Have you really ever thought about being on the road with your uncle all the time? With a sneer, Tang Seng waved his hand with a hippie smile: "Oh, oops, why do you care about so many details?" In life, isn't the picture just to be happy? If you care about everything like Manhua said, life will be very uncomfortable. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"You're comfortable, but this palace doesn't feel happy at all."

"That can only be said, Manhua, you still can't let go...... Yiren, why are you going? ”

Ignoring Sha Manhua's angry eyes, Tang Seng shouted to the Yiren who was holding a purple gold bowl and wanted to leave.

"Aren't you thirsty, beloved, Iren will go and fetch water for you."

Yiren smiled and waved the purple gold bowl in his hand, and looking at her gentle and watery smiling face, Tang Seng couldn't help but spare his head.

"That's right...... Haha, just now I was just joking with Wukong and them, Yiren, don't bother. ”

"Is that so......"

glanced at Tang Seng a few times suspiciously, seeing that he didn't seem to be joking, Yiren thought about it and sat back with a smile.

looked at Yiren, then at Sun Wukong, Zhu Lengyou, Sha Manhua, and finally fell on Tang Seng, and repeated this several times, Feng Wu'er blinked.

"Suddenly, I found that Tang Seng, your attitude towards the Yiren is completely different from that towards Leng You. I've known you for so long, and I haven't seen you say a few words about Yi's popularity, what, do you treat them differently? ”

"What's the difference, they're all uncle's apprentices, what's there to treat differently."

"Tsk, it's not convincing at all."

"Where do you get all this nonsense?"

Feng Wu'er, who was looking at herself with suspicion, rolled her eyes, and Tang Seng said angrily.

"If they are all gentle and obedient like the Yiren, hard-working, and do whatever they are told, they can rush to help me share their worries without commanding, and the uncle will be too lazy to be chased and beaten by dead monkeys all day long."

Tang Seng has no masochistic tendencies, although he looks very bad and has a very bad personality, but if he is really that kind of person, how can Sun Wukong and them still follow him to the west to learn scriptures!

And what Tang Seng hates the most is trouble, okay? If it weren't for Sun Wukong, who didn't let him worry, the two of them were hippie and smiling all day long, noisy and noisy, but in fact, there was a big hatred in their hearts that had not been released; A learning experience as an outing, looking leisurely, everything is indifferent, but the origin is strange, the words always inadvertently reveal pessimism, no hope for the future, he is full of food and support to provoke them all day long, let them chase and beat!

- Although sometimes he is really full and has nothing to do!

As for why Tang Seng is almost not angry with the Yi people, isn't that very simple? Because the Yiren don't have the Monkey King, their problems!

Gentle as water, hard-working, although there are some unbearable pasts, but since joining the scripture learning team, Tang Seng has never seen Yiren fall into the past grievances. is happy and smiling all day long, even if she is occasionally unhappy and cold-faced Tang Seng, it is also caused by Tang Seng and he made her worry too much. Of course, what is more important is that she is almost obedient to Tang Seng, saying what to do, not fighting back, scolding or not returning the mouth - such a Yiren, don't say that it is useless to be angry, it is useful, and Tang Seng will not be able to deliberately anger her, and then let her blow up!

"Just try to talk about it, try to make excuses for your badness. Obviously, Manhua is similar to the Yiren, but what is the result? Hum. ”

glanced at Tang Seng with the gaze of "the old lady has already seen through you", and Feng Wu'er twisted her face arrogantly. Tang Seng was taken aback.

"Manhua is the same as the Yiren!? Just the tigress who calls the uncle's face with a book all day long, and steps on people at every turn......"

"Huh!?"

"Ahem, the weather is nice today, haha, not bad."

A syllable was hummed in his nasal cavity, and Sha Manhua's cold gaze fell on Tang Seng. Forced by Sha Manhua's cold gaze, the witty Tang Seng swallowed back the big truths that would definitely be beaten if he said them, and then pretended to be stupid with a dry smile.

"The weather is good, master, what are you doing on the ground? Silly? ”

Sun Wukong seized the opportunity and despised Tang Seng fiercely. Tang Seng was annoyed and angry.

"Where do you get so much nonsense, do you want to eat tin rods!?"

"I don't want to!"

"Humph!"

Glaring viciously, Sun Wukong, who replied quickly and smiling, glanced at it, Tang Seng put on the hat hanging behind him, and then beckoned the group to continue on their way.

……

That night, the clouds were thick, and the moon was hidden and the stars were hidden.

Lying on the ground covered with a robe, with his right hand on his forehead, Zhu Lengyou was really depressed looking at the gloomy night sky.

"What, it's been three days, why is the night still so bad, not to mention the moon, you can't even see a star?"

"Isn't it just that you can't see the moon and stars, why do you keep chattering crookedly? This is the third time since then. ”

"Shut up! You rude stinky monkey, how many times have you said it to the concubine, don't call the concubine that bad name! ”

Turning his head sideways at Sun Wukong, who was lying beside him and in the same position as himself, he glared angrily, and Zhu Lengyou immediately turned into a frosted eggplant and fell down. Rolling over, with her arms under her chin, she muttered depressedly,

"It's a full moon tonight, bastard. The moon on the fifteenth was sixteen round, yesterday on the fifteenth, today on the sixteenth, and there was no full moon for two days...... Damn it! Wouldn't it be possible to wait another thirty days or more for the full moon again? ”

"Huh!? Wait another 30 days, why is there a longer option? ”

"Stupid question, hmph, if the next full moon is still this night, won't it have to wait longer?"

glanced at Feng Wu'er with contempt and curiosity, and Zhu Lengyou pouted and continued to lament.

That's a good answer...... Tsk, should I say that you think really far? ”

Smacking her lips, she didn't mind Zhu Leng's rude words, Feng Wu'er turned her head to look at Tang Seng who was fiddling with a humanoid puppet by the bonfire on the side. Critically glanced at the delicate human form in Tang Seng's hand but did not hide its shabby feeling, she said very politely.

"Hey, I've been asking for a long time, where did you get this human figure from? It's all like that, and what do you keep doing? ”

"Yes, this humanoid looks so old, why do you keep it, my lover? And...... Well, when did you get it, my beloved, when I was packing my luggage, the Yiren didn't even notice it. ”

Glancing at the Yiren who was provoked to look at him with curiosity, Tang Seng's slender five fingers on his right hand waved, and his pity fell on the figure floating in front of him.

The flames dispelled the darkness, and the humanoid suspended in mid-air was dreamy.

Tang Seng said: "This child was picked up in the forest for the teacher, and he is a very poor child. ”

"Pathetic? Love, do you mean it's pitiful to be abandoned? ”

Yiren didn't understand what he meant, and Sun Wukong pouted disdainfully.

"I used to eat half of the fruit and lose half of it, and if I was lost, I would be pitiful, so wouldn't all those fruits become pitiful worms?"

"Shame on the food-wasting guy!"

Zhu Lengyou cherishes food the most, and immediately issued an indignant accusation against Sun Wukong. stuck out his tongue at Zhu Lengyou, Sun Wukong turned his head arrogantly, and didn't pay much attention to her. Zhu Lengyou was furious, decisively turned over and got up from the ground, and then questioned Sun Wukong on the grounds that wasting food was shameful.

"The teacher said that this child is pitiful, not because he was abandoned, but because he ...... Forget it, this matter is a bit complicated, so I won't waste my lips and tongues as a teacher. You just need to know that the child's owner has not abandoned it. ”

I wanted to say something, but I inadvertently saw Zhu Lengyou glaring at Sun Wukong, and then complaining crookedly about her performance, Tang Seng was in no mood to say any story, and sighed and brought this matter over.

Her curiosity was about to be satisfied, but she was interrupted by two guys who didn't look at the atmosphere, and Feng Wu'er suddenly glared at them.

"Hey! Can you two have some eyesight?! Didn't you see that the old lady was asking Tang Seng what he said? Every time something happens, I come to make trouble, believe it or not, the old lady will give you a fork directly to shut you up!? ”

“…… Hey? The concubine has no eyesight, is there something wrong with you, the one-eyed girl? Isn't the most eyeless of us the most eye-catching and troublemaker the stinky monk next to him? would actually say that the concubine has no eyesight and loves to make trouble, but in fact, you are the one who has no eyesight, right? ”

"It's drip, it's drip, that bastard master didn't say it, but instead said that mine was not, Feng Wu'er, you are missing an eye, so is it causing your eyesight to deteriorate?"

Sun Wukong is the Monkey King, and Zhu Lengyou is Marshal Tianpeng - although they are all outdated, they can't change their arrogant temperament, and they are taught by Tang Seng on weekdays. Wind Dance? It's strange that they can endure it!

So when they glanced at each other, Sun Wukong and Zhu Lengyou, who were still arguing just now, tacitly turned outward, criticized Feng Wu'er, and ridiculed loudly.

Feng Wu'er was immediately furious, and she almost jumped up from the ground in anger.

"Dare to say that the old lady has one eye, believe it or not, the old lady untied the sealing bundle and exposed that eye to scare you to death!?"

"It's not that I haven't seen it, the eyes of the fire, my grandson's two eyes are fine."

"Although I haven't seen it, I dare to say that I want to scare the concubine to death, one-eyed you are really arrogant~"

was jointly ridiculed again, Feng Wu'er became even more popular, and she instantly forgot what she wanted to do when she was angry, and quarreled loudly with the two.

Looking at the three people who were noisy and almost didn't fight, Yiren couldn't help but sigh.

"I don't know if it's good or bad."

Who let someone take a bad head?

Sensing Shamanhua's gaze, Yiren was stunned, and looked sideways at her, unable to accurately understand the meaning of her eyes, but the general meaning of Yiren was understood.

"Indeed, it is completely undeniable."

Sighing even more helplessly, Yiren didn't pay attention to the three people who were making noise next to him, pointed to the humanoid suspended in mid-air, and continued to ask Tang Seng with humanoid questions.

"My beloved, you just told me where it came from, and you didn't say why you took it with you."

"Want to know?"

"Hmm."

"I won't tell you because of the teacher."

“……”

looked at Yiren in embarrassment, with a look of "You tease me?" Tang Seng couldn't help but let out a hearty laugh.

"Haha, it's rare to see Yiren with such an expression, it's really cute."

"Beloved!"

Originally, I wanted to talk a few more nonsense to tease Yiren, but in the end, I couldn't resist her coquettish gaze, so Tang Seng had no choice but to raise his hand and surrender.

"Okay, I say, I say."

Tang Seng's five fingers swayed slightly, illuminating the dark firelight, and the girlish and beautiful human figure danced elegantly in the air.

Looking at the dancing figure, for a while, Tang Seng's eyes showed amazement, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised.

"I want to see but I can't. Missing is a very painful emotion, and I'm just fulfilling the child's wish. ”

"Huh?"

"It's been three days, and the White Bone Ridge is already over."

As if he didn't notice the puzzled gaze cast by the Yiren, Tang Seng lowered his head and whispered.

"Really, trouble is coming, but those two fools haven't chased after them yet, so they can't be lost somewhere, right? If that's the case, I really have to teach them a good lesson in the future, so that they can grow their brains. ”

"Meow?"

"What are you talking about?"

At this time, not only were the Yiren who were puzzled by Tang Seng's strange response, but Lian Jia and Shamanhua all cast puzzled glances at Tang Seng.

None of them heard Tang Seng's words clearly, but surprisingly they all felt that those words that they didn't hear clearly were particularly concerning.

"Nothing, nothing, just found something interesting. …… Hm~ Jia, you and Manhua are staying here, remember, there is no absolute need not to make a move. And Manhua, remember not to run around. ”

Looking up at the flashing light in the night sky, Tang Seng closed his left eye, raised his right index finger to his lips, and then pretended to leave these words mysteriously, then held the Jia on his shoulder and handed it to the Yiren, put on the hat, and walked into the thick fog that filled the White Bone Ridge with a humanoid swagger in the eyes of the Yiren, Jia, and Shamanhua.

…… (To be continued.) )