Chapter Seventy-Two: Instantly Turned into a Joker
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Coupled with the perfect sprinting skills, the control of breathing, speed and rhythm during the sprint is also the most perfect, and it should not be a problem to run than Bolt.
Zhang Xiaofan muttered in his heart.
After the interview, Zhang Xiaofan ran directly into the locker room.
As for the post-match press conference, Zhang Xiaofan did not attend.
His inhuman performance is that he has to go to a urine test after every game.
……
"33 assists in a single game, Zhang Xiaofan became the assist king in the second game"
"Zhang Xiaofan defeated Parker, 33 assists and laughed at the Olympic field"
"Every step is creating history, how many miracles can Zhang Xiaofan perform"
"Post-game reporter interview, Zhang Xiaofan is not afraid of Usain Bolt"
At the same time, Zhang Xiaofan's news continued to occupy the headlines of major networks.
In China, in recent days, Zhang Xiaofan's popularity is higher than that of the Rio Olympics, and he continues to dominate all kinds of headlines.
If it is the headline and is not related to Zhang Xiaofan, that is the strangest thing.
In just three days, Zhang Xiaofan has become a well-known Olympic superstar.
The Rio stadium is very popular and has countless fans around the world.
There are countless viewers who are still excited after watching the game, and they began to discuss in the forum.
"Dior's resentful eyes when he was interviewed, it's really pitiful, Zhang Xiaofan, you will spare Dior next time!"
"Number 0 is a demon! In Dior's eyes, Zhang Xiaofan has been equated with the devil. ”
"Dior is complaining, why do you keep using me as a breakthrough. There's Parker next to it, Parker's presence. ”
"Zhang Xiaofan beats Parker in the point guard position, it's too good."
"I'm really envious that you can watch the live broadcast, I'm still working at night, so I can only watch your live broadcast."
……
Zhang Xiaofan finished the urine test and did not go to the post-game press conference, so he went directly out of the gymnasium.
Soon, he came to the place agreed with Zeng Xiaoxian and Qigege.
From a long distance, I saw Zeng Xiaoxian flying over.
"Brother Xiaofan, you are really my idol, I love you to death."
Seeing this guy who opened his hands and wanted to hug him, Zhang Xiaofan dodged slightly to the side of his body.
Thump.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who pounced on him, pounced directly into the air and lay on the ground, looking miserable with his face on the ground.
"Brother Xiaofan, what are you doing, are you trying to murder your cousin?" Zeng Xiaoxian lay on the ground and said.
"I'm not interested in hugging people of the same sex." Zhang Xiaofan tidied up his clothes and said seriously.
"Rub!" Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up directly from the ground, "Sure enough, he is worthy of being my cousin of the heavy color brother, just like before!" ”
Zhang Xiaofan rolled his eyes, too lazy to pay attention to this teasing.
However, Zhang Xiaofan ignored him, but Zeng Xiaoxian did not have this kind of awareness.
He came up directly and chuckled, "Hey, Brother Xiaofan, after today's game, the foreign girl who interviewed you is really good-looking, otherwise go and hook up." By the way, there is also the famous milk god in Brazil...... Didn't you say before, if you come to Brazil, you must soak that milk god in your hands, how about when we act? ”
As soon as I heard Zeng Xiaoxian's goods, I mentioned the reporter.
Zhang Xiaofan remembered one thing.
There was a riot of reporters outside the Olympic Village this morning, and the credit of this cheap cousin, and then staring at the seven grids who were broadcasting live with wide eyes next to them.
Zhang Xiaofan glared at this guy, "Go aside, I'm sitting up straight, you think it's all as obscene and trivial as you, don't put your own inner thoughts on my head." ”
No, this doesn't look like my little Brother Fan style.
Just when Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled.
I saw Qigege next to him come to the side of the two of them, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with contempt, "Zeng Xiaoxian, you are so shameless, you actually put your inner thoughts on the head of the great god, it's really shameless." ”
After speaking, Qi Gege said to Zhang Xiaofan with wide eyes, "Zhang Xiaofan, your performance in the arena is really handsome, handsome and earth-shattering." ”
Seeing the beautiful anchor in front of him, with a on her face, she almost said, Zhang Xiaofan I want you, Zhang Xiaofan I like you.
Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his head violently.
What a fool, how can such a thing be said in front of a beautiful woman.
Sure enough, he is worthy of Brother Xiaofan, who sees six ways, listens to all directions, and can adapt to changes.
The expression was as if he hadn't said it.
Admire, admire.
It seems that I still have a lot to learn, and the road to pickling girls is a long way to go.
Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian patted Zhang Xiaofan's shoulder, and then gave a thumbs up.
Zhang Xiaofan turned his head and saw Zeng Xiaoxian's admiring gaze.
I feel a little inexplicable.
This guy can't be stupid, right, he even gave him a thumbs up, could it be that he still has masochistic tendencies?
I thought about it for a long time but didn't figure it out.
Regardless of this guy, Zhang Xiaofan looked at Qigege and said, "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend." ”
Qigege was stunned for a moment, then covered his mouth and laughed wildly, "Giggle, cluck"
In the end, the waist of the smile was bent, and the big eyes were even more laughed into a line, and said intermittently, "No, I know that my stomach hurts, cough cough, how did Zhang Xiaofan come up with this sentence, it's so interesting, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend, giggle." ”
As he spoke, Qigege clutched his stomach and laughed wildly.
Later, Zeng Xiaoxian patted his thigh without listening.
These two guys, let's have a jerk!
Zhang Xiaofan was a little inexplicable, he just said an Internet buzzword casually, and it has been popular for I don't know how many years, is it so funny?
Just when Zhang Xiaofan was puzzled, he saw the barrage on Qigege's mobile phone.
"Damn, this can definitely become the hottest Internet buzzword this year."
"Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend. Zhang Xiaofan, you are already a legend in the Olympic arena, I understand that this is your true feeling. ”
"No, I wonder how you came up with that."
"It turns out that Zhang Xiaofan is not only good at basketball, but also a joker!"
"Joker +1."
“+2。”
“+10086。”
What is the situation, is there no such thing in this world?
At this time, three figures with sunglasses appeared not far away, they were tall and mighty, and they were Kobe, James, and Wade.
Looking this way, it seems to confirm whether there is no wrong person.
Soon they seemed to be sure that it was the person they were looking for, and walked briskly over.
……
At this time, someone posted in the sports forum, and Zhang Xiaofan appeared in the seven-grid live broadcast room again and said a word!
"No, when I watched the live broadcast of Qigege just now, Zhang Xiaofan appeared, he instantly turned into a joker, and said a word, my stomach still hurts when I laugh......"
"You are paralyzed, what exactly did you say, post, can you finish it all at once."
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