Then Meng Xiaoman posted his first Weibo. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"First of all, I want to emphasize one point! A handsome face like me Meng Xiaoman, which contains the coexistence of handsomeness and sweetness, is naturally loved by everyone. For this scandal, Lord Ben Xiaoman just wants to talk about my handsomeness, my handsomeness, like the warm sunshine through the floor-to-ceiling windows in winter, warm and subtle, beautiful but not sensational, making people reverie infinitely. ”

"Once, I compared my handsomeness with Time magazine, and I think I can compare my handsomeness like this: it seems that Michelangelo has spent his whole life to barely carve a flawless human head, and this face can perfectly contain the perfect handsomeness of a man and the perfect beauty of a woman."

Actually, I don't really agree with this metaphor, it's just my own humble metaphor. First of all, this sentence simply shows my handsomeness on my face, which is too superficial and superficial, and does not reveal my deeper connotation. Secondly, instead of using "Michelangelo poured all his life to barely carve it", we should use a more objective adjective such as "Michelangelo poured all his life into it and couldn't carve it in the slightest", otherwise it will be difficult to convince everyone! ”

"This sweet face, which combines handsomeness and beauty in heaven and earth, has also brought a lot of trouble to my life, and I vaguely remember that summer when I saw myself in the mirror, I stroked this face for twelve hours without eating or drinking! Because I'm completely obsessed with my perfect face! ”

"Therefore, this so-called scandal incident is simply caused by everyone's incomprehension of my most beautiful face in heaven and earth! The reason why I wore pajamas, I felt that only the wide dressing gowns could lighten the charm of my face a little. ”

"I feel like if I wore men's clothes, countless women would go crazy for it, and if I wore women's clothes, countless men would fall for it. Therefore, in order for Master Zhang Yulin to remain sober enough not to be confused by my peerless face, and to be able to purely appreciate my dance, he reluctantly danced in his nightgown. ”

After carefully looking at the first Weibo he wrote, well, Meng Xiaoman felt that he was very satisfied! So Meng Xiaoman sent it out directly.....

Zhang Yulin naturally paid attention to Meng Xiaoman's Weibo, and when he saw Meng Xiaoman's Weibo at this time, he couldn't help but look at it. As a result, he felt that he couldn't stop, this literary brilliance! It's really written... It's really .... Indescribable! Don't say much, like it first!

As soon as Weibo was issued, the eyes of those who were still paying attention to this matter instantly lit up, and then there were tens of thousands of more comments in an instant.

Meng Xiaoman lightly clicked on his Weibo and checked the reply.

"I'm rubbing, I'm a little talent, I'm speechless."

"Meng Jiajun reported, my Xiaoman is really mighty, and I can say such words, which is worthy of my life's pursuit."

"I'll just quietly look at Xiaoman's serious nonsense."

"Hahaha, the world's No. 1 sculptor was so black by Xiaoman, I don't know if the ashes of anger will dissipate....."

"The barbarian army is here to station, please speak civilly, otherwise you will be shocked by the wrath of my barbarian army!"

"Hehe, no matter what, I can't write this, and I can't post it, give Xiaoman a thumbs up."

“......”

"I didn't have anything to say for the first time, except that I was speechless?"

"As a troll, the first time I don't spray people, Xiaoman, I'll obey you."

"Haha, don't tease Xiaoman, I'm laughing to death."

At this time, a person named Lin Yan, V certified as a well-known dance teacher, Meng Xiaoman knew that this was Zhang Yulin's wife.

Lin Yan: "Originally, I still believed in this scandal, and I was going to call Yulin to question it, and then ask the navy to hack you, but now that I see your Weibo, I don't even believe half of the scandal now...."

.......

Looking at the speechless messages below, especially seeing Lin Yan's message, Meng Xiaoman knew that this matter was probably over.

Meow a mi, this time the sacrifice is big, so literary and talented let himself show it so bluntly.....

"Xiaoman, thank you this time."

Zhang Yulin obviously also saw Lin Yan's message, and sincerely thanked Meng Xiaoman.

"It's okay, uncle, I'll go back first."

Meng Xiaoman wiped his cold sweat, opened the door and walked towards his room, especially meow, I can finally sleep well tonight.

Thinking of Zhang Yulin's limping and unsteady appearance by himself, he couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth.

Back in his room and turning on his phone, Meng Xiaoman frowned.

As for why? Because he opened the Weibo he posted, countless scoldings sounded, but soon, Meng Xiaoman found that these people were all scolded under the leadership of one person.

That person's name is Zhao Feili, and he is also a big V, and he has 3.61 million followers on Weibo, and V is certified as a famous poet in the literary world.

Meng Xiaoman couldn't help but be slightly stunned, a poet in the literary world, how could he recruit him and provoke him? To take the lead in insulting yourself?

Looking at this person's message, Meng Xiaoman finally understood what was going on.

Zhao Feili: A little girl who looks quite iconic is so shameless! And use Michelangelo to set off yourself? I'm looking at myself like that, what's it worth? You are like your ancient poem called (brotherhood): you are born from the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other? What do you know as a 17-year-old baby? Bullshit, no literary value at all! I don't know where the invited sailors are boasting there!

Okay, take a closer look at this person's Weibo, it says that he is in his 60s, one of the famous representatives of ancient poetry, okay, relying on the old and scolding people, right?

Adhering to the tradition of respecting the old and loving the young, Meng Xiaoman decided to endure it.... Of course it can't be! With a flawed character like him, the other party insults him so much and doesn't fight back, then he is not Meng Xiaoman!

So Meng Xiaoman replied to the ancient poet scholar very tactfully: "You are jealous!" Do your poems have literary value? The literary value of bullshit! Come on, come on, I'll take a look at your poem. Azure and rehmannia are unspoken? What kind of bullshit is this? You just said that everyone knows what you said, this is, forget it? Just like your name, it's hard work, I guess it's hard to fart, right? Beware of yourself being suffocated to death by fart! ”

There was a cry below.

"I'll go, I didn't expect Xiaoman's mouth to be so poisonous."

"666, Xiaoman has the potential to be the first troll in China."

"It's hard to fart? Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, it's really in line with it. ”

"The Mengjia army is here, and under Xiaoman's order, a million army swept away."

"The barbarian army is about to be left without grass."

......

Soon the other party also replied.

Zhao Feili: "Look, at such a young age, there are so many swearing, it is simply lacking in education!" I heard you're going to a dance festival? I think whether it is in the world of literature or dance, a person's character is very important! People like you are not qualified to participate in the Dance Forest Competition! ”

Below is a piece of Zhao Feili's fans to cater to.

"yes. Oh, yes. Mr. Zhao has said too much, people like this have character problems! ”

"Alas, I didn't expect such a beautiful little girl to have such a bad character."

"That's it, that's it, I don't know how to respect the old and love the young."

"That's it, that's it, Master Zhao is a well-known figure in the literary world, this Meng Xiaoman is so disrespectful and doesn't choose what to say!"

...........

Looking at these water armies who questioned their character, Meng Xiaoman was instantly angry!

Meow a mi, my character has something to do with you? Is it up to you to judge? It's too much of a deception!