Chapter 50: Our Goal Is to Be Crazy (Ask for Recommendations, Ask for Monthly Tickets)

At the next moment when Tang Seng spoke, all eyes fell on Tang Seng, who was not shocking and died. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although it's a big monster, it's true, but the appearance of the white bone spirit looks like a little girl of four or five years old, and such a little girl also does it?

Is......

"- Beast!"

"-scum!"

"-scum!"

Almost at the same time, these three titles full of spurning blurted out from the mouths of Sun Wukong, Zhu Lengyou, and Sha Manhua.

And then

"I knew that you were a bastard, but I didn't expect you to be such a bastard. Even the little girl is embarrassed to start, the old lady really looked down on you before. ”

glanced at Tang Seng with disgust, and the impression in his heart of his shameless bastard refreshed downwards again, and Sun Wukong put aside his face.

"Oh, hey, this goblin is beautiful, but it looks like it's only four or five years old, right? Four or five years old......"

Suddenly vigilant, Zhu Lengyou, who looked the size of a seven or eight-year-old girl, clasped her hands to her chest, and then brushed and pulled to narrow the distance between herself and Tang Seng.

"I warn you, if you dare to extend your claws to the concubine one day, the concubine will not show mercy to your subordinates, the stinky monk."

Saying that, Zhu Lengyou once again distanced himself from Tang Seng and expressed his vigilance against scum with actions.

Sha Manhua smiled, and said in his heart that his impression of Tang Seng had been downgraded from a bad, underbeaten, and death-loving bastard to a bad, underbeaten, and death-loving scumbag, although in fact, there was no difference. Looking at Tang Seng with eyes as if he had seen something disgusting and filthy, Shamanhua breathed faintly.

"Really, following such a despicable scum, this palace suddenly has the urge to go home immediately in order to prevent it from being polluted in the future."

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Obviously, he just kindly wanted to see if he could help the white bone spirit change the bad problem of the dead man's face, but he didn't expect to be ridiculed by a group of people, Tang Seng immediately burst into a rage, and began to scold his mother angrily.

"Go home, you ghost! Do you think that Uncle is rare, you are heavier than a golden hoop stick, and you almost crushed the uncle's sick chick several times?! Damn it! Obviously it's just a joke, the police dare to say that the uncle is a scum scum - tell you, the uncle is a scum scum, you have the ability to beat the uncle and me!! ”

After scolding Sha Manhua unceremoniously, gritting her teeth and scolding her, her eyes were like knives and she looked like she wanted to kill, Tang Seng put his eyes on Zhu Lengyou next to her.

Facing the smiling expression of the Tang monk, Zhu Lengyou suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Suffer, bad, it seems too carried away! I have forgotten the character of the master and his terrible eloquence that can say the living dead and then the dead alive, and repeat it a hundred times without repeating the same sentence.

Inadvertently glanced at Sha Manhua, who was facing him with a blue face, and the ominous premonition in Zhu Lengyou's heart became more and more premonitive. Swallowing her saliva carefully, she quietly moved her right foot backwards, trying to find an opportunity to pull her leg and run.

However, it failed.

Because as soon as Zhu Lengyou's right foot moved back, Tang Seng had already smiled, and then pointed at her and began to scold.

"And you stupid back-up! Said that the uncle would take a fancy to you? No kidding! The big head soldier has been a soldier for three years, and the sow can also race the sable...... Do you think that the uncle is one of those unlucky people who has been a big-headed soldier for 10,000 years and has not seen a woman for 10,000 years, resulting in hunger and no choice of food, and even sows can be the unlucky eggs that Diao Chan looks at!? Stupidity! You don't pick up the mirror hanging on your chest to take a look at yourself, look at you like this, don't look like a woman than a man, even if you are poor, you are embarrassed to be proud, are you believing in the sad creed that if you are not poor, how can you level the world? ”

"Tell you, don't kid yourself! I watched the empress uncle of the Tang Dynasty grow up, and her boobs are so ~~~ big~! ”

Stretched out his hands and put them together and then held them in front of his chest, making a gesture to describe the big breasts to provoke Zhu Lengyou, who was poor breasts, Tang Seng continued to taunt in her expression of bursting green muscles.

"Are you familiar with Venus? Li Shimin's figure is the same as her! Haha, how can you level the world if you are not poor? Ha! I'm sorry, the poor empress in the world can already suffocate you directly with her breasts...... Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot your height, just like that, even if you are on tiptoe, she may not be bored when she squats! ”

made a regretful expression that made Zhu Lengyou's eyes red, Tang Seng didn't think it was exciting enough, and his movements obviously looked at Zhu Lengyou a few times, and then he shook his head and sighed long.

"The empress in the world is poor, and you ...... Alas, even the poor are not comparable, is it a pitiful recess? ”

Is it recessed...... Is it recessed...... Is it recessed......

These five words echoed in his mind, and Tang Seng's eyes full of regret and pity almost pierced Zhu Lengyou's sensitive self-esteem like a sword, cutting it to pieces.

I almost couldn't hear what Tang Seng said anymore, just looking at him opening and closing, his lips that kept opening and closing, and the buzzing sound that kept ringing in his ears, Zhu Lengyou, who was stimulated by anger and was in an inexplicable state of vertigo, understood that he must still be chattering.

- Boom!

- Boom! Boom!

- Boom! Boom! Boom!

As those annoying buzzing sounds intensified in my ears, the sound of countless strings breaking suddenly sounded in my head.

- Broken!

That's the string called sanity!

Zhu Lengyou, who was carried away by anger and surrounded by black qi, suddenly went crazy.

Shut up!! You long-winded and venomous monk! The concubine must kill you today! Kill you! Kill you!! ”

Losing his mind, Zhu Lengyou even forgot that he still had a magic weapon like a nine-toothed nail rake, and with two small fists, he pounced on Tang Seng with his teeth and claws.

Tang Seng stretched out his hand, easily supported Zhu Lengyou's palm-sized face with his palm, and looked at her short hands doing useless work to beat herself, waving her two little arms into a windmill but not touching herself, he disdained it.

"Kill as a teacher, how many times have you said this sentence to reserve food? Do you remember clearly? Hmph, there is also a surname, and it is also a loss for the teacher's good heart, and I am too lazy to worry more about you, otherwise you don't know how many times to change your surname...... Stupid reserve food, want to be with the teacher's surname, daydream about it! ”

Righteous and stern ridiculed the crazy Zhu Lengyou for a few words, which made her more and more angry, so angry that she didn't even want the demeanor she usually paid attention to, and bit him directly on his hand, Tang Seng saw that the situation was not good, and let go of the hand that supported Zhu Lengyou's face, and then flashed Zhu Lengyou's fist sideways, grabbed her by the collar and threw her to Mo Xing, who was watching the excitement, and asked Mo Xing to help hold her and let her stop being stupid.

"Fight with the uncle, I don't know the reserve food of life and death."

In Zhu Lengyou's angry gaze that wanted to eat people, Tang Seng, who looked disdainful, looked at Sun Wukong, who was about to slip away, but couldn't slip away in time because of his previous injury.

Looking at Sun Wukong, Tang Seng smiled slightly, and opened his mouth in Sun Wukong's frightened gaze.

He said, "Goku, ......."

……

A quarter of an hour later.

In addition to being afraid of making her angry to death because of her physical condition, Sha Manhua, who was afraid of making her angry, just said a few words softly, and the vindictive Tang Seng was stunned to talk about Sun Wukong and Zhu Lengyou from the normal situation to blackening, and then from the blackened state to their normal, and finally said that they were normal and stopped with satisfaction after they began to doubt their lives, that did not swear words, but the damage caused by swear words was 10,000 times greater.

Glancing at Sun Wukong and Zhu Lengyou, who were squatting there and drawing circles together, doing a dejected appearance, Tang Seng snorted arrogantly.

"Do you really think that if you don't usually bother with you, then you can't help it? It's ridiculous, I just don't want you to see the terrible side of the world! ”

It's scary enough.

Looking at the two people in the corner, Feng Wu'er and Mo Xing both showed expressions of apprehension.

Fortunately, he didn't speak before, otherwise he would definitely be more than Sun Wukong and Zhu Lengyou.

glanced at each other, and then invariably glanced at Tang Seng who was taking water from the intimate Yiren because he had talked a lot, Mo Xing and Feng Wu'er were suddenly silent, and stood quietly on the side and pretended to be the scenery, for fear that if they accidentally breathed loudly, Tang Seng would come over to find fault, and turn them into loveless, doubtful life, and miserable defeated dogs.

Even Sha Manhua, after watching Tang Seng training people and the changes in the state of the trainees, couldn't help but feel concerned.

The mood that was still angry because of Tang Seng's words calmed down at this moment and became extremely happy.

Fortunately, she didn't catch her training before, otherwise, it is estimated that she would not be able to stand Tang Seng's ability to train people, right?

Glancing at Tang Seng, Sha Manhua made up his mind that he would do it if he could in the future, and shut up if he couldn't. Anyway, no matter what, Tang Seng must not be given a chance to move that mouth!

I have to say that to be able to surprise Sha Manhua, who is not shocked, is like this, Tang Seng's mouth has broken through the sky!

didn't know Sha Manhua's thoughts, and Tang Seng, who drank the water, finally remembered what was going on.

His eyes fell on the white bone spirit who had been looking at him from beginning to end, not knowing what he was thinking, Tang Seng just wanted to say something, and the white bone spirit had already raised the small bone in his hand first. Then he said in the same tone as before, unchanged.

"Save her, promise."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Burst! ”

The water that had not yet been swallowed in his mouth squirted out, forming a clear water curtain in the air, and Tang Seng didn't even have time to wipe the corners of his mouth, he was already jumping up with excitement.

"Promise you! Didn't Uncle just say it, just kidding! Just kidding! As you look like you're four or five years old, how frantic does the uncle have to be to make you promise each other!? Don't inquire, the uncle is the most handsome man in the world with integrity and incomparability! ”

Just when Tang Seng excitedly taught Bai Gujing a lesson, wanting her to understand that he was upright and unparalleled, and he was not interested in the young girl at all, a cold voice suddenly appeared.

"β€”Promise by example, huh? Husband, isn't it the right time to be a wife? (To be continued.) )