Chapter 39: The handsomeness of the protagonist cannot be described in words!

As a protagonist with a superior IQ, Liyue feels that he can completely rely on his IQ to eat, but he has to use his handsome appearance to mix with society. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

A large part of the reason for this is because Liyue feels that he is too smart, and killing Einstein's IQ in seconds is not just talking! Hawkers, although he hasn't done a related IQ test, Liyue knows that his IQ must be unprecedentedly high.

Gut feeling! You can't go wrong with your instincts as the main character!

Therefore, in order to maintain the balance of the human world, Liyue has been enduring humiliation and burden, and can only hide his high IQ, so he has to sell his appearance and eat together.

But there is no way, some people are born to be kings, some people fall into the grass as cowards, everyone has their own destiny, and God is destined!

Liyue has always believed that since his IQ is so against the sky, his appearance is naturally one in ten thousand, no, it is unparalleled in the world!

So Liyue Li's Aotian has been worried about whether he will be kidnapped by a group of or a group of on a dark night, and then anal or bang each other or something!

Ordinary people's handsomeness can only attract the opposite sex, but Liyue has always been convinced that his handsomeness has broken the boundaries of gender and broken through the barrier of three-dimensional and two-dimensional! There is a saying that as long as a person is handsome to a certain extent, then whether he is attacking or receiving, he can change flexibly!

Just like now, Li Yue leaned nervously against the wall at the back of the classroom, looking at Lu Yan with a dazed face and the soap that had just slipped out and fallen on the ground.

Is it finally here? A who wants an anal protagonist! As the main character, I won't be analized by!

"Hey! Mutual masturbation over there! Listen to me! Li Yue completely ignored the fact that he was still in the classroom, and shouted at Lu Yan with a "scared" face, "As the most handsome man in this novel, I will not give in to you!" ”

No! Actually, you're excited inside, right? Dansheng Tani Senxia sat on the other side of the classroom, the corners of his mouth twitching rapidly.

According to her rich experience, what this secondary and second disease is thinking about now must be [Come on!] From the front, I'm ah! 【Let's live in style and pick up soap!】 Otherwise, it's [come! Hurt each other! Something like that.

Such a "normal" speech is just an introduction! At times like these, if nothing else, there will be ......

"Liyue, are you handsome? Does it have anything to do with giving in to that transfer student? Ishisseko, who was sitting next to Liyue, asked the question wittily.

Here it comes!!! The god assists the supporting role of passers-by!

"Hehe, hahaha, wahahaha!" The corners of Liyue's mouth rose slightly, revealing a smile that saw through everything, laughed three times, and shook his head lightly at the bewildered face of Yishi Cheng, "Tut-tut, naïve, too naïve!" ”

"As the man of this novel, I'm going to talk about my handsomeness." , Li Yue sneered, directly took out a feather fan, took out a cyan scarf and put it on his head, and a temperament of contempt for the world spontaneously emerged.

Lu Yan's eyes, which were transformed by T-1000, flashed with red light, and then quickly returned to the black pupils of ordinary people.

And the reaction of the little bird Yu Liuhua is quite violent.

"Na, Nani!" , Little Bird You Liuhua covered the blindfold in his right eye, kept retreating in a cold sweat, and muttered to himself, "Mo Fei, this is the lupine scarf!" Talking and laughing, the ashes are gone! The Wolong pretend to be in shape! ”

"Heh", Li Yue sneered again, acquiescing to the answer of Little Bird You Liuhua, and then stood proudly in the middle of the classroom, lightly fanned the Wolong fan, and said to Isseki, "My handsome, how can you and other mortals snoop a thing or two?" Even Zhou Gongjin had to bow down in front of me!

My handsomeness is like the gentle sunshine through the floor-to-ceiling windows in winter, warm and subtle, beautiful but not sensational, making people reverie infinitely, even more than all the beautiful things in the world.

Time magazine in the United States made this analogy to my handsomeness: [Like a flawless portrait of a beautiful man carved by Michelangelo with all his might]! Actually, I don't really agree with this analogy. First of all, this sentence describes my handsomeness as too superficial and superficial! It doesn't reveal my deeper meaning!

Secondly, instead of using "Michelangelo did his best to carve it", it should use a more considerable adjective such as "Michelangelo couldn't carve it with all his talents", otherwise it is difficult to be convincing. After all, my handsomeness is obvious to all, and I vaguely remember that when I was born, I carried thousands of rays of light, stepped on thirty-six golden lotuses, and my body was like fire, and my eyes and stars turned to come to this world.

As soon as I was born, my face was handsome and extraordinary, and I just got out of my mother's swaddling clothes and amazed the audience, so that the nurse who delivered the baby covered her face and cried on the spot, and bit her fingers to make a bloody book: In this life, you will not marry, there will be no mausoleum in the mountains, and heaven and earth will be together, but you dare to be with you! In order to protect me, the government even restructured the laws and regulations, strictly prohibiting young girls, Lori, beautiful girls, royal sisters, young women and many other women from approaching me, and there will be no forgiveness for violators!

Shuai also brought a lot of troubles to my life, I vaguely remember that summer, the world's beauties jointly recommended me to be the president of the United Nations, some girls even took hunger strikes, streaking and other radical behaviors, and finally I had to stand up and express my desire to just be an ordinary person, so that the incident subsided.

But this directly caused men to envy and hate me, so that I have never been in a relationship until now. ”

At the end of the words, the sound stopped, and there was a deathly silence.

Sure enough, was it intimidated by my powerful aura? Li Aotian thought confidently in his heart.

After all, no one can withstand this bombardment...... No, it's not! What's going on with this powerful murderous aura!

Li Yue instantly opened his lazy eyes and stared forward, an extremely terrifying figure had already quietly come to his side!

"Classmate Liyue, what did you just say, can you say it again?" Under the frightened gaze of the surrounding onlookers, the head teacher, Mr. Xiaoqi, walked up to Liyue, smiled and smashed his fist into the wall.

"Bang!"

The reinforced concrete walls were blasted out of a shallow hole covered with cobwebs.

This is not scientific! This world should just be a daily movie with no combat effectiveness, right!

"Oops, I accidentally used a little force, oh hehe", Teacher Xiaoqi smiled, but at this time, with the shallow pit that was still emitting dust and smoke, it was really lethal 99999+!

Demon! This is definitely the embodiment of a demon, right?

"............", Rao is extremely out-of-the-box nerves, after feeling the danger of his life being ended, he thought about it carefully, and finally decided...... "Actually, what I just said is to study hard and make progress every day!" I swear four! ”

Li Yue said to Teacher Xiao Qi like this, well, quite serious.

Pretending to be honest is valuable, and the price of life is higher, if you take one, you will be decisive!

Remember! There is never anything in this world that cannot be solved without discipline! If so, sorry, please forget about me!

"Oh, the teacher knows that Liyue is a good child", Teacher Xiaoqi still had a "warm" smile and patted Liyue's shoulder.

"Click", Li Yue calmly turned his head to look at his left shoulder, well, it seems that the bones are misaligned.

The students in the entire class subconsciously swallowed their saliva, and the cold sweat on their heads became more and more frequent, and they were soon sweating profusely.

Sure enough, if you pretend to be forced or something, you need to pay your life, or even higher!

"Okay, let's continue the class", Teacher Xiaoqi smiled and stepped over the "corpse" of Chiyin Nanamiya lying on the ground, and happily walked to the podium.

Well, after all, as a people's teacher, you have to learn not to be surprised.

On this day, the students once again recalled the fear of being dominated by their teachers!

(Teacher's Day temporary plot filling, anyway, I don't have an outline, this kind of plot can be written when I think of it.) )