Chapter 85: Burglary
The cabinet could still talk, Ah Jiu was frightened, swished away, and turned out a few yellow ghost charms and pasted them on the cabinet. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What kind of Azhi and A-Ma, and don't make baked cakes, if you don't be honest, I will invite you to bask in the sun tomorrow."
"You're not Ahma, who are you?"
"I'm a tenant who lives here, and we're neighbors, so we have to get along, so don't make trouble."
"Get along, you just said you wanted to invite me to bask in the sun?"
"You must have heard it wrong, I just said that I wanted to invite you to eat baked cakes."
"Knock knock." At this time, someone knocked on the door again, Ah Jiu covered the wardrobe with a cloth, opened the door and saw that Wu Ming was wearing a suit and tie and holding a vegetable basket in his hand, dressed neatly and looking energetic, Ah Jiu looked at the watch and said: "Are you here early, it's not yet twelve o'clock." ”
"Hehe, I want to come early, I'll sit with you for a while." Wu Ming said with a smile on his face.
"Come on, why are you bringing something?" Ah Jiuyi snatched the vegetable basket in Wu Ming's hand, which contained four dishes and one soup, which was fragrant.
"It's not for you." Wu Ming blurted out.
"Of course I know it's not, look at you nervous, I'm not a person who doesn't tell people, since you're here early, let you meet early." Ah Jiu was rummaging through his luggage and suddenly shouted, "Ah, my money, where is my money?" Ah Jiu rummaged for a while, and the twenty-eight thousand in the luggage were gone.
Who else could there be? Who else can there be besides the proprietress of the maintenance bar, the proprietress has gone too far this time, what is the difference between taking my money and asking for my life, but it's too late now, ask the proprietress tomorrow morning to ask for it, if you don't give it, hehehe, don't blame me for not knowing how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.
Ah Jiu's eyebrows were tightly furrowed, and there was a sinister smile on his face, thinking about how to trick the boss lady in his mind.
Wu Ming said: "What happened?" ”
Ah Jiu sighed and said, "My money is all gone, and my rent hasn't been paid yet." ”
"You don't have to worry about this, the landlady doesn't plan to collect your rent at all, after all, this is a haunted house, maybe you won't live for two days and be scared to move out."
"This is impossible, the ghosts in this world who can scare me have not died yet, I must pay the rent, no merit, I will never take advantage of this cheapness, you go back and tell the landlady, I will help the building get rid of the ghosts in the house, it will be regarded as paying rent."
"Okay, okay, I'll definitely bring the words, so I can see A-Ying, the dishes are almost cold."
Ah Jiu took out the gourd and said: "Yang Jinying, your infatuated human boyfriend has come to see you, don't think about escaping, otherwise you will never be born." ”
Ah Ying appeared in the room with a swish, Wu Ming's eyes immediately lit up, and the boss with his mouth open, smiled and said: "Lady, I haven't seen you for so long, are you okay, I have prepared my favorite dish, hurry up and eat it, it's still hot." ”
"Dao Chief, let me come out to breathe." Chen Yuelian's voice sounded in the gourd.
Ah Jiu almost forgot that there was such a ghost in the gourd, and immediately scolded loudly: "What's the matter with you, stay honest." "It's not Ah Jiu, it's really that the more polite these ghosts are to it, the more they are afraid of you.
Chen Yuelian was frightened by Ah Jiu and didn't dare to say a word, Ah Jiu said affectionately: "Xianggong, I haven't seen you for many days, and you look haggard." ”
"No, I haven't seen him for many days, and I see that he is in a lot of spirits." Ah Jiu interjected.
"Fellow Daoist, can you not interject when we talk to the husband and wife." Wu Ming said dissatisfied.
"If you husband and wife have anything to say, hurry up, because you only have ten minutes, and I'll go to the side and pinch a little." Ah Jiu walked aside after speaking.
"Fellow Daoist, I was wrong, you don't care about the villain, ten minutes is too little, at least two hours." Wu Ming said that the dishes had been placed on the table, and then an incense burner was put on the incense, and Yang Jinying sat on the chair and ate slowly.
"It's a lot, I watch prison inmates on TV for five minutes, and I'm more humane than the prison guards."
"How can you believe the things on TV, in reality, visiting the prison is for two hours, Taoist friends, people's hearts are flesh and blood, can I beg you?" Wu Ming's face was pleading, if Ah Jiu didn't agree again, it was estimated that Wu Ming would be able to kneel down for Ah Jiu.
"Hey, I'm not hard-hearted, two hours." Ah Jiu stretched out two fingers and looked embarrassed.
"This, fellow Daoist, can you avoid it, how inconvenient it is for you to be here when our husband and wife are talking." Wu Ming made another request.
"Got to go in, didn't I, if I wasn't here and watching it run?"
"No, I promise."
"No, how can you guarantee it."
"In this way, I will take out your Yuan Shen and put it in the gourd with Yang Jinying, and wait until tomorrow morning to release you."
"That's a good idea." Wu Ming was immediately overjoyed.
Ah Jiu pinched the mantra and pointed it at Wu Ming's forehead, Wu Ming's physical body and spirit were immediately separated, and Ah Ying said: "Will my father-in-law's physical body catch a cold when lying on the ground." ”
Ah Jiu helped Wu Ming to the sofa and said, "Come into the gourd, I should also go into the house to sleep." Ah Jiu yawned again after speaking.
The inside of the gourd is round, the bottom of the gourd is about ten square meters, and when he arrived in the gourd, Wu Ming was full of complexion, and took A-Ying in his arms and grinned: "Lady, it's not too early, let's hurry up and get down to business." ”
Ah Yingjiao said shyly: "Well, I'm here to serve the prime minister to change clothes." ”
"Hey, hey, what do you want to do, when the old lady doesn't exist." Chen Yuelian yelled.
Wu Ming looked around and said: "There is such a big space in this gourd, this young lady, you better take care of it a little more, if you see something, you don't see it, if you hear something, you don't hear it, help, it's a big deal that I will bring roast chicken for you to eat next time." ”
"No, you can't do this kind of thing here, or I'll tell the Heavenly Master."
"Xianggong, ignore it, we'll do ours." A-Ying stretched out her jade hand to untie Wu Ming's belt and helped Wu Ming finish undressing, and then untied her skirt to reveal a snow-white jade body, hugged Wu Ming and said: "I miss Xianggong all the time in the gourd, Xianggong must take care of me tonight." ”
Wu Ming nodded dementedly and said, "Definitely, definitely." Wu Ming couldn't wait to kiss A-Ying's delicate body.
Chen Yuelian scolded the dog man and woman, closed her eyes, and after a while, there was a sound of wheezing and moaning,
"Xianggong, you are getting better and better, there are so many tricks, I am so comfortable." Ah Ying's two jade arms wrapped around Wu Ming's neck and gasped.
"Yes, I went to school on TV, and the CDs were left over from the previous administrator." Wu Ming hugged A-Ying's two slender jade legs and grinned.
Chen Yuelian was already angry, and kept scolding in her heart, she was really shameless, and she must tell the Heavenly Master what they had done tomorrow.