After the two finished talking about hot dry noodles and fried noodles, they didn't say anything for a while, Fu Yuanhang wanted to find some topics, but the problem was that he hadn't had much contact with girls, so he didn't know what to say. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

His eyes lit up, he picked up his phone and swiped the screen, finally finding what he was looking for.

"I'll tell you a joke, Lao Wang began to lose his head when he was in his forties, so the whole person became very sensitive, and he couldn't stand being called bald. One day a tractor (bald. Bald. Bald. Bald. Bald.) Passing by Lao Wang, Lao Wang collapsed. After saying that, he laughed.

Bai Shan: "......"

Fu Yuanhang only felt that a group of crows flew in front of him, embarrassed to death, and suddenly saw a joke again, thinking about breaking the jar and breaking it: "Lao Wang committed a serious crime of smuggling, and his wife helped him find the best lawyer in the country." After some hard work, the work paid off, and Lao Wang was finally locked up for only half a month before he was pulled out and shot. ”

Bai Shan: "......"

No matter how stupid Fu Yuanhang was, he understood that Bai Shan was not interested in this kind of joke, and secretly hated himself for ruining the good atmosphere, so he pinched his arm, his strength was too great, and he grinned in pain.

Bai Shan laughed "poof", looked at Fu Yuanhang's strange appearance, and said softly: "Why can't you get along with Lao Wang, you collapsed and were shot." “

The four celebrities in the legendary joke world, Shuangshuang, Master, Xiao Ming, Lao Wang, once they became popular, it was not a joke that turned a template and put on these four, there are at least two Lao Wang in ten jokes, Fu Yuanhang said two casually, didn't he win the bid?

"That's not to blame me, the imagination of the people is rich, I'm just an audience, responsible for liking and commenting."

Bai Shan smiled again, her face under the light was particularly transparent, from Fu Yuanhang's point of view, Bai Shan seemed to be a goddess who had come into the world, exuding a light that could not be seen directly.

, so no, it's really all over the country!

Fu Yuanhang quickly came back to his senses, he couldn't show his pig brother in front of the goddess, and let the snail do it, he straightened his expression, and suddenly said with a thief's eyebrows: "Do you want to listen to Shuangshuang's joke?" ”

Bai Shan looked at his cheap appearance, and replied without thinking about it: "I don't want to!" ”

The two chatted for a while, and suddenly the system spoke: "Didi, friendly reminder to the host, your punishment roulette task is only 30 hours over, if you don't accept it, you will be punished, if you accept it and don't complete it, you will be punished, if you accept that the completion is not qualified, you will be punished......"

Damn, completely forgot about this stubble! Fu Yuanhang was startled, didn't bother to talk to Bai Shan, and hurriedly checked the punishment roulette task.

Speaking of which, he still doesn't even know what the Punishment Roulette is.

Suddenly, a few lines of words appeared in front of him, and the system explained the punishment roulette in detail, and Fu Yuanhang realized that this roulette wheel was not as simple as he imagined.

The purpose of the penalty wheel: in order to let the host enjoy life better and always maintain a healthy, positive and optimistic attitude towards life, the team carefully crafted an entertaining wheel...... Believe the host will love it.

Hey? It doesn't feel so scary, on the contrary, it is very interesting......

Introduction to the Punishment Wheel: There are a total of "Super Easy Mission", "Simple Mission", "General Mission", "Hard Mission", "Super Difficult Mission", "Purgatory Mission" six fan-shaped grids, the host rotates the wheel to select the mode, and must accept the task, if the task is not completed within the specified time, the host will be punished by the corresponding level.

…… Why does it feel that something is wrong? That's how the script is written?

Now, the penalty wheel is on, so please hurry up and spin the wheel. The host currently has only 30 hours left, and the next day at 0:00 the task is assessed for completion. Note: This roulette wheel is only for the entertainment of the host's life, in order to make the host feel the joy of life, so it does not conflict with the prestige mission.

There are only 30 hours left, why do you suddenly feel panicked? Generally speaking, if it is the protagonist of the novel, he must be lucky and will definitely draw the easiest task, right?

What do you think, I'm not the main character...... Fu Yuanhang watched the words suddenly disappear, and a black roulette wheel was in front of him, with a red circle in the middle, and the arrows were derived.

And the round roulette wheel is the same as the lottery contest of those TV shows, the grid is not equally divided, the "super easy task" occupies the largest place, the "easy task" is second, and so on, to the "purgatory mission", it is almost only the width of a finger, compared to the "super easy task" that occupies the largest amplitude, it is simply not worth mentioning.

Fu Yuanhang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, at least this roulette wheel looks very secure, he shouldn't have any spicy sorrow, and he will encounter the "purgatory mission" with the least chance, right?

After making up his mind, Fu Yuanhang's mind moved, and the black roulette wheel spun up. Unlike the lottery wheel on TV, this penalty wheel rotates counterclockwise, and its red hand rotates clockwise, so it is impossible to accurately predict where the hand can stop.

Fu Yuanhang subconsciously pinched his hands, found that his palms were sweaty, and secretly said "breath", looking at the roulette wheel without blinking.

The roulette wheel is slow, slow, you think it's going to stop, and suddenly another square passes, just when Fu Yuanhang was about to be unable to endure this torture, the roulette wheel suddenly stopped.

Fu Yuanhang looked at the position where the roulette wheel was parked, and it was ......

[I asked for a vote on the left, and I asked for a vote~]