Where did it get so much canned herring? It stinks to death, oh my God, why is this cat so heavy. Pen, fun, pavilion www.biquge.info it can also open cans, it's really a cat spirit.

I don't want to eat any canned herring, I must eat fried chicken today. Go to Chen Xiaodong's room and steal her car keys, whoever asks her not to keep me food, I will drive her car, and pull it down if it breaks down. Hum!

crept into Chen Xiaodong's room, rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find the car keys. She's not going to take it too, is she? This guy with no conscience, can't he keep his food and his car for me to use?

Hey? Haha, the emperor pays off, I finally, I finally found the car key! It turned out that it was hanging in such a conspicuous position, and I actually saw it. Sports car, I want to drive a sports car, lalala, lalala, what do you want to add...... Fried Chicken!! Big fried chicken !!

"What are you doing?" The strange voice of yin and yang sounded, and the cat lay at the door at some point. It stinks, it just ate canned herring, it stinks to death, why is it so stinky, I didn't notice it before?

"Uh...... I...... That one...... Brother Cat, do you want to eat fried chicken? It's delicious! "I'm going to tempt it, and if it can go out with me, my safety will be guaranteed.

"So...... Are you here looking for chickens? "Cats are cats, they don't have any brains, how could I have come to find chickens? How could there be chickens in Chen Xiaodong's room? Belch...... What is this cat's intentions? It's clearly saying that Chen Xiaodong is a chicken...... I'm going to denounce it.

"No, Brother Cat, I'm here to find the car keys, I'll take you out for chicken. What do you think? "I'm going to denounce it, but I can't let it know yet.

"Master said he wouldn't let you go out." The cat lay on the ground, staring at me. It's just lazy, cats are lazy, they don't like to move, I know that.

"I called Master just now, and he forgot to leave us something to eat, so I asked me to drive the second senior sister's car and take you to eat delicious food." I called Master, and Master also said that the two of us should help each other solve the problem of eating. The brain hole also said, if there is anything, he said that he confessed. Again, I'm not wrong.

"Master would say that? I don't believe it. "The cat is starting to suspect me.

"Really, we just had a phone call. Let's go, Brother Cat, the fried chicken is crispy and delicious, and it's much better than your stinky canned fish. "I need to convince it, or I won't expect to eat chicken today.

"You love chicken, I love fish, don't think everyone is like you." Cats are quite philosophical.

"I've heard that in addition to the fried chicken, there is also fried fish, and the fried fish is also fragrant." I don't believe it, I can't even deceive a cat.

"I'm not interested, but if you want to eat, I'll go with you, Master asked me to protect you." Hey? This cat's character is not bad...... Belch...... The cat is not bad, quite humane...... It's much better than those ones anyway.

"Really? Brother Cat, you are so good, you will be my brother in the future. "I'm so happy, Brother Cat promised to take me to eat fried chicken, it's great.

"I have a name, my name is Black Spirit, and also, don't call me brother, I'm a woman." The little broken cat is also hypocritical. Is it a female cat? Why didn't I see it?

Aren't cats all divided into male and female? How does it say it's female? These days, the computer and the cat, are restless.

Come on, what's there to worry about with a cat? I have the keys in hand, I have the sports car, go out and surf...... Wow ha, it's the first time I drove a car, and I was a little excited to drive such a good sports car.

I hummed a little tune all the way, jumping up and down beautifully, driving a sports car to eat fried chicken, what a happy life. "Come on, be happy, anyway, a lot of time...... "Is it hard for me to sing?" I don't care about this, anyway, it's other people's ears that are polluting, what's my business. Besides, there is no one else here, just a cat, and the cat can't understand it anyway.

I got into Chen Xiaodong's supercar. Oh my God, the interior of this car, like an airplane, is so cool, or else it's expensive. Looking at the car keys in his hand suspiciously, this thing? Where to plug in? Belch...... What laugh at what laughs? You're a cat, don't you know? How dare you laugh at me? It's like you know where to plug in.

If you don't say that the world is unfair, this cat can also read minds. It heard my heart, raised its head proudly, and a hair floated over out of thin air, snatched the beautiful car key from my hand, inserted it into a hole, twisted it, and the car made a rumbling sound and started. This car...... I've heard that supercars aren't keyless starts? Why do you need to insert a key? It must be fake.

Sister Mao shook her head, as if to say to me, you know how to shovel.

Hey, I'm so short-tempered, you little fart, what do you have to do, it's great to start the car with a hair, and dare to be so proud, I tell you, if it weren't for the sake of the second senior sister...... I must be rare with you.

The car is starting, what am I going to do next? Step on the gas? Gear? What kind of gear is this now? Forward or backward? If I smashed Chen Xiaodong's car, would she kill me?

Or? I try it with a light step on the gas? Which of these two is the throttle? What kind of logo do you say you print on this pedal? If you have that spare time, it is better to indicate which is the accelerator and which is the brake.

These two things, one is the throttle and the other is the brake, I still know, at least I'm someone who played racing games in the arcade. Which one is which...... I don't know.

Anyway, just step on one and try it, it won't break anyway. If it is the brake, it will definitely not go, and if it is the accelerator, it will naturally be the accelerator. Step on the long ...... on the right first. Hey? There is no response, this thing is a brake!

Stepping on the left side again, I bit my tongue nervously, and kept silently reciting: "Step lightly, step lightly, don't rush to the wall all at once, if you don't wait for Chen Xiaodong to come back and clean me up, I will destroy the car first." After chanting, I gently touched the so-called accelerator like a dragonfly touching water...... Still no response?

Did I step too lightly? Didn't touch it at all? Try again, and I won't believe in this evil anymore. Angry, I stepped on a big foot, and the car roared loudly, screaming very happily, but I just didn't go......

Hey...... You're a little broken car, aren't you? You're still calling? Dissatisfied, or what? Confess the Lord? Look down on me? I'm going to have to conquer you today.

"Handbrake...... Two fools. Sister Cat looked down on me and gave me a hint.

Handbrake? What is it? Profound! Handbrake!! Which is Handbrake? How does it work? Oh, Shet, why is it so hard to drive a car? I used to see Lu Hongling open, so relaxed. Am I really that stupid? (To be continued.) )