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Cheng Huang saw that the situation was not right, so he spread his feet and ran, and even said: "It has nothing to do with me!" ”

But where can Chenghuang run away, as soon as he took a step, he was grabbed by the tail of Xuanyi Shitai.

He was lifted up in the air and kicked in mid-air with all fours, but he just couldn't touch the ground.

"Don't hurt the pond fish!" Cheng Huang hurriedly screamed, his fur exploded with fright, and his bones trembled.

When Mrs. Xuanyi heard this, she was puzzled for a long time, and then said, "You don't have scale armor on your body, how can you be a fish?" ”

After saying that, she threw it away and threw Chenghuang back to the same place.

"Bump~"

Chenghuang was stunned and dizzy, and he didn't know the southeast and northwest.

He had gold stars on his head, foamed at the mouth, muttered, and said, "Women are not easy to mess with, especially stay away from Shitai!" ”

At this time, Mrs. Xuanyi stretched out her hand to the little bean sprouts again.

"I'm a baby, I can't hurt children, ah, mother, it hurts the baby, it hurts the baby." The sprouts did not turn into a plant and took root in the soil, but they were uprooted by Master Xuanyi.

There is simply no room to fight back.

Master Xuanyi dragged and dragged the little bean sprouts and pulled and pulled them as a rope, and then tied all the four paws of Chenghuang together, and even tied up the beak shell, like a lamb being dragged to the slaughterhouse to be slaughtered.

Chenghuang and small bean sprouts were tied together, and their eyes were dark, and they all fainted.

For Xuanyi Shitai, Hua Xu Shaoyu has only one word to describe, "violent!" ”

"Now, give you one last chance, or else you'll roast them." Master Xuanyi pointed to the Chenghuang and small bean sprouts that were tied together, and then pointed to the fire not far away.

The fire there has not yet been extinguished, and it is enough to roast it.

Little Bean Sprouts and Chenghuang suddenly cheated on the corpse and screamed.

"I'm a vegetarian, no oil and water, it's not delicious!" Screamed, frightened little face pale.

"Hmm! I taste ...... Disturb! Cheng Huang's mouth was tightly tied, and he raised half of the corners of his mouth vigorously, and said in a squeak.

Hua Xu Shaoyu fell more than a dozen black lines above his head.

"Roast big brother and eat it, his meat is tender!" The little bean sprouts had an idea and said very generously.

Chenghuang was tied, lying on his back on the ground, and after hearing the words of the little bean sprouts, he also nodded again and again, raised his feet and hands in agreement.

Belch!

It seems that the four paws of Chenghuang are all tied to the sky, and they are the same whether they are lifted or not.

Hua Xu Shaoyu's whole body was in severe pain, and he couldn't move at all.

He looked at Mrs. Xuanyi, then at Chenghuang and Xiaodou Sprouts, and said, "You two things without conscience, you have covered you for so many days, and your conscience has been eaten by dogs." ”

The little bean sprouts didn't even react, so they came out and said, "Let the second brother eat it." ”

"Hmm~" When Chenghuang heard it, his face turned green, and he squeaked and roared for a long time, but he didn't hear what the roar was.

With a wave of Xuanyi Shitai's robe, a soft force was heard, and the originally listless bonfire burned violently, and the flames flew several meters high, roasting people's faces painfully.

"All three of them are baked, the meat and vegetables are matched, nutritious and delicious, and there is just the right thing to add flavor." Master Xuanyi looked at the meat dish - Hua Xu Shaoyu, then looked at the vegetarian dish - small bean sprouts, and then looked at the flavor enhancer - Chenghuang, and nodded with some satisfaction.

When Cheng Huang heard this, he quickly pretended to be dead, his eyes turned up, his teeth were closed, his mouth was foaming, and his whole body was convulsed, as if he was going crazy.

"Second brother, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous~" Xiao Dou Sprouts saw Cheng Huang pretending to be dead and pretending to be crazy, and his heart was also cold, he really had no choice, and then said: "The woman under the mountain is a tiger, not a bear, and it is useless to pretend to be dead." ”

When Cheng Huang heard this, he immediately came back to life, his mouth was trembling, and he said intermittently, "Yes...... Is it? ”

Hua Xu Shaoyu hid on the ground, felt pain when he moved a finger, and hurriedly transmitted the sound to the overlord in the bow.

But the guy seemed to have disappeared, and there was no response for a long time, so anxious that Hua Xu Shaoyu sweated on the top of his head: "Jair, aren't you embarrassed about how capable you are, hurry up and get this crazy woman away." ”

The Overlord's bow was like a dead iron rod, and there was no movement at all.

"At the critical moment, they are so unreliable!" Hua Xu Shaoyu gritted his teeth, and he had to rely on himself.

At this time, Master Xuanyi had already burned the fire to the fullest, and was ready to start roasting. She turned her face slightly, revealing her slightly red cheeks, like a touch of red flying up her face.

Hua Xu Shaoyu suddenly felt that Mrs. Xuanyi was actually a beauty embryo, both in figure and appearance, she was first-class.

But......

It's just that her personality is too irritable, no wonder the green lantern monk wants to avoid her, who would marry a tigress and go home?

"What are you muttering?" Master Xuanyi stretched out his hand and grabbed Hua Xu Shaoyu.

"Nothing?" Hua Xu shook his head.

But Mrs. Xuanyi always felt that something was wrong, and picking up the dust was a beating.

Hua Xu Shaoyu felt that his whole body was about to lose consciousness, sighed that this woman was too violent, and said angrily: "If I were the master of the green lantern, I would not marry you." ”

"What! Do you dare to look down on the old lady? Where is the old lady not worthy of him? "Master Xuanyi is like an enraged tigress, staring at Hua Xu Shaoyu viciously, as if she wants to eat him.

Hua Xu Shaoyu had an idea and said: "From a man's point of view, basically all men like gentle, virtuous, and well-informed women. ”

"You say the old lady is not ladylike enough?" Master Xuanyi picked up the dust and whipped at Hua Xu Shaoyu.

Dare to say that she is not ladylike enough, Hua Xu Shaoyu is really the first.

"Hmm!" Xiaodou Sprouts and Chenghuang both nodded at the same time, and the Xuanyi Master was too crazy and boundless.

Master Xuanyi took the dust whisk and took turns to pump it fiercely, and he refused to stop until everyone was dying.

Hua Xu Shaoyu and they really want to accept their fate, rather than being sucked to death like this, it is better to have a good time.

"Where did you know so much?" Master Xuanyi was almost angry, picked up Hua Xu Shaoyu, and said.

"I'm a man, too!" Hua Xu Shaoyu replied.

"Didn't you say you're not a man?" Master Xuanyi said with disdain.

"I'm a boy now, and I'm going to be a man soon, so I know!" Hua Xu Shaoyu felt relieved, for fear that the crazy woman would be mad again, so he clicked him.

"Then tell me, how can I make Senior Brother Qingdeng like me?" Master Xuanyi said very distressedly.

Hua Xu thought about it for a while, and finally got to the point, and said, "Do you want to hear the most direct?" Or the most reliable? ”

"Huh?" Master Xuanyi couldn't help but glance at Hua Xu Shaoyu, at a young age, he really knew a lot, paused for a moment, and said, "Listen to the most reliable first?" ”

"Well, first of all, you have to become a lady who can't be more standard, and you have to establish the image of a virtuous woman...... Then, if you want to tie a man's heart, you have to tie a man's stomach......" Hua Xu Shaoyu said all the routines in his mind.

When Master Xuanyi heard this, he tapped his head lightly, and his eyes became much gentler when he looked at Hua Xu.

"Like this?" Master Xuanyi straightened up his clothes, then sat up straight, smiled slightly, and showed four bright teeth.

Hua Xu Shaoyu looked at it, this is not very good, but it is very different from what he saw before, and he felt very awkward, and said secretly: "It's better to change back to its original appearance, it looks more comfortable." ”

Master Xuanyi finally mustered up the courage to learn the lady for a long time, and after seeing Hua Xu's expression, he was like a deflated ball, and he withered, and said: "Then it's the most direct!" ”

"Master, are you sure you want to listen?" Hua Xu Shaoyu asked softly again, confirming again and again.

Master Xuanyi nodded.