The sound of the wall under the ground lasted less than a minute, and a crack appeared in the ground. The crack in the pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info is in the middle of the gossip tomb, like a curved yin and yang dividing line, and the gap is full of blue light, it seems that the tomb is not dark.

The ground began to flip along one end of the crack, like a drawbridge at the gate of the ancient city, and the old cow suddenly fell from the branch with the huge stone in his arms, and just at the moment when his head was straight down, his feet were clung to the trunk!

Lu Le was so frightened that his heart almost jumped out of his throat, the difficulty coefficient of this set of actions is too great, the slightest deviation of the head on the ground is nothing, the big stone in the key arms has not smashed himself flat?

The old cow straightened his legs, shook his arms hard, and the stones stuck impartially at the entrance of the tomb, and with a loud bang, frightened the two half-dead yellow sheep to struggle on the ground again.

The old cow clapped his hands, swung his upper body back as soon as his waist straightened, grabbed the branch with both hands and climbed up, and then released the two legs that were twisted on the trunk, and sat on the branch again.

That's it, people are still not red and out of breath. It was inconvenient to speak at the moment, so Lu Le put his thumbs up in front of him.

The door of the tomb stopped when it was about forty-five degrees up, and I don't know how much more it could open, but it was certain that it would not be able to close for a while.

In the dark blue tomb, a figure covered in golden light jumped up, and stepped on the stone steps with both feet very powerfully, making a very rhythmic "dong_dong_" sound.

At first, a head with a bun popped up. "Boom" jumped up a step, and then exposed the withered claws with shoulders and nails as sharp as hooks......

This glittering golden dress Lu Le is quite familiar, exactly the same as the robe of the Taiqing Palace Lord, it seems that this is Fu Qingshan, who is missing in the flesh! Moreover, he has indeed become a zombie!

Unfortunately, the yellow sheep on the ground had been bleeding for several hours, and had just returned to the light and struggled for a while, and by this time they had already lost their breath.

The zombie seemed to be only interested in living creatures, and jumped out of the ground in a hurry, but when he saw only two dead bodies, he roared in frustration on the spot, and tore the corpse to pieces, making the sky full of flesh and blood.

It's so fucking scary, in this case, no one dares to go down when the tomb door is opened!

It may be that he has been bending over the branches for a long time, his intestines are not smooth, and he is indeed a little nervous at this time, Lu Le coldly squeezed out a fart, and his voice was thin and long, like pulling an erhu.

This fart is terrible, the angry zombie instantly stunned the ground, and then raised its head faintly. On that faceless face with Chinese characters, two blood-red pupils turned straight up.

Lu Le wanted to slap his two big mouths in annoyance, and quickly lowered his head and hid among the leaves.

Yesterday, I ate too much Western-style dinner, and this fart was really delicious enough, and he couldn't smoke himself, but the old cow was really able to calm down, and he didn't move at all, and his right hand was on the handle of the axe in his waist and didn't let go at all.

The zombie's eyes are not good, and it can only be seen vaguely at close range, but its sense of smell is particularly sensitive, especially this strong vitality, which immediately whets its appetite.

It let out a creepy growl in its throat, and its nostrils stretched to the limit, inhaling hard upwards and thumping under the maple trees as it inhaled.

Lao Niu's face is also very ugly at this time, he said that zombies can't climb trees, shouldn't it be a lie? Lu Le couldn't rest assured, put his mouth to his ear and asked softly, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"I have a ...... urgency"

I'll it! It is precisely the wise man who has made a mistake in a thousand thoughts, and has done a hundred preparations, but has forgotten to solve his personal problems.

Looking at the corpse king who was circling under the tree, Lu Le's hair stood up, and he simply bit his teeth and said to the old cow: "Urine!" Pee to death it's a bastard, and it can't climb up anyway! ”

"Brother! Aren't you embarrassed for me? How can I pee on it? ”

Lu Le said angrily: "Suffocate you!" ”

But is this thing said that you can endure it, the old cow quickly shuddered, and it seemed that he couldn't bear it anymore, so he took out the words and peed on his legs.

The corpse king had heard movement in the tree, and was looking up for the target, but it happened to be urinated all over its face, and it exploded at that time, scratched down with one claw, and ripped off a whole piece of bark in front of it!

The old cow was so frightened that he almost retracted his urine, and after hastily solving it, he said: "It's okay this time, you have to have prostatitis......"

"There's still time to worry about that, what about that monster down there?"

"What else can I do, just watch horror movies for free."

Only then did Lu Le know what to call for joy in suffering, and it was a little more reassuring to see that the corpse king grabbed and jumped but couldn't get up.

Suddenly, there was the sound of gnawing sugar cane under the tree, and they stuck out their heads in surprise to look, only to see the sawdust flying in the sky under the bright moonlight!

The corpse king was already crazy, and he grabbed the trunk of the tree and gnawed it, four canine teeth more than an inch long were more powerful than a chainsaw, and in a short time he gnawed a gap half a foot deep!

If you continue to gnaw at this rate, they will be finished in less than two hours! Lu Le could only silently pray in his heart that it was tired, and then go back to the tomb to clean the toothbrush and sleep.

Lao Niu was also anxious: "No, we have to find a way to lure it away!" ”

"What's the point? Is it possible for us to run faster than it? The two of us are here to catch ghosts, but the ghosts are scared, what do they look like? ”

Lu Le's stubborn temper came up at that time, and the moment he pulled out the golden rope from his waist, there was a "snap" like thunder.

When he was in school, the teacher often praised him and said, "You Lu Lezheng is always not good at learning his homework, but he is evil and smart.

It seems that the teacher is right, just now Lao Niu's set of upside-down golden hooks, he just read it once, and immediately dared to practice it himself. Twisting his legs around the trunk, his body immediately flipped down, and the golden rope in his hand was pulled out, and there was a loud "snap", and a string of sparks was pulled out of the trunk, which was a little bit away from the head of the corpse king.

It's not a technical issue, it's a somewhat miscalculated estimate of the distance.

The Corpse King was also taken aback by this sudden attack, and instantly stopped gnawing at the tree, and when he looked up, he saw a large living person hanging above his head!

The corpse king really exploded this time, his big mouth jumped up, the sawdust between the fangs fell straight down, the roar was endless, and the waving ghost claws almost scratched Lu Le's head a few times!

There's no way to exert your strength when you're hanging upside down, otherwise I'll smoke your own mother and won't know you!

Lu Le was more than capable of strength, and when he saw the crazy corpse king in front of him, his legs were weak: "Old cow! Pull me up! ”