Chapter 22 Can a novel without a complaint be called a novel?
Whether it is a human being or other intelligent beings, the speed of their reaction must be subconscious greater than their thinking. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
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It was an instinctive reaction, just like now, Dansheng Tani Mori Xia heard the "frightened" cry of the little bird Yu Liuhua and was about to push the door and enter.
"Click", turned the doorknob a few times, and found that the bedroom door was locked, Dansheng Gu Senxia immediately adopted the method of forcibly breaking the door that is often seen in movies.
Knock on the door!
Sweating profusely, Tani Senxia slammed his tender shoulders against the door, and then slammed into it.
"Smack!" The wooden door was opened, and a poor milk Lori who fled in a panic collided head-to-head with Dansheng Gu Senxia.
"It hurts!" X2, the two girls covered their reddened foreheads at the same time, and said with a slight cry.
Little Bird Swims Six Flowers: This is not scientific! Why was I, as the first middle and second disease of the evil king's true eye, be attacked by a sneak attack!
Dansheng Tani Mori Xia: Damn! I was attacked by a secondary school disease!!
"Whew!" , A figure suddenly sprang out of the bedroom, skillfully holding the little bird Yuliuhua's stupid feathers, and then lifting it up.
Wow! How skilled! Dansheng Gu Senxia instantly opened his mouth wide, and watched in surprise as Liyue skillfully packed a six-flowered cute beast.
Feed! Feed! Feed! Why tie the rope!
Before Dansheng Gu Senxia complained about Liyue's terrible behavior, the little bird Yu Liuhua launched a self-rescue operation by himself.
"Sanae! Come and save me! Ahh The little bird You Liuhua was being dragged by the feathers, so she could only sway weakly, trying to break free from Yue's restraints, and shouted into the bedroom at the same time.
It's really unscientific to say that the second dimension is really unscientific! Liuhua, how did you talk when your hair was being dragged!
"Swift as a sprout!"
In the surprised little eyes of Dansheng Gu Senxia, a black shadow suddenly rushed out of the bedroom room, the speed was amazing, and it rushed in front of Liyue with lightning speed, and then jumped high, with a strong momentum!!
it! What a situation!
"Don't!"
Dansheng Gu Senxia suddenly thought of something terrifying, a lot of cold sweat broke out on his head, and he shouted anxiously at Liyue.
But it was too late...... The black shadow had already approached Liyue and stretched out his right fist, ready to attack.
"Ya Butterfly!" , In Dansheng Tani Senxia's frightened eyes, the black shadow ...... directly was blocked out of the 。。。。。 by Liyue
"Hey! Hey! Hey! ”
A blonde Lori with a double ponytail tied to her head was held against Liyue's other hand, constantly waving her fists and shouting, but due to the height difference, she still couldn't hit Liyue.
Liyue was silent for a while, looking at this new middle two sick stupid person, Sanae Shou Shou, and thought for a while.
Convex Sanae, the invisible rich man in the world of "Middle Two Diseases Have to Fall in Love", his parents don't know whether they are government officials or the world's richest people or something, they have a prominent background, and they also miraculously have a high IQ.
The other identity is Liuhua's secondary and second-disease subordinate.
However, this can never change the fact that her EQ is 0, and she is still a middle two sick and double ponytail!!
The strength of the Second World War is full, and the actual combat power is not even as good as a spicy chicken!
Liyue blocked Sanae's head with his hand, then gently moved his body away and let go.
A double ponytail ran forward under the force of inertia.
"Bang!"
The head of this double ponytail came into close contact with the wall, well, quite intimately.
Dansheng Tani Senxia covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at him directly.
Yes, that's right, she wasn't worried about Liyue in the first place! How could there be something wrong with this great demon king! What she's worried about is that double ponytail poor breasts!
It's impossible to care about Liyue being knocked down or something!
That's right, there is no road in this world, there are many people walking, and all TM is a routine!
No, it's not! What is the matter with a double ponytail poor breasts that suddenly appeared!
"Ah, it's Danshenggu-san!"
Just when Dansheng Tani Mori Xia was about to have a daily frenzy, an acquaintance suddenly walked out of Liyue's room-a classmate Makoto Isshiki.
Damn, I almost forgot! This product was invited together, too!
"Ahh , Dansheng Gu Senxia suppressed the complaint in his heart, and said to Makoto Isshiki with a smile.
Who is here to join the club? I didn't say yes in the first place!
Wait a minute! Since I didn't promise why I came here, I came here = yes, I didn't promise ≠ came here...
,, how did this serious novel become super sci-fi again! I'm just an ordinary standard milk girl! Can't you just pick up soap easily and happily!
"That's right! We're here to discuss joining a club! Li Yue suddenly said with a look of sudden realization.
Don't tell me you don't remember it!
"So, let's talk about the content of [Meat Fan Ancient Burning Song Department]!" , Li Yue casually threw the six-flowered cute beast in his hand into the room, and then hurriedly pulled Dansheng Gu Mori Xia and the convex guard Sanae lying on the wall, ran into the room, and closed the door.
What is the purpose of human existence? Why? Why did you die? Why came into this world!
As a secondary and second-class disease otaku, Liyue Liaotian can tell you with great certainty:
Born for the book.,Die for the sake of the inside! One life, if you don't win two games, peeping at the girl's fat, then what's the point!
That's right! Born to be a book! Death is the ghost of the lifan! If you want to choose a way to die, please let me choose to die as a whole!
Of course, even this can't change the fact that this novel is a serious novel.
So the question is, what do we need to do to create a perfect burning song since ancient times?
That's right! The answer is: meat!
For example, now, under the bombardment of a lot of words such as "contribute to mankind" and "dedicate oneself to ACG" from Liyue, Dansheng Gu Senxia was not only perfectly lured to the [Ancient Meat Fan Burning Qubu], but also posed in various poses with a confused face.
"Ah, yes, yes, Sen Xia lifted the skirt a little, yes, yes, yes, that's it, show the blue and white fat times a little more." , Li Yue was excitedly holding a camera, constantly shooting something harmonious and beautiful.
Li Yue stretched out four fingers and sent four to the sky, this is definitely a move without any evil thoughts, this is all research!!
Can a gentleman's thing be called a pervert!
"Poof!" , a certain one-colored makoto beast exaggeratedly sprayed nosebleeds, and fainted with a happy face.
"That, Liyue-kun, what are we doing here?" , Dansheng Gu Senxia maintained the posture of lifting his skirt with a confused face, and turned his head to look at Liyue, who was dedicated to the cause of mankind.
"I'm making a contribution to humanity." , Li Yue said in a natural tone, "Because we are, Meat Fanbu!" ”
"So what the hell is this name!"
Dansheng Gu Senxia found that he had finally found the point of complaining!
Can a novel without a complaint be called a serious novel?
(Signed!) One blood get! )