Chapter 17 Attending the Funeral
At this time, there were already five people living in the Wei Stop Bar, Guo Tianya, Ma Xiaoling, Guo Tianya, Bai Lingshuang, and Guo Fusheng. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Guo Tianyou and Guo Fusheng lived in the room that led to the attic by the white stairs, but there was no guarantee that Guo Tianyou would not come down and sneak into Ma Xiaoling's room.
Ma Xiaoling and Guo Tianya lived in the room on the left side of the straight walk, and Bai Lingshuang lived in the second room on the right side of the straight walk.
However, why no one lives in the first room on the right may not have been sorted out yet.
The next morning, Ah Jiu led Wen Cai to Weihu Bar to meet Qiusheng, and then took Bai Lingshuang's sports car to Lao He's house to attend the funeral.
The person who presided over the funeral was none other than Ah Jiu's second senior brother He Chenyou, Lao He was already very face-saving to invite He Chenyou, after all, it was He Chenyou's senior brother and brother, those two, with Lao He's identity, even if he broke his knees, he couldn't invite them.
With the same come, there is also the noon monk, because the young master He is a horizontal death, must ask the monk to exceed, but there are many wine and meat monks in this world, there are monks, Lao He simply invited the noon monk of the church to come over to his son to read a piece of the sutra, Xiao He no matter whether he saw God or the Buddha, in short, he went west.
In the living room, Lao He was receiving guests who were mourning.
"Boss He, people can't be resurrected after death, you mourn by the way." Walking into the living room, Ah Jiu arched his hand with a sad face.
Lao He saw Ah Jiu's sad expression, and a few tears flowed from his eyes, but he was still very puzzled and asked, "Master Lin, what are you doing here?" ”
"I learned that Ling Lang's soul returned to the west and came to mourn."
"Qiusheng, Wencai."
"Boss He, you are mourning and changing,"
"Huh?"
Wen Cai lowered his head at the moment, not knowing what he was thinking.
Ah Jiu pushed Wencai, made a look and said, "Talking, dumb?" ”
"Oh." Wen Cai stepped forward and bowed: "Boss He, congratulations to you." ”
When he boarded, he sat dumb.
Ah Jiu hurriedly flew up and kicked Wen Cai a few steps away: "Didn't you take medicine before you came, He's happy?" ”
"yes, what's the good news?" Qiusheng stepped forward and asked.
"Shut up." Ah Jiu shouted loudly.
"Hehehe, Boss He, my apprentice can't speak, don't you mind?" Ah Jiu's sharp gaze swept over Lao He's eyes.
"Oh, don't mind, don't mind."
Old He Qi's chest is very tight,
"Why don't you come over and apologize to Boss He."
"Oh." Wen Cai rubbed his buttocks a few times and walked back and bowed: "Boss He, I'm sorry, congratulations to you, to you, I wish you an early noble son." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, you have a noble son early." Qiusheng echoed.
"Ahh Suddenly, there was a cry in the mourning hall.
Ah Jiu immediately made a look, and Wencai Qiusheng flew forward and wailed bitterly, stuffing the paper money into the brazier.
"Ah, hahaha, brother, brother, my brother, you died too early, died too miserably, woo woo, why didn't I die?"
Just by virtue of Wen Caiqiu's birth of two people, they have already cried and shook the sky.
Ah Jiu's two apprentices can be described as versatile, and Qiusheng first sang a live adaptation of "The Old Widow Crying Grave" with emotion.
After crying a song, there were already many onlookers.
Wen Cai immediately cried and cried, grief-stricken, and almost fainted several times.
"Gong Jin."
Ah Jiu stepped forward and kicked Wen Cai again.
"Betfair."
"Woohoo will happen, unfortunately die, shocked to hear the bad news, and break the liver and intestines."
"Hearing the death of the immortals, the rivers stop diarrhea, hearing the passing of the immortals, the stars and the moon have no light."
"If you have a spirit, listen to me cry, if you have a spirit, enjoy my steaming."
"Hang Jun is a young child, in order to make the autumn birth, the couple is virtuous and beautiful, and the good stories are beautiful."
"Hang the gentleman's spirit, reduce the rent and add a bed, you can't get up at first, and you can get erect late."
"Hanging Jun is cold, invincible to sleep, swaying freely, elegant and elegant."
"Hang Jun Hongcai, stinky feet and empty alleys, the golden gun will not fall, and the enemy will be strong."
"Sorrow will happen, pity will happen, pain will happen, sorrow will happen."
"The heart of the great cause, the name of the century, the spirit of the essence, the flow of generations."
"Mourning Jun Sijun, sad and heartbroken, the sky is dark, and the earth is frosty."
"The night is always lost, tears welled up, the proprietor wept, and lost Linglang."
"Literary talent is not talented, Gai is sought to be sought, if you survive or die, why worry about it."
"Woohoo will happen, life and death will be goodbye, the darkness is endless, and the world is boundless."
"If the soul is like a spirit, to learn from my heart, from now on the world, where is the bosom friend?"
Wen Cai cried and lay on the coffin: "It must be sent, go slowly, it must be sent, it must be sent, I will come." ”
Crying deeply, Wen Cai hit his head on the coffin again, and Qiu Sheng hurriedly pulled Wen Cai away.
After crying and receiving the red envelope, the anxious two opened it on the spot.
"It's only three hundred." Qiusheng exclaimed.
"yes, that's it." Wen Cai agreed.
Lao He's old face was blue and purple for a while.
"I cried so hard to give such a little." Wen Cai pouted and grumbled.
"How much is more?"
"What kind of car do you want?"
"I didn't want a big car."
With so many relatives and friends present, Lao He could only calm himself down: "Several, it's not too early, please sit down first." ”
"Okay, take a seat."
Lao He sat down, and the guests at the same table were, He Chenyou, Wu Monk, Ah Jiu, Bai Lingshuang, Wencai, and Qiusheng.
Lao He sat in the middle, on the left was He Chenyou Qiusheng, on the right was Wu Monk Wencai, and on the opposite was Ah Jiubai Lingshuang.
"Did you eat last night?" Ah Jiu asked.
"Nope." Wen Cai Qiusheng replied at the same time.
Did you eat this morning? Ah Jiu asked again.
"Nope." Wen Cai Qiusheng replied at the same time.
"Well, let's eat."
Lao He smiled and picked up a prawn and ran to the bowl in front of Bai Lingshuang and stretched it out: "Miss Bai, eat this." ”
Ah Jiu swished a chopstick and slapped the prawns to the ground: "Don't eat it, it's dirty." ”
Lao He's old face was red and speechless.
Ah Jiu said reproachfully: "You people don't have any common sense of hygiene. ”
"With chopsticks." Autumn reminds left and right.
"Oh."
Lao He looked at Ah Jiu with a gloomy gaze, and Monk He Chenyouwu beside him was also looking at each other.
Lao He hurriedly said: "Two, today is the death anniversary of the dog, let's give He a little face." ”
The two glanced at each other and suppressed their murderous aura.
Lao He refused to give up, picked up a piece of big meat and ran to Bai Lingshuang's bowl and stretched it out, Ah Jiu raised his chopsticks and patted again, Lao He was on guard this time and hurriedly flashed and stretched out, Ah Jiu picked up the chopsticks and slapped the big piece of meat away, pop, a piece of meat full of oil was smashing on the head of the noon monk.
He Chenyou was secretly refreshed, in order to be angry with Ah Jiu, Lao He made a meatball between the chopsticks with both hands, and before he left the plate, Ah Jiu's chopsticks slapped it again, and two meatballs flew up to block He Chenyou's eyes.
The atmosphere on the table was eeriely quiet.
"Master Lin, what do you mean by this?" Lao He's face was pale, and he asked angrily.
"It's not interesting, I want to eat meatballs too."
"Meatballs aren't for everyone."
"But you can't feed it to an old dog." (To be continued.) )