Chapter 47: The Seven-Star Snakehead
Huang Tianshu didn't talk nonsense. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info he really caught a female toad in the green space of the community before Lao Tian (that is, Tian Jiayi's father) came. He startled me when he pulled the female toad out of her clothes. Thanks to being in my room, I didn't let my parents see it, otherwise I would have been shocked.
Huang Tianshu is the original god of the immortal family, they can't see it, but this toad is a living thing, held in Huang Tianshu's hand, in the eyes of others, it is suspended in the air, this is going to make people look at it, it must be more and more evil, the flying toad, this is an alien invasion of the earth, right?
I asked Huang Tianshu to quickly pick up this toad, this thing is disgusting, don't say it, it's good to spray the toad crisp, spray it on my floor and have to clean it up.
I asked Huang Tian what he was doing with this. Huang Tiansheng smiled and said to me, "Didn't you promise Xiao Leprosy to find him a daughter-in-law?" Wait for Lao Tian to come over, feed the yellow paper talisman to the female toad, and it's done. Not only did he find a new wife for the little leprosy, but he couldn't let his king find out the difference, the best of both worlds. ”
Hu Qingfeng teased: "You can come up with such a high idea!" ”
Huang Tian glanced at Hu Qingfeng and did not speak.
It wasn't until I had dinner that Liu Hang came back. I was curious about what Liu Hang had heard, so I hurriedly asked him.
Liu Hang frowned and said to me: "There are a lot of inquiries, but there are few useful ones. This girl's longevity is really unfinished, and she should have a catastrophe in her life, but she has the help of nobles and turns the crisis into safety. However, he lost his life for seven years. These are all written out. I asked the ghost cha why the soul can carry the ghost nature, and the ghost cha can't say. However, the monsters in the lake have been found out, and there are a total of two goblins in the lake who have recorded their cultivation and attainment, one is a toad, and the Taoist practice is less than a Jiazi. The other is a snakehead, which has just been around for more than 100 years. It's not too high! ”
"Damn, it's a snakehead!" Huang Tianshu heard this and shouted: "Fortunately, the Tao is not high. Otherwise, it's really hard to tidy up. ”
"What's wrong? Surprised! I asked Huang Tian in confusion.
Huang Tianshu said: "The snakehead is born with seven stars on its head, and it should be with the Beidou in the sky." It's a natural monster in the water.,It's quite tough.。 We all learned to meditate after we had enlightened our minds, but snakeheads were born to sit on a peg, stick their tails into the mud, and immediately enter a state of concentration. I started practicing since the time when the spiritual wisdom was not opened, do you say it is powerful? And most importantly, this cargo can be ashore......"
"Ashore?" I was taken aback: "Isn't it a fish?" Why do you have long legs? Amphibian? ”
"It wouldn't be surprising if it was like the Leper Treasure," said Huang Tianju, "It's true that the snakehead is a fish, but it can go ashore without legs." Tough enough, right? ”
"Holy. Is this still a fish? I was surprised and said to Huang Tianju: "This product is not related to the Liu family, right?" ”
Huang Tianshu shook his head and said, "Then who knows, it's not easy to mess with anyway." Let's outwit it today, don't do it, I'm a little scared when I see that thing. ”
Liu Hang smiled sadly and said to Huang Tianju: "You are so timid, how can you report the horse?" ”
Huang Tian glanced at Liu Hang and said, "If you are timid, you can do it with great ability, that snakehead really dares to do it with me." He's really not a kid, he's on with Lepro, and I'm going to take them down like they're playing! ”
Liu Hang shook his head and didn't speak. Huang Tianshu looked at Liu Hang's expression. Unconvinced, he said, "Do you think you're the only one to find out the news?" We have inquired more than you, and we are more useful than you, you came back early, and we rescued the girl when you came back a little later. Shh ”
Liu Hang looked at Huang Tian gloomily. He asked, "If you blow it up, you will go to hell when you die." ”
Huang Tianshu took out the female toad in his arms again, Liu Hang was stunned, pointed at the female toad and asked suspiciously: "This ......"
Huang Tian said to Liu Hang proudly: "What is your ghost talisman?" It's just a moment. Let our king know that it's no wonder if we don't come to trouble you! ”
"Your king?" Liu Hang looked at Huang Tianshu with a strange expression.
"Phew! Grandma's entry into the play is too deep! Huang Tian took a sip. He took the female toad into his arms again, and said to Liu Hang: "Let me tell you, Qingfeng caught that leper treasure just now, but let me send it back." ”
"It's all caught, why are you still sending it back? Aren't you afraid of hurting that little girl? Liu Hang asked puzzled.
Huang Tiansheng laughed "haha": "Now that little leper treasure is waiting for us to pass, he will automatically consciously send us that girl's piece, and ensure that it is fresh and breathing." ”
Liu Hang nodded, and said to Huang Tianju: "I underestimated you, I knew that you would be able to find out about this matter, so I would have gone to the underworld without bothering." I'm still tight. So tonight...... I'm not going to go. ”
"Will that work?" Huang Tianshu shouted: "Your next job, you want our brothers to help you do it, you think it's beautiful." Absolutely not, besides, you have to use your own ghost talisman, I don't understand. It's just a stand-in, why do you have so much trouble cultivating. ”
"What do you know," Liu Hangyin said with a smile: "If it's an ordinary stand-in, can you still use our big seal?" As long as my talisman is not broken, the yin and yang qi will continue to circulate. I'll cast an illusion on it then, not to mention the toad, even if the snakehead comes in person, they won't be able to see the flaw, unless they want to break the girl's body, then they can't hide it. ”
I said that Liu Hang asked such a perverted question in the morning, and I was embarrassed to inquire about it.
Shortly after eight o'clock, my doorbell rang. My mom said strangely, "Who could this be?" ”
I hurriedly shouted in the house: "Eighty percent are looking for me to watch things." ”
My mom said "oh", picked up the microphone and asked, then pressed the door of the downstairs unit and said to me, "How do you know I'm looking for you?" You're right! ”
I changed my clothes and came out, pointed to the hundred yuan under the incense burner, and said to my mother, "I've been here in the morning, and I'll go out in the evening to do something for him." ”
My mother frowned and said worriedly, "Where are you going this big night?" What's going on? Why did you come back? ”
"I guess it's not going to be soon," I told my mother, "it's not far, it's just a bit of a stretch, and it takes a little time." You don't have to worry, when I go out, the fairy family will follow, and nothing will happen! ”
My mother sighed and muttered to herself, "I didn't see who you learned this thing from, why did you know everything when you first came out?" ”
I smiled helplessly, in fact, there are different routines for going out to see a doctor. The master will teach some when he is in the church, but out of the old rule of the church disciples starving the master, he will not give them all his money. There are also many of them are actually related to the two gods, and the two gods lead the immortals to do things, and if they want to cooperate well, they must explain in advance how and how to come. So generally speaking, the master of the two gods knows more, which is equivalent to the two gods are the ones who shoot targets, the great gods are guns, and the immortals are bullets. Where to hit is actually two gods. But all three of them are indispensable. No one can use guns and bullets, and it is useless to have people and bullets without guns.
However, this is all an old rule, and it is still being used, but now it is becoming popular again that the immortal family is a master and teaches his skills to his younger brother. This used to be there, but it was rare, because the fairy family at that time did not communicate with the younger brother like now, like a family, and the younger brother also had resistance to the immortal family at that time, and he was in awe and awe. The immortal family is the same with his younger brother, he loves and hates it. So it doesn't fit in time. Now that the times have progressed, the minds of the immortal family and the younger brother have also been liberated, so this way of teaching the disciples of the immortal family has become popular again, the advantage of this is that there is no need to trouble the two gods, and the disadvantage is that a master has an order, and the method of dealing with the same thing may be different for each immortal family. Therefore, Huang Tianshu didn't need the talisman drawn by Liu Hang, because they practiced their own before they established the hall, and there would not be a fixed routine for these immortals to practice, and there was no fixed system for this thing. Moreover, these skills taught by the immortal family are inseparable from them at all, and if they leave, they will really become ghosts, and they will not be used properly.
Lao Tian came up quickly, and he ran with bumps. My mother was startled when she opened the door, and Lao Tian held on to the door frame with his hand and panted. I saw Lao Tian's anxious appearance, and I had an indescribable feeling in my heart. I couldn't bear to make a joke about him, and asked him if he wanted to come in and rest. Lao Tian waved his hand at me and asked me, "Master, have you eaten?" If you don't eat, go out and have a bite to eat, I'll have a treat. Go all of them. "Saying that, I'm going to invite my mother. My mom quickly said that she had eaten it.
I waved my hand at Lao Tian and said to him, "You're welcome, you just came over early." Let's hurry up, things are progressing a little, don't wait for nine o'clock in the evening, let's go now, so as not to have too many dreams at night. Don't waste time. ”
What I said was exactly what Lao Tian wanted, and he almost jumped up with joy.
I lined up incense at the entrance of the hall and muttered a few words, and a team of Liu family came out of the hall camp to follow me, this is just in case, because I am also afraid of the snakehead that Huang Tiansheng said, and it can go ashore and go into the water, if Huang Tianshu and their brothers plus an old ghost Liu Hang, if the snakehead bites me, they can't chase it.
There was an Iveco modified ambulance parked downstairs, and I really didn't expect Lao Tian to be quite well prepared. The driver really followed Liu Hang's orders, a short and fat and swarthy driver, with a meaty face, where to find it.
I don't know what the relationship between the driver and Lao Tian is, I didn't dare to talk much after getting in the car, for fear of letting the driver know that we were going to fish for water ghosts, and then scare him away. Lao Tian wanted to turn back and talk to me several times, but he couldn't help it. I saw that he was really uncomfortable, so I had to comfort him: "Lao Tian, don't worry! ”
Lao Tian nodded vigorously and said viciously: "I'm not worried, nothing is wrong!" Everything will go well! Right, Master? (To be continued.) )