Walking on the dark village road, Meng Xin trembled, half frightened, and the other half was also frightened. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It's just that the first half is because of the dirt road in the village, and the pit is not good, and if you are not careful, you will fall.

The second half is because of the greetings that rang out from time to time along the way......

"Yo Jade Emperor, are you sleepwalking stupidly again?"

"Hey Jade Emperor, has your mental retardation been alleviated?"

"Don't talk nonsense, the Jade Emperor is Alzheimer's!"

"Nonsense, it's clearly the old god's dementia!"

"Anyway...... The trembling lump of meat behind the Jade Emperor should be the kid that Granny Meng said, right? ”

"Well, it should be!"

"It looks like it's delicious......"

"Howling dog, wipe your saliva, don't be able to help it when you see the food, you see how you still have a little bit of a dog, like a person, it's a shame!"

"Oh no, Lei Gong is crazy, tie up the fairy rope, hurry up and get a bundle of fairy rope to ......"

"Hey, Lei Gong went crazy as soon as he saw 'food'...... old mistake again."

……

Meng Xindu has become a 'delicacy', can he not be scared......

I'm scared to pee, okay!

It was pitch black all around, and he couldn't see a human figure, only a pair of dark eyes, like wolves, he was like walking on a plate of braised pork in the wolves!

The Jade Emperor took Meng Xin to a dilapidated house, "This is my home!" "Don't get me wrong, it's not the thatched house in the 'Three Visits to the Thatched House,' but the thatched house in the countryside where pigs and cattle are raised.

The dignified Jade Emperor lives here?

Mengxin feels that the future of this world will not be good!

However, the inside of the room made Meng Xin eat a whale, the fairy was brilliant, there was a layer of faint golden light on the ground and on the wall, as if it was an enchantment, and there were all kinds of chairs and furniture composed of mana, which was not good, just like a low-profile version of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace!

Meng Xin understood that he was thinking too much, and it was really impossible for the Jade Emperor to live in a purebred thatched house!

As soon as he returned to the house, the Jade Emperor took off the expression of 'who am I and where am I', ran to the door of the inner room in small steps, and beckoned to Meng Xin again and again, "Come on, come on!" "It's like an impatient prostitute greeting a call girl!

Meng Xin panicked, I'm a serious person!

He walked over stiffly—oh, that's the kitchen!

The Jade Emperor pointed to a pile of minced meat on the cutting board and said excitedly: "This is the best pork belly I treasured, they have all been cut into cubes, you have to make them into noodles and put them in the cupboard!" ”

Why is the Jade Emperor's treasure pork belly......

Why does the 'Jade Emperor' have anything to do with 'pork belly'......

Meng Xin feels that the future of this world will not be good!

But then again, "Is this really pork?" ”

The Jade Emperor glanced at him with disgust, "It's not pork, what kind of meat can it be!" ”

Meng Xin's mood was very complicated, "Have you considered Marshal Tianpeng's feelings about eating pork so openly?" ”

Won't Marshal Tenpeng take revenge on his kind?

The Jade Emperor said: "This Ding was cut by Marshal Tianpeng, and I won't!" ”

Meng Xin: "......"

That's it, I'd better concentrate on making my face!

"Are there any vegetables?"

"What vegetables do you want?"

"Anything, potatoes and carrots are the best!"

"There's one more white radish!"

"That's fine!"

"What about spices? And bean paste or something! ”

"Hehe, it's really professional, but no, only salt and vinegar, soy sauce is eaten at noon, and the bottle should still be able to bring out some flavor if you mix it with water!"

The soy sauce bottle has to be mixed with water, how bitter you are!

"Forget it!"

……

What do you think? Listening to this dialogue alone, you must not think that one of them is the Jade Emperor, right?

I can't think of it anyway!

Meng Xin first seasoned the diced meat with limited seasoning, put it aside, and then chopped the radish into dices, and used a little salt to remove the water stains!

The Jade Emperor sighed on the side, "Professional!" What a professional! I am very optimistic about you! ”

Meng Xin's face is black, I'll just cut a radish, as for it!

He suddenly asked very curiously, "Why do the immortals also eat whole grains?" ”

The Jade Emperor's eyes kept falling on Meng Xinxin's hand, and he replied casually: "As long as it is a living life, how can there be no one who does not eat!" I used to eat Linggu immortal peaches in Heavenly Court, but didn't I have to fry them, so I could only make do with whole grains, although the energy contained was a little less, but the taste was richer - especially the spicy series of Sichuan cuisine, which was incomparable to any fairy food, which simply made me want to stop! At the end of the day, he swallowed!

Have you seen it, friends of Dasichuan, our cuisine is even full of praise for the Jade Emperor, I feel that we can rush out of the universe and export Centauri A star!

Meng Xin is in a good mood, "I almost know a little Sichuan cuisine, back to the pot, boiling, dry boiling, hot pot, cold pot, cold dishes...... When I'm free, I'll make it for you! ”

In the past few years at my uncle's house, almost every meal has the credit of Mengxin, and he will cook general home-cooked dishes, and it is purely modest to say 'will a little'!

The Jade Emperor slapped his face, "You said it earlier, I knew that you were so promising, and I passed on the 'Purple Night Jade Emperor Dao' to you!" ”

Meng Novice's movements were immediately paused, "What kind of divine method is that?" Is it more powerful than 'Seventy-Two Changes'? ”

The Jade Emperor said: "It's not even more powerful, it's comparable, but that's my method of cultivating the gods!" ”

Oh, then don't change it!

Meng Xin still admires the 'Seventy-two Changes' even more, after all, it is a divine law that he has been familiar with since he was a child, and it also has the star effect of 'Monkey King'!

But then again, your teachings are too hasty, right? What about the 'three-five-nine products'? Why did a few Sichuan dishes make you sell your own cultivation method?

Mengxin feels so melancholy!

After getting ready, Meng Xin said, "You go and make a fire!" ”

The Jade Emperor didn't move!

Meng Xin looked at him suspiciously, and he said curtly, "I won't!" ”

Alas, I'll go, I can't even burn a fire, what use do I want from you!

At this moment, the Jade Emperor looked at the living room abruptly and sighed lightly: "Sure enough, you still can't hide it from the Bodhisattva?" ”

Meng Xin was stunned, Bodhisattva? What bodhisattva?

The next moment, a beautiful figure walked in at the door of the kitchen, wearing a plain white dress, her posture was like a fairy, she moved elegantly, her temperament was elegant and refined, her appearance was so beautiful that she was unbelievably beautiful, and her age was not easy to judge......

Meng Xin was shocked, from Granny Meng to Tai Bai Xing to the Jade Emperor, this is the most immortal he has ever seen!

I don't know if it's the Bodhisattva!

The plain white woman slowly moved over, first looked at the pot, then looked at the cutting board, sighed and said lightly: "It's early!" ”

After getting closer, Meng Xin's face turned red, what a beautiful young lady!

The Jade Emperor said, "Master Guanyin, you haven't had dinner yet, have you?" ”

Meng Xin was in awe, it turned out that this was the Guanyin Bodhisattva who was compassionate and compassionate!