Chapter 178: Squad Leader, Women's Cafe!
After listening to this class, I didn't want to listen to theoretical physics and these, this highly specialized course, coupled with the touch of careful thinking and extreme fear, I didn't dare to go to the second time, and then I didn't see Chu Xun, this thing is estimated to travel in the world of physics and philosophy...
Now I have to talk about this kind of thing.,It's the first time I've heard this concept.,I'm deeply influenced by the Japanese comics.,I've always thought that the cultural learning week is the legendary school festival.,Cultural festival or something.,Generally speaking,It's when the hero and heroine fall in love.。 Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Before the cultural study week, the whole class should investigate, let the class leader write on the blackboard, the school rules are that each class should have a program, and then the whole school building will be a sea of joy.
I'll never forget that day.,It was an early morning when the autumn sun showed its face.,With a slight coolness, the autumn wind blew the curtains of the classroom.,The class leader in plain clothes,Looking at us on the blackboard who haven't woken up yet, asked,About the activities of the school festival,What are your opinions?。
Seeing that everyone is at a loss, the head teacher is there, and no one squeaks, all the class cadres are talking over there, everyone seems to be used to following the crowd, there is an opinion is an opinion, and the opinions put forward by the school committee are even more unreliable, saying what kind of photography exhibition to do, I am speechless, the management department is engaged in a photography exhibition?
Said to express our enthusiasm for learning, learn your size, the school committee, you took the lead in the management class yesterday to sleep, hey.
There is also the Literature and Art Committee, what kind of international anthem does this thing ask us to sing together?
The head teacher smiled, "It's going to be on display all day, so you can't pull the whole class to sing the Internationale all day, right?" ”
And our sports commissioner, who offered to sell popcorn and get a projector to watch a movie, hey, my sister, you are a sports commissioner, watch a movie, and make it look like who's going to sit down and watch it.
So I stood up, because I thought about it for a while, cultural festival cultural festival, right, you have to give full play to the advantages of the female classmates in our class, although there is nothing particularly good-looking, but, when it comes to cultural festivals, in the Japanese man, we have already been instructed, just like a study trip must go to Okinawa, cultural festivals, there must also be a maid café.
"Squad leader, let's build a maid café!" My shout made the class leader stunned, the head teacher looked at me, and then the eyes of the whole class focused on me.
"yes, maid café, I don't have a problem either!" Xinghe also stood up, "Pinch sister shake!" Xinghe's small eyes flashed brightly, and the translucent lenses soared into the sky.
"Girl, maid, café, what's it?" The squad leader asked with some trembling?
"I'll go, squad leader, you don't even know about the maid café, it's just that you put on a special maid costume or something, and then sell coffee and desserts here..."
"Perverted." "Hey, it's disgusting, and the maid's coffee." "I didn't expect Jiang Ye to be so serious, he was actually such a person..." "It's completely two people when I'm playing and in private." "It's scary..."
"Students, you can't say that, maid coffee is a two-dimensional pop culture in the island country, not as dirty as you think, and the maid costume is also very conservative." The head teacher explained it to me again.
"Ahem, classmate Jiang Ye, we may not be able to open this maid coffee, the cost of clothes is not small, we can't let every girl wear it, right?" The head teacher was obviously upright and had difficulty talking, but his eyes were like a galaxy, shining brightly!
"The maid costume can only be worn by a cute kawaii girl who looks good!" Xinghejun raised his arms and exhaled, and Brother Jin raised his hand in a daze, and Roger, who was sending a message to his sister, also agreed.
I also deeply agreed, "If you have big thick legs, you are not qualified to wear a maid outfit!" ”
The head teacher was frightened, and then nodded, a little smile appeared on his mouth, it seems that the head teacher is also the same as us, no wonder we are all single now...
"Although, there are not many beautiful girls in our class, but there are a lot of them, so there are still some, so..." Before I could finish speaking, the squad leader cut off the head of the chalk.
"Oh, yes, Jiang Ye, there are not many beautiful girls in our class?" The athletic commissioner thumped the table.
Wait, wait, I feel that the atmosphere is a little wrong, "Definitely not, you see how it compares to Qin Wan..." I covered Xinghejun's mouth, "Okay, that's a good point!" The study committee stood up.
"Jiang Ye, have you ever heard the story of the Red Women's Army?"
Immediately afterwards, more than 40 girls in our class, under the leadership of a group of class cadres, were directly surrounded by the girls, and I was beaten up by Xinghe in the middle.
The head teacher didn't dare to come up and pull the fight, Hulala's whole army raided, and Xinghe and I were directly pressed to the back of the classroom, "Ladies and gentlemen, villains know their mistakes, villains know their mistakes..."
"I'm sorry for the big thick legs!!"
"Xinghe, I'm your uncle, how did you say what was in your heart!" I'm really convinced of Xinghe's pig brain, but I'm not much better, I said incoherently, "Literature and Art Commissioner, you, you put down your flat chest, let's have a good talk..."
I'm talking about brooms, I'm Cao, oh my God!
I heard a crackling joint!
"Sisters, up!"
"Accept the sanction of my advanced mathematics!!"
"Eat My Sportsmanlike Legs !!"
"The squad leader's dragon roared!!!"
"Wrath of the Muse, the Goddess of Literature and Art!!!"
These girls came up and opened up directly.,Under the leadership of the class cadres.,It's like a campus king wearing a three-star uniform.,Rao is me and the six dragons of the galaxy.,Can't stop the bombing in turn.,In the end, we had to sign an unequal treaty...
Xinghe and I were beaten to a dying death, lying down on our desks.
"Don't all boys like maid cafes? Otherwise, we really have a 'maid?' The literary committee smiled treacherously, and the squad leader nodded in understanding, ", it's not good!"
When Xinghe and I were about to run away, we were caught by the sports committee and the literature committee, and Brother Jin and Roger said that they didn't like maid coffee at all, "Ah, what is maid coffee, I don't know at all, I was thinking about philosophy just now!" In the interval between the girls' slackness, Brother Jin and Roger urgently left the classroom, and the remaining boys also launched a urine escape, making tea shields, and the mother sent Wang Zai to escape, and the head teacher also smiled and said that the class leader decided, and then slipped away under the pretext that there was a phone on it.
These comrades-in-arms say that they will mutiny.
"Classmate Jiang Ye, you said that you and Cheng Xinghe would feel like wearing women's clothes?"
"Squad leader, what do you want to do, let me tell you, I'd rather die than obey!!" (To be continued.) )