Chapter 139: The Most Difficult Drawing a Bath Diagram

Hearing that Yin Bao'er's personality was very unbearable, Dongchengfeng and Cao Xiuyi looked at each other. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The Empress Dowager was also taken aback: "What? Yin Shan can say that his daughter is beautiful and wise, gentle and virtuous, polite, humble and respectful, and the most important thing is that the mourning family saw that she was born very beautiful......"

The Empress Dowager glanced at the Queen Mother: "Hmph! Pretty won't give you a bed! When selling melons in Yinshan, do you say that melons are not sweet? The concubines look at you as an old fool, why do you always want to get involved in the emperor's family affairs, in the final analysis, the emperor is the husband of Cao Xiuyi and her concubines, his affairs have nothing to do with you, you just need to watch the concubines bring up King Shou......"

"Hey! You girl, how can you talk? What does it mean to have nothing to do with it? How can there be an emperor without a mourning family, and how can there be an emperor without a first emperor? You've brought in so many people who have left home, what do you want to do? Weaving henchmen? ”

"Weave a fart! Obviously, the Empress Dowager Hua entered the palace because of the Empress Dowager Hua's efforts, but the Empress Dowager relied on the head of the concubines, you are biased! ”

The old and the young quarreled.

Yes! It hurts to death!! With a scream, Totoyu shouted, clutching the side of his head in pain.

It turned out that the tortoiseshell used a comb to comb the queen mother's hair in the back, and was inserting the hairpin of the blue and white jade butterfly into the sideburns.

Sitting recently, he was shocked, snatched the jade hairpin with his hand, and scolded: "Go down!" Clumsy, if I poke the Queen Mother's eyes, I will kill you! ”

The tortoiseshell knelt on the ground in fright and pleaded guilty, but fortunately he was only reprimanded and was not severely punished.

Zun hurriedly pulled off the sideburns of the fish to check, but fortunately there was no bleeding.

"Does it hurt?"

"Humph! Can it not hurt? , and it's not carved from mud and wood! ”

Zun knew what she was referring to, and he hurt her fiercely at the banquet.

Laughing: "Isn't this good?" When that woman enters the palace, you can justifiably and ......"

"Shut up! Your Majesty! ”

The foot hurt from the sideburns, and the heart hurt even more, and he said loudly: "The Queen Mother!" Since the lord of the Wei Palace's big county has entered the palace as a concubine, please take King Shou to Liuzhou with your concubine, so that there is one less one in the previous dynasty to discuss politics, and one less in the harem, and everyone is clean. ”

The Empress Dowager smiled: "Good idea! Did you get your sister into the palace as a hostage? In this way, the mourning family can let the tiger return to the mountain? ”

"If you really don't worry, leave King Shou and leave it to Sister Lu Nai to take care of, she is the child's cousin."

"Wishful thinking, stirring up the palace with black smoke and miasma, I want to return to the sea?"

"The Empress Dowager is really eccentric, they are all Empress Dowagers, you are bent on getting the Empress Dowager out of the country, but you have to detain the concubine in this deep palace and suffer, don't blame the concubine for not reminding you, the concubine is a lonely star of destiny, and she will kill people!"

The Empress Dowager listened to Tuoyu's words, and slapped the table angrily: "Drink, the white-eyed wolf is embarrassed to keep saying that the mourning family is eccentric?" The mourning family helped you, a scoundrel, from the queen to the position of the queen mother, it stands to reason that you are much more serious than the queen mother of the wild way like the queen mother, but blame yourself for not being angry, and you have to call yourself a slave in front of her! You're just contemptuous! ”

"Who can't see if you are so careful, you and the lord of the Ci'en Palace are incompatible, and you have always wanted to win over the concubines to help you deal with her, and you will benefit from the fishermen, but you don't want to think about it, Prince An's noble concubines are now grasshoppers on a rope in the court, and the concubines can't collude with her brother, and they will deal with other people's girls when they turn around, and they don't talk about morality!"

"Drink! Dead girl, you have cleared up your own faction and told you that if you offend my old man in the palace, you will be resident in the Three Lives Palace! ”

"Don't scare the concubines, just go! Isn't it just a different place to sleep? ”

Dongchengfeng and Cao Xiuyi saw that the Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager actually quarreled again, and they got rid of the two madmen alive and hurriedly persuaded them to fight.

A eunuch came over and knelt down and asked softly: "The Empress Dowager, may I ask, is she wearing clothes when she draws a bath picture for the Empress Dowager?" ”

"What? What are you doing? ”

Before the Empress Dowager could speak, the collar of the inner supervisor of the painting was grabbed by the fierce emperor and asked, he was frightened, and hurriedly explained: "The slave and maid should die, Your Majesty forgives the sin, the master was invited by the Shangyi Bureau to consider the tricks on His Majesty's dragon robe, and he couldn't come for a while, the slave and maid have not drawn a bath map, since they are out of the bath, they must be ......."

"Don't talk nonsense if you haven't painted it, the bathing picture refers to the painter himself just bathing out of the pool, but the palace is to wear clothes." ”

"That...... Queen Mother, this ...... Draw for you naked, the slave is afraid of staining your eyes! The painter wiped his tears with his sleeve.

"It doesn't matter! When he was twelve years old, Hongu personally geldinged a man......"

The painter had never seen such a fierce woman, and his frightened face was indigo: "The Queen Mother!" That's ...... Not ......"

Zun Qi said: "If that's the case, both of you will have to die on the spot, come here, change me to a female painter!" ”

"Your Majesty!" The inner supervisor was frightened and crawled away.

The women all said, "Your Majesty is so wide!"

After a while, Shang Gong of the Shang Gong Bureau led six painters in, all eunuchs, kneeling on the ground: Your Majesty, I'm really sorry! The best Gongbi painters of Shanggong Bureau are here, you pick one. “

Zun was anxious, "The Empress Dowager, what's wrong with you today?" What do you have to do with that Rausch? “

Empress Dowager: You don't understand, a woman's vanity gets stronger the older she gets. Come! Strip the Queen Mother's clothes and let them draw together!

Several painters were stunned when they looked at the Queen Mother's stunning beauty!

Take off the fish stubbornly take off his coat and throw it aside: Okay! Why don't you just draw a picture? And you won't die! You don't have to do it, this palace takes it off by itself!

Zun gestured: "Stop!" Stop! All out! Come in again, and I'll kill a few of you!" “

Seeing that the emperor was angry, the Shang Gong and the painters of the Shanggong Bureau bowed down and withdrew in fright.

Zun personally picked up the brocade coat on the chair and put it on again, and saw her stubbornly pursed her small mouth, and her big eyes were already glittering with grievances......

Listen to the Empress Dowager angrily counting: Your Majesty! Do you know who you're protecting? She said in front of the mourning family, saying that the father and son of Yinshan acted as His Majesty's flower and bird envoys, and none of the clan girls of the Leaving family could enter the palace, and the mourning family also felt that this was really unfair, so she asked her to draw up a list to choose one from it and enter the palace to serve His Majesty.

She chose three for the mourning family to see, and the mourning family fell in love with Totolu Nai at a glance, that is really a good child, just as gentle as the deer raised in the garden behind the mourning family, and can take care of King Shou together with Totoyu. But the Yuming plank road secretly crossed Chen Cang, and sent his sister into the palace in the name of King An's mansion, that woman was proud of her talent and ambition, and it can be seen from her calligraphy and painting that if she and the Empress Dowager Hua have a nostril to vent, plus this scoundrel building (riding) wall Queen Mother, this harem will be the world of her escape from home in the future! (To be continued.) )