Chapter 17: I Am Not Zhou Yabing

A dragon groan rang out, and a golden dragon soared into the air, leaping several times back and forth into the huge head of the stone giant. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Shenlong, ah." The stone giant screamed in disbelief, and its head exploded, and the stone-patched body collapsed.

"The old don't die, the old don't die." Zhong Kui lay on the ground panting.

The yin air in the sky dispersed, and a ray of sunlight shone down: "It's dawn, Ah Mei, hide quickly, don't let the sun shine on you." Zhong Kui felt the sunlight shining on his body, and hurriedly got up and touched around.

"Brother, I'm here." Ah Jiu found Zhong Xiaomei under a stone with a voice, and immediately took out the Hades order: "You come here first." I can't help but say that Zhong Xiaomei was included in the Hades Order, and Ah Jiu only discovered that the Hades Order has the function of collecting ghosts in the past few days, and the effect is not bad.

Zhong Kui was still touching: "Sister, where are you?" Ah Jiu came over and said, "Zhong Xiaomei has been put away by me, see you in the evening, by the way, you are also a ghost, aren't you afraid of the sun?" ”

"Who told you I was a ghost?"

"You're not a ghost or a human?"

"I'm a demon."

"Demon, Great Demon King?"

"Forget it, you can't understand it if you explain it, when will I be able to see this pair of eyes?" Zhong Kui was anxious and impatient.

"I'll help you to Lanruo Temple first, huh?" Ah Jiu looked at the messy surroundings, the old monster tossed around again and again, and Lanruo Temple was gone.

In this battle, Ah Jiu suffered heavy losses, the helmet became two halves, the ghost-hunting gloves were gone, the goggles were gone, even the rifle was gone, only the pistol, dagger, body armor, bulletproof pants, bulletproof boots, some bullet grenades, mobile phones, yes, there was also a mobile phone that could be sold for some money, waterproof.

At this time, Ah Jiu couldn't find Ma Gongzi again, he had already left, and sure enough, he was a master, and Shenlong saw the head and the tail.

Ah Jiu picked up a wooden stick and stuffed one of the ends into Zhong Kui's hand: "I am also a model young man who respects the elderly, don't say that I don't take care of your old man, let's go, let's go to the market to rest for a while, don't worry, walk slowly, watch your feet." As soon as Ah Jiu finished speaking, Zhong Kui rolled down the hill with a stone wrapped around his feet.

"Old man Zhong, didn't I tell you to watch your step?" Ah Jiu walked down the hill helplessly.

"Young man, since you respect the old man so much, it is better for you to carry my old man on your back." Zhong Kui sat on the ground and made unreasonable demands.

"This, you're too big, I'm afraid I won't be able to carry it?" Although Zhong Kui couldn't see it, Ah Jiu still showed a look of embarrassment on his face.

"You can open the earth and do the runes, wow, this little thing will not be difficult for you."

"Y-You know what I'm capable of?"

"I can see how many catties and taels you have, what is the relationship between Zhang Sanfeng and you?"

"Do you know my grandfather?"

"I've met a few times, why don't you hurry up and help my old man."

Ah Jiu helped Zhong Kui to walk to the market, at this time the market had dispersed, the wind kept blowing, blowing up leaves flying all over the sky, the wanted notices were full, the straw mat was blown up by the wind to reveal a few corpses full of flies, Ah Jiu carried Zhong Kui all the way to be tired and panting, it was inconvenient to draw talismans here, and the runes were one less than one.

"Who is this young man?"

"It's the weirdo who lives in Lanruo Temple, I didn't expect him to be dead."

"He's back, and the whole world has changed."

Ah Jiu raised his head, and a flag had a big wine word written on it: "Old man Zhong, there is a hotel here, let's go eat something inside, right?" ”

"There's something to eat, I've been hungry for a long time, uh-huh, I smell it, what kind of meat is this, it's so fragrant."

Walking into the hotel, there were a total of eight people inside, one was cooking meat, and the remaining seven were sitting on a stool staring at Ah Jiu and Zhong Kui with a smile.

"The greeting is not thoughtful, the greeting is inconsiderate, and the two of you use it slowly." The shopkeeper smiled and brought two bowls of meat.

Ah Jiu felt that something was wrong in the hotel, so he didn't move his chopsticks, looked at Zhong Kui and said, "Old man Zhong, eat, aren't you hungry?" ”

"I'm hungry, but I don't eat all the meat."

Ah Jiu picked up the chopsticks and took out a toe, suddenly his eyes opened wide, and a dog ran in with a hand in his mouth, Ah Jiu suddenly felt chills, and vomited out the chicken he ate last night with a wave of nausea in his abdomen.

"Hahahahaha."

"Hahahahaha."

"Hahahahaha." The eight people in the store all picked up the guy and smiled and walked around Ah Jiu and the two.

"Why don't you eat it, is the food unappetizing?"

"Eat a little bit, I haven't eaten this meal anymore."

"We're catching fugitives, stop." A one-eyed man leads a group of two-eyed people to run over.

"The official is here, run." Everyone in the hotel dispersed, and of course Ah Jiu would not sit still, and followed this group of people to spread their legs.

"Are you Zhou Yabing?" The one-eyed servant asked viciously.

"You must be mistaken, I'm not Zhou Yabing."

"You have a beard, he also has a beard, and you dare to say that you are not Zhou Yabing, take it away, and take it back to the yamen to receive the reward."

"Ha, ha, ha." The people in the store ran out of exhaustion and hid in an alley.

"The officials didn't catch up, did they?"

"Nope."

"Huh? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, huh? "There was one more, and eight fierce gods surrounded Ah Jiu in the center.

"Big brothers, spare me, even if you kill me, you won't be able to cook it in the pot."

"Spare you, you take off all your clothes and slip outside, and we will spare you, hum."

"Brothers, everything has been discussed, I have a treasure to offer, only I know how to use this treasure, you can't kill me."

"Treasures? What treasure? Take it out and take a look, dare to play the uncle and chop you into meat sauce. ”

"This is it." Ah Jiu reached out and took out a green piece of iron on his waist.

"What is this?" The crowd gathered around and studied.

Ah Jiu patiently explained: "This treasure is amazing, legend has it that as long as this is pulled away, the people around the treasure can pull out the ground and become immortals, but the upper ring can only be pulled open by smart people, I am too stupid to pull it open, you may be able to try." ”

"Can you become an immortal? Are you a liar? The people around him looked incredulous.

"Oops." Ah Jiu piled up a bitter face and said: "But I am wronged, I just deceive the gods and ghosts and dare not deceive the masters, this treasure is still given to me by an old fairy who went up the mountain to collect medicine when I was a child, and he told me that only smart people can pull open this pull ring." ”

"Is that it?" A big man with a full face swished and ripped it off.

"Ah, fairy, ah, fairy." Ah Jiu shouted and ran away, and everyone didn't know why, they all stared at this smoking treasure.

"Can you really become an immortal?"

"Bang." (To be continued.) )