013 ninth-class qualification, ninth-class wisdom
Meng Xinyan was panicked, anxious, frightened, trembling...... He's a guy who can't be conscious when he is a representative of an English class, and he has a fart qualification and wisdom!
And it is divided into three, five and nine products......
I don't have to run, I'm definitely the most unpromising grade, and I don't know if it's enough to cultivate a fireball technique!
Hey, the future is bleak!
He asked worriedly, "Laojun, how to take the test?" What are the exams? ”
If Commer memorized ninety-nine multiplication, twenty-six letters would be fine......
Tai Bai Xing stroked his beard again - Meng Xin was worried that he would pull it off, "Don't be in a hurry for the assessment first, I have to think about it carefully, Lao Jun, let's go back to the village first, I always stand here like a haunted, panic!" ”
You're a fairy, and you're telling me about hauntings? Isn't this as nonsense as saying that the widow red apricot is out of the wall?
After walking a few steps, Tai Bai Xing suddenly paused again, "It's not good, it's not good, the rice and noodles can last a few days, but the vegetable oil is not available at noon, you have to buy some back!" He turned his head to look at Meng Xin, "Give me the money, Laojun, I'll go buy some vegetable oil and come back!" ”
Damn, what the hell is vegetable oil?
Why did you hear the word 'vegetable oil' from Tai Bai Xing's mouth......
Pay a little attention to your style!
Mengxin feels so melancholy!
Then I heard Tai Bai Xing continue: "It seems that the soy sauce has also run out, and I have to beat two catties!" ”
Meng Xin's mouthful of old blood spurted out three feet away, and his liver hurt!
He said: "But Laojun, I don't have any money on me, only more than four yuan!" ”
Tai Bai Xing's face changed slightly, "Didn't Granny Meng say that she handed over the 100,000 yuan to you?" "That crazy woman shouldn't have gotten away with public money, right?
Meng Xin explained: "My mother-in-law did give me a bundle of banknotes, but it was transformed into steamed bread, and it was later restored to steamed bread!" ”
Tai Bai Xing looked confused, how come I don't know that Granny Meng still has the ability to 'turn steamed buns into banknotes'?
Even the 'flower t-shirt fool' next to him glanced at Meng Xin in shock, but he quickly reverted to his 'who am I, where am I'!
"Tell me what's going on?" Tai Bai Xing asked eagerly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Meng Xin recounted the details of the story......
After speaking, Tai Bai Xing felt that Venus was in his eyes, and the sky spun around, and he sat on the ground with his buttocks, his face as pale as a beard.
Meng Xin was frightened, why did Tai Bai Xing and her mother-in-law have the same reaction after hearing this?
They are all star-eyed, unsteady on their feet, and seem to have received a powerful spiritual attack!
However, I am only telling a fact......
Don't...... What spell is naturally attached to this statement of your own?
Could it be that he has already realized the rudiments of immortal art by accident?
Could it be that he is actually a one-in-a-million cultivator?
Well, it must be so, otherwise it would be impossible for the two immortals to sit on the ground one after another!
I didn't expect me to be so wise!
Then what kind of assessment am I worried about?
Meng Xin is suddenly full of confidence in the future!
Let the storm of assessment come soon!
The 'Flower T-Shirt Fool' was a little nervous, but unlike Tai Bai Xing's 'Life Without Love', he seemed to want to laugh......
Tai Bai Xing said with the last glimmer of hope: "Don't talk first, Lao Jun, I'll take care of it - you suddenly had an extra 100,000 yuan in your backpack, and then you heroically saved the beauty and gave it to a few gangsters, and then you only got back three steamed buns, and after Granny Meng knew about it, she ran away overnight." Is that how it works? ”
Meng Xin nodded, and corrected: "There is no causal relationship between my mother-in-law's running away and this matter...... No, my mother-in-law is not running away, she is going to go out......"
Tai Bai Xing felt so stuffy in his chest, and he almost didn't catch his breath!
Meng Po's trick of the golden cicada shelling was used too ruthlessly, she ran away by herself, and let a 'second stunned' carry the pot back, so that after Tai Bai Xing knew, she also had nowhere to vent!
Could he still be compared to a dumbfounded?
Tai Bai Xing took a deep breath, you do the first year of junior high school, then don't blame Lao Jun for doing fifteen!
He had an idea in his mind......
The 'flower T-shirt fool' secretly glanced at Meng Xin, but he didn't expect that Meng Da Mei was smart and confused for a while, and she would find such a child who lacked heart!
Meng Xin scratched his head, he felt that something was wrong again, "Laojun, is there something hidden in this?" I feel like you're hiding something from me! ”
You still don't feel it, just your lack of heart, you can basically say goodbye to feeling in the future!
Tai Bai Xing wiped a handful of cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and said with a pleasant face: "Mengxin Xiaoyou, right?" There is nothing else hidden in this matter, it is just like that, as for Lao Jun, I just ...... That's because I'm old, and I have a bit of a rheumatism headache or something, you know! ”
Laojun, I don't understand, I really don't understand why the gods have rheumatic pain!
Meng Xin shook his head vigorously!
Tai Bai Xing said: "Well, you understand!"
Meng Xin felt that he had come to an alien planet, and no one here could understand the earth's dialect...... Forget it, don't worry about it, "Let's go back to the village quickly!" ”
Tai Bai Xing grabbed him, "Lao Jun, I suddenly remembered that there was something that I needed to go out, and I couldn't go back with you." ”
That's right, he also decided to run away!
Meng Xin looked confused, you also want to go out?
Sure enough, you and your mother-in-law are in the same spell!
But is my spell so awesome, it actually made the two immortals collapse on the ground one after another, and went out one after another!
Could it be that I am the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor?
Tai Bai Xing said: "The eighteenth son of one of my relatives will marry his wife tomorrow, and he has to let me go to drink a cup of wine. ”
Eighteenth Son...... What kind of goblin is your relative? Is it the kind that goes down to a litter?
Meng Xin said: "But, don't you want to evaluate me? And you want to pass on my method of cultivating the gods! ”
He's been thinking about it!
Tai Bai Xing spread his hands and said with an expanded face: "What else is this assessing?" With your amazing deeds, can you still see your qualifications and wisdom? He paused, and then said, "It must be the best!" ”
The 'flower t-shirt fool' also nodded, well, it's quite superb!
Meng Xin also thinks that his qualifications are very good, otherwise how can he realize immortal arts!
However, "How many products are the best?" ”
Tai Bai Xing said: "At least five grades!" ”
He wanted to send Meng Xin away as soon as possible, so he opened an unprecedented number!
Meng Xinyi frowned, he was only five grades, he felt that he could be higher, so he said: "Laojun, let's take an assessment and speak with facts......"
Tai Bai Xing hurriedly grabbed him, "Don't, it's all negotiable!" ”
If the assessment is made, his plan to run away will be in vain!
Meng Xin's face was stunned, what the hell can you discuss?
Tai Bai Xing hurriedly changed his words, "No, I mean to ask, what is your ideal qualification?" ”
Meng Xin rubbed his hands a little embarrassed, "I just think that it should be a little higher......"
"Six pins?"
Meng Xin scratched his head, "I don't know what to say, it's ...... anyway"
"Seven pins?" Tai Bai Xing's cold sweat has come down.
Meng Xin looked around and didn't speak.
Tai Bai Xing's feet were soft, and he almost fell to the ground, Mom, if the Buddha is only eight grades, you are going against the sky!
Meng Xin hurriedly supported him, "Laojun, are you okay?" In fact, you don't have to bother so much, don't you know it directly after the assessment. ”
Tai Bai Xing grabbed Meng Xin's wrist, "Don't say anything, you are the highest qualification in ten thousand, Jiupin!" ”
As long as you don't mention the assessment, you can do it if you want a thousand products!
Meng Xin's expression was sneering, "Although I think so, wouldn't it be too hasty to directly qualify like this?" ”
Tai Bai Xing's face was serious, "Don't you trust Lao Jun's judgment?" You go and inquire, in heaven and on earth, Lao Jun and I didn't say anything about it that time, when did something go wrong? ”
Meng Xin nodded again and again, "I believe it, I believe it, but there is no factual basis, I am afraid that other gods will gossip!" ”
Tai Bai Xing said: "Don't worry, Lao Jun and my words will never be questioned by any gods, besides, with the qualifications and wisdom of Xiaoyou, who has no ancient gods before and no one after you, it is an insult to you to re-assess!" ”
When it came to this, Meng Xin had to reluctantly accept it.
"Then don't take the test, in fact, I also want to keep a low profile - but what kind of cultivation method do you plan to pass on to me, Lao Jun?"
yes, what preach?
Why don't you pass on a 'heart-replenishing skill' to save your missing eyes?