Chapter 5: Adventures in the Underworld
Shu Family Villa, Niu Fat Man and I, as special guests of the Shu family, naturally received preferential treatment, but Shu Zhewen was polite, but the coldness in his heart could be seen by everyone, I sighed secretly, this old man is not easy to serve......
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When I entered the house, I was suddenly stunned, why is this person here? And with others.
Liu Liuliu's face was full of bitterness, and he smiled bitterly at me.
I also have an old friendship with him, and I know from his appearance that the matter is getting bigger, and the underworld is sending someone to clean me up.
"Boy...... Ay! ”
Liu Liuliu is obviously very helpless, although this guy is usually a little out of tune, but he still takes care of me very much, looking at my eyes...... It's that kind of love, it seems that he really treats me as a grandson.......
"You are the scattered ghost Liu Yulin?"
The guy who spoke had black and purple lips, just like someone who had just died, and I had seen a lot of people like him, but Lao Tzu had been a ghost for two years, and it was the first time I heard of it, what does this casual ghost mean? It doesn't sound that great.
"Excuse me...... this casual member?"
Before I could finish speaking, Liu Liuliu's eyes trickled, and he stepped forward to interrupt me and said, "Boy, don't be blind, these two are the subordinates of the grandfathers of the Difu Night Wandering God." ”
"Night Wanderer? Grandpa is not enough, do you pay him back grandpa? ”
I seem to have heard of it somewhere, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I blurted out: "I rub, the legendary little spy of the Yin Division?" Specializing in small reports! ”
As soon as the words came out, I knew that I was in trouble, and sure enough, the two ghosts almost pulled their faces, and without saying a word, they were a chain in front of me.
At that time, I was defenseless at all, so I was dragged into the underworld by them, Liu Liuliu could only stomp his feet fiercely, and followed us helplessly.
To be honest, this is the first time I've come to the underworld, although I'm a ghost before, but the gift is usually taken to the ghost gate to pull down, which normal person is willing to go to the underworld if there is nothing to do, but this time I can't think of it.
When I got to the underworld, I almost didn't drop my jaw, this is the underworld, and it really deserves its name.
There was a blood moon hanging in the gray sky, and the wind was gusting, and from time to time you could hear terrible screams.
"Boy, what are you looking at? Don't go yet! A ghost scolded.
Listening to the tone is very impatient, too, who let Lao Tzu just bury their boss, but their boss is really not authentic, this bit of will hit Lao Tzu's small report, if it is not for Lao Tzu's status is too low, he must be paid attention to.
"Let's go."
I didn't give him a good face, isn't it just a night wanderer, Lao Tzu also has a backstage, so I also glanced at Liu Liuliu, why didn't this old guy dare to look at me squarely? Later, I learned that I was thinking too much, and Lao Tzu's so-called backstage in the underworld turned out to be a fart.
Stepping on the Huangquan Road, walking to the Lechuan River, walking across the Nai He Bridge, overlooking the Sansheng Stone, I also peeked at Meng Po with my feet, looking at the struggling ghosts under the Nai He Bridge, my heart trembled, and my heart must not fall in.
When I arrived at the city, I was shocked by the majestic city in front of me, the city wall extended I don't know how far, there were countless pavilions and pavilions in the city, especially the couplets hanging at the door were of profound meaning and made people feel intimidated.
Shanglian is "the third world of the yang world, you are all harmful." ”
Xialian Shu said, "Yin Cao Difu, who has been spared through the ages?" ”
"You're coming." ”
I read it silently, and sighed in my heart, and then a ghost sent me to urge me, and I remembered that my buddy is now difficult to protect himself, and when he does not die in this catastrophe, he must do a good job of ideological education for the world when he goes out.
After another moment, I was taken by them to a quaint yamen, and when I turned around and saw that Liu Liuliu didn't know when he ran away, I simply thought that this guy was looking for a leader for me.
It turns out that this old guy is still quite righteous, although the leader didn't find it, but he really found two saviors for me by mistake.
When I went to the lobby, I saw a group of ghosts staring at me, which made me very unhappy, but forget it, I guess the most faceted person here is me, endure it.
At that moment, a voice rang out in my ears like thunder.
"Be bold, don't kneel down when you see the Lord of the Night Wandering God!"
I was scared and shuddered, this was purely a normal physiological reaction, and it was definitely not that I was afraid of him.
When I looked up, I found that this night wanderer didn't seem to be a person, no wonder Liu Liuliu wanted to call him "old man".
I probably clicked, it should be sixteen, but this one looks a little bit like that...... The faces of small melon seeds, the exposed parts of the body are red, but the arms are connected together, as if they are a person, and sixteen pairs of eyes are staring straight at me, which makes me feel very unhappy.
"Who's in the hall?" The Night Wanderer didn't open his mouth, maybe there were too many of them, and I didn't pay attention to which of their mouths opened.
I was stunned, his grandmother's was the one you called Lao Tzu's small report and got it for Lao Tzu, pretending to be chicken feathers.
No, I must not disgrace my leader, although I don't know who the leader is.
"Under the ghost, Liu Yulin." The tone is quite cold, if my leader sees me so righteous and awe-inspiring for a while, maybe he will promote me to an official.
"Liu Yulin, a loose ghost, do you know that you have violated the law of Yinsi?"
I twisted my head when I heard this, and coaxed, "I don't know! ”
"Presumptuous! Privately revealing his true body in the sun, innocently hitting the soul of a mortal, and you still say you don't know? ”
I knew that this was the case, but I took care of this matter, how could the underworld not know what they did, I can be regarded as punishing evil and promoting good, and properly promoting the righteousness of the world, could it be that Brother Li's power has extended to the underworld?
But I still have to say what I should say, fortunately, the wandering god looks stumbling at night, but it seems to be very reasonable, and I later learned that this guy is a dead brain, and many brothers in the underworld have been cleaned up by him, and I am the first one who has nothing to do but is promoted.
After I finished telling the ins and outs of the matter, many ghosts looked at me with a little softened their eyes, no longer the fierce appearance before, it is estimated that they were not less angry with the local underworld forces when they were alive.
"But that's not a reason for you to show up and punish them without permission."
As soon as I heard the words of the Night Wandering God, the sharp changed, from innocently striking the souls of mortals to punishing them, it seems that there is a drama, but the capital crime can be avoided, and this living crime cannot be escaped.
I was about to follow his words, and two officials walked in at the door, all of them were righteous and awe-inspiring, with a clear appearance, wearing armor and carrying a sword at their waists, that is called a handsome, when can Lao Tzu be so majestic?
"Lord Night Wandering God, I was ordered to come and lead our ghost to send Liu Yulin."
As soon as I heard this, my heart was happy, look at these two people are not ordinary people, Lao Liu is really doing things, he moved to the rescuers so quickly, look, come to lead our company's ghost errand, it seems that Lao Tzu also has a little status.
Ye Youshen was obviously stunned, and asked, "Zhang Xian, you said he was your quick report ghost?" Why is it written on the paperwork that it is a loose ghost? ”
Zhang Xian replied: "For some reason......"
Is it really awesome, this is also an answer? I guess if I said that, I would have been destroyed a long time ago.
I thought that the Night Wandering God was ignored, and he should be angry at the worst, but the affairs of the underworld are too complicated, and I think about it wrong.
Seeing that the night wandering god was silent for a moment, he waved his hand and said: "Since it is the ghost of the Quick Report Division, then retribution for those who do evil is also a matter of duty, so let's go." ”
I rub, what's the situation, Lao Tzu was acquitted like this? It seems that my leader is not an ordinary good envoy, and the two of them are so awesome at will.
As the two walked out of the yamen, they saw Liu Liuliu anxiously circling outside the door.
I stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Lao Liu! ”
When Liu Liuliu saw my coquettish face, he knew that I was not guilty inside, but he ignored me, turned to the two people beside me and said, "Thank you two adults for coming to the rescue." ”
I also reacted when I saw this, these two should be my leaders, even if they are not, the level is higher than me, I really don't know if there is a lower status than Lao Tzu in the underworld.
I arched my hand decently and said, "Liu Yulin, thank you two big brothers for saving me!" If you talk about something in the future, the little brother will go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, and he will definitely not give up. ”
When Liu Liuliu heard what I said, he was startled at the time, and hurriedly stepped forward to cover my mouth, for fear that something would come out of me in a while.
The two men were also stunned, and then Zhang Xian laughed and said, "Boy, you are very interesting." ”
The other man looked me up and down and said coldly, "Don't forget to change guys!" ”
The two men said a word to each other, and left after saying a word, I looked at their backs and said secretly: "I don't understand the awesome world......"
Looking at them walking away, I was going to ask Liu Liuliu some questions, but Liu Liuliu looked at me at this time, his eyes were shining, and his excited hands were shaking all the time, I was really afraid that he would pull over.
"Lao Liu, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Liuliu saw that I was puzzled, and hurriedly shouted: "You kid is developed, developed, don't forget Lao Tzu in the future!" ”
"Are you scared silly? Lao Tzu has just been fished out, developed a fart, oh yes, that big cold face just now asked me to change the guy, what do you mean? ”
Seeing this, Liu Liuliu gave me a brain, and said angrily: "Don't be foolish, that is a famous general in the underworld, Yang Zaixing, have you heard of it?" ”
Yang Zaixing, of course I know, one of Yue Fei's super thugs, a guy who will kill if he doesn't agree, fortunately I was honest just now.
"That Zhang Xian is ......?"
Liu Liuliu saw that I understood, so he nodded mysteriously to show his awesomeness, but later I learned that this guy was about to run away, and he happened to run into the two of them, so he was forced to confess to me in desperation, and it was just right, and I was also blessed by misfortune.
"Lao Liu, what is this loose ghost of me?"
Liu Liuliu was obviously stunned when he heard this, and then he haha: "Uh...... It's a low-level formal ghost, higher than a temporary worker, hehehe, but that's all that needs to be disguised your identity, congratulations, Liu Yulin, at this moment, you are the ghost of the first department of my prefecture. ”
After listening to Liu Liuliu's explanation for a long time, I realized that before the co-authorship, I was a low-level miscellaneous regular worker, this old boy has been mixed for so long and is still a senior casual worker, that is, a senior miscellaneous worker, my so-called leader, due to the betrayal of the prefecture establishment, has been cleaned up.
But fortunately, I met two jealous and hateful guys this time, and what I did happened to suit their appetite, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to escape this catastrophe even if I was desperate.
If you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future.,That's right.,After I learned about the Express Division, I understood.,My current identity is either Lijingmen or Jinyiwei.,Anyway, it's very popular.。
As for my boss, the boss of the Express News Division, it is even more remarkable, and there is only one person who can control Zhang Xian and Yang Zaixing, and that is Yue Fei and Yue Pengju.