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When he came back, he saw Uncle Zhao with a sad face, and he knew that the situation was not good, and the people below naturally would not be in a good mood, even Uncle Liu just drank a few sips of stuffy wine and left with his family.

In less than a moment, in the crowded courtyard, there were only three or three figures left, cleaning up the dining table.

The cold wind blows bitingly, and where there is no light, the black hole is hollow, and the big mouth of the evil beast that opens its huge mouth is enough to make the faint-hearted, or those who have just experienced the baptism of horror movies, tremble with fear.

In this way, Lin Lei nested in his small bed, looking at the figure getting closer and closer, and his heart was terrified, especially the shadow in his hand under the elongation of the light, there was a forty-meter long stick in his hand, which was even more terrifying, Lin Lei was wrapped in a quilt like this, hiding at the foot of the bed, watching the sound get closer and closer, and gradually began to cover Lin Lei's whole body.

Lin Lei finally couldn't help it, and looked at this person in horror, "Mom! ...... We...... Let's ...... This one...... Rolling pin...... Let's put it down first, no! ”

My mother looked at Lin Lei hiding in the corner with disdain, like a frightened little beast, "Something that has no interest, look at you scared, in the future, you will be like your father, afraid of your wife." Then he raised the rolling pin in his hand, "You have to answer honestly if I ask you anything today, do you hear?" ”

Looking at his mother's fierce appearance, his eyes stared at him viciously, and the rolling pin in his hand touched his mother's palm one by one, making a snap~~ sound, Lin Lei instantly remembered the fear of being dominated by a feather duster, rolling pin and washboard when he was a child.

Generally, the normal small mistake is to dispatch the same, and especially big things are the two things at the same time, only once is the three major artifacts added together, which is the last thing Lin Lei is afraid of:

It was still just graduated from elementary school, the day of July, the heat died, Lin Lei followed a few classmates to swim in the river, and fell directly into the mud in the river, fortunately there were adults fishing next door, otherwise Lin Lei would have ascended to heaven, it was this time, Lin Lei, who was brought back, went directly to the three big punishments, left and right mixed doubles, straight butt flowering.

Lin Lei was crying and howling, and his parents were also crying while fighting. The whole family was crying.

Now Lin Lei touched his buttocks and said honestly: "I will say whatever the leader asks, and I will not hide or lie." Then put on a flattering smile, "Mom! You ask! I promise to know everything! ”

Mom nodded with satisfaction, very happy with Lin Lei's attitude! "Let me ask you, where did you learn this cooking!" The mother looked at Lin Lei suspiciously, her son won't come for two years, and suddenly he has such good cooking skills, shouldn't he have been dropped! But that's not right! The jingle of his own poor family, how can there be anything to make people's pictures.

"Alas! That's it! Lin Lei pretended to be relieved, which made my mother even more puzzled, this matter is quite small, it has to do with whether you are my own or not!

"Hey! I'm a cook, no! It's not just cooking, it's more. "Lin Lei first left a way back for himself, anyway, the system will open more and more sections in the future, and he will definitely not be a little chef for a lifetime, so I will leave the bottom first," This thing I learned from an old Taoist priest in college, when I went to the countryside of Ningcheng with my classmates to play, just saw a broken temple, and went in, I didn't expect the Taoist priest to fall in love with me, so I often went to play with him, and I became familiar with it when I came and went, and I didn't learn something with him! But it's a pity, he was feathered some time ago, otherwise you must know him, Mom, he is a capable person. ”

Lin Lei is not a lie, the old Taoist priest does have some skills, and he has lived a lot, can eat and drink, and did not show any pathology until the day he left, it seems that the limit has arrived, just go, Lin Lei was still very surprised at that time, he has been praying to God and worshiping Buddha during that time, but the famous temples and temples around the country are all fat-headed brain "businessmen" How can there be real masters.

However, the old Taoist priest of the Taoist Temple really taught Lin Lei one or two hands, but what kind of room technique, what kind of maiden heart sutra! What a cave Xuanzi thirty-six hands! Looking at the old bastard's obscene eyes, Lin Lei didn't even look at it, and then the old Taoist priest left, but he took a look! It's the ancient version of the Yellow Book, and it's so rough, this posture is just a casual little movie to learn it all, thanks to this old Taoist priest is still a baby, in the end it is an antique of the last century!

However, Lin Lei's truth made his mother believe it, and his mother believed it, plus Lin Lei really didn't lie, which his mother was very confident about, and her son's little look of lying could be seen at a glance.

So I can be sure that Lin Lei, this kid is quite honest and didn't dare to lie to me, but my mother obviously forgot that there is a kind of thing called to attack the west, I just say it casually, but I just didn't say that I learned this ability from him, but if you think about it yourself, then it's not my responsibility.

Lin Lei looked at the nodding mother in his heart, and laughed in his heart, he couldn't imagine that the shrewd mother also had a time when the horse stumbled. This is the first time in Lin Lei's history, and this is a great victory.

Mom is not thinking about what her son is thinking, it is estimated that if she knew, she would beat this son to death in a minute. But now my mother is still very happy, she has believed in the Tao for so many years, and all the blessings she has saved should be on her son, so her son has such an adventure. Otherwise, why didn't the other people who went with him have it, it must be their own reasons. The more my mother thought about it, the more excited she became, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that she was right. Tomorrow, I will wipe the portrait of Taishang Laojun and put on another incense, um! I'm making a sacrifice, so that's pretty much it.

Lin Lei didn't know that the credit for his "adventure" had been occupied by his mother without hesitation, and the credit was attributed to his own head, I don't know whether Lin Lei should be glad that his mother lied herself, or ......

"Hmmm! All right. The old mother, who got the "satisfied" answer, happily put down the rolling pin in her hand, "Good son, get up early tomorrow morning, make the meal ready, and ask me and your father to eat, don't forget." Then he swayed and hummed an old-fashioned little song and left, Lin Lei could still guess that his mother must be thinking about this at this time: It's better than me cooking, it's upside down, you can do it, and all the cooking work in the house will be given to you in the future, see if you stinky boy still dare to scream in front of my mother.

Lin Lei was a little speechless now, and said that he would come back and try the craftsmanship made by his mother, what I wanted was not a taste, but a feeling! What are you letting me do by myself! Lin Lei was crying.

Say okay, make what I love! Said good wanderer treatment! It's all a lie in the novel! Swindler! Swindler! Swindler!