Chapter 1038: Fainting in the toilet
"It seems that this is what my uncle called the symptoms, he didn't tell me what the symptoms were, only that you wouldn't be too comfortable, and it seems to be true. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Xiang Mengfei said indifferently, not worried at all about the pain of dying and living at the moment.
"Huh? How...... How so? Qian Yifei grinned and endured the pain in his abdomen, but there was a muffled sound in his stomach, and then Qian Yifei's chrysanthemum tightened, and he had an urge to have diarrhea.
"I ...... This...... No, I'm going to the toilet! Qian Yifei's face was red and white for a while, and he already had a premonition in his heart, the symptoms of this medicine were so nonsense, it would make people have abdominal pain and diarrhea.
As soon as the words fell, Qian Yifei couldn't hold on, got up and ran to the bathroom, and the speed caught up with the speed when he was attacked.
Seeing Qian Yifei running to the bathroom with an embarrassed face, Xiang Mengfei couldn't help but laugh, covering his mouth and snickering.
And Qian Yifei's big action also woke up Su Tianyao and Mu Ling, who were already asleep, and they thought that there was a thief in the villa, so they walked out of the room and walked upstairs.
"Sister Meng Fei, what happened just now?" Su Tianyao and Mu Ling came to Qian Yifei's room, saw Xiang Mengfei sitting on a chair and chuckled, and asked with a blank expression.
"It's okay, woke you up?" Xiang Mengfei said with a smile.
"Well, I just heard a loud voice! It seems that I heard Brother Yifei calling. Su Tianyao rubbed her sleepy eyes and asked puzzled.
"He's a little uncomfortable going to the bathroom." Xiang Mengfei said lightly.
"Oh......" Su Tianyao agreed, looked at Mu Ling, the two of them just wanted to go back to sleep, when they suddenly heard a fart sound from the bathroom, followed by the sound of going to the toilet, and a smell of ammonia faintly wafted out from the bathroom.
The two girls were standing at Qian Yifei's door, and they were the first to smell this smell, Su Tianyao's face suddenly changed, Mu Ling was still more reserved, not as exaggerated as Su Tianyao expressed, but he also frowned tightly.
"Brother Yifei, what are you doing? This tastes disgusting! Su Tianyao covered her mouth and nose and shouted, then turned around and rushed downstairs, although Mu Ling was reserved, she was also a little dizzy by this smell, and then ran downstairs behind Su Tianyao.
Qian Yifei sat on the toilet safely, pressing the flush button on the toilet over and over again, he felt that he was completely numb, and his stomach was cramping for a while, and his stomach was pulling wave after wave, and he had no intention of stopping.
Qian Yifei was also so smoked that he couldn't stand it, but he couldn't go out, so he could only stay in this bathroom and enjoy the smell he made.
"I'm rubbing! What a potion! This is too bad...... Son, right? Dad, you are really my real dad! Qian Yifei shouted weakly.
At this moment, Qian Yifei has lost his energy, his whole body is paralyzed, one hand is holding the handle next to him, and the other hand is covering his mouth and nose, the bathroom has been filled with the smell of ammonia, even if he covers his mouth and nose, he will smell the smell, but if he doesn't cover it, it is estimated that Qian Yifei will have to be fainted by this stench at this time.
Qian Yifei stopped for a while and saw that there was no feeling of pulling, so he wanted to lift his pants and go out, but as soon as Qian Yifei had this thought, his stomach gurgled and there was a sound, his abdomen cramped again, and there was a crackling sound, and suddenly the bathroom was filled with a new smell.
"I'm rubbing! This...... What the hell is it? Qian Yifei wanted to cry without tears, so he could only scream silently in his heart, smoking this fresh and refined smell, and enduring the colic pain in his stomach, Qian Yifei really wanted to cry at the moment.
Qian Yifei sat on the toilet for more than half an hour, and finally after waiting for a few minutes, he didn't feel anything else, and Qian Yifei dared to wipe his ass and get up.
This battle may be the most difficult one in history, and even the strength to get up is almost gone, so he can finally lift his pants, if he can't even pull this little strength, then Qian Yifei is really embarrassed.
At this moment, Qian Yifei's face was as pale as a blank piece of paper, his whole body trembled slightly, the trembling of his hands was even worse, and the pants he lifted fell down involuntarily many times, just because his hands trembled too much.
Qian Yifei fastened his belt, slowly opened the bathroom door and walked out, like a soldier who had just finished the battlefield, but his spirit was sluggish, and he slowly walked to the room step by step.
Probably heard the sound of the bathroom door opening, Su Tianyao, who liked to watch the excitement, pulled Mu Ling back again, and when he saw Qian Yifei's sluggish appearance, he asked with concern: "Brother Yifei, what's wrong with you?" Is it that eating something at night is bad for your stomach, this tastes ...... It's so special! ”
Su Tianyao wanted to say that it was stinky, but she was embarrassed to say it so bluntly in front of Qian Yifei, so she could only replace it with a euphemism.
"Nope!" Qian Yifei replied weakly, leaning on the wall with one hand, although his consciousness was still awake, his body was a little disobedient, and he felt like he was about to collapse to the ground.
"You're not going to do anything bad tonight, are you? I've heard people say before that when God wants to punish a person, it will make him have inexplicable diarrhea. Mu Ling said with a serious face.
"I'm rubbing! Nima, you're doing bad things! Qian Yifei screamed indignantly in his heart, but he couldn't speak, and now he felt weak when he said a word, let alone quarrel with the two little women.
"Let's talk about the rest tomorrow!" Qian Yifei slowed his breath, said to the two girls in an extremely weak voice, and then waved his hand and walked into the room.
"Huh? Brother Yifei, what's wrong with you, tell us! Let's see if we can help. Su Tianyao asked.
"No, you don't." Qian Yifei said angrily, and after entering the room, he pulled the door and closed it, and with a bang, Su Tianyao and Mu Ling were locked out of the door by Qian Yifei.
"Cut! Don't talk about pulling down, stingy guy! Su Tianyao shouted angrily, turned around and pulled Mu Ling and left.
"How? Okay? Xiang Mengfei asked with a faint smile on her face.
"What do you say? Meng Fei, is this really a potion made by my father? Is he my own dad? I'm about to collapse! Qian Yifei said weakly, slowly sat on the bed and lay down directly, but a short distance and a small movement had already made Qian Yifei gasp tiredly.
"Okay, even if it's uncomfortable, it's only a few days, just stick to it, my uncle specially emphasized that this medicine should be drunk every day, three times a day, and two days will be almost enough." Xiang Mengfei said.
"What? Still want to drink? Three times a day? Hearing this, Qian Yifei almost lost his breath, struggled slightly to sit up, and looked at Xiang Mengfei in disbelief.
"Yes! Let you get used to it tonight, three times a day from tomorrow, one drop each time, let the body slowly adapt, Auntie said, this medicine is much more precious than any medicine you have drunk before, if it is completely digested and transformed, your body will be much stronger than before. Xiang Mengfei said.
"I'm rubbing! No way? The first time I was like this, I can't faint in the toilet tomorrow if I drink a drop? Qian Yifei wanted to cry without tears.
"No, this medicine is more difficult to adapt to at the beginning, the first reaction will be bigger, and then it will get better slowly, and when you drink it for the second time, the symptoms will be much lighter, until your body fully adapts to this medicine, it will not collapse like this."
"Huh? That doesn't work, right? I'm going to find Xin'er tomorrow, how can I go like this? Qian Yifei said with a sad face.
"Then discuss with Xin'er and go in two days, this medicine can't be broken, I've already drunk it once tonight and have to continue, otherwise tonight's discomfort will be in vain." Xiang Mengfei persuaded him.
"Ahh But I still have a lot of work to do! Qian Yifei still shouted reluctantly, if according to what Xiang Mengfei said, Qian Yifei can't go anywhere, drinking this medicine and being sluggish is secondary, the key is to go to the toilet once with a stomachache, in this case, where else can Qian Yifei go, he can only stay at home honestly.
"Don't worry about anything else, let's finish this bottle of potion first, it's already started anyway, you just hold on!"
"But...... But there are still a lot of things in my gang, and we have to go back to investigate the attack tonight, and we have to explain the cooperation with Lai Qing, so many things! This is like this, not only will I not be able to get out, but I will have to explain that the enemy is here. Qian Yifei shouted helplessly.
"You can solve these things with a phone call, let Zhao Dahai and them do it, what you have to do now is to stay at home, and just take the opportunity to take a vacation for yourself and take a good rest." Xiang Mengfei said.
"But...... I'm so bored at home, I've never been so idle, how can I stand being at home for days all of a sudden! Qian Yifei exclaimed with an aggrieved face.
"The dose of this medicine is very small, it is estimated that it can be drunk in two days, if you feel unsafe, I can accompany you in the villa all day, so it will be no problem, right?" Xiang Mengfei said.
"Well...... Okay, since Meng Fei said so, then I'll reluctantly agree! It was reluctant, but the smile on Qian Yifei's face betrayed what he was thinking at the moment, with such a superb beauty accompanying him all day long, even if he couldn't go out, Qian Yifei would admit it.
"But what are we doing in the villa? It's boring to stay with two people if you can't go out for a day? ”
Xiang Mengfei pondered for a moment, and then said, "En...... Why don't I draw for you? I don't usually draw people, but this is the opportunity to give it a try. ”
"Huh? Draw me? Qian Yifei asked with a surprised face.