Chapter 45: Soberness
"You guy......" A wonderful mood poured out of his heart, soaking his whole body like warm water, Feng Wu'er looked at Tang Seng who was smiling happily, and the pain in his body seemed to be alleviated at this moment. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
She sighed helplessly: "I almost killed you, you guy still said this, what a hopelessly naΓ―ve guy." β
"What a naΓ―ve guy, Uncle Ben is planning for the next few days. Hehe, the rice hasn't been rubbed yet, how can it be so easy for you to die. Hehe smiled, Tang Seng's words suddenly exposed his wolf ambition.
Feng Wu'er was speechless for a moment, she would give such a reason, what an idiot. Thinking like this, her heart became warmer and warmer. Nodding slightly, she smiled and said, "Okay, when the sealing demon bundle is recovered, I will treat you to a good meal." β
"Where is one meal enough, at least ten meals!"
Glaring at the 'stingy' Feng Wu'er dissatisfiedly, Tang Seng took out a black cloth from his arms in her stunned gaze.
"You're lucky, you just picked this up on the way here...... Do you still have the strength to raise your hand? If you don't have me, will you tie it up for you? β
I wanted to say yes, but when I raised my hand, I found that my hand didn't seem to be lifted. Not because of powerlessness, but because of a strange emotion. Looking at Tang Seng's smiling face in a daze, Feng Wu'er suddenly closed her eyes and said weakly: "You...... Tie it up. β
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Outside the black tornado, Yiren and the others were anxiously waiting.
Suddenly, Gya didn't know what she found, "Meow! With a bang, it turned into a black lightning bolt and rushed into the black wind.
"Ga!"
"Mo Xing, you and Leng You are here to protect Yinyue, and the little girl will come when she goes."
The Yiren couldn't stop it, and immediately stomped their feet in place in frustration. Afraid that something would happen to Jia, by the way, she wanted to enter the tornado to find Tang Seng, and instructed Mo Xing, and she also went towards the tornado.
"Beloved!?" Before he took a step, Yiren stopped, and then looked at Tang Seng who was walking out of the black wind with a bitter face in surprise.
"Hey, but I've been separated from you for a while, why are you so angry...... Gotcha, I won't say it, don't say it, don't scratch it! β
Holding Sun Wukong, carrying the wind dance on his back, and sitting on his shoulder, who was angry and had been scratching his face, Tang Seng walked out of the black wind slowly.
Suddenly stopped, with a refreshing smile on his face, Tang Seng said loudly to the Yiren: "Pack up your things, let's go!" β
Without asking where to go at this time, Mo Xing raised his hand and shouted: "Oh! β
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Seven days later, the Wind Caves.
"You dead monk, die for my grandson!!"
With a loud shout, the silence of the Yellow Wind Cave was shattered.
"Deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, and the dead monkey deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors again."
Shouting and screaming, Tang Seng suddenly came out of a cave, jumping up and down to avoid the fist waved by Sun Wukong behind him, he bypassed the surprised Yiren as soon as he bent down, and then hid behind her, commanding Mo Xing, who was reading the scriptures, to step forward to stop Sun Wukong.
"Xiao Hei, hurry up and stop that dead monkey, or you won't see me tomorrow."
"Hey, big sister, don't mess around!"
Throwing away the scripture book in his hand, Mo Xing hurriedly rushed up and hugged Sun Wukong. couldn't move, Sun Wukong suddenly kicked Tang Seng behind Chong Yi in anger.
"What kind of hero is hiding behind others whenever something happens? Come out! You dead monk come out! My grandson will definitely not be able to beat you to death today, only beat you half to death! β
"Am I stupid to be an uncle?" Turning his nose up at Sun Wukong's words, Tang Seng saw that she had been held by Mo Xing, and he was not a threat for the time being, so he walked out from behind Yiren with a grin.
Yiren finally replied from surprise at this time, looked at Sun Wukong, and then at Tang Seng, and couldn't help asking, "Senior sister, when did you wake up?" Love, my sister has just woken up, why did you provoke her again? β
"Hey! I didn't mess with that dead monkey this time! After bearing the injustice in vain, Tang Seng was suddenly dissatisfied: "I kindly went to see this dead monkey, but as soon as she woke up and didn't say anything, she jumped up and wanted to beat her as a teacher, where did the teacher have the opportunity to provoke her?" β
Sun Wukong jumped like thunder, and the strength of his struggle almost didn't even hold Mo Xing: "Shut up!" beat my old grandson with a stick, and you dare to say that you didn't provoke my old grandson, you dead monk want to be shameless!? β
"Stuffy?"
Looking at Yiren's surprised gaze, Tang Seng couldn't help coughing dryly, and then opened his eyes and began to talk nonsense: "Misunderstanding, then everything is a misunderstanding." That time as a teacher, I just happened to pass by and didn't do anything. That's exactly what it's like!
For fear that the Yiren would not believe it, Tang Seng also added: "You also know who is a teacher." How could an upright man like Xiang Weishi sneakily take a tin staff and give Wukong a slap? β
Yiren: "......"
It's okay not to add, as soon as you add Yiren, you will know that the "upright" Tang Seng really gave Sun Wukong a stick.
No wonder Tang Seng said last time that Sun Wukong would win, but he was carried back by him in a faint...... actually beating a stuffy stick, this kind of behavior is really like a good person.
Thinking like this, Yiren couldn't help but hold his forehead: "I really beat my senior sister with a stick, and I can also knock me out, you are really amazing." β
"I said it for the teacher, and the teacher just happened to pass by at that time."
Emphasizing dissatisfiedly, Tang Seng didn't care about the small details of whether he had beaten Sun Wukong's stuffy stick. Coming to Sun Wukong, who was glaring at him with a fire-breathing gaze, avoiding her waving small fist, Tang Seng reached out and pinched her face.
"Haha, it seems that after lying down for seven days, Wukong, you are finally back to normal."
Lying down for seven days!? Her pupils shrank, and Sun Wukong's struggling movements suddenly became smaller, and she stared at Tang Seng deadly: "You, what did you say?" My grandson has been lying for seven days?! β
"Yes, it's been seven days since my lover carried you back."
Yiren said: "I don't know what's going on, obviously there are no injuries on your body, but you can't wake up, senior sister." Originally, when Yinyue's injury recovered a few days ago, we planned to continue on the road, but in the end, it was because of you, senior sister, that we have been staying in Huangfengling until today. β
ββ¦β¦ That's impossible! His eyes trembled violently to reveal the incredible emotions in his heart, and Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and said: "Those monkeys and monkeys...... It's impossible for my grandson to faint for a week, impossible! β
"Monkey Monkey Grandson...... Hey, senior sister, are you saying you don't have nightmares? β
It's not a short time to be on the road with Sun Wukong, although Sun Wukong is always deliberately hiding some things, but after all, he has a big personality, and he gets along day and night, and he always inadvertently exposes some things, and Yiren is careful, so he has long understood the reason why Sun Wukong never closes his eyes along the way.
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and was speechless, and Yiren understood that he had guessed correctly.
Yiren smiled: "It's a good man." During the time when you were asleep, my lover asked for a piano from the wind. Every time you show signs of a nightmare, your lover will play a song to calm your emotions. β
Speaking of this, the Yiren couldn't help but admire: "It's really worthy of being a good person, not only the pipa, but also the piano skills are superb." β
"Huh!?" Looking back suddenly, the incredible gaze fell on Tang Seng who was idly fiddling with her tail and pulling: "Master, what did you do?" β
"Huh? Yes. It's just a requiem. Letting go of Sun Wukong's tail, Tang Seng shrugged, looking very indifferent.
Just as he didn't see Sun Wukong's expression of surprise because of his answer, Tang Seng hid his hands in his wide sleeves and asked, "What about Leng You and Yinyue?" Why didn't they disappear after a while, and those two guys disappeared again? β
"Yin Yue couldn't bear it and ran to play, as for Leng You......" Yiren smiled bitterly: "I said that I was hungry again." So I went with Yinyue. β
"I'm hungry again, didn't I just rob those little demons in the Yellow Wind Cave before, and they came to complain to the teacher, why are you hungry again?" Raising his eyebrows, Tang Seng thought about Zhu Lengyou's belly, and couldn't help sighing: "So I said it at the beginning, I can't afford to raise that guy at all." It's all strange that the eyes are full of Venus, if it weren't for that guy suddenly intervening sideways at that time, the uncle would have fooled Leng Yu back to her Fuling Mountain. β
Looking at Tang Seng who sighed for a long time and regretted not being at the beginning, Yiren couldn't help but be funny, with a moving smile on the corner of his lips, and said: "The matter has come to this, don't sigh anymore." If you're in that mood, it's better to think about what to say when Feng Wu'er comes to the door. β
"Huh?"
For some reason, Tang Seng suddenly had a bad premonition.
Yiren pursed his lips and said, "Leng You said that he wanted to eat some good things, so he probably went to harm those good things of Feng Wu'er again." β
ββ¦β¦ That dead foodie who knows how to make trouble for his uncle! Yiren, when that guy comes to find trouble, remember to say that the teacher is not there! β
The ominous premonition was verified, and Tang Seng immediately scolded angrily. With a flick of his sleeves, he turned around and wanted to leave.
But......
"Tang Seng!"
Just when Tang Seng spread his feet and wanted to slip away, a voice full of murderous anger suddenly appeared. Emerging from the mouth of a passage, Feng Wu'er, who was holding a three-strand fork, looked at Tang Seng who froze with a smile.
"Can you tell me why there are two more little mice in my vault today?"
"IβHow do I know?" With a weak heart and two steps back, Tang Seng smiled dryly: "Probably because the environment is not good, so there are more rats." In this way, I'll give you a first year of junior high school, you raise a few cats, and then you won't encounter rat infestation again. β
"Is it~ so?" Tapping her lips mischievously with her fingers, Feng Wu'er suddenly shouted angrily: "It's a ghost!" It's only been seven days, and my treasure trove has been unlucky five times, and now I don't even have any medicinal residue left! Damn it! You damn fellow, send me to hell and be in the company of my dead herbs! β
With a roar, the three-strand fork flew towards Tang Seng with a roar.
Tang Seng: "......"
Resolutely flip back, narrowly avoiding the three-strand fork that almost crossed the face.
It's so dangerous, it's almost over. Standing up, looking at the three-strand fork that was deeply rooted in the rock and still trembling, Tang Seng couldn't help but wipe his sweat.
Thinking like this, Tang Seng suddenly became furious, glared at Feng Wu'er, and he scolded: "Actually use a weapon, do you one-eyed chick want to kill the uncle!?" Isn't it just a little bit of medicinal herbs? As for this, is it necessary to live or die? β
"A little!?" Suddenly raised her voice, it was Feng Wu'er who was furious this time, if she didn't have a weapon in her hand, she would definitely give Tang Seng another fork: "Don't talk about those hundred-year-old ginseng and similar medicinal materials, you bastard still took the ten or so thousand-year-old ginseng and those immortal fruits that the old lady treasured into the stomachs of you and your apprentices as snacks!" Do you think it's easy for the old lady to find those good things?! It's been decades of hard work to have that little inventory, and you've only been here for a few days? Those treasures are all finished! β
Tang Seng-for-tat: "Don't be kidding!" Who do you think eats the most? It's you one-eyed chick! Damn it! Uncle obviously didn't eat a bite, Yiren and they ate a little, and the rest was made into medicinal food for you to eat, otherwise do you think you can point at Uncle and scold here now? Kind-hearted, you dare to say that those things all went into my stomach and Yiren's stomach, you chick want to be shameless!? β
Feng Wu'er was stunned for a moment, then jumped up and grabbed Tang Seng's neck with both hands and shook it vigorously: "Then it's always a fact that your apprentice entered my treasure house again today to steal food, right?" If it weren't for you, how could she and that big cat get into my vault? You damn thief! Thief! β