Chapter Forty-Three: ZMCD Male?
"It's amazing how tall you've grown!"
I don't know when, Zhang Qianying has already arrived behind Du Mu, she picked up a leaf of emotional beans with her hand, looked at it carefully, and then took out her mobile phone and took a photo. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Come, Du Mu, I'll take a picture of you!"
Hearing Zhang Qianying's voice, Du Mu showed a simple smile.
"What a stupid!" Zhang Qianying pouted, handed the phone to Du Mu, and said, "Look at me!" ”
The nature of girls who like to take pictures and selfies has not changed, and as Zhang Qianying posed in various poses, Du Mu quickly pressed the mobile phone.
After lunch, Zhang Qianying carried Du Mu with a red beetle and began to return to the city.
In the past few days, in addition to attending classes, Du Mu will go to tutor little Lori Qin Keer every day.
Because Du Mu played emotional games with her every time, and Du Mu introduced her to several spy war movies about using psychology to solve international cases, which made her mention her interest in relying on college, the reason was just that she wanted to study emotional psychology in the future and learn to be an international beauty spy.
So,Little Lori, who has always been indifferent to studying and going to university,Actually started working hard.。
This made Xiao Lori's sister Qin Yue'er secretly surprised, and after knowing the reason, she shook her head and smiled bitterly: What she does is three minutes hot, and there is a motivation for her to study, which is very good.
In addition to being a tutor, Du Mu likes to go to Ginkgo Street of Plateau University in other times, and he sits for half a day at a time, watching the bustling crowd and conducting emotional training every day.
This further confirms the image of an honest person in Dumu Plateau University, but two words are added: stupid honest man!
"Look, that fool is there in a daze again! You say it's not weird, even if you want to be in a daze, how good it is to be in a daze by the lake or find a quiet place, you have to be in a daze in such a lively place! ”
"Alas, this person is just missing roots, probably looking at beautiful women!"
"Hey, I also found that when he looks at beautiful women, he always stares, and his eyes are very bright!"
"Nymphomaniac plus idiot!"
"Grass, typical zmcd man!"
"ZMCD man? Why? ”
"It's out! zmcd man = otaku + sullen man + virgin + sling! ”
"Oh...... This word is good, and it is appropriate to describe Du Mu! ”
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They didn't know that at this time, Du Mu was communicating with the system while using emotional microwave skills to emotionally sense various people.
Du Mu: Now, my emotional microwave skills have been able to fully sense emotional changes, isn't it time to upgrade my emotional personality?
System: It's still early to upgrade the love character, let's complete the task first! Besides, although you can sense people's subtle emotions, but the parameters are still only single digits, try to sense the parameters after two more decimal places!
Du Mu: Well, it will take some time.
Just when Du Mu was in a daze, a little fat man suddenly patted Du Mu on the shoulder.
"Big celebrity, look at the beautiful women here"
Du Mu turned around, but found that it was the cute little fat man who had drunk Coke at the Mood Cola store a few days ago.
The little fat man's eyes narrowed into a line at the moment, and he looked at Du Mu with a smile, as if he was looking at a lump of fresh meat.
"Do you see people like that?"
Du Mu glanced at him and chuckled, "I'm in a daze!" ”
"Hey, you're still in a daze at this time, I really admire you!"
After the little fat man finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone, slid his hand a few times, and put it in front of Du Mu's eyes.
Du Muhu looked suspiciously, but saw that it was a video, the name of which was "Tattoo of the Urban Management Man Striptease Dance Show When He Enforces the Law".
Looking at the madness of the city manager Li Tiantian on the video, Du Muxin said that someone had uploaded it to the Internet, and when he saw the number of clicks and reprints, he was suddenly startled.
Click 5000w, reprint 2037w.
"The Mood Coke shop is on fire!"
The little fat man smiled and said: "But it's strange, you are not photographed in this video, so the person who is on fire is a chengguan man!" ”
Du Mu took the mobile phone, pulled it down, and found that there were more than 40 million comments, many of which were poisonous.
Flipping through the latest reviews, I found that many people said that they had been to that place and found that the Mood Cola store had been closed.
"I wipe, I went, and found that the store door was closed, it couldn't be someone deliberately hyped up!"
"I also think it's, where is there such a magical coke, deceitful!"
"Grass, this chengguan man, he can dance well, could it be that he just bought a leather coat and helped the store advertise?"
"Agree to go upstairs!"
"I've just been there, and it's still closed, closed for four days in a row! Evil door! If it's hype, it's on fire now, and it's time to open the door! ”
"I see, I guess I really don't have a business license, and Coke is not worth 88 yuan at all, it's a black store that has been banned!"
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In the past few days, every time Du Mu passes by the emotional cola store, he will find that many people will stop in front of the store, and the crowd is also diverse.
There are students, teachers, all kinds of people in society, men in uniform, and even people carrying cameras.
After reading this, the fat man turned out a few popular Weibo and WeChat.
It's all about the follow-up to this matter.
There are many voices questioning law enforcement, saying that it is fake news that the public security, industry and commerce, and urban management jointly create magic cola, and the closure of the cola store is proof of this.
The official Weibo account of the industrial and commercial department also issued a statement, saying that Li Tiantian was only a temporary worker and had been suspended pending investigation.
Du Mu was stunned for a moment, feeling that the small city manager was very funny, but he was actually suspended?
No, this has to repay the favor, but because of them, their first task was completed at once.
However, you must apply for this business license first!
I inquired about the things needed to apply for a business license, and found that now the "three certificates in one" have been implemented, and the departments of industry and commerce, quality supervision, national taxation, and local taxation can be examined and approved in parallel, and one license is handled, which is much easier to do than before!
However, in any case, whether the place is rented or owned, there must be a statement, a copy or a lease contract.
When Du Mu was stunned, the system spoke.
System: Silly boy, don't worry, what you want, it's ready, in the inner room of the store!
Du Mu: What are you ready for? Business license?
System: Real Estate Registration Certificate! Business license or something, you can do it yourself! That's what you earthlings need to do, huh!
Du Mu: That's fine, I'll take care of the rest.
Just when Du Mu was in a daze, the little fat man quickly took himself and Du Mu together into the beauty camera, and posed several poss.
"Du Mu, I still have something to do, go first, you continue to be in a daze!"
The little fat man saw Du Mu in a daze again, and said with a smile: "I am Fan Er from the Department of Economics, and I have the opportunity to come to the School of Economics to visit, there are many beautiful women!" ”
After Chubby finished speaking, he walked away.
Du Mu shook his head, got up slowly, and saw that the sunlight was even more vicious, and he was ready to take advantage of the lack of people in the back street to attract attention, go to the cola store to get the real estate registration certificate, and then go to the industrial and commercial branch to apply for a business license.