Chapter 41: Lure ~ Abduction (Ask for Recommendation, Ask for Subscription)
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The three-color wave was separated, holding a small point with a bulging face in his arms and a bulging chest with both hands, Tang Seng stood melancholy in the middle of the wave being separated.
"If so, you really don't want to kill...... It's a pity that you are hopeless. ”
Sighing and swinging the long sword again, and then throwing the sword out, Tang Seng silently watched the three people in the distance and the woman on the other side who was in a coma and was plunged into the chest by the whirling and falling long sword turned into black smoke and dissipated.
After a while, it was not until all the black smoke and the spell scene around him dissipated that Tang Seng put down the little bit in his arms. Squatting down, rubbing his hands on his little messy hair, he laughed.
"Little one, I don't know your name until now, can you tell me what your name is?"
"Don't!"
Loudly rejected Tang Seng, Xiao Budian knocked off the hand he put on his head, and then ran out of the way. With one hand on his waist and the other pointing at Tang Seng, his face was flushed and he scolded Xiao Budian.
"Dare to touch the head of the old lady, and dare to hug the old lady, you bastard, the old lady must cut you to death! Definitely! ”
"Don't be so fierce~ For the sake of fighting together before, you can tell me the name of the little guy?"
"Dream dream dream dream!"
The sword curtain that beckoned to manipulate the sky was brought into the sheath, and the little little dot who re-carried the long sword was still like an angry kitten with teeth and claws.
"I want to know the name of the old lady, you bastard should dream obediently!"
"What a ruthless little fellow...... Forget it, since you don't want to say it, then I won't force it. Mmmm, seeing that you want to bite people at every turn, I'll call you a fierce little bit in the future. ”
"Do you want to die!?"
This attitude...... Hmm, the fierce little point is really appropriate, uncle, I am really a ......"
"Woo! The old lady hacked you to death!! ”
Seeing Tang Seng touching his chin and pretending to nod, Xiao Bu jumped three feet high, and waved the long sword behind her to unsheath again, she interrupted Tang Seng's narcissistic words and rushed towards Tang Seng murderously.
"Tsk, it's really fierce."
Smacking his lips, looking at the sword in the air that fell towards him, Tang Seng squinted slightly, and then smiled.
"Now." He said, "Do you want to go together?" ”
“…… Alas? Oops, hey, hey!? ”
A strand of black hair fell, and the long sword missed Tang Seng's cheek, and then fell to the ground with a clatter as if he had lost his strength.
took a few steps back in a panic, Xiao Budian tried to pretend to have a fierce expression, and then bared his teeth in a bluff at Tang Seng who asked her inexplicably if she wanted to go together.
"You, you...... What are you talking about, messy, messy!? The old lady is free and easy alone, and she is not familiar with you, why do you want to go with you!? Again, dare to talk nonsense, hack you, the old lady really hacks you to death!! ”
As if to prove that he wasn't joking, the fallen long sword behind Tang Seng flew up again, and then landed on Tang Seng's neck like lightning.
The blade of the sword did not reach the skin, but the sharp cold seemed to pierce the skin through the air, causing the tiny hairs on the neck to stand up.
Glancing at the long sword around his neck slightly, Tang Seng looked at Xiao Budian again, and the smile on his face not only did not decrease, but also became more and more gentle.
"Now." He said, "Do you want to go together?" ”
Tilting his head slightly, the gentle color in the eyes of the smiling Tang Seng seemed to overflow.
"Let's go, I'll take care of you."
“……”
looked at Tang Seng who was talking about going together and taking care of himself, and Xiao Budian could barely control the sword. The sword sank slightly, and the sharp blade easily cut through Tang Seng's skin, causing blood to flow out.
Indifferent to the stinging pain in his neck, Tang Seng smiled and stretched out his hand to Xiao Budian: "How is it, do you want to go together?" ”
"I ...... I, I ......"
What he said seems to be true.
The keen heart noticed this, and a strange emotion suddenly appeared in Xiao Budian's heart, I don't know what the emotion is, I just feel panicked, and I can't look at Tang Seng's eyes. Turning her head sideways, she peeked at Tang Seng, her eyes hidden in the messy bangs blinked, and she suddenly pouted.
"How do you want to take care of my mother?"
"Come with me, won't you know soon?"
"Hmph, don't think that the old lady is easy to deceive, the old lady didn't agree to go with you."
Wrinkled her little nose, and then spit out her little pink tongue at Tang Seng, Xiao Budian resumed her arrogant posture again, she crossed her hands on her hips, and looked at him menacingly.
"Ask you to answer the old lady with such cunning and vague words, hack you, hack you to death!"
"It's decided, when the time comes, you must first change your stinky temper that you will hack people to death at every turn, otherwise it will be like this all the time, and you will not be able to marry when you grow up."
"You have to take care of it!"
Fiercely glared at Tang Seng who was scratching his head in distress, Xiao Bu put his hands on his chest, and turned his head arrogantly not to look at Tang Seng.
"My mother is the best in the world, so don't go with a guy like you who is cunning in answering questions, don't do it!"
"Lovely confidence."
"Cute!? Hack you! ”
Hearing Tang Seng's whispers, he felt contempt, and Xiao Budian immediately glared at Tang Seng angrily, looking like a kitten that was about to pounce on and scratch people at any time. Tang Seng was not only not afraid when he saw this, but felt that Xiao Budian was more cute.
Stretched out his hand and grabbed the dangling long sword on his neck, and he didn't feel the strength of resistance at all, so Tang Seng easily carried it in his hand. A few steps came to Xiao Budian, and his hand was on her head and touched. Just when Xiao Budian felt that he was being despised again, and wanted to fight with Tang Seng with a red face, Tang Seng opened his mouth with a smile.
"I don't dare to say anything else, but make a choice, if you and I choose one of them to starve, that person will not be you; If you and I choose one of them to be frozen, that person will not be you; If you or I choose one of you, it won't be you. How's that, is this answer satisfactory? ”
The angry expression disappeared, and Xiao Budian muttered, "...... Oh~ It's obviously three choices, and he's a fool who can't do arithmetic. ”
"Don't worry about the details, if that's not enough, I can say one more thing."
Facing Xiao Budian's muttering full of disgust, Tang Seng's eyes were slightly bent, and he raised his right index finger at her, and said in a brisk and lively tone.
"If one of you and I dies, that person must be me."
“……”
Words are choked. Tang Seng was squatting, but compared to Xiao Budian, he was still a head taller, looking up at Tang Seng who had a brisk tone as if he was joking, but his expression was gentle and serious, and there was no joke at all, Xiao Budian's heart that had just calmed down suddenly panicked again.
"What, what, what, for some reason, you mention death, death, you stupid mouth is really unlucky."
Using a bad poisonous tongue to hide his panicked mentality, Xiao Budian couldn't help but take two steps back, and then looked left and right as if he was hiding something.
"No, no, stupid people will be contagious, and with stupid people, my mother will become stupid too...... Hey, you stupid guy hurry up and go away, or pass on the stupidity to the old lady and make the old lady stupid, and the old lady will definitely kill you! ”
muttering something in a low voice, Xiao Budian suddenly glared at Tang Seng fiercely, and then didn't say anything anymore, turned around and fled in a panic, it seemed that he ran too hastily, and almost fell when he ran not far away. And with Xiao Budian's departure, the sword in Tang Seng's hand also swung violently and broke away from his hand, and then rushed into the night, chasing the direction that Xiao Budian left and flew away.
"What a ...... It's fierce, cute, and a little stupid. ”
didn't chase after Xiao Budian, who escaped, Tang Seng couldn't help but shake his head and sigh after seeing her completely disappear in the dark.
Lianhua's voice appeared, and she said, "That kid, aren't you going to chase it?" ”
"No, because she'll be back. That's what my gut tells me. ”
Looking at the sky at a 45° angle, staring at the round moon that looked like a big baked cake, Tang Seng was full of sighs.
"Uncle's intuition, to be accurate, even the uncle himself can't help but be afraid."
"Uh-huh, especially when it's used against little girls."
“……”
Tang Seng's embarrassed expression froze. After a moment of silence, he was so excited that he almost didn't jump.
"Hey! Lianhua, what do you mean by what you mean by what you damn chick!? What do you mean, especially when it's used to deal with little girls, are you saying that the uncle is a pervert?! Damn it! You fucking chick hurry up and give it to the uncle, the uncle promises not to beat you, but only to slap you - spank your ass 10,000 times!! ”
For Tang Seng rolling up his sleeves, as if he was going to fight with someone, Lianhua reciprocated with disdain, and said in a brisk tone.
"Don't, and I never thought you were a pervert, because you didn't want me to think at all, I was a pervert who liked to bully little girls~~~"
Tang Seng became even more popular. It's okay to call him a super good man who is upright, kind, disciplined, and handsome to no friends, and even adds a prefix to it. Likes to bully little girls......
"Bastard! When did the uncle like to bully little girls? Obviously I just like to bully children, okay!? How dare you distort the facts and slander your uncle, what about discipline!? Lianhua, tell Uncle, where is your festival!? ”
"Oh, you actually admit it, you're really shameless."
For the shameless Tang Seng, Lianhua is really full of disgust. Tang Seng was not ashamed, but proud, and suddenly arched his hands and became triumphant.
"Praise praise, praise praise."
“…… I'm not complimenting you! ”
With a loud cry in anger, Lianhua no longer had the strength and brazenness, and Tang Seng, whose face was only a third inch thinner than the earth, had to worry more. She didn't have a good airway.
"Okay, enough trouble, let's go. If you're late, it's time for you to burn paper for your beautiful female apprentice. ”
"Hey, a female apprentice is a female apprentice, why do you want to add a beautiful one? And also...... Who do you think started it!? ”
"It's not me anyway, huh!"
"Huh? Uncle hasn't hummed yet! Hmph, you stinky chick! ”
"Oh God!"
"Afraid of you? …… Alas, Manhua's stupid chick really knows how to make trouble for the uncle. ”
Fighting with Lianhua, Tang Seng did not stop, and quickly rushed to the east.
…… (To be continued.) )