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"What did I say? Is it the lights flickering, is there someone knocking on the door? Look, as soon as I open the door, there will be no one at the door, and then when I close the door and turn around, a very scary ghost will come out from behind me......"

Chen Lin said with an oath.

These vulgar routines have long been seen through by him in advance.

While slowly pacing towards the door, Chen Lin shook his head helplessly.

"Alas...... Nowadays, these guys who make a living on scary people are too uncreative, and the vulgar bridges are used back and forth...... Can't you just use your brains and create a new genre? ”

Chen Lin's suggestion has also been supported by fans.

[That is, it's nothing more than the old routines]

[It's so uninspiring]

[Horror movies rely on lighting and sound effects, and horror novels rely on environmental descriptions...... Judging from the plot alone, there are very few horrors]

[Profession upstairs]

[Alas...... It's not easy to mix up in all walks of life.]

[It seems that these fierce ghosts and monsters are not easy, if you want to scare people, you have to change the law and think of new tricks]

[It's still the anchor, these routines are familiar to me]

[After all, he is a professional ghost catcher, and his name is not covered]

[Everyone get ready, the anchor is about to open the door]

[666 anchor is about to open the door]

[Excited, get ready, the door is about to open]

[Countdown to you, 5, 4, 3......]

……

In the barrage, Chen Lin smiled lightly.

"You don't have to be so nervous, even if the door opens, the door is empty, I guess the ghost who came to the door has already entered the house, let Xiaomo help us find ...... later"

As he spoke, Chen Lin opened the door.

"Dangdangdang block ~~~"

Chen Lin embarrassedly let out a background sound of the unveiling, and then stretched out his hand and pulled the door open.

However, at this moment, two strange figures appeared at the door.

What people didn't expect was that Chen Lin's door was not empty.

These two strangers are both elderly uncles, and at this time, they are looking at Chen Lin, who is opening the door with a gloomy face, and he is nervous like a "dangdang dang......

This meeting was a little awkward.

Didn't Nima say that the door would be empty when the door was opened? Why don't you play according to the routine?

Chen Lin's head was also a little confused......

Good guys, who wrote the script, why didn't you follow the template?

"?"

Chen Lin looked at the two masters at the door in a daze.

"You two, this is ...... Where's the fight? ”

Before the two uncles spoke, the entire live broadcast room became lively.

【23333333333】

[Hahahaha trance He Houhua ......]

[The anchor was slapped in the face, and the screenwriter didn't follow your routine! ] 】

[Anchor, didn't you read the script? ] I read the wrong script! 】

[I didn't study the script seriously when I saw it]

[66666 anchor was reversed]

[It's so talented, this screenwriter is invincible]

[Why did the two uncles come, the anchor honey attracts the uncle! ] 】

[Yes, the anchor is simply the uncle's favorite]

[The 66666 anchor is embarrassed, see how you act next! ] 】

……

Fans did not sympathize with Chen Lin and complained one after another to celebrate.

Chen Lin was also stunned.

These two uncles are really not here to make trouble?

However, at this moment, attentive fans found that the uncle standing on the left seemed to be a little ...... Familiar?

[Huh? Anchor, the guy on the left seems to have met us before! 】

[I've really seen it, this uncle is so familiar! ] 】

[The one on the left seems to be the uncle at the Green Fire Bar that night]

[That's right, anchor, the heavenly soul you destroyed in the Green Fire Bar is the one on the left! ] 】

[Both of them are underworld priests! 】

[The enemy has come to the door! It's coming! 】

[Stimulated this, stimulated ......]

……

After fans said this, Chen Lin immediately remembered.

The hooked nose of the man on the left is too conspicuous, it is the heavenly soul I met at the Green Fire Bar that day!

"Oops, what a coincidence!"

Chen Lin pretended to be familiar, and shouted in surprise: "Why are you looking for my house?" ”

The two masters looked at Chen Lin's salivating face, and snorted coldly at the same time.

The uncle on the left asked sharply: "What do you say?" ”

[Oops, terrible, uncle, angry]

[The anchor is in danger]

[It's scary, it's scary]

[Two seniors came to the door at the same time, this is simply a human life! ] 】

[I feel like the anchor is going to be finished! ] 】

……

Fans saw that the situation was not good and expressed their opinions.

Chen Lin was quite calm in the face of the two uncles alone, but as a result, he was nagged by this group of fans, and Chen Lin's heart was actually empty.

"This ...... The two of you are from the Beijing Mafia Alliance? ”

Chen Lin asked pretending to be calm.

Uncle Eagle Hook Nose snorted coldly: "Nonsense! ”

Chen Lin took a look.

Hey!

Shameless for face?

I see that you are a guest from afar, so I will be polite to you first, you are good, and you will throw me in the face!

Chen Lin saw that these two had no intention of making money in harmony, so he simply changed his eyes to King Kong.

"Since it's from the Underworld Alliance, then we're friends or foes?"

The two masters nodded at the same time.

"That's right!"

Chen Lin rolled up his sleeves: "In that case, let's report your name to the two of you!" ”

Eagle's hooked nose sneered: "Old Mr. Hawkeye! ”

Chen Lin broke out in a cold sweat: "Nima is still Mr. Hawkeye...... Dare to love this uncle's side job is playing tennis, right? ”

And the other uncle immediately said in a deep voice: "I'm Xie Changfeng, Chen Lin, do you still recognize me?" ”

When Chen Lin heard this, he actually called out his name directly, and his heart was immediately shocked, and he looked up at the old man called "Xie Changfeng".

"Your grandmother Xie Changfeng, what is your name?"

Chen Lin has nothing to do, and he has to be poor.

On such a serious occasion, Chen Lin actually said such an out-of-tune thing, and Xie Changfeng, a core member of the Dignified Mafia Alliance, blew his beard and glared angrily, stretched out his hand and pointed at Chen Lin and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, you really don't know me?!" ”

Chen Lin's eyes lit up, and his mind raced.

Xie Changfeng......

Isn't it......

"The first time we met, couldn't it be on the Lotus Mountain on the outskirts of Beijing?" Chen Lin asked in a deep voice.

"Not bad!" Xie Changfeng replied decisively.

"The Shangqing faction is divided into the suburbs of Beijing, and you have also settled there?" Chen Lin asked again.

"That's right!" Xie Changfeng replied again.

At this point, Chen Lin has been ten out of ten.

It dawned on him that he elongated his tone: "Oh...... I see, I said who is it, it is so familiar......"

Xie Changfeng smiled coldly: "Huangkou Xiaoer, you finally recognize me, right?" ”

Chen Lin nodded: "Back then, on Lotus Mountain, I had a deep friendship with the uncle who cleaned the toilet by chance, if I remember correctly, you are the old-timer who cleaned the toilet, right?" ”

“……”

Xie Changfeng's eyes turned into bull's eyes: "Chen Lin, I'm your uncle!" ”

"You are my uncle, my uncle...... Please do your own thing. ”

Chen Lin replied unceremoniously.