indignantly: "Just like that crazy woman, the man who wants to chase her must have a bad brain!" ā
Originally, she was still a little angry, but when she heard Tang Seng's words, Zhu Lengyou snorted and laughed, turned her face away from Tang Seng, she smiled and groaned: "It's not someone else's brain that's broken, it's the master whose brain is broken, right?" ā
"Say whatever you want, anyway, if it weren't for the inviolability, the raw rice would be cooked and cooked, so the teacher wouldn't be interested in that crazy woman."
Viciously biting the pear and biting off all the remaining flesh, Tang Seng casually threw the leftover kernel into the water. There was a pop, a splash of water, and the fish frolicking in the water were frightened and disappeared in an instant. As the water gradually returned to calm, the atmosphere fell silent for a while.
Looking at the gradually setting sun in the distant sky, Zhu Lengyou suddenly said. "Master."
"Huh?"
"How long have we known each other?"
"Thirteen days in July." Given a time accurate to the number of days, Tang Seng thought about it and added: "Seven hours." ā
Zhu Lengyou couldn't help but look back: "Not only the number of days, but even the hours?" ā
"Surprised? In fact, as long as you use dim sum, this kind of small detail is easy to remember. Facing Zhu Lengyou's surprised gaze, Tang Seng smiled.
It's weird. Muttering in a low voice, Zhu Lengyou turned his face away again: "Concubine, I don't even remember the number of months." ā
"Nonsense." Rolling his eyes, Tang Seng gently knocked twice on Zhu Lengyou's head with his hand, and said very angrily: "Since you joined the scripture learning team, you know that Cheng Tianhe is a teacher, and Wukong and them are against each other, and everything is perfunctory, this kind of detail is strange if you remember it." ā
"What. If it weren't for the master, you used that kind of indiscriminate means to deal with the concubine, the concubine would not have looked down on you like that. ā