"Whoa—"Where is this?" Ling Han didn't expect that when he came to Liu Bei today, he would make this middle-aged aunt misunderstand, thinking that she was here to pick up girls. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Is it because today he drove a Ferrari sports car to the school to find Liu Bei, she took it for granted that she was Liu Bei's suitor, which also made Ling Han speechless, he didn't know this girl named Liu Bei at all, he didn't know anything about her situation, and he only knew a little about this Liu Bei's situation from Miss An's mouth. If only a few words of An Xiaoxiao's introduction made Ling Han want to pursue Liu Bei, this would be too child's play, right? Of course, he didn't need to explain to this middle-aged aunt who was enthusiastic about coming home, he knew that this middle-aged aunt might not be willing to believe it based on his own one-sided words, so he simply didn't bother to explain.

He couldn't help but smile and won the favor of this enthusiastic middle-aged aunt, and she took the trouble to sell Ling Han what she thought was a good word: "Young man, I really look at you as a good person, today I will make an exception and help you with a word." As for whether Liu Bei agrees to come down to see you, I don't dare to pack the ticket. Because I think Liu Bei's girl is very individual, she doesn't want to deal with you, even if she puts a knife on her neck, she won't agree. However, if she agrees to come down to see you, and the two of you meet each other, don't forget to prepare me candy. I'm still a very practical person, and I won't ask you too much. Hehe! ”

Maybe it's because she rarely has the opportunity to talk to her, and few people are willing to listen to her trembling words. Today aroused her interest in talking, she was rare to be a living Lei Feng, she saw that her words made the handsome guy in front of him look weird, thinking that he was still shy, so he said a witty word to him, twisted his round ass and went upstairs to help him pass the word.

Ling Han was standing in place quietly waiting for this warm-hearted aunt to call Liu Bei down for him, he felt that he was standing downstairs with this girl at this time, and the girls upstairs would definitely be judged. Although they are far away, they can't hear what they are talking about, but they are thinking with their butts, and they also know that they are comparing and judging their body and clothing and the mate selection criteria in their hearts, and they are judging them one by one like the monkeys in the zoo for no reason.

At this time, the group of girls may have been arguing about something, their voices were much higher, and from time to time, a few words came into Ling Han's ears.

"Wow, this guy is so cool, I like it." A girl who seems to be very avant-garde boldly expresses her love, just like An Xiaoxiao's classmate Liu Yan'er is as bold and frank as that.

"Oh, this guy must be a rich second generation, you see he drives that Ferrari sports car, I'm afraid it's worth millions, you say, if he comes to pursue me, do I agree to his courtship or refuse?"

The unscrupulous declaration of love by these two girls immediately attracted a burst of ridicule, and everyone went crazy together, not caring about the feelings of the boy downstairs at all, maybe they deliberately made it bad, so that Ling Han could really hear it.

At this time, a girl poured cold water on the pair of and said, "Hey, you're going to daydream, don't you hear him negotiating with Aunt Shen?" People are here to find Liu Bei by name, are you spring and crazy? This is too cheap to achieve, and it will damage the reputation of our Zhongzhou University. It seems that the girl who spoke was very sensible, not as hot-headed as her companion, and what she said was very reasonable.

Who knew that her words not only did not make the two sober up, but were strongly refuted by the two girls: "Oh, it seems that some people can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, who are you?" Acting as a pseudo-Taoist here, do you think you are Liu Bei? Liu Bei is not like you, she is willing to be a second wife for others, when did you see Liu Bei accept someone else's show of love? ”

Another girl immediately echoed the girl who spoke earlier, it seems that this group of female college students does not live in a vacuum, and they also value money and material things very much, and they are a group of money worshippers.

Ling Han heard their conversation clearly, and despised them in his heart, thinking that they were nothing more than Erer, just the so-called pride of heaven who dressed brightly. He also felt a little sorry for the fact that he came to Zhongzhou University to find Liu Bei today, he was considered a little white face for no reason, and he was a swinger who purely pursued excitement, which was too wronged.

Just as Ling Han was sighing below, a pleasant sound suddenly came, which was like a clear spring, sweeping away the noisy sound just now, making Ling Han's mood feel a lot better.

At this time, a girl rushed downstairs with "oh, oh, oh", and Chong Linghan asked, "Hey, who is looking for Liu Bei?" Is that you? Little white face. Although this voice sounds a little delicate, it sounds very pleasant, and people are not excluded from listening to it.

My obedient voice made Ling Han's spirit lift, he thought that this Zhongzhou University was a place rich in beauties, and with this voice, he would definitely be able to rank among the beauties of Zhongzhou University.

Ling Han couldn't help but raise his head in surprise, my mother? How could it be such a girl? Ling Han looked at the alternative girl in front of him as if he was looking at an alien, he couldn't understand, just by this voice, he thought he would meet a beautiful woman like a fairy, but in fact, it was not. Standing in front of Ling Han at this time was a round fat girl in suspender pajamas, with a thicker waist than Hong Kong movie star Shen Dianxia, comparable to the bucket waist of a big-name singer in our country, which made Ling Han so surprised that he could stuff an egg in his mouth.

My good girl, where is this? This world is really incredible, this huge contrast made Ling Han, who had always been confident that he would not look away, had a sense of frustration for the first time. Because when he first heard this girl speak, he also gave this girl a high score of no less than ninety, but it made him surprised, and he didn't dare to compliment her appearance, and now let him score this girl's appearance, and his top score of ten is a consoling score, otherwise, it is reasonable to give a zero score to this unappetizing appearance.

This girl didn't expect that her appearance would make Ling Han, who had always been full of confidence, feel deceived, he was full of disbelief, how could this world create things like this? It's not April Fool's Day today, why did you come to such a show?

My God, you don't look good, you can't die if you have a gentle personality, and you speak fiercely, and you don't have anything to do with gentleness. She saw that Ling Han ignored her, which made her even more angry, so she was even more unkind to Ling Han, and asked with a stiff neck: "Who are you from Liu Bei, do you have anything to do with her?" ”

"Oh, you're Liu Bei? Your mom asked me to come to you. Ling Han thought that the fat girl standing in front of him was the daughter of An Xiaoxiao's nanny, Aunt Liu, he thought that An Xiaoxiao was playing a prank, talking about a girl like Zhu Bajie like a flower, which made Ling Han unappetizing. Just now, the middle-aged aunt was also saying that Liu Bei's suitors are as many as carp crossing the river, which is also a big surprise, could it be that there are no more beauties in this world? Everyone rushed to pursue this fat girl, Ling Han thought in his heart, even if he found a surplus in this vast sea of people, he would rather fight a bachelor than find such a master.

Ling Han ran into the girls' building to find the middle-aged aunt and asked her how could she make such a joke? Why tease yourself? Is it just because you look innocent, you can treat yourself like this, this fucking makes people think that this world is too fucking cold-blooded.

The fat girl looked at it with a look on her face, and she didn't like to see the guy who came out in front of her. She shook her head and said, "You have found the wrong person, I am not the Liu Bei you are looking for, you haven't answered me yet, do you have anything to do with Liu Bei?" "Fortunately, this fat girl is not Liu Bei, otherwise, Ling Han would have the urge to run wild. This voice and body were so contrasting that it was the first time Ling Han had encountered it in his life.

The girl was reluctant to give up on Ling Han, so she had to ask what this guy was looking for Liu Bei, at first glance, it was the second ancestor who wanted to come and have a relationship with Liu Bei, and he was another son of Liu Bei's many suitors, so she didn't relax with him at all. She thinks that since she and Liu Bei are best friends, she has to give Liu Bei a good pass, and don't let Liu Bei fall into endless emotional entanglements.

Ling Han once read the French novelist Maupassant's "Sheep Fat Ball", and was deeply impressed by the description of the heroine's appearance in it, saying that the girl appeared like a round ball, she was wearing a dress and skirt and walked out of the house, but the author used the word "roll", which shows how fat it is, this fat girl is really comparable to the heroine, the round face is chubby, and the already small eyes are squeezed like two glass beads inlaid in the eye sockets, and you can't see it if you don't look carefully.

Ling Han had no intention of coming to Zhongzhou University to look for flowers and ask Liu, he was entrusted by An Xiaoxiao's nanny Aunt Liu to find Liu Bei, and he was not interested in other girls at all, not to mention that it was such a superlative, which greatly ruined his appetite. Therefore, he asked the fat girl very rudely: "Oh, since you are not Liu Bei, then I am not looking for you, what are you here to make a fuss?" I've never seen you so shy. Although he had already seen from the eyes of this fat girl that he had done a mental insult to her, and had abandoned her and sent her into the cold palace, he didn't care at all, and felt that there was no need to have anything to do with her.

The fat girl still didn't give up on Ling Han, and said, "Although I'm not Liu Bei, I'm Liu Bei's best classmate, do you think I should come?" Should I ask Liu Bei about it? Hey, little white face, you haven't answered my question until now, do you think I should protest? The fat girl looked unhappy, she frowned, angry at Ling Han's ignorance, her angry eyes were like a beast that was about to eat people.