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Bai Lingshuang caught up and said to Ah Jiu: "Shouldn't we rush back to the bar to advertise now?" ”

"How expensive is advertising, I have an idea to advertise without spending a penny, are you interested in hearing it?"

"What's the idea?"

"You find a place with a lot of people to jump off the building."

"What a bad idea, you want to kill me."

"Do you know what hype is, it is for you to pretend to jump off the building, attract onlookers, attract reporters, and you can be on the evening news."

"You can also pretend to jump off the building."

"I must have jumped off the building because you were in arrears of wages."

"Yes, just take it as if I owe you wages, you go and jump off the building."

"I jumped off the building and no one paid attention, this matter has to be done by the proprietress herself, a young girl, why can't she think of jumping off the building, this question alone can cause the infinite reverie of the onlookers, and the man will never sit idly by when he sees such a beautiful cutie jumping off the building, at least he will definitely stay and watch the excitement."

Bai Lingshuang thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll jump." ”

The two of them first ordered a billboard for the maintenance bar, and Ah Jiu said: "Boss, choose a building." ”

"We're jumping in a building near the maintenance bar, so we don't have to go too far."

"Master Lin, we met again, why did you come here?"

Ah Jiu fixed his eyes and looked at it, isn't this a ghost who has not been in love with the bitter old man liar Wu Ming, chasing himself to Hong Kong.

"Fellow Daoist, why are you here?"

"I'm here as an administrator, why did Master Lin come here?"

"Just hang out, we won't do anything bad." After Ah Jiu finished speaking, he pulled Bai Lingshuang and walked inside and sent Bai Lingshuang to the elevator.

"Another girlfriend, you're really capable." Wu Ming turned around and muttered.

"He's not my girlfriend."

Wu Ming turned around and saw that Ah Jiu was back again, and was puzzled: "You didn't go up together?" ”

"I don't jump off the building, why should I go up."

"Jumping off a building? Who is going to jump off the building? Wu Ming asked in surprise.

"It's the woman who went up just now, and it's almost time to get to the top of the building now."

At this time, Bai Lingshuang came out of the elevator again, and Ah Jiu asked in surprise: "Why did you come down, didn't you jump off the building?" ”

"No, I suddenly don't want to jump, let's go back."

"Why don't you jump, how can you give up halfway to do things, jump off the building."

"I don't pick." Bai Lingshuang wanted to leave, but was dragged by Ah Jiuyi and said, "You really don't jump?" ”

Wu Ming grabbed Ah Jiu and said, "People don't say they can't jump, you want to kill people." ”

"Ah......, you said you didn't jump, go, go home."

"I said I wouldn't jump, and I didn't say you wouldn't jump either, so you should go up and jump off the building right now." Bai Lingshuang ordered.

"Okay, I'll jump, I'll jump, you take a walk around now and I'm going to jump off the building, I'll wait on the roof."

Half an hour later, Ah Jiu saw that the people downstairs were almost gathered, grabbed a handful of leaflets and sprinkled them downstairs, shouting: "You are a young man, why did you commit suicide." ”

The leaflets floated down, and the onlookers below immediately rushed to pick them up and look at them, after all, everyone has curiosity.

Hey, I'm really fed up, Ah Jiu didn't say a word, quickly scattered all the leaflets downstairs, turned around and just wanted to leave, but was stopped by a fat man who came up.

"Stop, don't act rashly, hey, why are you, why can't you think about it so much?"

Ah Jiu saw that it was the policeman he met in the hotel, and Ah Jiu said: "Ah, I didn't think about it, I'll go downstairs." ”

After tossing for an afternoon, when the two of them returned to the Wei Stop Bar, night had fallen, Qiusheng had come back, Wen Cai had already come back after buying pig blood porridge, only Guo Tianya had never returned, Bai Lingshuang saw that there was one less person, and asked, "Why hasn't Guo Tianya come back yet?" ”

"Tianya may be delayed." Resurrection explained.

"I didn't come back so late, I sent a flyer for so long, and my salary was deducted, I said this sentence for the boss's wife." This sentence was said by Ah Jiu.

"Forget it this time, I'm not a mean person."

Dangdang, there was a knock on the door downstairs, and Fusheng said happily: "It must be Tianya who is back." ”

The crowd rushed downstairs, but saw a man in a red robe sitting down at a table, clutching a leaflet from the Stop Bar.

"This guy is so weird."

"Do you see my open leaves?" Ah Jiuyi touched his neck and didn't touch the open eye.

"Master, isn't the Kaimu leaf always hanging around your neck?"

"No, it may have fallen there, hey, I lost another magic weapon." Ah Jiu's heart was simply painful.

"Don't go and greet the guests yet." Bai Lingshuang urged.

"Guest, what do you drink?" Ah Jiu walked up to the red-robed guest and asked.

"Wine, whatever it is." The red-robed guest's voice was hoarse and low.

Ah Jiu walked back and whispered, "It's a ghost." ”

"Ghosts? How can you tell it's a ghost? The crowd's eyes widened in disbelief.

"It has no shadow."

Everyone watched carefully, and there was indeed no shadow of this red-robed guest.

"It's really a ghost, aren't you a Taoist priest, you go and drive it away?" Bai Lingshuang said.

"No, rat trap, you don't need to open this bar if you really fight, let's get ready to redecorate."

"That's right, you can get an idea."

"I can only outwit, Wencai, give me the soul fixing hairpin."

"Master......" Wen Cai wanted to speak and stopped.

"That's right, the soul hairpin has been lost, Wencai, responsible for protecting the proprietress and resurrection, Qiusheng, go upstairs to get the guy, I'll entertain this guest first."

Ah Jiu doesn't drink alcohol and doesn't know wine, red, white, purple and green took a few bottles and sent them to the table of the red-clothed guest, only to see that the red-clothed guest did not move, a few liquids flew into the mouth of the red-robed guest, and the bottles on the table became empty bottles.

Ah Jiu suddenly had an idea, hurriedly put away the empty bottles, and took a few more white bottles and put them on the table.

"You want to get me drunk?"

"Yes, I wanted to get you drunk, but I didn't expect to be seen by you." Ah Jiu took out a talisman and pasted it on the forehead of the red-robed guest.

Whoosh, the rune paper caught fire in an instant, and Ah Jiu exclaimed: "What the hell are you, the ghost suppression talisman can't stop you?" ”

"The red-robed fire ghost, ah." The red-robed fire ghost roared and revealed his true face, and he was still a beautiful female ghost.

It's a pity that Ah Jiu has no pity for the jade, and two more runes rushed to the red-robed fire ghost, and said: "It turned out to be a red-robed fire ghost, no wonder it stinks, and our whole bar stinks." ”

"That's how you treat your bar, I don't think there's any need to open it, ah......"

The red-robed fire ghost let out a terrible wail, shattering all the bottles of wine in the hotel.