Chapter 169: A good cabbage made Chen Er arch
When he felt that he had exploded the purple relics on the top of his head, and the purple qi turned into another purple behind him, in the forbidden area of the East China Sea, a monk's skin slowly rose from the sea.
His face was west, and two flames emerged from the hole in his eye.
"Although the Buddha is kind, he also has angry eyes. Self-detonating relics, becoming angry-eyed Vajra Dharma! Good, Great Kindness!"
"I don't know when that little friend will bring him!"
"There is a lack of a true Buddha in the world!"
"Buddha!"
After saying the Buddha's name, the monk's skin slowly sank into the sea.
Chen Er, who had just left the town, suddenly sneezed.
"A cultivator, or a physical cultivator, actually sneezed, is it a shame?" Dongfang Yiruo didn't save Chen Er any face, and directly buried it.
Chen Er pursed his lips, looked at the east and pretended to be profound: "You don't understand! It must be in the distance, there is a supreme being who is talking about me, I have a sense!"
"Don't brag!" Dongfang Yiruo rolled his eyes.
"If, let me tell you, in the Mandate of Heaven Continent, if I say that my background is weak, then no one dares to say that it is strong!" Chen Er pursed his lips, without any consciousness of being debunked, and continued to blow: "I think back then, all I came into contact with was turning my hands into clouds and covering my hands into rain, and I could destroy the existence of this world with just one move!"
"Then Chen Er, who is such a cowhide, when will you be able to pull out a statue of this kind of existence for us to see?" Dongfang was amused to listen to it, and quipped.
However, Chen Er looked stunned, thought about it quite seriously and said, "Don't worry, it is estimated that you will be able to see it in two years." ”
Dongfang Yixi joined the ranks of Dongfang Yiruo's white eyes.
But they didn't expect that Chen Er's first few words, although they were blown, were very close to the facts.
And the latter sentence, he didn't blow it at all.
At this time, in the East China Sea Forbidden Zone, the thin old man and the sturdy old man looked at each other and looked at each other.
"That one just now, it should be the great terror in this forbidden area, right?" asked the sturdy old man.
The thin old man blinked vigorously, looked at the place where the monk's skin sank just now, and said with some uncertainty: "Just now, it still spoke?"
The sturdy old man nodded and rubbed his face vigorously.
"Thanks to its lack of hostility towards us, otherwise we would have to explain this old bone here today. ”
The thin old man nodded in agreement, still palpitating, and then saw the sturdy old man pat his head.
"I suddenly remembered a story......"
The thin old man asked curiously, "What does it have to do with the one just now?"
The sturdy old man nodded again, but did not speak.
It's not that he doesn't want to tell the thin old man, but he doesn't dare.
Discussing the history of the existence of terror in the East China Sea Exclusion Zone?
Think you've lived too long?
After being silent for a while, the thin old man sighed slowly and said, "I don't know if Chen'er is okay now." ”
"It's just that the bone knife has been moved, and the ring is still intact, so it should be ...... Can you hold it?" the sturdy old man frowned, and said, "I hope he can hold on." ”
......
At this time, Chen Erxiong walked in the middle of the avenue, one on the left and one on the right, two big beauties, not only able to hold on, but also very beautiful!
"You still don't believe it, after two years, I have to show you what it means to be a top powerhouse!"
Dongfang Yiruo and Dongfang Yixi just pouted and didn't care.
Since they came out of Nanshan Village, Dongfang Yiruo and Dongfang Yixi learned some of Chen Er's background, and Chen Er began to brag about it.
At first, they just said that they were in their hometown, backed by three saints, accompanied by the beastmaster all day long, and even used the blood of the beastmaster to forge their physique, and the sisters once believed it to be true.
Later, the more he talked, the more boundless he became, what the eight worlds had to worship him in order to continue the glory, and what heavenly immortals had to bend down to speak when they saw him.
Even in the end, he really didn't have any "experience" to blow about, so he blew up the future.
"Let me tell you, I was born with a heavy burden and the Great Fortune of the Three Realms, and I want to save the world in the future!"
Speaking of this, Chen Er suddenly stopped talking, silently took out a pen and a notebook from the ring, and quickly wrote something.
"Those who write novels don't dare to make it up like this!" Dongfang Yiruo muttered, seeing that Chen Er was writing, so he secretly leaned towards Chen Er, his eyes slanted slightly.
But she only saw the three words "Mu Qingyi" on the book, and was dodged by Chen Er.
There was a slight smile on his face, and Dongfang was secretly happy.
Mu Qingyi was the name of the first time she talked to Chen Er.
At that time, she was bent on being a heroine and fighting the world with swords, so she gave herself such a pseudonym.
It's just that he was defeated by reality later, and he didn't break out of the door of the Dongfang family for several years.
Now seeing Chen Er write this name, Dongfang Yiruo's mind began to be a little active again.
"Little follower?" asked Dongfang Yiruo tentatively.
"Huh?" Chen Er replied nonchalantly.
"Shall we go to the rivers and lakes?" Dongfang Yiruo was already eager to try.
Chen Er closed the notebook, put it in the ring, pointed around and said, "Isn't this the rivers and lakes?"
Dongfang Yiruo was stunned for a moment, pouted and said, "But this river and lake is different from what is written in the book!"
Chen Er laughed and rubbed Dongfang Yiruo's head.
"You don't have to deliberately pursue anything, everyone's rivers and lakes are different. ”
Dongfang Yiruo's curiosity rose, and he grabbed Chen Er's arm and asked, "Then what are your rivers and lakes like?"
Chen Er was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought of the beautiful woman with a phoenix crown and a xiaxia, stared at Dongfang Yiruo's eyes and said, "My rivers and lakes, only you." ”
A crimson flower hung on his cheeks, and Dongfang Yiruo saw the heat in Chen Er's eyes.
At first, her eyes were a little evasive, but finally she closed her eyes, stood on tiptoe, and raised her head slightly.
Only the slightly fluttering eyelids showed the uneasiness in her heart.
Everyone and the girls have expressed it, if Chen Er is still indifferent, it will be a bit too much to say.
What's more, he was even snatched away from his first kiss, what is there to twist?
So, he also slowly approached the lips of Dongfang Yiruo.
But just as the lips of the two were about to touch, Dongfang Yi's soft cough sounded.
"Can you two consider my feelings?" Dongfang said with a cold face.
Although in her heart, she has identified with someone's status, but it is still a little difficult for her to accept that someone does something in front of her sister that people can't bear to look at but still wants to peek.
There is always a feeling that your own cabbage is arched by pigs.
Interrupted by Dongfang Yixi, Chen Er and Dongfang Yiruo's faces were all red.
In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Chen Er planned to take out the map that had already been turned over and study the route he knew by heart.
So, the consciousness sank into the ring.