Chapter 42: Farce

"Damn, that's a bit bad, how am I going to tell him..."Joichiro's face was distressed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "I thought it was because he had been in the kitchen since he was a child and didn't have much contact with girls, so he was like this, but I didn't expect it... It turned out that he was actually interested in a man's body..."

Zhao Jiangchen understands that such a piece of news is a huge blow to anyone who is a father... It seems that I have to have a good discussion with Mr. Joichiro about how to pull Kohei Soma back from that dangerous taboo line.

Zhao Jiangchen stretched out his hand to Joichiro, "Mr. Joichiro, let me help you and save Kohei Sojin together." ”

"Yes, thank you!"

At this moment, two powerful hands across age groups held together, and two pairs of firm eyes looked at each other.

The purpose is to save the boy who has lost his footing, "Kohei Chuangzhen"

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"Mr. Joichiro... Are you sure you want to do this? Zhao Jiangchen looked at the strange set of clothes on his body.

"I want to make sure that Chuangzhen's condition is in the eyes first."

"Okay, I know, for the sake of creating a true monarch, I will let go." Zhao Jiangchen tightened the crotch cloth on his crotch, he had always discriminated against the seniors of Yishihui who wore this before, and now, it was finally time for him to return it.

"Chuangzhen, are you awake, hurry up and come to the kitchen." Joichiro's voice followed the transmission tube to Kohei Soma's room, and woke Kohei Soma from his sleep.

When he arrived in the kitchen, he was frightened by the scene in front of him.

I saw Zhao Jiangchen and his father both wearing a crotch cloth and standing in the kitchen. He looked at himself with a serious face.

"Huh? What's going on with you two? How to dress like this to stay in the kitchen. ”

"Oh, we thought it was too hot, and after thinking about it, this way of wearing it by Isshiki Senpai seems to be very good, very comfortable, very close to nature, so I tried it."

"Huh... Hahaha..."Kohei Soma laughed a few times.

"Exist, what do you think I am wearing, how does it look, what is my figure?"

"Oh, I don't know if you don't take it off, I used to think that your body must be very thin, and I didn't look at it carefully, but this time, when I looked closely, I unexpectedly had so many muscles, and it looked very strong, and it felt like a good and powerful thing like Ichishiki's predecessors."

Zhao Jiangchen and Joichiro glanced at each other, and Zhao Jiangchen passed a sentence to Joichiro with his eyes, "Damn, Chuangzhenjun's condition is a little serious..."

Joichiro: "What's a little serious... It's kind of scary. ”

Zhao Jiangchen: "Yes, what he said just now meant was that if I had taken a closer look at my figure earlier... Thinking of this, Zhao Jiangchen felt a chill rise straight from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.

Joichiro: "Well, it seems that we have to think of a good countermeasure." ”

In an instant, Zhao Jiangchen and the two disappeared, and soon, the two changed their clothes and returned to the kitchen.

"Huh? What's wrong with you guys? Isn't that nice? ”

Joichiro: "It's over, if you want to solve this, it will be very tricky." ”

Zhao Jiangchen: "Senior Joichiro, why don't you use the situation of a dish to show it, let him know that it is wrong to be obsessed with a man's body." ”

Joichiro "Ah~ Smart, I understand, then let me make a vegetable salad." ”

Kohei Soma: "Are you two okay?" Are your eyes uncomfortable? ”

Zhao Jiangchen said, "No, I just got into the sand... Hehehe"

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After a while, Joichiro came up with a plate of vegetable salad.

Zhao Jiangchen understood, Joichiro faintly spelled out the contours of the two men's bodies with vegetables, and there were some strange parts, a large amount of salad dressing was squeezed in the middle, and then, Joichiro also used carrots to spell out a big red cross in the middle.

Zhao Jiangchen: "It's really well-intentioned, senior." ”

Joichiro: "I can't help it, I hope he can understand our good intentions." ”

Kohei Soma naturally ate the carrot slices one by one. And only then do you start eating other vegetables...

Zhao Jiangchen: "It's over, is he expressing any determination with us?" ”

Joichiro: "Maybe... I know him very well, and as long as it is something he believes in, he will definitely accomplish it... Now, it's really dangerous. ”

Zhao Jiangchen: "So what should I do?" I can only start the next step. ”

Joichiro: "Well, I see. That's all there is to it. ”

Zhao Jiangchen "But, I can only help, if something happens, something else, no, they are all mine..."

Joichiro: "You're such a greedy young man... However, I don't care about that, as long as I can cure Chuangzhen. ”

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Joichiro: "Soma, although the time is a little rushed, but how much have you grown now, or have you grown up, let me see it." Let's have a cooking competition for the first time in a long time. ”

"It's a little strange why you came back, is that what you're for?"

"What's wrong?"

"Of course!"

"But!"

"Huh?"

"You can find a few people to help you this time."

"Huh? I don't need a helper. Kohei shook his head.

"No, no, no, I want to see how you can play with others."

"Okay, I see, then Chenjun."

"No, no, no, I can't, I have to do something else." Zhao Jiangchen hurriedly shook his head, what are you kidding, it's too late to avoid him now, if he sets his goal on himself, it's not good.

"Ichishi-senpai should be awake, right, I'm going to call him?"

"Nope." Joichiro righteously refused, "Isshiki's strength is stronger than you, so I can't see your level." ”

"I just called Xiaohui for you, so let her help you."

"Okay, I got it."

After Xiaohui came down after a while, the competition between the three officially began.

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After the competition was over, both sides presented their own works, "This one of mine is apple risotto." Kohei Soma presented his own meal.

"Yes, it tastes good." Zhao Jiangchen tasted it, "It's a good idea to put apples in the rice, I just worked hard all morning, and I started." ”

"Well, the apples are still very crispy, and the onions inside are also stewed very badly, which is very good, but it is best to eat it when you have just woken up, I think it has been awake for a long time, and the effect of eating is much worse." However, the apples are still so crisp, and the rice is full of apples. ”

"Ah~ I see... I guess there's some apple juice or something in it. ”

"Yes, it's apple juice, which inspired me from the dish I made last time." Kohei Sojin smiled, but this smile was a strange smile in the eyes of the two...

"Haha, what about Joichiro's senior's cooking." Zhao Jiangchen pulled Xiao Hui, who was still ignorant next to him, to his side. Although Kohei Chuangzhen likes men, it is not good to let Xiaohui suffer.

"This is the best fried rice I made for girls."

Kohei Sojin fainted and fell to the ground, "Huh? The best girl? What's the name? Dad, are you serious again? ”

"Haha, of course there is!" Joichiro smiled awkwardly, there are some things that are inconvenient to say, let you know through the name of the dish, I hope you can understand.

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Of course, in the end, neutralizing these strange elements, Kohei Soma seems to have discovered something.

"Chenjun, did you say something to my father?" Kohei Soma smiled, and then seemed to be looking for something.

"Haha, don't get me wrong, I didn't say anything, haha... Hahaha. Zhao Jiangchen laughed dryly as he pulled Xiaohui back.

"Okay, Sojin, we all want to help you..."Joichiro finally couldn't stand it anymore...

"Huh? Help me with what? Kohei Soma was confused.

"We know that you might... Interested in the comparison of boys' bodies... That's why we've prepared these things to help you! ”

"Huh? Interested in boys' bodies? What are you talking about? How could I possibly be interested in a guy's body? ”

"Then you didn't react to the Ichishiki senior's crotch cloth and fruit apron?" Zhao Jiangchen asked incredulously.

"Oh? Isn't that normal? Marui: They're all reacting to this, it's normal..."

"What about that time with Dojima-senpai in the bathroom? You actually looked at his fruit so calmly? ”

"Isn't this normal?"

"This is very abnormal, bastard~ There are men there who can look at other men's bodies without even blinking their eyes!"

"Oh, I thought everyone was like that..."

Zhao Jiangchen"...... So you're a fool......"

Joichiro: "That's good... That's good... If only it was a farce..."

Zhao Jiangchen, who was relaxed, leaned on Xiao Hui, who remained in a state of confusion throughout the whole process. Xiaohui actually thought that he was going to compete and let himself help Xinghei Chuang.

"Huh~~~" Zhao Jiangchen suddenly felt two eyes full of malice looking at him, Joichiro and Kohei Soma.

Kohei Chuangzhen slowly took out a small can from nowhere, "Chenjun, thank you very much, I'm going to let you taste my newly pickled Kuding tea squid feet." ”

Joichiro didn't know where to take out a can, "Chen-kun, come and try my carefully pickled strawberry sauce and dried fish." ”

"Tooth white!" Zhao Jiangchen hurriedly kissed Xiao Hui on the face, who was still confused, "Good morning kiss, Xiao Hui, I'll go first, otherwise my life will be in danger." After speaking, Zhao Jiangchen rushed out of the kitchen in an instant, and the speed made Xingping Chuangzhen father and son astonish.

"Ah~ Have you started comparing? The examiners haven't even come yet. Aunt Wenxu walked out.

"Ah, yes! Chuangzhen, now let's have a serious game. ”

"Good! Come on, I'm not going to lose! ”