043 Daddy rushes forward
Time is like water, and in the blink of an eye, it is the Chinese New Year's Eve of the new year. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Outside the window, the sky is full of fireworks, and the Spring Festival Gala on TV has already sounded singing.
Ning Ruohuang and Jin Yuemeng were both busy in the kitchen. Today is the first reunion of the Luo family, and the people in the family have finally gathered.
Under the pretext that the kitchen space is limited, the women deprive Luo Yunfeng of the right to enter the kitchen.
Luo Yunfeng could only take Luo You in the living room and watch the TV show casually.
However, Luo Yao has been going back and forth between the living room and the kitchen, and the food in her hand has never been broken. From grilled lamb chops to Dongpo hooves, from braised pork rolls to roasted goose legs. Luo Yunfeng didn't see the same food.
"Yaoyao, today's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, you have to eat one-third of it." Luo Yunfeng deliberately teased his daughter: "Will you still eat when it comes to the table?" ”
The little girl put down the little goose leg in her hand, and she said confidently: "Why don't you eat it?" Yaoyao is now helping her mother reduce her burden and contribute to the Luo family's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner. Since her mother started cooking, Yaoyao has also eaten very hard, and she will have to eat more meat to make up for it later. ”
Luo Yunfeng always felt that there was something wrong with his daughter's reason: because he was tired of eating meat, he had to make up for it?
"Aren't you afraid of bursting your stomach?" Luo Yunfeng beckoned his daughter to come to him: "Tell Dad, you stole the main dish, why aren't the two mothers angry?" ”
Luo Yao blinked her big eyes, and she explained carefully: "Mom is cooking a special meal. Because the craft is not yet skilled, it often fails. In order to show the side of a good wife and mother in front of her father, Yaoyao is helping her eliminate the evidence of the crime. ”
Judging from the context, Luo Yunfeng deduced that the mother in his daughter's mouth was Ning Ruohuang. Jin Yuemeng's cooking skills don't need her daughter to destroy the evidence of the crime.
"Thank you for your hard work." Luo Yunfeng looked at his daughter with a sympathetic expression: "How is my mother's craftsmanship?" Is it the dark cuisine of the Dark Sanctuary, or the damned cuisine of the damned? ”
Affected by her father's question, Luo Yao suddenly fell into deep thought: "It's hard to describe in words, eating in the stomach is a taste of home." ”
"It feels warm, peaceful, and comfortable to eat." Luo Yunfeng said quite complacently: "I didn't expect Ning Ruohuang's cooking skills to be so profound, and even the failed works have reached such a level. ”
Luo Yao grimaced at the couple: "That's the smell of someone else's home, and the taste of home in Yaoyao's mind is not like this." In Yaoyao's heart, the taste of home should be chickens, flying dogs, jumping ups and downs, one pit connected to another. When you eat it, you feel a kind of calm before the storm. ”
"Okay," Luo Yunfeng whispered to his daughter, "Don't let your mother know, otherwise you will get your wish." Remember? ”
The little girl nodded violently: "Remember." ”
Ning Ruohuang's voice sounded from behind him: "What does the big stupid cow want to hide, what can't I know?" ”
Luo Yao shook her head vigilantly: "Yaoyao promised her father that she would never tell her mother." ”
"Yoyo knows, Dad said, don't let Mom know about Mom's evaluation of her cooking skills." Luo You made a small report in the cradle, and the little guy danced happily: "Although Youyou has just arrived, I have heard everything." ”
"Good girl, you didn't promise Dad you can't say it. Now tell Mom," Ning Ruohuang squatted to the side of the cradle: "What kind of evaluation have you heard?" ”
"Dark cuisine, damned food, and taste are chickens, flying dogs, jumping ups and downs, one pit after another. When you eat it, there is a kind of calm before the storm. Luo You said to her mother with a bitter face: "You remember so much. ”
Ning Ruohuang gritted his teeth and stood up: "Luo Yunfeng! You're ruining my mind like this? ”
"You may not believe it, but in the retelling, there are only eight words that I said. The rest of the comments came from Yaoyao's mouth. Seeing that the situation was not good, Luo Yunfeng quickly stood up and explained: "I just talked about dark cuisine and heavenly damnation cuisine. ”
The evaluation of these eight words completely ignited Ning Ruohuang's anger: "Do you want to drag Yaoyao into the water?" Is there such a pit for your daughter? ”
Luo Yunfeng suddenly had a bitter face: "What do you call my pit daughter?" Obviously, I was pitted by my two daughters again! The taste of home is indeed one pit connected to another. ”
"How dare you say it again in front of me?" Ning Ruohuang's beautiful eyes were full of disgust, and her fists were clenched loudly: "I will let you see the storm coming." ”
Finding that the explanation was counterproductive, Luo Yunfeng ran away.
"Don't run!" Ning Ruohuang was in hot pursuit.
"I'm a fool if I don't run!"
"You'd better not let me catch up!"
"If you catch up, you'll be hey, hey, hey!"
Fortunately, the space on the top floor is large enough and there are enough aisles. Luo Yunfeng and the woman went around again and again.
"Happy working together!" Luo Yao sat on the edge of the cradle and stretched out her hand to her sister.
Luo You also stretched out her little hand to hold her sister: "My sister is a bad boy, and Youyou was forced." ”
The two sisters sat together and watched with great interest the daily pit daddy plot on Chinese New Year's Eve.
After watching it for a while, Luo Yao commented: "Although Dad's level of playing games is not very good. But in real life, his kite flying skills are still good. Why can't it be in the game? ”
Luo You stood up with the cradle frame, and she explained her sister's question: "Because Dad's pre-prediction is faster than ordinary people, and it's not a little faster." His instincts for danger are unparalleled in the world. ”
"And most of the people who play the game are ordinary people, regardless of pre-judgment or danger intuition. Their reaction speed is nowhere near as fast as Dad's. So the enemy's attack hasn't been launched yet, and Dad has already avoided it first. Before the enemy had reached the predetermined position, Dad had already opened up. ”
"So in the eyes of his teammates, Dad is a team battle that shrinks back and always sells his teammates. At the critical moment, the four are empty. As long as the gun is fired, the bullet will always fall in front of the enemy. If it is a super-level master like my sister, it is estimated that I will be beaten by my father and I can't find the north. ”
"So Yaoyao insisted on not fighting against her father," Luo Yao covered her mouth and snickered: "Don't tell your father this secret." Uh--I haven't seen my dad come out for a long time, so I guess my mom caught my dad. Guess what sweet words he would say to his mother? ”
Luo You shook his head honestly: "Because I don't know, I came back to witness the historical moment." ”
"Listen to me, I don't care how good you are." At the other end of the corridor, Luo Yunfeng hugged Ning Ruohuang tightly.
It can be seen that Ning Ruohuang has been struggling for a while, but he has never been able to break free of Luo Yunfeng's arms: "You stupid cow let go quickly, and if you don't let go, believe me bite you?" ”
"Just bite." Luo Yunfeng hurriedly whispered in her ear: "In my heart, no matter how delicious the food you make, it is not as tempting as your lips to me." That's what I crave for deliciously. ”
"You think a good word will make me angry?" Ning Ruohuang's tense face softened, but his tone was still hard.
Luo Yunfeng lowered his voice: "I will prove it with practical actions." ”
In the dark corner of the living room, where the lights could not shine, the two kissed together without any scruples.
The two little girls in the living room closed their eyes and covered their ears at the same time, and the little girl had an unbearable expression: "Dad is so numb!" Although Yaoyao saw this plot when she foresaw the future. But now I'm still getting goosebumps. ”
A few minutes later, Luo Yunfeng and Ning Ruohuang walked out calmly, as if nothing had happened.
Sending Ning Ruohuang into the kitchen, Luo Yunfeng turned around and returned to the sofa.
He pretended to pick up the cup and drink saliva, and then he taught his two daughters with a straight face: "Next time you cheat like this, be careful that I beat you." ”
"Mommy, help! Dad wants to beat Yaoyao (Yoyo)! The two little girls shouted in unison.
As soon as the words fell, Jin Yuemeng came out of the kitchen murderously: "Big stupid cow, what are you doing?" ”
"Dad, run," Luo Yao squeezed her eyes at her father: "A bowl of water must be leveled." No thanks, my sister and I are both red scarves. ”