Nirmala, the capital of the Philippines!

State Guest Banquet!

President Filipino's labor and management are. Don't be disciplined. Xiao Du shook hands with Prime Minister An's 'Compensation Promotion', Xiao Du was very excited, "Promotion, I miss you!" I've been thinking about it for years! ”

An Bao Jin smiled and said, "I miss you too!" But I only thought about it for a few months! ”

Xiao Du was stunned, "Huh? Why is that? ”

An Bao Jin said: "Because you have only been in office for a few months! ”

Xiao Du thought about it......

No problem!

So he said, "Come, come, sit, sit, sit!" Sit down and speak! ”

Two people in a seat!

Xiao Du greeted him in a friendly manner: "Promotion, it's been hot in Tokyo lately, right?" ”

An Bao Jin leaned back in his chair, "It's a little hot, but I can bear it!" When to play, I'll pay for it! ”

Xiao Du nodded, "Let's go when it's cold!" ”

An Yuan Jin glanced at him and thought, if you don't want to come, just say it, the labor-management Tokyo is always hot, and it is definitely not cold! Then he stepped into the topic and said: "Xiao Du, you are a latecomer, and I, as a senior, have to give you a reminder!" There are some things that should be low-key, just low-key! You've been making a lot of noise lately, and I've been doing things everywhere, and I can hear about your deeds in Tokyo, it's very funny! But I'm telling you, it's not good, you have to change it! ”

Xiao Du was stunned, "Why did you change it?" ”

"Why don't you understand...... An Yuan Jin shook his head speechlessly, paused and continued: "In this way, didn't the magnesium country allocate a certain share of bonds to us and let us buy them!" How about you seven and I'm three? ”

Xiao Du quit, "Dad's love for us is the same, why should I pay more?" Why don't you have three and you seven? ”

An Yuan Jinjin pointed at him, "You, you're just too young to understand some things!" I'm teaching you the truth of being a man, you should humbly ask for advice, why are you still stubborn? ”

Xiao Du showed a disgusted expression, "My father taught me the truth of being a man, I don't need you to teach me!" ”

An Yuan Jin sat up, "Why do you talk like that?" I'm your big brother, you know? What kind of arbitration case did I talk to and wipe your ass for you last time, have you forgotten? ”

Xiao Du grinned, "Pull it down, you didn't make me do it, I made a lot of money not to mention, but it turned out to be blown, and I lost face." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoWhen the bananas can't be sold, let you help me deal with it a little, and just promise not to do anything, and in the end it's all rotten in the house, and I lose all my pants! Now you still want to fool me, no way, no way! ”

Anyuan was a little annoyed by him, "Why did you mention bananas again, can you not do without bananas in two sentences, can you be a little profitable?" And, how can this be called a fool? Big brother is thinking about pulling you, is it okay to go on the road? ”

Xiao Du glanced at him, "What kind of bicycle do you want?" What kind of bicycle do you want? ”

Compensation promotion: "......"

Why doesn't this grandson play his cards according to the routine?

And that's not even the time for the bike!

Xiao Du smiled, "Simple, simple routines, don't make it complicated, I ......" Speaking of this, he suddenly paused, and said in a changed tone: "I don't know why, I suddenly want to sell an island, just Bawang Island, do you want to buy it?" ”

An Yuan was stunned for a moment, and said: "I don't know why, I really want to sell an island, just Ryukyu Island, can you buy it?" ”

Xiao Du proposed: "Why don't we exchange!" ”

An Yuan Jinjin gave a thumbs up, "Good idea!" ”

Xiao Du asked, "Is there a problem with the documents?" Can the people agree? ”

An Yuan Jin looked resolute, "If there is a problem, there must be no problem!" I don't know why, I'm so willful today, I feel cute! What about you? ”

Xiao Du sighed for a moment, "What a coincidence, I'm so willful today!" ”

An Yuan Jinjin said: "Then let's have a press conference quickly, I really want to release this news soon!" ”

Xiao Du showed a surprised expression, "What a coincidence!" I thought so too! ”

An Bao Jin held his hand, "Don't say anything!" Fate! ”

Xiao Du also shook it and said excitedly: "Brother, why didn't you find out that we were so temperamental before!" It's decided, I'll mess with you in the future! ”

"Together! Mix! ”

The two of them, who were still-for-tat just now, instantly hated each other, and their favorability was brushed up!

The island's affairs are so good!

Next to him, the Jade Emperor's Yuan Shen nodded with satisfaction, and muttered: "Don't come to me if you provoke any cause and effect, go to Mengxin's little brother, he instructed me to do it...... No, he coerced me to do it, I was forced! ”

After that, he disappeared with a 'law teleportation'!

……

Here at school!

The referee felt a little funny, "This student, what is certain about this, you can just check it on the Internet, you can't be wrong!" ”

Everyone also felt funny!

"I'm not sure if that's not true, isn't it funny, I'm sure!"

"That's right, I've never been so sure, if Bawangdao wasn't from Fei Yubin, I would eat Xiang live!"

"If the Ryukyu Road wasn't for the book, I would cut the chicken live!"

"You're still not sure, look at me - if not, I'm transgender live!"

"Damn, top floor master, this is really ruthless!"

"The landlord is awesome!"

"Worship the landlord in the back row!"

"No way, who told me to be so sure!"

On the stage, Meng Xin said lightly: "Really? Then check it out! ”

The referee smiled and shook his head, "This student! "They're a little speechless!

The crowd was also quite speechless!

"Why is he still stubborn? It's not the result of checking again, and I don't have to change it! ”

"I can't move the island to another country because of the earthquake!"

"Even if you move over, your nationality won't change!"

"Unless the sun rises in the west!"

"Hey, I don't know what Meng Xin thinks!"

"Silly!"

Although today's Mengxin is a bit evil, this matter is too common sense, and it is absolutely impossible to be wrong, as long as there is nothing wrong with it, all people think that Mengxin is funny!

Qin Sisi also didn't understand what Meng Xin was about, but she was the only one who took Meng Xin's words to heart, so she took out her mobile phone and checked it again......

After this search, she was immediately stunned, and she was shocked, don't want it! After the shock, she suddenly laughed out loud, and actually let her brother say it right, I don't know what other people's expressions will be when they see this!

She took the phone to Mr. Wu in front of the computer, "Put it on the big screen!" ”

"Hey, look, the pattern on the screen is cut again!"

"What are you going to do?"

"I don't know!"

All the teachers and students raised their heads and looked at the big screen!

The next moment, the screen changed, and another piece of news popped up......

"I am a correspondent based in Philippines Binnymara, and just now, President Philippine and Prime Minister Saimoto did something that shocked and incomprehensible the world, they actually exchanged each other's islands 'Bawang Island' and 'Ryukyu Island'! In other words, from now on, Ryukyu Island will become Filipino territory, and Bawang Island will become the territory of the Philippines......"

On the screen, President Filipino and Prime Minister Yu exchanged signed documents, which were then shown to everyone......

After reading the news!

Everyone was stupid, their mouths grew in shock, and their jaws hit the ground, dumbfounded!

it!

Did the sun really rise in the west?

Mother Earth, isn't there something wrong with the way you rotate today?

Mother Earth, hurry up and turn in another direction, the heads of the earthlings have turned watts in the wrong posture!

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