Chapter 424: That Magical Crutch
Sometimes, it seems to be a casual thing, but it contains a huge, unbelievable energy, if Li Zhiming had not told Jiang Kai about this in person, Jiang Kai would not have believed it until he died, an ordinary crutch would have deduced such an incredible story......
After the supernatural incident in the hot pot restaurant, Li Zhiming was particularly interested in Jiang Kai's department, he had no volunteer to work in the psychological assistance department, and had been "instigating" Professor Ai Shijiao to pull him into the team of "Psychological Crisis Intervention Department II". Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Jiang Kai and Professor Ai Shijiao attended, during the tea, Li Zhiming once again mentioned to Professor Ai Shijiao that he wanted to join the second department of psychological crisis intervention, this time, Li Zhiming's words of begging, all of them said to Professor Ai Shijiao's heart, what psychological crisis intervention department II "people are not prosperous", and they need a inheritor of the supernatural theory...... After listening to these words, Professor Ai Shijiao said to Jiang Kai: "Xiao Jiang, please come out for tea, Li Zhiming said these words are all taught by you, right?" ”
Jiang Kaimo was silent, just blindly drinking tea to relieve the embarrassment......
Professor Ai Shijiao turned around and said truthfully to Li Zhiming: "Comrade Xiao Li, you can make an appointment for tea today, to be honest, I am indeed extremely surprised, how can I say it?" If you ask me out for dinner or travel, I don't have any interest, I love to deal with Tieguanyin, Jin Junmei, and Pu'er in my life. What you just said, I also heard very well. The second department of psychological crisis intervention is indeed not prosperous. Especially since the sacrifice of Zhongli Zhixian and Xie Jinyan. The entire department has never been hired again. But I am short of manpower here, but I still have requirements, Comrade Xiao Li, can you ask Xiao Jiang why they entered the second psychological crisis intervention department? ”
Li Zhiming looked at Jiang Kai, Jiang Kai took a sip of tea and said, "It's because I have had the experience of seeing ghosts." ”
Professor Ashframe added: "If everyone enters the second psychological crisis intervention department, the first condition is to have the experience of seeing ghosts, and believe that there are ghosts in this world, so can they talk about whether they can join the company. ”
Li Zhiming listened. Said excitedly: "Ah...... Coincidentally, I'll tell you the truth, I happened to encounter such a hellish thing. ”
"Is there one? How did I not know? As the eye of the sky, Professor Axier said with a slight smile:
"Don't disbelieve it, I have evidence for this, it's a matter of one of my relatives, don't worry, everything I said is true, you can confirm it, but if there is an exaggeration or untruth, you can never admit me!" Li Zhiming patted his chest and said:
"Let's hear it first......" Professor Ashframe leaned back in his chair calmly. While sipping tea, he said:
(The following are all Li Zhiming's personal descriptions, and the first person is called Li Zhiming.) )
I have an uncle. Because I didn't pay attention when I was young, when I was old, I needed to travel with crutches, but I didn't know what happened to my uncle, and I always thought that the crutches prepared by my family for him were not suitable, either too thin, too thick, not too tall, or too short...... Family, relatives, and friends don't know how many crutches have been given to him, but he can't look down on any of them, and those with a better fate will stay for two or three days, and those with a bad fate will be thrown aside as soon as they get their hands. The family also felt very embarrassed, but because of his seniority, no one dared to complain in front of him......
Until one day, my uncle woke up early in the morning, pushed his wife around him, and said very excitedly: "Hurry up and walk a kilometer north, there are crutches I need." My wife was surprised, this crutch still has such a "predetermined" method? Although I was unwilling, I couldn't resist my uncle's repeated urging, so I could only let my son and daughter-in-law drive an electric car up a kilometer north to see what the situation was......
My uncle's son and daughter-in-law drove an electric car, according to my uncle's instructions, drove a kilometer north, yes, that place is really angry, no one sells crutches, even if it is still a temporary garbage dump, on a hot day, the garbage and swill in the garbage dump are exposed to the sun, and the stench is sprinkled, my uncle's daughter-in-law complained directly, and said to my uncle's son: "I have never seen your father so picky, for a crutch, everyone is a soldier, and you can really believe your father's words, Ran here on a hot day, and said that he had the crutches he wanted? ”
My uncle's son is a dutiful son, and although he feels that what his father said is not reliable, how can he say it? It was a matter of course to obey my father's words, and after waiting for a while, I finally said to my uncle's daughter-in-law, "Okay...... We did our best, and there were really no crutches, so let's go back and talk to the old man! ”
Just when the two were about to turn around and leave, they suddenly saw a middle-aged woman covering her mouth and nose, hurriedly came to the garbage dump with a bag of garbage, and threw the garbage in her hand, only to see that in the garbage, there was such a bamboo pole, a bit like a cane, the uncle's son hesitated slightly, and finally got the car right, came to the garbage dump, and picked up the bamboo pole, this move was seen by the middle-aged woman who threw the garbage, shook her head directly, covered her nose and said: "I can't think of anyone else wanting such a thing?" The middle-aged woman left in a hurry, while my uncle's daughter-in-law complained directly beside her: "Oh, son's father, what are you doing here?" This is a bamboo pole thrown away by others, why are you going to pick it up? Look at the black oil stains on the bamboo pole, you will still pick it up? My uncle's son said disapprovingly: "My father inexplicably said that there is a suitable crutch for him, there must be a certain coincidence in it, this bamboo pole is what we have seen so far, the most like a crutch, we pick it up and go back to my father to have an explanation, if you don't pick it up, tell him, he started a temper and said that this bamboo pole is, is it possible that we have to run back?" My uncle's daughter-in-law felt that this was also reasonable, so they stopped arguing, and the two of them took the oily bamboo pole and drove back in an electric car......
Back home. My uncle's daughter-in-law was also well-intentioned. In the courtyard, I was going to clean the bamboo pole before handing it over to my uncle. Half of the washing, my uncle was helped to the courtyard by his wife, saw the scene of cleaning, excitedly shouted: "Stop, stop......" My uncle's daughter-in-law saw my uncle's excitement, and quickly stopped cleaning the bamboo poles, and stepped forward to ask what was wrong? My uncle asked, "Did you bring the bamboo pole back from a kilometer to the north?" ”
"Yes! Didn't your son come into your house and tell you? I think it's dirty, so I'll clean it first, and then I'll clean it. I'll send it to you and see if it's the crutch you wanted! My uncle's daughter-in-law said:
"Yes...... Yes......" My uncle said excitedly, "I just want this crutch, who asked you to clean it for me?" ”
As soon as my uncle said this, my uncle's daughter-in-law was a little unhappy, and she began to scold her mother directly in her heart, and finally endured her temperament and said, "Dad...... This bamboo pole was thrown into the garbage dump, and it was covered with greasy stains accumulated over time, and it was very dirty, so I didn't clean it for you to use again! ”
"Hey...... The loser's stuff ...... "My uncle kept complaining and snatched the bamboo pole from his daughter-in-law's hand. He muttered: "It's a good thing, but it's ruined by half." I don't know if this can be passed on! ”
For this unprovoked "blame", of course my uncle's daughter-in-law was not happy, and hid in the room aggrieved and cried, no matter how my uncle's son persuaded him, he couldn't persuade him, and this matter was also in a uproar at home, all relatives, including me, felt that my uncle had done too much, but my uncle was a straight temper, admitting death, and in the face of the "criticism and education" of relatives, he said a sentence alive: "You know a fart, and when you can understand me in the future, you can only come to my grave and cry!" "Everyone saw that my uncle was "unrepentant", so they could only helplessly do the ideological work of my uncle and daughter-in-law, let him think about it a little, and not hurt his body because of my uncle's "nonsense......
My uncle has been very excited since he had the main crutch, and I have to say that the bamboo cane does have a "mysterious" power, and my uncle is holding the cane of the bamboo pole, and his legs and feet are neat and tidy, although ...... Although the neighbors saw my uncle on a bamboo pole and a cane, they all felt that it was inappropriate, and they questioned my uncle's son, saying that my uncle's son was not filial enough, and prepared such a bamboo pole and crutch for his old man, which is no different from a beggar!
My uncle's family feels shameless, isn't your old man too thin, too thick, too tall and too short, not commensurate? That's okay, we are juniors, just customize one with Nanmu according to the bamboo pole in your hand, the thickness, height and height are exactly the same as the bamboo pole, this is always okay, right? As a result, my uncle still didn't like it, he liked the bamboo pole and crutch, and every time he went out to use it, he always muttered: "You don't understand now, but after a hundred years, you will understand!" ”
This went on for two years, and by the third year, my uncle was getting worse and worse, and he was lying in bed, unable to bear the disease......
Here, I need to explain one thing, that is, my uncle has two sons, the son just mentioned above is the eldest son, and he is also a big filial son, who has been raising the elderly, occasionally complaining, but has never disobeyed his father's will, and has a younger son, who is a typical ignorant type, more selfish, almost ignoring, and the daughter-in-law he married is also a good person, calculating, and likes to take advantage of small advantages, no, my uncle is seriously ill, and they who have never come to visit my uncle on weekdays are serious, Xiaoxin slowly came to visit his father with all kinds of supplements. Perhaps the old man is born to like to be small, my uncle saw his youngest son and daughter-in-law come to visit him, it was very excited, and he came to the spirit for a while, holding their hands and chatting with the family for a short time. To tell the truth, at that time, our relatives really couldn't get used to my uncle's way of life, who is the best and most filial to you on weekdays, everyone sees it clearly, although the eldest son and eldest daughter-in-law are not very good at talking, sometimes because of straight words, words hurt my uncle, but people's kind of three meals a day to serve, sick bedside waiting, what you want to buy filial piety is in everyone's eyes, but my uncle, just don't eat this set, but to his little son, little daughter-in-law's sweet words are particularly "eat", Many people say that this is the case. is also the old man who is used to seeing his eldest son and eldest daughter-in-law. They live together on weekdays. It is inevitable that there is some momentum in life, and if you say a little bit of fashion, it is aesthetic fatigue. And the youngest son and daughter-in-law are not by their side on weekdays, and they miss it more, and when they suddenly came, they took the younger son's hand, and there were endless words and endless love. Until my uncle died. When distributing the family property, this dead man's feelings become more and more obvious......
My uncle has a very set of real estate, some savings, that day to make a will, the two sons and their own wife pulled down to their bedside, the little daughter-in-law heard that did not call herself, very excited, repeatedly asked herself to participate, my uncle can't resist, so he agreed to let the little daughter-in-law also go to his bedside to listen to the will, but the honest eldest daughter-in-law. Stand outside the house, waiting for the news......
The little daughter-in-law is also sharp-mouthed and sharp-toothed. After arriving in the room, he directly burst of ecstasy, spitting bitter water and said: "Dad, you also know that it is not easy for me to live with Yaowei (the name of my uncle's youngest son), your grandson Zongting (the name of my uncle's youngest son's son) is taking the university entrance examination again this year, and the cost of going to school right away is not ready yet, Yaowei is not in good health, and has been doing odd jobs outside (in fact, the unit is not profitable, retreating inside, holding the subsistence allowance and not thinking of making progress, and rubbing mahjong outside every day. Income is also sluggish, so what do we do as a couple? ”
Facing the little daughter-in-law who was pouring bitter water, my uncle nodded frequently and said, "Yes...... Yes...... Yaowei has been weak since he was a child, I know that life is not easy, Zongting, this child, is very well-behaved, it is the material for studying, he must be provided for college, the money for college, my grandfather will come to ......" My uncle's little daughter-in-law heard such words, and her heart was a lot more determined, and then she struck while the iron was hot and said: "Dad, this is the money you gave your grandson to prepare for school, and it is not the same thing as dividing the family property, right?" ”
This is too naked, even my uncle's youngest son can't listen to it, and he clicked on his daughter-in-law on the side, signaling not to say this kind of nonsense, what's the matter, although this is not flattering, but my uncle can listen to it, I saw my uncle replied again and again: "Don't worry, the grandson is the grandson's, the son is the son's, and I have a scale as a father and a grandfather." Don't say more, I've already set the standard here. Yaowei is weak, and he is laid off at home, life is really not easy, and soon Zongting is going to take the university entrance examination again, and the tuition fee is an urgent delay, so let's do it, I have a five-year deposit certificate, which is 50,000 yuan, which will expire next year, this is even the school fee for Zongting, Yaobang (my uncle's eldest son), you are a daughter, you were admitted to university last year, you are already in work-study, you can make money, and your unit efficiency is also good, your granddaughter's tuition should not worry, the 50,000 yuan deposit certificate to Zongting, you should have no opinion, right? ”
My uncle's eldest son was honest, and when he saw that his father said so, he could only nod his head......
"My mother and I both have retirement salaries, Yaowei is frail, and he doesn't have time to take care of it, so the burden of taking care of your mother is on the boss Yaobang, I have discussed it with your mother, my mother's salary card will belong to Yaobang, my salary card will belong to Yaowei, there should be more than 30,000 yuan in it, and the pension I will receive after my death will be arranged for me to use in vain, there should be no problem with this, right?" My uncle's bus agent:
As soon as my uncle's eldest son heard his father's white story, he cried bitterly, but my uncle's youngest son said with some dissatisfaction: "After all, my mother's salary card will still have a pension on the card every month, and this distribution is a bit unfair!" ”
My uncle was confused and said: "Well, this also makes sense, so let's do it, Yaobang, my father made a decision, my mother's retirement salary can support the two of us, I'm gone, and half of it won't be needed, so let's give half of your mother's retirement salary to Yaowei every month, is it okay?" ”
My uncle's eldest son hesitated for a moment and didn't speak immediately, but the uncle's little daughter-in-law began to "hum" and said: "What about some people, they just love to take advantage, how much can it cost to raise an old man?" The old man doesn't eat much, and he can't eat anything good, just three simple meals a day, a month, four or five hundred yuan is enough, and the mother's retirement salary is more than 2,000, right? Divide our half, and you still have to earn! ”
Saying this can't be regarded as human words, even my uncle, who rarely asks about family affairs on weekdays, can't stand it anymore, so she said over there: "Since it's so simple to raise an old man, then Cheng, I'll go to your house." ”
When the little daughter-in-law heard this, she immediately jumped up and said very reluctantly: "Dad just said, Yaowei's body is weak, and he can't take care of it himself, how can he have the spare strength to take care of you......"
"Alright...... All right...... I'm not dead yet, and you're fighting like this? Let's listen to Yaobang's opinion first! He hasn't spoken yet! My uncle, lying on the bed, interrupted with some anger:
My uncle's eldest son saw that his father was angry, and hurriedly said, "I just listen to my father's arrangement." (To be continued.) )