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When I got dressed again and appeared at the door, Wen Yi's face had already returned to its original pink color. She looked at me with a smile, looked up and down, nodded and said, "It's okay, it's still a handsome little guy." ”

I touched my slightly blue beard and said with a smile: "I'm about to become an old man, Wen Yi, why don't you help me shave?" ”

When Wen Yi heard my question, she actually said shyly, "Don't you think there's something more on your face?" ”

I touched my chin and said, "Oh, there's a scab."

Wen Yi smiled stupidly: "I don't know how to shave, I will ...... if I am not careful"

I waved my hand and said unconcernedly, "What a big deal, I will practice it often in the future." ”

"It's beautiful to you." Wen Yi threw me a big sanitary ball.

When I got downstairs, I saw Mr. Taiyi standing there with two little girls and Ye Yi basking in the sun, I hurriedly walked over, smiled at Ye Yi and nodded, and we brothers didn't have to say anything polite. Instead, he respectfully said to Mr. Taiyi: "Sir." ”

"It's down." Mr. Taiyi nodded at me.

I looked around and asked, "Where's the fat guy?" ”

"Gone with his wife." One of the twins said, his voice was very sweet, wasn't this the person who just called my family rabbits? I glared at her vigorously, the little broken child has no rules, and at a glance I know that it is a new generation of imps.

"Stare at what you want! Little ghost, believe it or not, I'm beating you! The little girl waved her little fist and looked fierce.

"Hehe, little girl, do you dare to call me a little ghost? How old are you? Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you! "I deliberately pretended to be fierce and waved my fist at her.

"X little fish, don't make trouble." The other of the twins said.

I smiled and said, "Little ghost, learn from your sister." Look at how polite people are. "I judged that only my sister could call her sister by her name like that.

The girl called Xiaoyu was angry: "What do you say? Call Auntie! If you dare to be disobedient, I will beat you, hum, the rules of the master, understand? ”

"Haha, aunt?? Just you, a little broken child, or my aunt? I said with a smile, feeling Wen Yi tugging at my sleeve.

Ye Yize looked at me with a playful expression, hmm, did I really say something wrong? Or are these two little girls who look like they are only eighteen or nineteen years old really mine...... Aunt Shi????

No way!

I turned my gaze to Mr. Taiyi and asked weakly, "Sir, this is not a joke, is it?" ”

Mr. Taiyi smiled and nodded at me and said, "Not a joke, these two are my junior sisters, and they look like children." ”

I......

Shocked!

I'm a patient! I thought I should be in the hospital room, I didn't seem to be awake yet.

But I looked at Wen Yi's anxious gaze at me, saw Ye Yi's playful smile, saw Xiaoyu among the twin girls glaring at me angrily, and saw Mr. Taiyi's smiling face.

I decisively and shamelessly, I was taken by the fat man to change my face, and said: "Yang Guang has seen the two senior aunts, I wish the two senior aunts eternal happiness and eternal youth, longevity than Nanshan, and flying immortals in the day." ”

"Hee-hee! Well, that's good. Aunt Xiaoyu said.

Well, I think life is really tragic, how can I have such a perverted pair of young aunts? What a generation! It's a real mess.

My mother wants to call Mr. Taiyi and uncle, and I want to call Mr. Taiyi master. In fact, Mr. Taiyi is still my grandfather's junior brother, and I should call Mr. Taiyi a senior according to my seniority. Of course, I also want to call the twins Shiguzu. Did I earn it? Or is it a loss?

Mr. Taiyi smiled: "Don't worry so much, where are my Dao disciples so congested?" It's good to do things according to your nature and heart. Come and meet these two aunts, you can call her Aunt Xiaoyu, and the other is Aunt Xiaoqi. ”

I smiled and said, "That's what Mr. said." ”

Continued, I bowed to the two senior aunts seriously, and then asked, "Yang Guang has seen Senior Aunt Xiaoqi and Senior Aunt Xiaoyu, I wonder if the two senior aunts can accept apprentices?" ”

Aunt Xiaoyu pursed her lips and asked with a smile, "Little ghost, what do you want to do?" ”

Aunt Xiao Qi glanced at me, then looked to my side again, and said, "Do you want us to take her?" ”

I immediately climbed the big snake on the stick, with a smile on my face that was brighter than the blooming peony, and said: "Yes, yes, two aunts, your two nephews and daughters-in-law are the best girls, I don't ask you two to teach her to catch ghosts and exorcise demons, just teach her how to stay beautiful." If I can let her have the same appearance as a twenty-eight girl at your second age, I am grateful to my nephew! ”

"What do you say? Stinky boy, do you want to say I'm old? The little fish called.

"I ......" I was stunned for a moment, and then I realized that there was indeed a problem with my speech, and said embarrassedly: "Aunt Xiaoyu, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that." You see, you are standing here, even my nephew and nephew think that you are a child who has not grown up, and you say how good you are. If you say this, no one will believe it! Isn't it? You're just a slip of the tongue, the wrong thing, the wrong fart. Okay? ”

Aunt Xiaoyu chuckled, and turned to Mr. Taiyi and said, "Senior brother, how do I feel that you, an apprentice, are flamboyant, and you have the demeanor of your youth." ”

Hey? Mr. Taiyi's gossip, could it be that Mr. Taiyi was also ...... when he was young

"Ahem." Mr. Taiyi coughed and said to Aunt Xiaoyu: "Okay, what does it have to do with Brother Wei." Who hasn't had a youthful and frivolous time? Do you think that they are all like your sisters, who have a pure tree in their hearts and bloom for ten thousand years? If there is a purer heart in this world, there are not many people who can compare with your two sisters. You know that you don't accept female disciples for brothers, if Wen Yi is a child with good roots, he can teach the method of rejuvenating his face. ”

After hearing this, Aunt Xiaoyu tilted her head and said to me with a bright smile on her face: "Little ghost, listen, you learn, you see how your master speaks." Look at you again, you speak and offend people. I don't know why other girls fancy you. ”

I whispered back, "I'm honest." Then, he said loudly to Mr. Taiyi, "Thank you, sir." ”

The gentleman smiled at me.

The little fish didn't seem to hear what I said, but walked to Wen Yi's side, looked left and right, and then took Wen Yi's hand and closed his eyes by touching the pulse, as if feeling something.

Then he opened his eyes, narrowed his eyes into a slit, and said with a smile: "Senior brother, don't you accept this apprentice?" ”

Mr. Taiyi nodded and said, "If the junior sister likes it, you can take it with you." ”

Xiao Yu smiled at Aunt Xiao Qi and said, "Sister, come and see." It's not true. ”

I was aroused by Aunt Xiaoyu's ominous attitude, and even Ye Yi came over a little strangely and asked me in a low voice, "What do you see?" ”

I said, "You've known me for so long, what do you see?" ”

Ye Yi shook his head and said, "There are many kinds of disciples to choose from, and the one used by Xiaoyu's predecessors is the oldest way to touch the bones and listen to the pulse. This thing is very difficult to learn, and you can't play without a deep metaphysical foundation. ”

I wondered, "You won't either?" ”

Ye Yiyi: "What are you and me?" I've only heard of this work, but I've never seen it. ”

At this time, Aunt Xiaoqi also walked over, and I saw Wen Yi's confused face.

Aunt Xiao Qi also put her hand on the pulse of Wen Yi's other wrist, and then closed her eyes. It took a long time before he opened his eyes and said to Mr. Taiyi: "Senior brother, it seems that something good has really happened." ”

I interjected, "Aunt Qi, what the hell is going on?" ”

[See your potential from the eyes] 1. The eyes are big and the muscles are full, and they are emotionally fragile, and they are mostly gentlemen. 2. The eyelashes are long and stilted, and they look very organic on the surface, but they are extremely active and have high work ability. 3. The eyes are slender, and the eyes are slightly obliquely raised, this person is full of feelings, and strives to chase a better life, which brings a lot of twists and turns. 4. People who obviously see double eyelids are patient, but unfortunately they are too stubborn and helpful, and often unintentionally accumulate blessings for themselves.