The arrogant expression paused, and Tang Seng, who was inexplicably slapped in the face, was furious: "You dare to hit the uncle's handsome face, Xiao Hei, are you in arrears!?" ”

Ka: "......"

The corners of his eyebrows jumped, and Jia slapped the face of Tang Seng who dared to call it Xiao Hei's nameless. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Tang Seng jumped like thunder: "Have the guts!" Uncle changed his mind, he didn't eat fish soup at noon, and ate cat meat instead! ”

"Meow~" made a cry similar to the meaning of 'hehe', Jia turned his head and ignored Tang Seng.

Tang Seng became even more angry, and he was despised by Jia, and he only scolded his mother angrily, and at the same time lost his temper at Sun Wukong, who kept laughing when he watched him and Jia: "Why are you still stunned?" Why don't you hurry up and clean up the fish, the movement is so slow, do you want the teacher to drink the wind at noon!? ”

"Hey, didn't you say eat cat meat?"

"Uncle has changed his mind again, can't he?" Glaring at Sun Wukong, who was smiling even more happily, Tang Seng said viciously: "If you dare to rub it again, be careful that the uncle will change his mind again, neither eat fish nor cats, but eat monkey meat instead!" ”

Not at all frightened by Tang Seng's intimidation, Sun Wukong was so happy that he almost rolled a few laps on the ground to express his pleasure. The depression in his heart caused by the previous conversation with Guanyin in the forest disappeared, and Sun Wukong obediently went to the water to deal with lunch, while looking back at Tang Seng and said with a smile: "I suddenly found that master, you are really an interesting person." When I was still learning from the future, I must have been a very popular person in my hometown, right? ”

"That's it!" As soon as he heard Sun Wukong praise himself, Tang Seng suddenly turned his anger into joy: "When the teacher was in Chang'an, he was a heartthrob, not to mention the tigress named Li Shimin in the high hall, even the little girl who was respected by everyone and called the poet fairy was proud to be invited to drink as a teacher!" ”

By the way, the poet fairy chick in Tang Seng's mouth is not proud of being able to invite him to drink, but proud of being able to be on time every day, and go to his house to eat and drink rain or shine!

didn't know that Tang Seng was bragging at all, Sun Wukong said with a hippie smile: "Oh, it seems that the master is really very popular." ”

"There's no way, who will let you be a teacher? It's also right to be popular~"

The most handsome good man in the world? Wow! My old grandson King Kong is not bad, the gun can't be poked, the axe can't be pierced, the knife can't be hurt, the sword can't be damaged, the thunder can't move, and the face of water and fire doesn't dare to say that he is the most beautiful woman in the world, so you fake monk has the face to say that he is the most handsome in the world?

While marveling at the shamelessness of his master, Sun Wukong was even happier: it seems that it was a huge mistake not to follow his master all the time ago and learn from him well. Haha, with such a cheeky narcissistic master, those road life that I thought was boring must become very happy, right?

Tang Seng didn't use mind reading, so he didn't know that Sun Wukong was complaining about his master in his heart, he sighed and distressed that he was too popular because of his handsomeness, but also did not forget to emphasize to Sun Wukong seriously: "By the way, you remember, don't spread the word about being the most handsome in the world." As a teacher, he is a kind and humble person, and if this kind of thing is spread around, it will not hurt people's confidence, understand? ”

Monkey King: "......"

Looking at Tang Seng's serious appearance and his own instructions, Sun Wukong almost couldn't control his cheerfulness, and then threw himself into the water to calm down. She couldn't help but smile: "Yes, yes, master." ”

Tang Seng nodded with satisfaction, but listened to Sun Wukong ask: "By the way, master, you are so modest that you don't let people know that you are excellent and handsome, if there are guys who don't have long eyes and say bad things about you, for example, you are not handsome at all, what can you do if you are a passer-by at all?" ”

Tang Seng: "......"

After a moment of silence, he smiled kindly: "It's okay, the teacher is a kind and generous person, and naturally I won't blame those who don't have long eyes." ”

After wiping the tin staff on his lap with his sleeve and letting it shine in the sun, Tang Seng smiled even more kindly: "And I will kindly educate them that it is not good to lie...... beat them half to death with a tin rod, and see if they dare to speak ill of the uncle in the future! ”

Monkey King: "......"

Hmm, no, no. I can't ask anymore, otherwise the master hasn't arrived in the West Heaven yet, and I will go to the West Heaven one step ahead of him - laughing to death!

Resisting the desire to answer Tang Seng again, Sun Wukong, who was happy to have a stomach, didn't dare to squeak anymore. Sun Wukong didn't squeak, but Tang Seng still had something to say: "By the way, since Wukong, you have decided to go to the West with me to learn scriptures, then before you go on the road, I still have a few words to say to you." ”

Raising a finger, Tang Seng said: "First, since you have decided to accompany me to the West Heaven, then in the future, don't be like before when you can't see anyone for a day." I don't need that kind of apprentice or companion, if I continue to do the same as before, I will blame you for letting you go again, understand? ”

Sun Wukong nodded, and Tang Seng raised another finger: "Second, I don't care how majestic you were in the past, no matter how powerful you were in the past, no matter how many lives you have killed in the past, and how indifferent you are to other people's lives." Because you had nothing to do with me before. But remember, since you are my apprentice from now on, you have to follow my rules. I don't object to you doing it, I don't object to you jumping out, and I don't even object to you scolding the heavens and the earth and splashing on the gods. But if you dare to kill, if you dare to be evil, I will let you walk around without eating! ”

Let my grandson not be able to eat and walk around? Ha! Just you're a mortal? Sun Wukong wanted to say to Tang Seng so disdainfully, but for some reason, in the face of Tang Seng's serious eyes, she couldn't say a word of objection as if she was being choked by someone. Eventually, she nodded submissively.

"Got it, master."

"Very well, then the third point." Raising the third finger, Tang Seng's expression became more and more serious: "Again, you are my apprentice, and it is natural for the master to take care of the apprentice." So whatever happens to you in the future, you can come to me. I don't know what the woman Guanyin told you before, but you took this sentence to heart for me! I'm your master, before I die, don't say that you poked a hole in the sky, even if the sky falls, I will give you a top! The teacher clearly told you that the kind of fearful just now, which is the opposite of your usual lively and cheerful, and can confidently shout that the old lady is the Monkey King, don't let the teacher see it again, otherwise don't blame the teacher for hitting your head with a tin cane, understand? ”

Sun Wukong was stunned, and looked at Tang Seng who told him that the sky was falling and he was on top of it, she didn't know what it was like. After a long time, when she came back to her senses, she wiped her face with her hands full of water droplets, and muttered: "Guanyin Bodhisattva is asking me to protect your master and you to go to the west to learn scriptures, not to let your master protect me." And I never said that my mother is a Monkey King, obviously I have always said that my grandson is a Monkey King. ”

"Why is there so much nonsense? Are you a master or are you a master or a teacher? Tang Seng hated that iron could not become steel and said: "You just tell the teacher, do you remember it!" ”

"Can I say no?"

"You dare!?" As soon as the voice was raised, Tang Seng was so excited that he almost knocked Sun Wukong on the head directly with a tin cane: "If you dare to talk about being a teacher, you will be roasted at noon, and you will be roasted for lunch, do you believe it?!" ”

"Hey, Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace can't take my grandson, how can I cook my grandson with a fire?" Pouted, and made a pretty grimace to Tang Seng again, Sun Wukong pretended to be impatient and said: "I know, I know, even if you don't measure yourself, master, my grandson also knows, so don't be chattering crookedly." Do you think you are chanting in a temple? ”

"A teacher is not a real monk!" emphasized, seeing that Sun Wukong didn't seem to be fooling himself, Tang Seng was satisfied and stopped being verbose. But after thinking about it, he suddenly raised a fourth finger: "Finally, let's clearly divide the responsibilities of each person who encounters trouble on the way to learn the scriptures in the future." ”

"Huh? What does it mean? ”

In Sun Wukong's confusion, Tang Seng coughed dryly, and then made a serious appearance: "Daily boiling water, laundry, cooking, chores, feeding horses, and keeping vigil are all inclusive." When you encounter a monster blocking the way, you can beat me to watch, but I can't beat you and break ......"

Bar, la, ba, la, said a lot, until Sun Wukong's face was black and he couldn't see his expression, Tang Seng made a final incisive summary: "All in all, I will do good things, you will top bad things, I will carry the black pot, and you will be sent to death." ”

Sun Wukong had a dark face, looking at Tang Seng and only felt that his teeth were itching: "Master, I have taken care of everything, so what are you doing?" ”

"Your ears are broken, so you didn't hear my final summary?" Tang Seng slapped his thigh and said awe-inspiringly: "Responsible for the teacher, carry the black cauldron!" ”

Monkey King: "......"

After being silent for a long time, Sun Wukong said expressionlessly: "Can I scold you, master?" ”

"Yes, but please try to pick and choose. It's okay to say bad things, anyway, I have the ability to listen to good things. ”

“…… Can I hit you? ”

"Can't!" Without hesitation to give an answer, Tang Seng suddenly jumped up, and then took the lead in attacking with lightning speed: "The first move is strong, and the second hand suffers, you stinky chick with a monkey tail actually want to do it to the teacher...... Watch the rod! ”

"Roar! I was so moved by your words...... Damn it! You long-haired fake monk, hurry up and return the touch of my grandson! ”

"Splashing monkeys and bullying teachers and destroying ancestors!" Looking at the fire in his eyes, waving a golden hoop stick and wanting to beat his own Monkey King, without saying a word, dragging a tin cane, Tang Seng ran away!

- "Hugh Shan, you fake bald donkey who deceives people's feelings eat my grandson!! ”

"Roar?" Tilting her head to look at the master and apprentice who were chasing me on the shore, Yin Yue tilted her head in confusion, and then lowered her head and continued to fish in the water.

The stinky monk who bullied himself all day long, I shouldn't have seen it when he died-Yin Yue's heart!

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