032 How the protagonist killer is trained
Meng Xin pursed his lips contemptuously, is this planning to bribe me?
But I'm sorry, let's not eat this set!
Meng Xin doesn't like this kind of girl who loves vanity and pretentiousness, but he doesn't plan to deliberately expose and publicize this matter, because he doesn't want to have too much to do with this kind of girl at all. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
He followed, intending to make his position clear, and then go his own way!
At the door of the Internet café, three delinquent teenagers came like a TV series, and whistled to Bei Yihe lightly, "Beauty, do you want to make an appointment?" The handsome guy is free to accompany you! ”
Don't Yihe bent down and picked up a brick on the ground, and without saying a word, he made a move 'whirlwind brick method', the specific power can refer to Li Kui's 'whirlwind axe method', three bad boys fell down in response to the move, lying on the ground in a row, life and death are unknown......
Then Bei Yihe turned around one hundred and eighty degrees, facing Meng Xin head-on, showing a kind smile, "Let's be good friends, the kind of ...... that can help each other keep secrets" Her hand was still straight, and the brick on her hand was only 0.01 cm away from Meng Xin's nose, and the wind that brought it up stirred Meng Xin's bangs......
Meng Xin was almost scared to pee!
He looked at the three bad boys on the ground, oh my God, they were all smashed with bloody holes in their heads, and they were bloody......
The scene is terrible!
He swallowed his saliva with difficulty, pretending to be very confident and said, "I, I am principled......"
At this time, Bei Yihe stomped her foot suddenly, and a miserable cry like killing a pig sounded on the ground, and she stepped on a meat hand, which had turned purple......
Meng Xin hurriedly bowed and handed over the things in his hands with both hands, "Please be good friends with me, please!" ”
At this moment, what you don't like, what you dislike, what you dislike, is more important than the safety of your life!
Meng Xin bowed his head to the evil forces!
Don't Yihe took the things from Meng Xinxin's hand, "What is this?" ”
Meng Xin said: "Leather oil, just bought, ten layers new!" "That's what he's going to refurbish!
Bei Yihe nodded, "Okay, I'll take the thing, we will be good friends in the future, if you dare to betray me......" She handed the brick to Meng Xin's hand, "You just touch this brick and find the place on your body that is harder than it......"
The bricks are cold in the hand, and Mengxin's heart is even cooler......
In this way, Meng Xin lost the skin oil he had just bought, and gained a 'friendship' and a brick......
In the afternoon of the same day, after the military training, Bei Yihe 'friendly' invited Meng Xin to dinner, which envied the boys of the whole grade, and they couldn't figure it out in their dreams, why Bei Yihe would fall in love with the rustic Meng Xin......
Only Meng Xin himself knows that behind this is an unknown PY transaction - the skin oil transaction!
Later, the two had more contact, the relationship got better and better, and they became real good friends, the kind that can make an appointment to play game currency at night, and talk about everything, Meng Xin told him everything he likes about Gu Qianqian!
This relationship has been maintained to this day!
Do you think that's the end of it?
You're still too young!
If Bei Yihe is really a girl who loves vanity, Meng Xin will not be able to become a real good friend with her, the values are very different, and it is destined to be impossible to play too deeply!
Meng Xin soon found that Bei Yihe's style in all aspects was close to simplicity, she didn't like the honor of the school flower, and she didn't enjoy the admiration or envy of others, and even felt bored!
Although she chooses school flowers, fights, and plays tricks, Meng Xin knows that she is a good girl!
-- This is one of the feelings of disobedience!
Don't Yihe said a word, so that Mengxin still remembers it vividly!
She said: "If fate dooms you to not be the protagonist of life, then shoot the protagonist to death with a brick, and then steal his role!" ”
There is nothing wrong with this sentence, and I feel quite positive and positive!
However, when Meng Xin found out that there was really a brick hidden in her school bag, she felt that something was wrong - she clearly planned to use physical means to shoot the 'protagonist'......
-- This is the second sense of disobedience!
One day later, Meng Xin finally understood where these feelings of disobedience came from, and he was suddenly shocked......
It was Thursday afternoon's physical education class, and on the side of the playground, Bei Yihe pulled down half of the popsicle and handed it to Meng Xin, "Do you recognize that person?" ”
Meng Xin followed her gaze and saw a towering figure on the basketball court, "Zhang Qing, Class 14!" Do you like him - he is a little handsome, he plays basketball well, and in the previous friendship game, the fourteenth class won the championship thanks to him! ”
Bei Yihe took a sip of the popsicle, "He didn't play basketball well before, but recently he suddenly became a blockbuster!" Moreover, his previous grades were average, but he entered the top 100 in his grade in the last monthly exam! ”
Meng Xin's expression was stunned, "You don't know, do you really like him?" He's not very good......"
Don't Yihe look at Meng Xin, "Don't you have a sense of crisis?" ”
Meng Xin panicked, and hurriedly lowered his head and bit the popsicle, "Why should I have ......it?"
Bei Yihe continued: "He should have picked up the golden finger, so I don't know if it's a cultivation of immortal exercises or a ring with a soul...... But no matter what, he will definitely use us supporting characters next, don't you have a sense of crisis? ”
Meng Xin felt even more panicked, but it was different from just now, this time it was because he found that his comprehension ability had decreased, and he didn't understand a word of such a long sentence......
“…… What is the practice of cultivating immortals? What the hell is a ring with a soul? ”
Don't Yihe said: "Why don't you even understand such a simple routine - the protagonist is very poor in all aspects at the beginning, and when the protagonist picks up the golden finger, he will rise in an all-round way-Don't you think Zhang Qing's situation is very consistent?" So I conclude that he has already been chosen as the main character! ”
Meng Xin was completely stunned, and he forgot to swallow the broken ice in his mouth......
At this moment, he felt as if he had discovered a new continent......
Bei Yihe sighed lightly, "You are too slow to react, a character like you will definitely not survive two chapters - two chapters in the official plot, it seems that we are running out of time, we must hurry up!" ”
Meng Xin looked at Bei Yihe blankly, "Don't Yihe, are you joking with me......"
Don't Yihe glanced at him, "I don't have time to joke with you, I have a hunch that he is about to build a foundation, and after the foundation is built, he will pretend to be forced everywhere through various routines, and our supporting characters will either become his younger brother or harem, or become victims of his pretending, and then lose his reputation, or even lose his life...... Are you willing to accept such a tragic ending? ”
No kidding!
This isn't a joke!
She turned out to be serious......
Meng Xin's heart set off a storm, he always thought that the characters with this kind of setting would only appear in anime, but he didn't expect to catch it alive today......
Then he thought of the bricks in Bei Yihe's backpack, as well as the words 'If fate dooms you to not be the protagonist of life...... he suddenly had a bad premonition, "Don't Yihe, what do you want to do?" ”
Don't Yihe said: "Do you still need to ask, of course, shoot him to death when he is still a mortal, and then snatch his golden finger, rewrite the script, and make himself the new protagonist!" ”
Meng Xin chuckled in his heart, this is a big deal, this ruthless woman can definitely do it, Zhang Qing is only afraid that it will be more than lucky......
That's right, Bei Yihe is actually a deep middle and second disease, and persecution paranoia, she can't tell the difference between reality and fiction, she always feels that a story protagonist will suddenly appear around her, and then everyone else, including her, will be reduced to a tragic supporting role......
In order to prevent this kind of tragedy from happening, she is ready to find the protagonist at any time - find the protagonist, then shoot to death, snatch the protagonist's golden finger, and make herself the protagonist......
In urban novels, the protagonist's first routine is often the school flower, so she tries her best to make herself the school girl, waits for the protagonist to trick her, and then shoots to death!
In this way, you can find out who has become the protagonist at the first time, so that you will not realize it later, so that the protagonist has become the climate......
Meng Xin was stunned by her scheming and action, and at the same time secretly thought that whoever dared to trick her in the future would be stupid......
On Sunday, May 1, 2016, this 'stupid comparison' appeared, and it was Meng Xin himself...... Then he was slapped on the ground......
Feel sorry for him first, light a candle for him!