Chapter 4: The Song of the Pig is born
What the!
The teacup in the fat uncle's hand fell down with a pop, and the bald man was no better, his mouth was wide open, with a shocked expression on his face, look at Li Tongtong, and then look at Li Wendong, what kind of grudge is there between the two! Improvisation of a song, you are the king of heaven Jay Chou as a mediocre-looking intern!
The man with glasses looked playful, and he was worried that Li Tongtong would look at Li Wendong differently, but he didn't expect a bigger problem to arise in the blink of an eye. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Although the middle-aged woman felt incredible, the other interviewers were silent and acquiesced to Li Tongtong's exam questions.
Stinky three-eight! Dead three-eight! White-eyed wolf! Bite the hand that feeds one! Li Wendong felt that the countless words that popped up in his heart were not enough to describe Li Tongtong's ruthlessness, paralysis, and not repaying the favor, just because Lao Tzu knew about your ugly things, you have to suffer such injustice, why? Why do you despise and make things difficult for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu only wants a fairness, is it so difficult!
The fat uncle couldn't bear it, and added: "Xiao Li, I can't apply for other positions as a broadcast host, and we still lack a telephone editor ......"
"There's already someone on the phone, if it doesn't work, call the next one!" Li Tongtong is still cold, with an attitude that if you can't do it, you will leave.
made Li Wendong indignant and deeply stabbed his self-esteem, isn't it just a song, Lao Tzu sings it and scares you to death!
The fat uncle sighed and shook his head slightly.
"Good!" Li Wendong sneered in his heart, slowly closed his eyes, and had to brew his emotions before singing.
Li Tongtong saw Li Wendong standing still, frowned and said, "Why don't you leave?" ”
Li Wendong opened his eyes, and the melody of "Song of the Pig" lingered in his heart.
Pig! You have two holes in your nose!
When you have a cold, you still have a snot cow cow
Pig, you have dark eyes
I can't see the edge when I look at it
Pig your ears are so big
I can't hear me scolding you for being stupid
Pig, your tail is curly and curly
It turns out that running and jumping are inseparable from it
Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail
A good doll who has never been a picky eater
Sleep until three strokes in the sun every day
Never brush your teeth and never fight
Pig, your belly is so bulging
At first glance, you can tell that you can't stand the suffering of life
Pig, your skin is so white
In his previous life, he must have invested in a rich and noble family
Legend has it that your ancestors had an eight-nail rake
The fortune teller said that he hit the peach blossom
When I see a beautiful girl, I giggle
No blushing, no fear
Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail
A good doll who has never been a picky eater
Sleep until three strokes in the sun every day
Never brush your teeth and never fight
Legend has it that your ancestors had an eight-nail rake
The fortune teller said that he hit the peach blossom
When I see a beautiful girl, I giggle
No blushing, no fear
……
After singing a song, it was very quiet, and the interviewer was stunned, it was really sung, and it was so good, did they really find a genius!
The bald man's eyes widened, he was the only one of the five who was a professional, and he instantly heard the true value of this song, singing from a non-professional mouth is better than the current pop songs, this is simply a miracle, if it is professionally polished, it is difficult to think about this song without popularity!
The man with glasses looked around Li Tongtong, secretly clenched his fists, and looked at Li Wendong with hostile eyes.
Li Tongtong was stupid, and after coming back to his senses, he didn't know what to feel in his heart, and couldn't help asking, "You sang this song?" ”
Li Wendong raised his head and replied disdainfully, Lao Tzu sings you, little pig.
Li Tongtong felt strange in her heart, but she didn't hear Li Wendong's sarcasm, on the one hand, she was confident in her appearance and had never been associated with pigs, on the other hand, this song was so good, she didn't react until she finished singing, and she felt a little ashamed, such an excellent talent, she almost missed it because of her selfishness.
"Minister Li, this song is absolutely original, that Li ...... Xiao Li, what's the name of this song. The bald man couldn't remember Li Wendong's name for a while, so he simply called him Xiao Li.
"Song of the Pig!"
"What a pig song!" The bald man praised it, and now he really wants to get the copyright of this song.
The middle-aged woman sighed: "Such a beautiful song can become popular even if it is uploaded on the Internet." ”
Li Tongtong's cheeks were slightly red, she was silent, pretending to be pensive, and she had already admitted Li Wendong in her heart, but she was embarrassed to say this.
The man with the eyes said lightly: "You go back and wait for news." ”
Coming out of the interview room, the eyes of the people outside were red, and it was over in the first few minutes, and Li Wendong entered more than half an hour, thinking about it, he knew the result, under the envious eyes of everyone, Li Wendong walked through the corridor gracefully, and the yellow-haired man who was interviewed next was the person who complimented Brother Lin just now, and before Li Wendong left the corridor, he walked out dejectedly.
Leaving the radio broadcasting building, Li Wendong called home for the first time to report the good news, the little sister said that the mother couldn't sleep for a few days because of his internship, and lingered for a long time with the mobile phone, and finally mustered up the courage to press the landline number at home, after the mobile phone beeped, Li Wendong was still thinking, I don't know if the little sister answered the phone, or the mother answered the phone, the mother used to be a housewife, no work experience, after the father's accident, he could only go to the street stall to sell vegetables to make money, by the way, there is a younger sister in the third year of junior high school at home, not biological, The orphan that his mother picked up when she set up a stall, Li Wendong still remembers when her sister first came, hiding in the corner of the sofa, not daring to do anything, and her pitiful eyes.
"Hey!"
It was the little sister who answered the phone, and Li Wendong paused before asking, "Is it me, is my mother at home?" ”
"Who are you?"
"It's itchy skin, can't you even hear my voice!" Li Wendong couldn't help but bluff, if his sister was in front of him, maybe he could really slap her ass twice.
"Brother!" The little sister screamed in surprise, giggled, and said coquettishly: "Why has your voice changed, people didn't hear it!" ”
"Is there one?" Li Wendong was slightly surprised, he really didn't pay attention to these.
"Hehe, my brother used to speak softly, but now it's so hard!"
"you!" Li Wendong's face was hot, and he was actually teased by his little sister, "Look at how shy you used to be, why are you so bold now and have a boyfriend at school." ”
"No, people only do this to my brother!"
"Alright, is Mom at home?"
The little sister said absentmindedly: "Yes, I'm cooking in the kitchen!" ”
Li Wendong urged: "Hurry up and call my mother to answer the phone!" ”
The little sister said angrily: "Bad brother, everyone is going to take the high school entrance examination, and you don't care!" ”
"Take the test well, strive to be admitted to the county senior high school, okay, hurry up!"
The little sister called her mother to answer the phone on the other side of the phone, Li Wendong breathed a long sigh of relief, now he is the Li Wendong of this world, a filial son!
"Xiaodong!"
"Xiaodong!"
On the phone, the mother called her son, and Li Wendong's eyes immediately moistened.
"Mom! I got a job! ”
"Well, our Xiaodong is the best!"
"It's the announcer."
"Xiaodong, there must be a shortage of money for work, you wait for your mother to think of a way......"
"Mom! Don't mention the money, take care of your body, don't work so hard to make money, I got a job, and I will be responsible for all the expenses of the family in the future, so I will hang up first. Li Wendong hung up the phone, his nose sour.
I hung up the phone, and the phone rang again, it was my sister calling.
"Hello?"
"Brother, I don't want to go to school anymore!"
"What nonsense are you talking about, you're only in your third year of junior high school?"
"But I don't want to see my mother get tired, get up early every day and set up a stall at night, and be bullied."
My sister was very sad, Li Wendong took a deep breath, and said: "It's right that my mother doesn't set up a stall, but it's definitely not okay if you don't go to school, my brother has found a job now, and I will be responsible for the family's expenses in the future, you take care of your mother at home, you know no!" ”
"But brother, our family is very poor, my mother's stall has to charge an additional 3,000 yuan tax, and each student in the college entrance examination has to pay 2,000, and the family has no money at all."
"I said, you don't have to worry about this! I'll send the money back in a few days! ”
"Brother, I'm really useless."
"Silly sister, how old are you!" Li Wendong remembered the days when the three of them lived together, as if it was a dream, and he had accepted this family in his heart: "We will be Li Wendong in the future!" ”