Chapter 33: Crocodile dung psychic
Luo Xiaobai frowned, and secretly cursed an idiot in his heart, and was about to turn around to say hello
Suddenly he felt that something was wrong, for the others did not seem to hear the noise of the donkey's big tongue
They were all immersed in their own joy, and in the entire lobby, the only one who was relatively quiet was Luo Xiaobai
So he continued to look down and listen to the girl introduce him to the specialties and wines
"Oops! Brothers! The donkey walked over with a big tongue and sat cross-legged beside Luo Xiaobai
Luo Xiaobai pretended not to know, raised his hand and pointed at the donkey's big tongue and said, "Beauty, look at how beautiful those flowers are outside!" ”
The donkey's big tongue looked confused, reached out and touched his bearded face, and looked blankly at the girl who led him in
The girl frowned and glanced at the girl next to Luo Xiaobai
Luo Xiaobai only felt that someone was blowing on the back of his neck, so his eyes widened and his face showed surprise
"Huh? Brother Li! When did you get here? Why didn't I see it? Luo Xiaobai exclaimed
The donkey's big tongue said indignantly: "You don't pretend to be a calf for me, you can't see such a big living person as Lao Tzu coming over?" ”
Seeing the donkey's big tongue grab the chicken leg on the table and gnaw it, Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but roll his eyes, because his stomach twitched, and he couldn't vomit out, so he could only roll his eyes and hold back
"You eat less! Eat too much and don't digest it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but say
The donkey's big tongue pursed his lips and said, "Miss Xiaojuan told me, it's all free here, why don't you eat?" Fill it up for my buddy, and I'm going to have a drink with my brother. ”
Luo Xiaobai secretly scolded in his heart that the dog can't change the ****, and it is "Xiaojuan" again! This donkey's big tongue seems to have nothing to do with all the girls called "Xiaojuan".
"I want to go to the bathroom, will you go?" Luo Xiaobai pushed away the wine glass handed over by the donkey's big tongue
The donkey's big tongue was stunned, wondering if this kid had a kidney deficiency recently? I haven't drunk yet, and I want to pee when I see the wine?
"Okay! I'm tired enough from trotting all the way, and I want to find a place to make it easier. The donkey's big tongue also stood up
A hint of murderous intent flashed in the two girls' eyes at the same time, and they looked at each other, then stood up at the same time
"I'll take you." The girl who brought Luo Xiaobai said
Luo Xiaobai nodded, so the two followed the two girls to the back of the lobby
When he entered the bathroom, the donkey's big tongue hurriedly took off his pants and put the water in
Luo Xiaobai pretended to take off his pants and stared blankly ahead
"Brother! What's wrong with your prostate? Waiting for pee? The donkey's big tongue wondered
Luo Xiaobai glared at him and made a silent gesture
The donkey's big tongue was still puzzled, and he was about to say something, when he suddenly felt a chill on his back, as if a gust of wind was blowing in
His eyes immediately widened, this was not the first time he had been in contact with this feeling, he knew it was ghostly
Click...... Click...... There was a slight sound of footsteps behind him, and the donkey's big tongue couldn't help but turn around slowly, and he was stunned for a moment
I saw that the donkey's big tongue was so frightened that he unconsciously let go of his hands, his pants fell directly to his feet, and the guy on his lower body was still hanging outside
Luo Xiaobai unhurriedly fastened his pants and turned around slowly, with an evil smile still hanging on the corner of his mouth
It turned out that it was the two beauties who came behind him, but they couldn't be described as beautiful women at the moment
Both female ghosts had ulcerated skin, their eyes turned up, their lips rotten, their gums exposed, and maggots crawling out of them
"Coming? The habit of peeping at the opposite sex is not very good! Luo Xiaobai quipped
The big tongue of the donkey on the side trembled and said, "It's so fucking scary! You still dare to flirt with this virtue when you grow up, the taste is quite heavy? ”
Although she is a female ghost, she is a woman after all in her life, and the most taboo thing for a woman is that others despise her appearance, which is a woman's nature
When the two female ghosts heard the donkey's big tongue say this, they immediately roared and stared at the white miserable eyes
The donkey's big tongue knew that he had said the wrong thing again, so he hurriedly waved his hand to explain, and as soon as he let go, the pants that he had just lifted fell down again
Because he was so nervous just now, he forgot to lift his panties, so the guy showed up again, but this time it was straight, and the two female ghosts moved their eyes to his lower body at the same time
Luo Xiaobai glanced at the donkey's big tongue with disdain, and quipped: "Your uncle's taste is even heavier!" Seeing this virtue, you can also ****, your desire is very strong? ”
The donkey's big tongue said with a crying voice: "His mother's son is scared! Lao Tzu was scared and that's it. ”
Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but wonder, thinking that this was the first time he had heard of this problem
The two female ghosts finally couldn't stand the gags of the two, so they both roared and threw themselves down at the donkey's big tongue
The donkey's big tongue was frightened at that time, and he actually made up the scene of two normal big girls rushing to his crotch
"Ahh The wail came from the donkey's big tongue, which seemed to be mixed with two women's screams
"It's over, it's over! Bites off! The donkey's big tongue and eyes were closed, and his face was painful
"Alas! Now that technology is developed, go back and find an animal that can be connected. Luo Xiaobai comforted
The donkey's big tongue was crying and chirping, "Really? I'm going to pick up the elephants. ”
Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but feel embarrassed for a while, thinking that if you can really receive an elephant whip, you can only marry another elephant
I watched the two female ghosts fall to their knees wailing, and then their abdomen agitated
With two snaps, two red little heads bulged out of their bellies, which were blood centipedes
The donkey's big tongue slowly opened its eyes, and found that Luo Xiaobai was squatting beside the two female ghosts, opening his mouth to absorb their essence
"Hello? Brother, you suck such a disgusting thing too? If you don't suck it, you'll die? "The donkey's big tongue can't help but feel sick to his stomach
Luo Xiaobai glared at him and said, "If you don't eat, will you die?" ”
The donkey's big tongue looked at the female ghosts that had turned into blood, and couldn't help but think of their disgusting faces, so he lowered his head and retched
This time he looked down, only to find that his little brother was still standing there intact
"Huh? Why didn't it fall off? There was a hint of disappointment in his eyes, maybe he really wanted to change to an elephant
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go." Luo Xiaobai said, reaching out and wiping it on the donkey's big tongue and eyelids
The donkey's big tongue suddenly felt a coolness in his eyes, and he couldn't help asking, "What did you wipe me?" ”
"Crocodile droppings!" Luo Xiaobai said lightly
"Why are you so disgusting?" The donkey's big tongue said dissatisfied
Luo Xiaobai snorted coldly and said: "The only thing that leads to yin in blood witchcraft is crocodile dung, and now people use crocodile dung as a mask to paste their faces, and there are also people who drink cat feces coffee, what are you?" ”
The donkey's big tongue was right when he thought about it, so he nodded and said, "What is Tongyin?" ”
"These ghosts are so powerful, you'll know when you go out!" Luo Xiaobai said impatiently
The two of them sneaked up on the front hall (to be continued.) )