Chapter 65: Everyone Stand Back, I'm going to start pretending!
"Bang!" , Li Yue was knocked away without exception, and his body rolled in the air and fell hard to the sand a few meters away. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Liyue!" , Little Bird You Liuhua exclaimed in surprise, and hurriedly ran to Liyue, wanting to help him up.
"Hahaha, hahahaha, wahahaha!" , Li Yue covered his face with his right hand, pushed the bewildered six-flowered beast away, and lay on the ground and looked up to the sky and let out a sickly laugh.
Little Bird You Shihua frowned slightly, looked at Liyue who was lying on the ground laughing, and asked in a slightly puzzled tone, "What are you laughing at?" Don't you know where you are now? ”
Liyue stopped laughing, sat up from the dusty sand, looked directly at the little bird You Shihua with sharp eyes, and said in a crazy tone: "Yo, Sister Shihua, do you know? In fact, this situation is now called a counterattack flow. ”
"Counterattack Stream?"
"yes, counterattack. When the protagonist is suppressed by the final boss with supreme assets to the point that he has no backhand, the small universe in the protagonist's body will explode, open his own exclusive plug-in, and then hug left and right, and embark on the road of a generation of kings! ”
"Don't you see it yet!" Liyue's voice suddenly became higher, and the expression on his face was extremely fanatical, "My plug-in has been recharged!! ”
"The so-called old driver will not give up the dream of becoming a lolicon! The six-flowered cute beast is just the first Lori to be abducted! How can you retreat so easily! ”
"Secret technique! Self-deprecation is full of anger, liberation! Let's go! It's my performance moment! Everyone's backing up, I'm going to start pretending! The invisible momentum emanated from Liyue's body and ran through the sky!
Little Bird You Liuhua and Little Bird You Shihua hurriedly retreated dozens of steps, looking at Liyue with a cautious expression.
According to their experience of being cheated so many times by the protagonist of this secondary and second disease, this is absolutely dangerous!
Looking at the two people who were far away, Li Yue showed an excited expression, his knees suddenly fell to the ground weakly, his hands were propped up on the ground, and his whole body exuded a gray yin aura, and he began to mumble to himself.
"Why didn't I drink Sprite with water dripping down my back? Why didn't I get handsome after drinking Erie milk? Why do I eat Dove without black silk floating around? Why didn't I summon Superman when I ate Big Bubble Gum?
Why didn't people come when I drank Wanglaoji? Why do I drink emergency syrup without a leopard chasing me? Why don't I feel like flying when I wear Xtep? Why do I drink fruit colorful without tropical fruits flying around me? ”
"This, this is!" , The little bird You Shihua, who had already turned into a paladin of the Dull Fur King, trembled all over, and retreated again.
This prelude, this self-deprecation, this unfolding of the divine plot! Could it be...! Little Bird Yu Shihua's heart couldn't stop beating wildly, she felt that something terrible was about to come!
Li Yue knelt on the ground, the words in his mouth became faster and faster, and the blackened aura on his body sprayed even faster, enveloping his entire figure.
"Why didn't I use Mr. Vermeer and Superman came out to wash the toilet for me? Why didn't I get washed out the window with salt-white toothpaste by the cold beads? Why can't I chew out the statue when I eat Mentos? Why don't I see chunks of beef when I eat Master Kong? Why don't I pad Sophie's two rabbits come out? ”
"Why didn't the road in front of me crack when I wore King Adi? Why don't I use the backgammon reader and don't think the question is so easy? Why can't I become a genius when I use a finch diaper? Why is my Eat Ice Factory not frozen? Why don't I feel confident when I wash my hair with Rejoice? ”
"Why didn't the school announce me when my mother brought Wang Tsai's milk to school? Why did I go to the supermarket to buy Yida and forgot to take it, and there was no beautiful woman who said to me: Hey! Your Yida? Why didn't I summon a villain when I drank 7-Up? Why am I still not energetic after drinking Nutrition Express? ”
"Why don't my eyes shine when I use them? Why did I eat Green Arrow and still leave? Why can I still stop wearing ANTA shoes? But what I can't stand the most is: why can't I, as the protagonist, change my body even though I have an Ultraman limited edition transformer!! ”
"Why is that?! Light! Give me strength! ”
Countless words turned into tangible black light, flashing in the air with Liyue's roar, covering the entire sky.
"Disappear, Temperance! Burst, middle two disease! Open to this world! ”
Liyue's face was hideous, his right hand was raised high in the sky and he shook it violently, and an extremely black light broke through from his body into the sky, and the streamer flashed in the air, and then completely merged into the night sky.
"Click~bell! Click~呲! …… Click~Bell! Click~呲! A burst of fiery music suddenly resounded throughout the grassland.
A few drops of cold sweat flowed from the little bird You Shihua's head, and he subconsciously clenched the spear in his hand and looked at Liyue thousands of miles away.
"Na, Sister Shihua", the corners of Liyue's mouth rose slightly, and he looked at the little bird You Shihua with a playful smile, and said softly, "Have you ever heard of a sword technique that fell from the sky?" ”
As the accompaniment climaxed, two black lights suddenly broke through the clouds in the sky, and black thunder and lightning scurried through the clouds, as if something terrible was about to befall them.
Looking at the vigilant little bird in the distance, Li Yue showed an extremely crazy look, holding his right hand high in the sky, palm up, "Summon!" Ascend the Dragon Sword! ”
"Smack!" , A black thunderbolt fell from the sky, exuding terrifying thunder pressure, slashing at Liyue's raised palm with great speed and incomparability, and gradually condensed into the appearance of a sword in a burst of flashes.
His right hand gently grasped the hilt of the Denglong Sword, and with a wave of his arm, a fierce sword wind chopped the surrounding flowers and plants.
"Come, Sa! Fight for Lori! Liyue's face was excited, holding the sword in both hands, the jet-black sword body was engraved with dragon patterns, and the blade of the sword flashing with pitch-black flames pointed directly at the little bird You Shihua!
The little bird did not change its color, his knees squatted slightly, the spear in his right hand was slightly downward, and a little white mang condensed from the tip of the spear, and began to accumulate his strength before the attack.
"Click~bell! Click~呲! …… Click~Bell! Click~呲! The igniting sword drawing divine comedy is still echoing in the grassland! Sonatata!
On the scorched earth where the flames of war burned, the two figures faced each other, and a depressing atmosphere began to emerge in the battlefield, turning into a raging wind that completely enveloped the place where the two were located!
With the completion of the two of them's accumulation, the Divine Comedy of Drawing Swords echoing in the battlefield is nearing its end!
The first generation of the Divine Comedy of Sword Drawing! The climax has arrived!
"Nirvana! Ascend the Dragon Sword! ”
"Ex-Curry Stick!"
In the midst of two shouts containing their respective beliefs, a simple knight's spear and a mighty and domineering sword collided together!
Although there was no wave of air thousands of meters high, nor did it form a whirlwind roaring in the sky, an invisible ripple emanated from the point where the two weapons collided, gradually spreading to a hundred meters! Kilometer! 10,000 meters!
Everywhere the ripples passed, the substance turned into the finest powder and drifted away with the wind!
"Click", the quaint and unpretentious spear suddenly had a few more subtle cracks, and then quickly spread and became bigger! Completely destroyed!
Without the obstruction of the spear, the Denglong Sword was placed on the neck of the little bird You Shihua.
"I ......", feeling the cold touch on his neck, the eyes of the little bird You Shihua were full of disbelief, and he looked at Liyue blankly, "I actually lost...... That's why ......"
"Because...... Under the blessing of the sword drawing divine comedy and the lifelong belief in abducting Lori, it is impossible for me to fail! With an indifferent expression on his face, Li Yue looked at the little bird You Shihua condescendingly, and the long sword in his right hand was raised high!
"The one who dares to stop me from abducting Lori! No mercy! ”
A little cold light passed suddenly, and then the sword slashed the royal sister to death!
In the eyes of the adoring of the six-flowered cute beast, Li Yue showed a contemptuous smile and turned around directly, not that the senior sister would never look at the severed head!
"Main Quest: Solve Rokka Troubles (Completed)
Rewards: 3000 points, a newbie gift package, binding subsystem.
The special dungeon plot character Little Bird Yu Liuhua has a friendship of 100 with the system holder, and he will receive the S-class item [True Eye of the Evil King]! ”
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